Vanity Fair

第65章

“Mydearfriend,rememberitisnotpoorLadyJane’sfaultthatsheiswellborn。”Pittreplied,withacourtlyair。”Shecannothelpbeingalady。Besides,IamaTory,youknow。”

“Oh,asforthat。”saidJim,“there’snothinglikeoldblood;no,dammy,nothinglikeit。I’mnoneofyourradicals。Iknowwhatitistobeagentleman,dammy。

Seethechapsinaboat-race;lookatthefellersinafight;aye,lookatadawgkillingrats——whichisitwins?

thegood-bloodedones。Getsomemoreport,Bowls,oldboy,whilstIbuzzthisbottle-here。WhatwasIasaying?”

“Ithinkyouwerespeakingofdogskillingrats。”Pittremarkedmildly,handinghiscousinthedecanterto“buzz。~

“KillingratswasI?Well,Pitt,areyouasportingman?DoyouwanttoseeadawgasCANkillarat?

Ifyoudo,comedownwithmetoTomCorduroy’s,inCastleStreetMews,andI’llshowyousuchabull-terrieras——Pooh!gammon。”criedJames,burstingoutlaughingathisownabsurdity——“YOUdon’tcareaboutadawgorrat;it’sallnonsense。I’mblestifIthinkyouknowthedifferencebetweenadogandaduck。”

“No;bytheway。”Pittcontinuedwithincreasedblandness。”itwasaboutbloodyouweretalking,andthepersonaladvantageswhichpeoplederivefrompatricianbirth。Here’sthefreshbottle。”

“Blood’stheword。”saidJames,gulpingtherubyfluiddown。”Nothinglikeblood,sir,inhosses,dawgs,AND

men。Why,onlylastterm,justbeforeIwasrusticated,thatis,ImeanjustbeforeIhadthemeasles,ha,ha——therewasmeandRingwoodofChristchurch,BobRingwood,LordCinqbars’son,havingourbeerattheBellatBlenheim,whentheBanburybargemanofferedtofighteitherofusforabowlofpunch。Icouldn’t。Myarmwasinasling;couldn’teventakethedragdown——abruteofamareofminehadfellwithmeonlytwodaysbefore,outwiththeAbingdon,andIthoughtmyarmwasbroke。

Well,sir,Icouldn’tfinishhim,butBobhadhiscoatoffatonce——hestooduptotheBanburymanforthreeminutes,andpolishedhimoffinfourroundseasy。Gad,howhediddrop,sir,andwhatwasit?Blood,sir,allblood。”

“Youdon’tdrink,James。”theex-attachecontinued。

“InmytimeatOxford,themenpassedroundthebottlealittlequickerthanyouyoungfellowsseemtodo。”

“Come,come。”saidJames,puttinghishandtohisnoseandwinkingathiscousinwithapairofvinouseyes,“nojokes,oldboy;notryingitononme。Youwanttotrotmeout,butit’snogo。Invinoveritas,oldboy。Mars,Bacchus,Apollovirorum,hey?Iwishmyauntwouldsenddownsomeofthistothegovernor;it’sapreciousgoodtap。”

“Youhadbetteraskher。”Machiavelcontinued,“ormakethebestofyourtimenow。Whatsaysthebard?

’Nuncvinopellitecuras,Crasingensiterabimusaequor,’“

andtheBacchanalian,quotingtheabovewithaHouseofCommonsair,tossedoffnearlyathimblefulofwinewithanimmenseflourishofhisglass。

AttheRectory,whenthebottleofportwinewasopenedafterdinner,theyoungladieshadeachaglassfromabottleofcurrantwine。Mrs。Butetookoneglassofport,honestJameshadacouplecommonly,butashisfathergrewverysulkyifhemadefurtherinroadsonthebottle,thegoodladgenerallyrefrainedfromtryingformore,andsubsidedeitherintothecurrantwine,ortosomeprivategin-and-waterinthestables,whichheenjoyedinthecompanyofthecoachmanandhispipe。AtOxford,thequantityofwinewasunlimited,butthequalitywasinferior:butwhenquantityandqualityunitedasathisaunt’shouse,Jamesshowedthathecouldappreciatethemindeed;andhardlyneededanyofhiscousin’sencouragementindrainingoffthesecondbottlesuppliedbyMr。Bowls。

Whenthetimeforcoffeecame,however,andforareturntotheladies,ofwhomhestoodinawe,theyounggentleman’sagreeablefranknesslefthim,andherelapsedintohisusualsurlytimidity;contentinghimselfbysayingyesandno,byscowlingatLadyJane,andbyupsettingonecupofcoffeeduringtheevening。

Ifhedidnotspeakheyawnedinapitiablemanner,andhispresencethrewadampuponthemodestproceedingsoftheevening,forMissCrawleyandLadyJaneattheirpiquet,andMissBriggsatherwork,feltthathiseyeswerewildlyfixedonthem,andwereuneasyunderthatmaudlinlook。

“Heseemsaverysilent,awkward,bashfullad。”saidMissCrawleytoMr。Pitt。

“H

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