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Hemadetracksheavily，slowly，withadumpysortofagaittothedoor，steppedheavilydowntheonesteptherewasoutoftheshelterandboredueleft。Whilehewasintheactofgettinghisbearings，MrBloom，whonoticedwhenhestoodupthathehadtwoflasksofpresumablyship’srumstickingoneoutofeachpocketfortheprivateconsumptionofhisburninginterior，sawhimproduceabottleanduncorkit，orunscrew，and，applyingitsnozzletohislips，takeagoodolddelectableswigoutofitwithagurglingnoise。TheirrepressibleBloom，whoalsohadashrewdsuspicionthattheoldstagerwentoutonamanoeuvreafterthecounterattractionintheshapeofafemale，who，however，haddisappearedtoallintentsandpurposes，could，bystraining，justperceivehim，whendulyrefreshedbyhisrumpuncheonexploit，gazingupatthepiersandgirdersoftheLoopLine，ratheroutofhisdepth，asofcourseitwasallradicallyalteredsincehislastvisitandgreatlyimproved。Somepersonorpersonsinvisibledirectedhimtothemaleurinalerectedbythecleansingcommitteeallovertheplaceforthepurposebut，afterabriefspaceoftimeduringwhichsilencereignedsupreme，thesailor，evidentlygivingitawideberth，easedhimselfcloseathand，thenoiseofhisbilge-watersomelittletimesubsequentlysplashingonthegroundwhereitapparentlywokeahorseofthecabrank。

Ahoofscoopedanywayfornewfootholdaftersleepandharnessjingled。

Slightlydisturbedinhissentryboxbythebrasieroflivecoke，thewatcherofthecorporation，who，thoughnowbrokendownandfastbreakingup，wasnoneotherinsternrealitythantheGumleyaforesaid，nowpracticallyontheparishrates，giventhetemporaryjobbyPatTobininallhumanprobability，fromdictatesofhumanity，knowinghimbefore-shiftedaboutandshuffledinhisboxbeforecomposinghislimbsagaininthearmsofMorpheus。Atrulyamazingpieceofhardtimesinitsmostvirulentformonafellowmostrespectablyconnectedandfamiliarisedwithdecenthomecomfortsallhislifewhocameinforacool#100ayearatonetimewhichofcoursethedouble-barrelledassproceededtomakegeneralducksanddrakesof。Andtherehewasattheendofhistetherafterhavingoftenpaintedthetowntolerablypink，withoutabeggarlystiver。Hedrank，needlesstobetold，anditpointedonlyoncemoreamoralwhenhemightquiteeasilybeinalargewayofbusinessif-abigif，however-hehadcontrivedtocurehimselfofhisparticularpartiality。

All，meantime，wereloudlylamentingthefallingoffinIrishshipping，coastwiseandforeignaswell，whichwasallpartandparcelofthesamething。APalgraveMurphyboatwasputoffthewaysatAlexandraBasin，theonlylaunchthatyear。Rightenoughtheharbourswerethereonlynoshipsevercalled。

Therewerewrecksandwrecks，thekeepersaid，whowasevidentlyaufait。

WhathewantedtoascertainwaswhythatshipranbangagainsttheonlyrockinGalwayBaywhentheGalwayHarbourschemewasmootedbyaMrWorthingtonorsomenamelikethat，eh？Askhercaptain，headvisedthem，howmuchpalmoiltheBritishGovernmentgavehimforthatday’swork。CaptainJohnLeveroftheLeverline。

AmIright，skipper？hequeriedofthesailornowreturningafterhisprivatepotationandtherestofhisexertions。

Thatworthy，pickingupthescentofthefagendofthesongorwords，growledinwouldbemusic，butwithgreatvim，someKindofchantyorotherinsecondsorthirds。MrBloom’ssharpearsheardhimthenexpectoratetheplugprobably(whichitwas)，sothathemusthavelodgeditforthetimebeinginhisfistwhilehedidthedrinkingandmakingwaterjobsandfounditabitsouraftertheliquidfireinquestion。Anyhowinherolledafterhissuccessfullibation-cum-potation，introducinganatmosphereofdrinkintothesoiré；e，boisterouslytrolling，likeaveritablesonofaseacook：Thebiscuitswasashardasbrass，AndthebeefassaltasLot’swife’sarse。

OJohnnyLever！

JohnnyLever，O！Afterwhicheffusiontheredoubtablespecimendulyarrivedonthesceneand，regaininghisseat，hesankratherthansatheavilyontheformprovided。

Skin-the-Goat，assuminghewashe，evidentlywithanaxetogrind，wasairinghisgrievancesinaforcible-feeblephilippicanentthenaturalresourcesofIreland，orsomethingofthatsort，whichhedescribedinhislengthydissertationastherichestcountrybarnoneonthefaceofGod’searth，farandawaysuperiortoEngland，withcoalinlargequantities，sixmillionpounds’worthofporkexportedeveryyear，tenmillionsbetweenbutterandeggs，andalltheriche