Lavengro

第69章

Primitivehabits-Rosy-faceddamsel-Apleasantmoment-Suitofblack-Thefurtiveglance-Themightyround-Degeneratetimes-

Thenewspaper-Theevilchance-Icongratulateyou。

’YOUNGgentleman,’saidthehugefatlandlord,’youarecomeattherighttime;dinnerwillbetakenupinafewminutes,andsuchadinner,’hecontinued,rubbinghishands,’asyouwillnotseeeverydayinthesetimes。’

’Iamhotanddusty,’saidI,’andshouldwishtocoolmyhandsandface。’

’Jenny!’saidthehugelandlord,withtheutmostgravity,’showthegentlemanintonumberseven,thathemaywashhishandsandface。’

’Bynomeans,’saidI,’Iamapersonofprimitivehabits,andthereisnothinglikethepumpinweatherlikethis。’

’Jenny,’saidthelandlord,withthesamegravityasbefore,’gowiththeyounggentlemantothepumpinthebackkitchen,andtakeacleantowelalongwithyou。’

Thereupontherosy-facedclean-lookingdamselwenttoadrawer,andproducingalarge,thick,butsnowywhitetowel,shenoddedtometofollowher;whereuponIfollowedJennythroughalongpassageintothebackkitchen。

Andattheendofthebackkitchentherestoodapump;andgoingtoitIplacedmyhandsbeneaththespout,andsaid,’Pump,Jenny’;

andJennyincontinently,withoutlayingdownthetowel,pumpedwithonehand,andIwashedandcooledmyheatedhands。

And,whenmyhandswerewashedandcooled,Itookoffmyneckcloth,and,unbuttoningmyshirtcollar,Iplacedmyheadbeneaththespoutofthepump,andIsaiduntoJenny,’Now,Jenny,laydownthetowel,andpumpforyourlife。’

ThereuponJenny,placingthetowelonalinen-horse,tookthehandleofthepumpwithbothhandsandpumpedovermyheadashandmaidhadneverpumpedbefore;sothatthewaterpouredintorrentsfrommyhead,myface,andmyhairdownuponthebrickfloor。

And,afterthelapseofsomewhatmorethanaminute,Icalledoutwithahalf-strangledvoice,’Hold,Jenny!’andJennydesisted。I

stoodforafewmomentstorecovermybreath,thentakingthetowelwhichJennyproffered,Idriedcomposedlymyhandsandhead,myfaceandhair;then,returningthetoweltoJenny,Igaveadeepsighandsaid,’Surelythisisoneofthepleasantmomentsoflife。’

Then,havingsetmydresstorights,andcombedmyhairwithapocketcomb,IfollowedJenny,whoconductedmebackthroughthelongpassage,andshowedmeintoaneatsandedparlourontheground-floor。

Isatdownbyawindowwhichlookedoutuponthedustystreet;

presentlyincamethehandmaid,andcommencedlayingthetable-

cloth。’ShallIspreadthetableforone,sir,’saidshe,’ordoyouexpectanybodytodinewithyou?’’Ican’tsaythatIexpectanybody,’saidI,laughinginwardlytomyself;’however,ifyoupleaseyoucanlayfortwo,sothatifanyacquaintanceofmineshouldchancetostepin,hemayfindaknifeandforkreadyforhim。’

SoIsatbythewindow,sometimeslookingoutuponthedustystreet,andnowglancingatcertainold-fashionedprintsw

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