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’YOUNGgentleman,’saidthehugefatlandlord,’youarecomeattherighttime;dinnerwillbetakenupinafewminutes,andsuchadinner,’hecontinued,rubbinghishands,’asyouwillnotseeeverydayinthesetimes。’
’Iamhotanddusty,’saidI,’andshouldwishtocoolmyhandsandface。’
’Jenny!’saidthehugelandlord,withtheutmostgravity,’showthegentlemanintonumberseven,thathemaywashhishandsandface。’
’Bynomeans,’saidI,’Iamapersonofprimitivehabits,andthereisnothinglikethepumpinweatherlikethis。’
’Jenny,’saidthelandlord,withthesamegravityasbefore,’gowiththeyounggentlemantothepumpinthebackkitchen,andtakeacleantowelalongwithyou。’
Thereupontherosy-facedclean-lookingdamselwenttoadrawer,andproducingalarge,thick,butsnowywhitetowel,shenoddedtometofollowher;whereuponIfollowedJennythroughalongpassageintothebackkitchen。
Andattheendofthebackkitchentherestoodapump;andgoingtoitIplacedmyhandsbeneaththespout,andsaid,’Pump,Jenny’;
andJennyincontinently,withoutlayingdownthetowel,pumpedwithonehand,andIwashedandcooledmyheatedhands。
And,whenmyhandswerewashedandcooled,Itookoffmyneckcloth,and,unbuttoningmyshirtcollar,Iplacedmyheadbeneaththespoutofthepump,andIsaiduntoJenny,’Now,Jenny,laydownthetowel,andpumpforyourlife。’
ThereuponJenny,placingthetowelonalinen-horse,tookthehandleofthepumpwithbothhandsandpumpedovermyheadashandmaidhadneverpumpedbefore;sothatthewaterpouredintorrentsfrommyhead,myface,andmyhairdownuponthebrickfloor。
And,afterthelapseofsomewhatmorethanaminute,Icalledoutwithahalf-strangledvoice,’Hold,Jenny!’andJennydesisted。I
stoodforafewmomentstorecovermybreath,thentakingthetowelwhichJennyproffered,Idriedcomposedlymyhandsandhead,myfaceandhair;then,returningthetoweltoJenny,Igaveadeepsighandsaid,’Surelythisisoneofthepleasantmomentsoflife。’
Then,havingsetmydresstorights,andcombedmyhairwithapocketcomb,IfollowedJenny,whoconductedmebackthroughthelongpassage,andshowedmeintoaneatsandedparlourontheground-floor。
Isatdownbyawindowwhichlookedoutuponthedustystreet;
presentlyincamethehandmaid,andcommencedlayingthetable-
cloth。’ShallIspreadthetableforone,sir,’saidshe,’ordoyouexpectanybodytodinewithyou?’’Ican’tsaythatIexpectanybody,’saidI,laughinginwardlytomyself;’however,ifyoupleaseyoucanlayfortwo,sothatifanyacquaintanceofmineshouldchancetostepin,hemayfindaknifeandforkreadyforhim。’
SoIsatbythewindow,sometimeslookingoutuponthedustystreet,andnowglancingatcertainold-fashionedprintsw