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Chapter4。LXIV。
HowPantagruelgavenoanswertotheproblems。
Pantagruelthenaskedwhatsortofpeopledweltinthatdamnedisland。
Theyare,answeredXenomanes,allhypocrites,holymountebanks,tumblersofbeads,mumblersofave-marias,spiritualcomedians,shamsaints,hermits,allofthempoorrogueswho,likethehermitofLormontbetweenBlayeandBordeaux,livewhollyonalmsgiventhembypassengers。Catchmethereifyoucan,criedPanurge;maythedevil\'shead-cookconjuremybumgutintoapairofbellowsifeveryoufindmeamongthem!Hermits,shamsaints,livingformsofmortification,holymountebanks,avaunt!inthenameofyourfatherSatan,getoutofmysight!Whenthedevil\'sahog,youshalleatbacon。IshallnotforgetyetawhileourfatConcilipetesofChesil。
OthatBeelzebubandAstarothhadcounselledthemtohangthemselvesoutoftheway,andtheyhaddone\'t!wehadnotthensufferedsomuchbydevilishstormsaswedidforhavingseen\'em。Harkyeme,dearrogue,Xenomanes,myfriend,Ipritheearethesehermits,hypocrites,andeavesdroppersmaidsormarried?Isthereanythingofthefemininegenderamongthem?Couldabodyhypocriticallytakethereasmallhypocriticaltouch?Willtheyliebackwards,andletouttheirfore-rooms?There\'safinequestiontobeasked,criedPantagruel。Yes,yes,answeredXenomanes;youmayfindtheremanygoodlyhypocritesses,jollyspiritualactresses,kindhermitesses,womenthathaveaplaguydealofreligion;thenthere\'sthecopiesof\'em,littlehypocritillons,shamsanctitos,andhermitillons。Foh!awaywiththem,criedFriarJohn;ayoungsaint,anolddevil!(Markthis,anoldsaying,andastrueaoneas,ayoungwhore,anoldsaint。)Weretherenotsuch,continuedXenomanes,theisleofChaneph,forwantofamultiplicationofprogeny,hadlongerethisbeendesertanddesolate。
PantagruelsentthembyGymnastinthepinnaceseventy-eightthousandfineprettylittlegoldhalf-crowns,ofthosethataremarkedwithalantern。
Afterthisheasked,What\'so\'clock?Pastnine,answeredEpistemon。Itisthenthebesttimetogotodinner,saidPantagruel;forthesacredlinesocelebratedbyAristophanesinhisplaycalledConcionatricesisathand,neverfailingwhentheshadowisdecempedal。
Formerly,amongthePersians,dinner-timewasatasethouronlyforkings;
asforallothers,theirappetiteandtheirbellywastheirclock;whenthatchimed,theythoughtittimetogotodinner。SowefindinPlautusacertainparasitemakingaheavydo,andsadlyrailingattheinventorsofhour-glassesanddialsasbeingunnecessarythings,therebeingnoclockmoreregularthanthebelly。
Diogenesbeingaskedatwhattimesamanoughttoeat,answered,Therichwhenheishungry,thepoorwhenhehasanythingtoeat。Physiciansmoreproperlysaythatthecanonicalhoursare,Toriseatfive,todineatnine,Tosupatfive,tosleepatnine。
ThefamouskingPetosiris\'smagicwasdifferent,——Heretheofficersforthegutcamein,andgotreadythetablesandcupboards;laidthecloth,whosesightandpleasantsmallwereverycomfortable;andbroughtplates,napkins,salts,tankards,flagons,tall-boys,ewers,tumblers,cups,goblets,basins,andcisterns。
FriarJohn,attheheadofthestewards,sewers,yeomenofthepantry,andofthemouth,tasters,carvers,cupbearers,andcupboard-keepers,broughtfourstatelypasties,sohugethattheyputmeinmindofthefourbastionsatTurin。Ods-fish,howmanfullydidtheystormthem!Whathavocdidtheymakewiththelongtrainofdishesthatcameafterthem!Howbravelydidtheystandtotheirpan-puddings,andpaidofftheirdust!Howmerrilydidtheysoaktheirnoses!
Thefruitwasnotyetbroughtin,whenafreshgaleatwestandbynorthbegantofillthemain-course,mizen-sail,fore-sail,tops,andtop-
gallants;forwhichblessingtheyallsungdivershymnsofthanksandpraise。
Whenthefruitwasonthetable,Pantagruelasked,Nowtellme,gentlemen,areyourdoubtsfullyresolvedorno?Igapeandyawnnomore,answeredRhizotome。Isleepnolongerlikeadog,saidPonocrates。Ihaveclearedmyeyesight,saidGymnast。Ihavebrokemyfast,saidEusthenes;sothatforthiswholedayIshallbesecurefromthedangerofmyspittle。
Asps。Blackwagleg-flies。Domeses。
Amphisbenes。Spanishflies。Dryinades。
Anerudutes。Catoblepes。Dragons。
Abedissimons。Hornedsnakes。Elopes。
Alhartrafz。Caterpillars。Enhydrides。
Ammobates。Crocodiles。Falvises。
Apimaos。Toads。Galeotes。
Alhatrabans。Nightmares。Harmenes。
Aractes。Maddogs。Handons。
Asterions。Colotes。Icles。
Alcharates。Cychriodes。Jarraries。
Arges。Cafezates。Ilicines。
Spiders。Cauhares。Pharaoh\'smice。
Starrylizards。Snakes。Kesudures。
Attelabes。Cuhersks,two-Sea-hares。
Ascalabotes。tonguedadders。Chalcidicnewts。
Haemorrhoids。Amphibiousser-Footedserpents。
Basilisks。pents。Manticores。
Fitches。Cenchres。Molures。
Suckingwater-Cockatrices。Mouse-serpents。
snakes。Dipsades。Shrew-mice。
Miliares。Salamanders。Stinkfish。
Megalaunes。Slowworms。Stuphes。
Spitting-asps。Stellions。Sabrins。
Porphyri。Scorpenes。Blood-suckingflies。
Pareades。Scorpions。Hornfretters。
Phalanges。Hornworms。Scolopendres。
Penphredons。Scalavotins。Tarantulas。
Pinetree-worms。Solofuidars。Blindworms。
Ruteles。Deaf-asps。Tetragnathias。
Worms。Horseleeches。Teristales。
Rhagions。Salt-haters。Vipers,&c。
Rhaganes。Rot-serpents。
Chapter4。LXV。
HowPantagruelpassedthetimewithhisservants。
InwhathierarchyofsuchvenomouscreaturesdoyouplacePanurge\'sfuturespouse?askedFriarJohn。Artthouspeakingillofwomen,criedPanurge,thoumangyscoundrel,thousorry,noddy-peakedshavelingmonk?Bythecenomanicpaunchandgixy,saidEpistemon,Euripideshaswritten,andmakesAndromachesayit,thatbyindustry,andthehelpofthegods,menhadfoundremediesagainstallpoisonouscreatures;butnonewasyetfoundagainstabadwife。
ThisflauntingEuripides,criedPanurge,wasgabblingagainstwomeneveryfoot,andthereforewasdevouredbydogs,asajudgmentfromabove;asAristophanesobserves。Let\'sgoon。Lethimspeakthatisnext。Icanleaknowlikeanystone-horse,saidthenEpistemon。Iam,saidXenomanes,fullasaneggandroundasahoop;myship\'sholdcanholdnomore,andwillnowmakeshifttobearasteadysail。SaidCarpalin,Atrucewiththirst,atrucewithhunger;theyarestrong,butwineandmeatarestronger。I\'mnomoreinthedumpscriedPanurge;myheart\'sapoundlighter。I\'mintherightcuenow,asbriskasabody-louse,andasmerryasabeggar。Formypart,IknowwhatIdowhenIdrink;anditisatruething(though\'tisinyourEuripides)thatissaidbythatjollytoperSilenusofblessedmemory,that——
Theman\'semphaticallymad,Whodrinksthebest,yetcanbesad。
WemustnotfailtoreturnourhumbleandheartythankstotheBeingwho,withthisgoodbread,thiscooldeliciouswine,thesegoodmeatsandraredainties,removesfromourbodiesandmindsthesepainsandperturbations,andatthesametimefillsuswithpleasureandwithfood。
Butmethinks,sir,youdidnotgiveananswertoFriarJohn\'squestion;
which,asItakeit,washowtoraisegoodweather。Sinceyouasknomorethanthiseasyquestion,answeredPantagruel,I\'llstrivetogiveyousatisfaction;andsomeothertimewe\'lltalkoftherestoftheproblems,ifyouwill。
Wellthen,FriarJohnaskedhowgoodweathermightberaised。Havewenotraisedit?Lookupandseeourfulltopsails。Harkhowthewindwhistlesthroughtheshrouds,whatastiffgaleitblows。Observetherattlingofthetacklings,andseethesheetsthatfastenthemainsailbehind;theforceofthewindputsthemuponthestretch。Whilewepassedourtimemerrily,thedullweatheralsopassedaway;andwhileweraisedtheglassestoourmouths,wealsoraisedthewindbyasecretsympathyinnature。
ThusAtlasandHerculesclubbedtoraiseandunderpropthefallingsky,ifyou\'llbelievethewisemythologists,buttheyraiseditsomehalfaninchtoohigh,AtlastoentertainhisguestHerculesmorepleasantly,andHerculestomakehimselfamendsforthethirstwhichsometimebeforehadtormentedhiminthedesertsofAfrica。Yourgoodfather,saidFriarJohn,interruptinghim,takescaretofreemanypeoplefromsuchaninconveniency;forIhavebeentoldbymanyvenerabledoctorsthathischief-butler,Turelupin,savesaboveeighteenhundredpipesofwineyearlytomakeservants,andallcomersandgoers,drinkbeforetheyarea-dry。
Asthecamelsanddromedariesofacaravan,continuedPantagruel,usetodrinkforthethirstthat\'spast,forthepresent,andforthattocome,sodidHercules;andbeingthusexcessivelyraised,thisgavenewmotiontothesky,whichisthatoftitubationandtrepidation,aboutwhichourcrackbrainedastrologersmakesuchapother。This,saidPanurge,makesthesayinggood:
Whilejollycompanionscarouseittogether,Afigforthestorm,itgiveswaytogoodweather。
Nay,continuedPantagruel,somewilltellyouthatwehavenotonlyshortenedthetimeofthecalm,butalsomuchdisburthenedtheship;notlikeAesop\'sbasket,byeasingitoftheprovision,butbybreakingourfasts;andthatamanismoreterrestrialandheavywhenfastingthanwhenhehaseatenanddrank,evenastheypretendthatheweighsmoredeadthanliving。Howeveritis,youwillgranttheyareintherightwhotaketheirmorning\'sdraughtandbreakfastbeforealongjourney;thensaythatthehorseswillperformthebetter,andthataspurintheheadisworthtwointheflank;or,inthesamehorsedialect——
ThatacupinthepateIsamileinthegate。
Don\'tyouknowthatformerlytheAmycleansworshippedthenobleBacchusaboveallothergods,andgavehimthenameofPsila,whichintheDoricdialectsignifieswings;for,asthebirdsraisethemselvesbyatoweringflightwiththeirwingsabovetheclouds,so,withthehelpofsoaringBacchus,thepowerfuljuiceofthegrape,ourspiritsareexaltedtoapitchabovethemselves,ourbodiesaremoresprightly,andtheirearthlypartsbecomesoftandpliant。
Chapter4。LXVI。
How,byPantagruel\'sorder,theMusesweresalutedneartheisleofGanabim。
Thisfairwindandasfinetalkbroughtusinsightofahighland,whichPantagrueldiscoveringafaroff,showeditXenomanes,andaskedhim,Doyouseeyondertotheleewardahighrockwithtwotops,muchlikeMountParnassusinPhocis?Idoplainly,answeredXenomanes;\'tistheisleofGanabim。Haveyouamindtogoashorethere?No,returnedPantagruel。
Youdowell,indeed,saidXenomanes;forthereisnothingworthseeingintheplace。Thepeopleareallthieves;yetthereisthefinestfountainintheworld,andaverylargeforesttowardstherighttopofthemountain。
Yourfleetmaytakeinwoodandwaterthere。
Hethatspokelast,spokewell,quothPanurge;letusnotbyanymeansbesomadastogoamongaparcelofthievesandsharpers。Youmaytakemywordfor\'t,thisplaceisjustsuchanotheras,tomyknowledge,formerlyweretheislandsofSarkandHerm,betweenthesmallerandthegreaterBritain;suchaswasthePoneropolisofPhilipinThrace;islandsofthieves,banditti,picaroons,robbers,ruffians,andmurderers,worsethanraw-headandbloody-bones,andfullashonestastheseniorfellowsofthecollegeofiniquity,theveryoutcastsofthecountygaol\'scommon-side。
Asyouloveyourself,donotgoamong\'em。Ifyougoyou\'llcomeoffbutbluely,ifyoucomeoffatall。Ifyouwillnotbelieveme,atleastbelievewhatthegoodandwiseXenomanestellsyou;formayIneverstiriftheyarenotworsethantheverycannibals;theywouldcertainlyeatusalive。Donotgoamong\'em,Iprayyou;itweresafertotakeajourneytohell。Hark!byCod\'sbody,Ihear\'emringingthealarm-bellmostdreadfully,astheGasconsaboutBordeauxusedformerlytodoagainstthecommissariesandofficersforthetaxonsalt,ormyearstingle。Let\'ssheeroff。
Believeme,sir,saidFriarJohn,let\'sratherland;wewillridtheworldofthatvermin,andinntherefornothing。OldNickgowiththeeforme,quothPanurge。Thisrashhairbraineddevilofafriarfearsnothing,butventuresandrunsonlikeamaddevilasheis,andcaresnotarushwhatbecomesofothers;asifeveryonewasamonk,likehisfriarship。Apoxongrinninghonour,sayI。Goto,returnedthefriar,thoumangynoddy-peak!
thouforlorndruggle-headedsneaksby!andmayamillionofblackdevilsanatomizethycocklebrain。Thehen-heartedrascalissocowardlythatheberayshimselfforfeareveryday。Ifthouartsoafraid,dunghill,donotgo;stayhereandbehanged;orgoandhidethyloggerheadunderMadamProserpine\'spetticoat。
Panurgehearingthis,hisbreechbegantomakebuttons;soheslunkininaninstant,andwenttohidehisheaddowninthebread-roomamongthemustybiscuitsandtheortsandscrapsofbrokenbread。
Pantagruelinthemeantimesaidtotherest:Ifeelapressingretractioninmysoul,whichlikeavoiceadmonishesmenottolandthere。WheneverI
havefeltsuchamotionwithinmeIhavefoundmyselfhappyinavoidingwhatitdirectedmetoshun,orinundertakingwhatitpromptedmetodo;
andIneverhadoccasiontorepentfollowingitsdictates。
Asmuch,saidEpistemon,isrelatedofthedaemonofSocrates,socelebratedamongtheAcademics。Wellthen,sir,saidFriarJohn,whiletheship\'screwwaterhaveyouamindtohavegoodsport?Panurgeisgotdownsomewhereinthehold,whereheiscreptintosomecorner,andlurkslikeamouseinacranny。Let\'emgivethewordforthegunnertofireyongunovertheround-houseonthepoop;thiswillservetosalutetheMusesofthisAnti-parnassus;besides,thepowderdoesbutdecayinit。Youareintheright,saidPantagruel;here,givethewordforthegunner。
Thegunnerimmediatelycame,andwasorderedbyPantagrueltofirethatgun,andthenchargeitwithfreshpowder,whichwassoondone。Thegunnersoftheotherships,frigates,galleons,andgalleysofthefleet,hearingusfire,gaveeveryoneaguntotheisland;whichmadesuchahorridnoisethatyouwouldhaveswornheavenhadbeentumblingaboutoutears。
Chapter4。LXVII。
HowPanurgeberayedhimselfforfear;andofthehugecatRodilardus,whichhetookforapunydevil。
Panurge,likeawild,addle-pated,giddy-goat,salliesoutofthebread-
roominhisshirt,withnothingelseabouthimbutoneofhisstockings,halfon,halfoff,abouthisheel,likearough-footedpigeon;hishairandbeardallbepowderedwithcrumbsofbreadinwhichhehadbeenoverheadandears,andahugeandmightypusspartlywrappedupinhisotherstocking。Inthisequipage,hischapsmovinglikeamonkey\'swho\'sa-
louse-hunting,hiseyesstaringlikeadeadpig\'s,histeethchattering,andhisbumquivering,thepoordogfledtoFriarJohn,whowasthensittingbythechain-walesofthestarboardsideoftheship,andprayedhimheartilytotakepityonhimandkeephiminthesafeguardofhistrustybilbo;swearing,byhisshareofPapimany,thathehadseenallhellbrokeloose。
Woeisme,myJacky,criedhe,mydearJohnny,myoldcrony,mybrother,myghostlyfather!allthedevilskeepholiday,allthedevilskeeptheirfeastto-day,man。Porkandpeaschokemeifeverthousawestpreparationsinthylifeforaninfernalfeast。Dostthouseethesmokeofhell\'skitchens?(Thishesaid,showinghimthesmokeofthegunpowderabovetheships。)Thouneversawestsomanydamnedsoulssincethouwastborn;andsofair,sobewitchingtheyseem,thatonewouldsweartheyareStygianambrosia。Ithoughtatfirst,Godforgiveme!thattheyhadbeenEnglishsouls;andIdon\'tknowbutthatthismorningtheisleofHorses,nearScotland,wassacked,withalltheEnglishwhohadsurprisedit,bythelordsofTermesandEssay。
FriarJohn,attheapproachofPanurge,wasentertainedwithakindofsmellthatwasnotlikethatofgunpowder,noraltogethersosweetasmusk;
whichmadehimturnPanurgeabout,andthenhesawthathisshirtwasdismallybepawedandberayedwithfreshsir-reverence。Theretentivefacultyofthenervewhichrestrainsthemusclecalledsphincter(\'tisthearse-hole,anitpleaseyou)wasrelaxatedbytheviolenceofthefearwhichhehadbeeninduringhisfantasticvisions。Addtothisthethunderingnoiseoftheshooting,whichseemsmoredreadfulbetweendecksthanabove。Noroughtyoutowonderatsuchamishap;foroneofthesymptomsandaccidentsoffearis,thatitoftenopensthewicketofthecupboardwhereinsecond-handmeatiskeptforatime。Let\'sillustratethisnoblethemewithsomeexamples。
MesserPantolfedelaCassinaofSiena,ridingpostfromRome,cametoChambery,andalightingathonestVinet\'stookoneofthepitchforksinthestable;thenturningtotheinnkeeper,saidtohim,DaRomainquaiononsonandatodelcorpo。Digratiapigliainmanoquestaforcha,etfamipaura。(IhavenothadastoolsinceIleftRome。Ipraytheetakethispitchforkandfrightme。)Vinettookit,andmadeseveraloffersasifhewouldingoodearnesthavehitthesignor,butallinvain;sotheSienesesaidtohim,Situnonfaialtramente,tunonfainulla;perosforzatidiadoperarlipiuguagliardamente。(Ifthoudostnotgoanotherwaytowork,thouhadstasgooddonothing;thereforetrytobestirthyselfmorebriskly。)Withthis,Vinetlenthimsuchaswingingstoaterwiththepitchforksousebetweentheneckandthecollarofhisjerkin,thatdownfellsignoronthegroundarsyversy,withhisspindleshankswidestragglingoverhispoll。Thenminehostsputtering,withafull-mouthedlaugh,saidtohisguest,ByBeelzebub\'sbumgut,muchgoodmayitdoyou,SignoreItaliano。TakenoticethisisdatumCamberiaci,givenatChambery。
\'TwaswelltheSienesehaduntrussedhispointsandletdownhisdrawers;
forthisphysicworkedwithhimassoonashetookit,andascopiouswastheevacuationasthatofninebuffaloesandfourteenmissificatingarch-
lubbers。Whichoperationbeingover,themannerlySienesecourteouslygaveminehostawholebushelofthanks,sayingtohim,Iotiringratio,belmessere;cosifacendotum\'aiesparmiatalaspezad\'unservitiale。(I
thankthee,goodlandlord;bythisthouhaste\'ensavedmetheexpenseofaclyster。)
I\'llgiveyouanotherexampleofEdwardV。,KingofEngland。MasterFrancisVillon,beingbanishedFrance,fledtohim,andgotsofarintohisfavourastobeprivytoallhishouseholdaffairs。Onedaytheking,beingonhisclose-stool,showedVillonthearmsofFrance,andsaidtohim,DostthouseewhatrespectIhaveforthyFrenchkings?Ihavenoneoftheirarmsanywherebutinthisbackside,nearmyclose-stool。Ods-
life,saidthebuffoon,howwise,prudent,andcarefulofyourhealthyourhighnessis!Howcarefullyyourlearneddoctor,ThomasLinacre,looksafteryou!Hesawthatnowyougrowoldyouareinclinedtobesomewhatcostive,andeverydaywerefaintohaveanapothecary,Imeanasuppositoryorclyster,thrustintoyourroyalnockandroe;sohehas,muchtothepurpose,inducedyoutoplaceherethearmsofFrance;fortheverysightofthemputsyouintosuchadreadfulfrightthatyouimmediatelyletflyasmuchaswouldcomefromeighteensquatteringbonasiofPaeonia。Andiftheywerepaintedinotherpartsofyourhouse,byjingo,youwouldpresentlyconskiteyourselfwhereveryousawthem。Nay,hadyoubuthereapictureofthegreatoriflammeofFrance,ods-bodikins,yourtripesandbowelswouldbeinnosmalldangerofdroppingoutattheorificeofyourposteriors。Buthenh,henh,atqueiterumhenh。
AsillycockneyamInot,AseverdidfromPariscome?
AndwitharopeandslidingknotMyneckshallknowwhatweighsmybum。
Acockneyofshortreach,Isay,shallowofjudgmentandjudgingshallowly,towonderthatyoushouldcauseyourpointstobeuntrussedinyourchamberbeforeyoucomeintothiscloset。By\'rlady,atfirstIthoughtyourclose-stoolhadstoodbehindthehangingsofyourbed;otherwiseitseemedveryoddtomeyoushoulduntrusssofarfromtheplaceofevacuation。ButnowIfindIwasagull,awittol,awoodcock,amereninny,adolt-head,anoddy,achangeling,acalf-lolly,adoddipoll。Youdowisely,bythemass,youdowisely;forhadyounotbeenreadytoclapyourhindfaceonthemustard-potassoonasyoucamewithinsightofthesearms——markyeme,cop\'sbody——thebottomofyourbreecheshadsuppliedtheofficeofaclose-
stool。
FriarJohn,stoppingthehandleofhisfacewithhislefthand,did,withtheforefingeroftheright,pointoutPanurge\'sshirttoPantagruel,who,seeinghiminthispickle,scared,appalled,shivering,raving,staring,berayed,andtornwiththeclawsofthefamouscatRodilardus,couldnotchoosebutlaugh,andsaidtohim,Pritheewhatwouldstthoudowiththiscat?Withthiscat?quothPanurge;thedevilscratchmeifIdidnotthinkithadbeenayoungsoft-chinneddevil,which,withthissamestockinginsteadofmitten,IhadsnatchedupinthegreathutchofhellasthievishlyasanysizarofMontaguecollegecouldhavedone。ThedeviltakeTybert!Ifeelithasallbepinkedmypoorhide,anddrawnonittothelifeIdon\'tknowhowmanylobsters\'whiskers。Withthishethrewhisboar-catdown。
Go,go,saidPantagruel,bebathedandcleaned,calmyourfears,putonacleanshift,andthenyourclothes。What!doyouthinkIamafraid?criedPanurge。NotI,Iprotest。BythetesticlesofHercules,Iammorehearty,bold,andstout,thoughIsayitthatshouldnot,thanifIhadswallowedasmanyfliesasareputintoplumcakesandotherpasteatParisfromMidsummertoChristmas。Butwhat\'sthis?Hah!oh,ho!howthedevilcameIbythis?Doyoucallthiswhatthecatleftinthemalt,filth,dirt,dung,dejection,faecalmatter,excrement,stercoration,sir-
reverence,ordure,second-handmeats,fumets,stronts,scybal,orspyrathe?
\'TisHiberniansaffron,Iprotest。Hah,hah,hah!\'tisIrishsaffron,byShaintPautrick,andsomuchforthistime。Selah。Let\'sdrink。
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THEFIFTHBOOK
TheAuthor\'sPrologue。
Indefatigabletopers,andyou,thricepreciousmartyrsofthesmock,givemeleavetoputaseriousquestiontoyourworshipswhileyouareidlystrikingyourcodpieces,andImyselfnotmuchbetteremployed。Pray,whyisitthatpeoplesaythatmenarenotsuchsotsnowadaysastheywereinthedaysofyore?Sotisanoldwordthatsignifiesadunce,dullard,jolthead,gull,wittol,ornoddy,onewithoutgutsinhisbrains,whosecockloftisunfurnished,and,inshort,afool。NowwouldIknowwhetheryouwouldhaveusunderstandbythissamesaying,asindeedyoulogicallymay,t