Gargantua and Pantagruel

第22章

Chapter4。LXIV。

HowPantagruelgavenoanswertotheproblems。

Pantagruelthenaskedwhatsortofpeopledweltinthatdamnedisland。

Theyare,answeredXenomanes,allhypocrites,holymountebanks,tumblersofbeads,mumblersofave-marias,spiritualcomedians,shamsaints,hermits,allofthempoorrogueswho,likethehermitofLormontbetweenBlayeandBordeaux,livewhollyonalmsgiventhembypassengers。Catchmethereifyoucan,criedPanurge;maythedevil\'shead-cookconjuremybumgutintoapairofbellowsifeveryoufindmeamongthem!Hermits,shamsaints,livingformsofmortification,holymountebanks,avaunt!inthenameofyourfatherSatan,getoutofmysight!Whenthedevil\'sahog,youshalleatbacon。IshallnotforgetyetawhileourfatConcilipetesofChesil。

OthatBeelzebubandAstarothhadcounselledthemtohangthemselvesoutoftheway,andtheyhaddone\'t!wehadnotthensufferedsomuchbydevilishstormsaswedidforhavingseen\'em。Harkyeme,dearrogue,Xenomanes,myfriend,Ipritheearethesehermits,hypocrites,andeavesdroppersmaidsormarried?Isthereanythingofthefemininegenderamongthem?Couldabodyhypocriticallytakethereasmallhypocriticaltouch?Willtheyliebackwards,andletouttheirfore-rooms?There\'safinequestiontobeasked,criedPantagruel。Yes,yes,answeredXenomanes;youmayfindtheremanygoodlyhypocritesses,jollyspiritualactresses,kindhermitesses,womenthathaveaplaguydealofreligion;thenthere\'sthecopiesof\'em,littlehypocritillons,shamsanctitos,andhermitillons。Foh!awaywiththem,criedFriarJohn;ayoungsaint,anolddevil!(Markthis,anoldsaying,andastrueaoneas,ayoungwhore,anoldsaint。)Weretherenotsuch,continuedXenomanes,theisleofChaneph,forwantofamultiplicationofprogeny,hadlongerethisbeendesertanddesolate。

PantagruelsentthembyGymnastinthepinnaceseventy-eightthousandfineprettylittlegoldhalf-crowns,ofthosethataremarkedwithalantern。

Afterthisheasked,What\'so\'clock?Pastnine,answeredEpistemon。Itisthenthebesttimetogotodinner,saidPantagruel;forthesacredlinesocelebratedbyAristophanesinhisplaycalledConcionatricesisathand,neverfailingwhentheshadowisdecempedal。

Formerly,amongthePersians,dinner-timewasatasethouronlyforkings;

asforallothers,theirappetiteandtheirbellywastheirclock;whenthatchimed,theythoughtittimetogotodinner。SowefindinPlautusacertainparasitemakingaheavydo,andsadlyrailingattheinventorsofhour-glassesanddialsasbeingunnecessarythings,therebeingnoclockmoreregularthanthebelly。

Diogenesbeingaskedatwhattimesamanoughttoeat,answered,Therichwhenheishungry,thepoorwhenhehasanythingtoeat。Physiciansmoreproperlysaythatthecanonicalhoursare,Toriseatfive,todineatnine,Tosupatfive,tosleepatnine。

ThefamouskingPetosiris\'smagicwasdifferent,——Heretheofficersforthegutcamein,andgotreadythetablesandcupboards;laidthecloth,whosesightandpleasantsmallwereverycomfortable;andbroughtplates,napkins,salts,tankards,flagons,tall-boys,ewers,tumblers,cups,goblets,basins,andcisterns。

FriarJohn,attheheadofthestewards,sewers,yeomenofthepantry,andofthemouth,tasters,carvers,cupbearers,andcupboard-keepers,broughtfourstatelypasties,sohugethattheyputmeinmindofthefourbastionsatTurin。Ods-fish,howmanfullydidtheystormthem!Whathavocdidtheymakewiththelongtrainofdishesthatcameafterthem!Howbravelydidtheystandtotheirpan-puddings,andpaidofftheirdust!Howmerrilydidtheysoaktheirnoses!

Thefruitwasnotyetbroughtin,whenafreshgaleatwestandbynorthbegantofillthemain-course,mizen-sail,fore-sail,tops,andtop-

gallants;forwhichblessingtheyallsungdivershymnsofthanksandpraise。

Whenthefruitwasonthetable,Pantagruelasked,Nowtellme,gentlemen,areyourdoubtsfullyresolvedorno?Igapeandyawnnomore,answeredRhizotome。Isleepnolongerlikeadog,saidPonocrates。Ihaveclearedmyeyesight,saidGymnast。Ihavebrokemyfast,saidEusthenes;sothatforthiswholedayIshallbesecurefromthedangerofmyspittle。

Asps。Blackwagleg-flies。Domeses。

Amphisbenes。Spanishflies。Dryinades。

Anerudutes。Catoblepes。Dragons。

Abedissimons。Hornedsnakes。Elopes。

Alhartrafz。Caterpillars。Enhydrides。

Ammobates。Crocodiles。Falvises。

Apimaos。Toads。Galeotes。

Alhatrabans。Nightmares。Harmenes。

Aractes。Maddogs。Handons。

Asterions。Colotes。Icles。

Alcharates。Cychriodes。Jarraries。

Arges。Cafezates。Ilicines。

Spiders。Cauhares。Pharaoh\'smice。

Starrylizards。Snakes。Kesudures。

Attelabes。Cuhersks,two-Sea-hares。

Ascalabotes。tonguedadders。Chalcidicnewts。

Haemorrhoids。Amphibiousser-Footedserpents。

Basilisks。pents。Manticores。

Fitches。Cenchres。Molures。

Suckingwater-Cockatrices。Mouse-serpents。

snakes。Dipsades。Shrew-mice。

Miliares。Salamanders。Stinkfish。

Megalaunes。Slowworms。Stuphes。

Spitting-asps。Stellions。Sabrins。

Porphyri。Scorpenes。Blood-suckingflies。

Pareades。Scorpions。Hornfretters。

Phalanges。Hornworms。Scolopendres。

Penphredons。Scalavotins。Tarantulas。

Pinetree-worms。Solofuidars。Blindworms。

Ruteles。Deaf-asps。Tetragnathias。

Worms。Horseleeches。Teristales。

Rhagions。Salt-haters。Vipers,&c。

Rhaganes。Rot-serpents。

Chapter4。LXV。

HowPantagruelpassedthetimewithhisservants。

InwhathierarchyofsuchvenomouscreaturesdoyouplacePanurge\'sfuturespouse?askedFriarJohn。Artthouspeakingillofwomen,criedPanurge,thoumangyscoundrel,thousorry,noddy-peakedshavelingmonk?Bythecenomanicpaunchandgixy,saidEpistemon,Euripideshaswritten,andmakesAndromachesayit,thatbyindustry,andthehelpofthegods,menhadfoundremediesagainstallpoisonouscreatures;butnonewasyetfoundagainstabadwife。

ThisflauntingEuripides,criedPanurge,wasgabblingagainstwomeneveryfoot,andthereforewasdevouredbydogs,asajudgmentfromabove;asAristophanesobserves。Let\'sgoon。Lethimspeakthatisnext。Icanleaknowlikeanystone-horse,saidthenEpistemon。Iam,saidXenomanes,fullasaneggandroundasahoop;myship\'sholdcanholdnomore,andwillnowmakeshifttobearasteadysail。SaidCarpalin,Atrucewiththirst,atrucewithhunger;theyarestrong,butwineandmeatarestronger。I\'mnomoreinthedumpscriedPanurge;myheart\'sapoundlighter。I\'mintherightcuenow,asbriskasabody-louse,andasmerryasabeggar。Formypart,IknowwhatIdowhenIdrink;anditisatruething(though\'tisinyourEuripides)thatissaidbythatjollytoperSilenusofblessedmemory,that——

Theman\'semphaticallymad,Whodrinksthebest,yetcanbesad。

WemustnotfailtoreturnourhumbleandheartythankstotheBeingwho,withthisgoodbread,thiscooldeliciouswine,thesegoodmeatsandraredainties,removesfromourbodiesandmindsthesepainsandperturbations,andatthesametimefillsuswithpleasureandwithfood。

Butmethinks,sir,youdidnotgiveananswertoFriarJohn\'squestion;

which,asItakeit,washowtoraisegoodweather。Sinceyouasknomorethanthiseasyquestion,answeredPantagruel,I\'llstrivetogiveyousatisfaction;andsomeothertimewe\'lltalkoftherestoftheproblems,ifyouwill。

Wellthen,FriarJohnaskedhowgoodweathermightberaised。Havewenotraisedit?Lookupandseeourfulltopsails。Harkhowthewindwhistlesthroughtheshrouds,whatastiffgaleitblows。Observetherattlingofthetacklings,andseethesheetsthatfastenthemainsailbehind;theforceofthewindputsthemuponthestretch。Whilewepassedourtimemerrily,thedullweatheralsopassedaway;andwhileweraisedtheglassestoourmouths,wealsoraisedthewindbyasecretsympathyinnature。

ThusAtlasandHerculesclubbedtoraiseandunderpropthefallingsky,ifyou\'llbelievethewisemythologists,buttheyraiseditsomehalfaninchtoohigh,AtlastoentertainhisguestHerculesmorepleasantly,andHerculestomakehimselfamendsforthethirstwhichsometimebeforehadtormentedhiminthedesertsofAfrica。Yourgoodfather,saidFriarJohn,interruptinghim,takescaretofreemanypeoplefromsuchaninconveniency;forIhavebeentoldbymanyvenerabledoctorsthathischief-butler,Turelupin,savesaboveeighteenhundredpipesofwineyearlytomakeservants,andallcomersandgoers,drinkbeforetheyarea-dry。

Asthecamelsanddromedariesofacaravan,continuedPantagruel,usetodrinkforthethirstthat\'spast,forthepresent,andforthattocome,sodidHercules;andbeingthusexcessivelyraised,thisgavenewmotiontothesky,whichisthatoftitubationandtrepidation,aboutwhichourcrackbrainedastrologersmakesuchapother。This,saidPanurge,makesthesayinggood:

Whilejollycompanionscarouseittogether,Afigforthestorm,itgiveswaytogoodweather。

Nay,continuedPantagruel,somewilltellyouthatwehavenotonlyshortenedthetimeofthecalm,butalsomuchdisburthenedtheship;notlikeAesop\'sbasket,byeasingitoftheprovision,butbybreakingourfasts;andthatamanismoreterrestrialandheavywhenfastingthanwhenhehaseatenanddrank,evenastheypretendthatheweighsmoredeadthanliving。Howeveritis,youwillgranttheyareintherightwhotaketheirmorning\'sdraughtandbreakfastbeforealongjourney;thensaythatthehorseswillperformthebetter,andthataspurintheheadisworthtwointheflank;or,inthesamehorsedialect——

ThatacupinthepateIsamileinthegate。

Don\'tyouknowthatformerlytheAmycleansworshippedthenobleBacchusaboveallothergods,andgavehimthenameofPsila,whichintheDoricdialectsignifieswings;for,asthebirdsraisethemselvesbyatoweringflightwiththeirwingsabovetheclouds,so,withthehelpofsoaringBacchus,thepowerfuljuiceofthegrape,ourspiritsareexaltedtoapitchabovethemselves,ourbodiesaremoresprightly,andtheirearthlypartsbecomesoftandpliant。

Chapter4。LXVI。

How,byPantagruel\'sorder,theMusesweresalutedneartheisleofGanabim。

Thisfairwindandasfinetalkbroughtusinsightofahighland,whichPantagrueldiscoveringafaroff,showeditXenomanes,andaskedhim,Doyouseeyondertotheleewardahighrockwithtwotops,muchlikeMountParnassusinPhocis?Idoplainly,answeredXenomanes;\'tistheisleofGanabim。Haveyouamindtogoashorethere?No,returnedPantagruel。

Youdowell,indeed,saidXenomanes;forthereisnothingworthseeingintheplace。Thepeopleareallthieves;yetthereisthefinestfountainintheworld,andaverylargeforesttowardstherighttopofthemountain。

Yourfleetmaytakeinwoodandwaterthere。

Hethatspokelast,spokewell,quothPanurge;letusnotbyanymeansbesomadastogoamongaparcelofthievesandsharpers。Youmaytakemywordfor\'t,thisplaceisjustsuchanotheras,tomyknowledge,formerlyweretheislandsofSarkandHerm,betweenthesmallerandthegreaterBritain;suchaswasthePoneropolisofPhilipinThrace;islandsofthieves,banditti,picaroons,robbers,ruffians,andmurderers,worsethanraw-headandbloody-bones,andfullashonestastheseniorfellowsofthecollegeofiniquity,theveryoutcastsofthecountygaol\'scommon-side。

Asyouloveyourself,donotgoamong\'em。Ifyougoyou\'llcomeoffbutbluely,ifyoucomeoffatall。Ifyouwillnotbelieveme,atleastbelievewhatthegoodandwiseXenomanestellsyou;formayIneverstiriftheyarenotworsethantheverycannibals;theywouldcertainlyeatusalive。Donotgoamong\'em,Iprayyou;itweresafertotakeajourneytohell。Hark!byCod\'sbody,Ihear\'emringingthealarm-bellmostdreadfully,astheGasconsaboutBordeauxusedformerlytodoagainstthecommissariesandofficersforthetaxonsalt,ormyearstingle。Let\'ssheeroff。

Believeme,sir,saidFriarJohn,let\'sratherland;wewillridtheworldofthatvermin,andinntherefornothing。OldNickgowiththeeforme,quothPanurge。Thisrashhairbraineddevilofafriarfearsnothing,butventuresandrunsonlikeamaddevilasheis,andcaresnotarushwhatbecomesofothers;asifeveryonewasamonk,likehisfriarship。Apoxongrinninghonour,sayI。Goto,returnedthefriar,thoumangynoddy-peak!

thouforlorndruggle-headedsneaksby!andmayamillionofblackdevilsanatomizethycocklebrain。Thehen-heartedrascalissocowardlythatheberayshimselfforfeareveryday。Ifthouartsoafraid,dunghill,donotgo;stayhereandbehanged;orgoandhidethyloggerheadunderMadamProserpine\'spetticoat。

Panurgehearingthis,hisbreechbegantomakebuttons;soheslunkininaninstant,andwenttohidehisheaddowninthebread-roomamongthemustybiscuitsandtheortsandscrapsofbrokenbread。

Pantagruelinthemeantimesaidtotherest:Ifeelapressingretractioninmysoul,whichlikeavoiceadmonishesmenottolandthere。WheneverI

havefeltsuchamotionwithinmeIhavefoundmyselfhappyinavoidingwhatitdirectedmetoshun,orinundertakingwhatitpromptedmetodo;

andIneverhadoccasiontorepentfollowingitsdictates。

Asmuch,saidEpistemon,isrelatedofthedaemonofSocrates,socelebratedamongtheAcademics。Wellthen,sir,saidFriarJohn,whiletheship\'screwwaterhaveyouamindtohavegoodsport?Panurgeisgotdownsomewhereinthehold,whereheiscreptintosomecorner,andlurkslikeamouseinacranny。Let\'emgivethewordforthegunnertofireyongunovertheround-houseonthepoop;thiswillservetosalutetheMusesofthisAnti-parnassus;besides,thepowderdoesbutdecayinit。Youareintheright,saidPantagruel;here,givethewordforthegunner。

Thegunnerimmediatelycame,andwasorderedbyPantagrueltofirethatgun,andthenchargeitwithfreshpowder,whichwassoondone。Thegunnersoftheotherships,frigates,galleons,andgalleysofthefleet,hearingusfire,gaveeveryoneaguntotheisland;whichmadesuchahorridnoisethatyouwouldhaveswornheavenhadbeentumblingaboutoutears。

Chapter4。LXVII。

HowPanurgeberayedhimselfforfear;andofthehugecatRodilardus,whichhetookforapunydevil。

Panurge,likeawild,addle-pated,giddy-goat,salliesoutofthebread-

roominhisshirt,withnothingelseabouthimbutoneofhisstockings,halfon,halfoff,abouthisheel,likearough-footedpigeon;hishairandbeardallbepowderedwithcrumbsofbreadinwhichhehadbeenoverheadandears,andahugeandmightypusspartlywrappedupinhisotherstocking。Inthisequipage,hischapsmovinglikeamonkey\'swho\'sa-

louse-hunting,hiseyesstaringlikeadeadpig\'s,histeethchattering,andhisbumquivering,thepoordogfledtoFriarJohn,whowasthensittingbythechain-walesofthestarboardsideoftheship,andprayedhimheartilytotakepityonhimandkeephiminthesafeguardofhistrustybilbo;swearing,byhisshareofPapimany,thathehadseenallhellbrokeloose。

Woeisme,myJacky,criedhe,mydearJohnny,myoldcrony,mybrother,myghostlyfather!allthedevilskeepholiday,allthedevilskeeptheirfeastto-day,man。Porkandpeaschokemeifeverthousawestpreparationsinthylifeforaninfernalfeast。Dostthouseethesmokeofhell\'skitchens?(Thishesaid,showinghimthesmokeofthegunpowderabovetheships。)Thouneversawestsomanydamnedsoulssincethouwastborn;andsofair,sobewitchingtheyseem,thatonewouldsweartheyareStygianambrosia。Ithoughtatfirst,Godforgiveme!thattheyhadbeenEnglishsouls;andIdon\'tknowbutthatthismorningtheisleofHorses,nearScotland,wassacked,withalltheEnglishwhohadsurprisedit,bythelordsofTermesandEssay。

FriarJohn,attheapproachofPanurge,wasentertainedwithakindofsmellthatwasnotlikethatofgunpowder,noraltogethersosweetasmusk;

whichmadehimturnPanurgeabout,andthenhesawthathisshirtwasdismallybepawedandberayedwithfreshsir-reverence。Theretentivefacultyofthenervewhichrestrainsthemusclecalledsphincter(\'tisthearse-hole,anitpleaseyou)wasrelaxatedbytheviolenceofthefearwhichhehadbeeninduringhisfantasticvisions。Addtothisthethunderingnoiseoftheshooting,whichseemsmoredreadfulbetweendecksthanabove。Noroughtyoutowonderatsuchamishap;foroneofthesymptomsandaccidentsoffearis,thatitoftenopensthewicketofthecupboardwhereinsecond-handmeatiskeptforatime。Let\'sillustratethisnoblethemewithsomeexamples。

MesserPantolfedelaCassinaofSiena,ridingpostfromRome,cametoChambery,andalightingathonestVinet\'stookoneofthepitchforksinthestable;thenturningtotheinnkeeper,saidtohim,DaRomainquaiononsonandatodelcorpo。Digratiapigliainmanoquestaforcha,etfamipaura。(IhavenothadastoolsinceIleftRome。Ipraytheetakethispitchforkandfrightme。)Vinettookit,andmadeseveraloffersasifhewouldingoodearnesthavehitthesignor,butallinvain;sotheSienesesaidtohim,Situnonfaialtramente,tunonfainulla;perosforzatidiadoperarlipiuguagliardamente。(Ifthoudostnotgoanotherwaytowork,thouhadstasgooddonothing;thereforetrytobestirthyselfmorebriskly。)Withthis,Vinetlenthimsuchaswingingstoaterwiththepitchforksousebetweentheneckandthecollarofhisjerkin,thatdownfellsignoronthegroundarsyversy,withhisspindleshankswidestragglingoverhispoll。Thenminehostsputtering,withafull-mouthedlaugh,saidtohisguest,ByBeelzebub\'sbumgut,muchgoodmayitdoyou,SignoreItaliano。TakenoticethisisdatumCamberiaci,givenatChambery。

\'TwaswelltheSienesehaduntrussedhispointsandletdownhisdrawers;

forthisphysicworkedwithhimassoonashetookit,andascopiouswastheevacuationasthatofninebuffaloesandfourteenmissificatingarch-

lubbers。Whichoperationbeingover,themannerlySienesecourteouslygaveminehostawholebushelofthanks,sayingtohim,Iotiringratio,belmessere;cosifacendotum\'aiesparmiatalaspezad\'unservitiale。(I

thankthee,goodlandlord;bythisthouhaste\'ensavedmetheexpenseofaclyster。)

I\'llgiveyouanotherexampleofEdwardV。,KingofEngland。MasterFrancisVillon,beingbanishedFrance,fledtohim,andgotsofarintohisfavourastobeprivytoallhishouseholdaffairs。Onedaytheking,beingonhisclose-stool,showedVillonthearmsofFrance,andsaidtohim,DostthouseewhatrespectIhaveforthyFrenchkings?Ihavenoneoftheirarmsanywherebutinthisbackside,nearmyclose-stool。Ods-

life,saidthebuffoon,howwise,prudent,andcarefulofyourhealthyourhighnessis!Howcarefullyyourlearneddoctor,ThomasLinacre,looksafteryou!Hesawthatnowyougrowoldyouareinclinedtobesomewhatcostive,andeverydaywerefaintohaveanapothecary,Imeanasuppositoryorclyster,thrustintoyourroyalnockandroe;sohehas,muchtothepurpose,inducedyoutoplaceherethearmsofFrance;fortheverysightofthemputsyouintosuchadreadfulfrightthatyouimmediatelyletflyasmuchaswouldcomefromeighteensquatteringbonasiofPaeonia。Andiftheywerepaintedinotherpartsofyourhouse,byjingo,youwouldpresentlyconskiteyourselfwhereveryousawthem。Nay,hadyoubuthereapictureofthegreatoriflammeofFrance,ods-bodikins,yourtripesandbowelswouldbeinnosmalldangerofdroppingoutattheorificeofyourposteriors。Buthenh,henh,atqueiterumhenh。

AsillycockneyamInot,AseverdidfromPariscome?

AndwitharopeandslidingknotMyneckshallknowwhatweighsmybum。

Acockneyofshortreach,Isay,shallowofjudgmentandjudgingshallowly,towonderthatyoushouldcauseyourpointstobeuntrussedinyourchamberbeforeyoucomeintothiscloset。By\'rlady,atfirstIthoughtyourclose-stoolhadstoodbehindthehangingsofyourbed;otherwiseitseemedveryoddtomeyoushoulduntrusssofarfromtheplaceofevacuation。ButnowIfindIwasagull,awittol,awoodcock,amereninny,adolt-head,anoddy,achangeling,acalf-lolly,adoddipoll。Youdowisely,bythemass,youdowisely;forhadyounotbeenreadytoclapyourhindfaceonthemustard-potassoonasyoucamewithinsightofthesearms——markyeme,cop\'sbody——thebottomofyourbreecheshadsuppliedtheofficeofaclose-

stool。

FriarJohn,stoppingthehandleofhisfacewithhislefthand,did,withtheforefingeroftheright,pointoutPanurge\'sshirttoPantagruel,who,seeinghiminthispickle,scared,appalled,shivering,raving,staring,berayed,andtornwiththeclawsofthefamouscatRodilardus,couldnotchoosebutlaugh,andsaidtohim,Pritheewhatwouldstthoudowiththiscat?Withthiscat?quothPanurge;thedevilscratchmeifIdidnotthinkithadbeenayoungsoft-chinneddevil,which,withthissamestockinginsteadofmitten,IhadsnatchedupinthegreathutchofhellasthievishlyasanysizarofMontaguecollegecouldhavedone。ThedeviltakeTybert!Ifeelithasallbepinkedmypoorhide,anddrawnonittothelifeIdon\'tknowhowmanylobsters\'whiskers。Withthishethrewhisboar-catdown。

Go,go,saidPantagruel,bebathedandcleaned,calmyourfears,putonacleanshift,andthenyourclothes。What!doyouthinkIamafraid?criedPanurge。NotI,Iprotest。BythetesticlesofHercules,Iammorehearty,bold,andstout,thoughIsayitthatshouldnot,thanifIhadswallowedasmanyfliesasareputintoplumcakesandotherpasteatParisfromMidsummertoChristmas。Butwhat\'sthis?Hah!oh,ho!howthedevilcameIbythis?Doyoucallthiswhatthecatleftinthemalt,filth,dirt,dung,dejection,faecalmatter,excrement,stercoration,sir-

reverence,ordure,second-handmeats,fumets,stronts,scybal,orspyrathe?

\'TisHiberniansaffron,Iprotest。Hah,hah,hah!\'tisIrishsaffron,byShaintPautrick,andsomuchforthistime。Selah。Let\'sdrink。

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THEFIFTHBOOK

TheAuthor\'sPrologue。

Indefatigabletopers,andyou,thricepreciousmartyrsofthesmock,givemeleavetoputaseriousquestiontoyourworshipswhileyouareidlystrikingyourcodpieces,andImyselfnotmuchbetteremployed。Pray,whyisitthatpeoplesaythatmenarenotsuchsotsnowadaysastheywereinthedaysofyore?Sotisanoldwordthatsignifiesadunce,dullard,jolthead,gull,wittol,ornoddy,onewithoutgutsinhisbrains,whosecockloftisunfurnished,and,inshort,afool。NowwouldIknowwhetheryouwouldhaveusunderstandbythissamesaying,asindeedyoulogicallymay,t

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