Man and Wife

第29章

Thedooropenedsuddenly;andMr。Bishopriggsappearedwiththedinner。AnnenervouslyseparatedherselffromArnold。TheoneavailableeyeofMr。Bishopriggsfollowedherreproachfully,asheputthedishesonthetable。

“Iwarnedyebaith,itwasacleanimpossibilitytoknockatthedoorthistime。Don’tblameme,youngmadam——don’tblame_me!“_

“Wherewillyousit?“askedArnold,bywayofdivertingAnne’sattentionfromthefamiliaritiesofFatherBishopriggs。

“Anywhere!“sheanswered,impatiently;snatchingupachair,andplacingitatthebottomofthetable。

Mr。Bishopriggspolitely,butfirmly,putthechairbackagaininitsplace。

“Lord’ssake!whatareyedoin’?It’scleancontrarytoa’thelawsandcustomso’thehoney-mune,tositasfarawayfromyourhusbandasthat!“

Hewavedhispersuasivenapkintooneofthetwochairsplacedclosetogetheratthetable。

Arnoldinterferedoncemore,andpreventedanotheroutbreakofimpatiencefromAnne。

“Whatdoesitmatter?“hesaid。“Letthemanhavehisway。“

“Getitoverassoonasyoucan,“shereturned。“Ican’t,andwon’t,bearitmuchlonger。“

Theytooktheirplacesatthetable,withFatherBishopriggsbehindthem,inthemixedcharacterofmajordomoandguardianangel。

“Here’sthetrout!“hecried,takingthecoveroffwithaflourish。“Halfanhoursince,hewasloupin’inthewater。Thereheliesnoo,friedinthedish。Anemblemo’humanlifeforye!

Whenyecanspareanyleisuretimefromyertwaselves,meditateonthat。“

Arnoldtookupthespoon,togiveAnneoneofthetrout。Mr。

Bishopriggsclappedthecoveronthedishagain,withacountenanceexpressiveofdevouthorror。

“Istherenaebodygaun’tosaygrace?“heasked。

“Come!come!“saidArnold。“Thefishisgettingcold。“

Mr。Bishopriggspiouslyclosedhisavailableeye,andheldthecoverfirmlyonthedish。“Forwhatye’regaun’toreceive,mayyebaithbetrulythankful!“Heopenedhisavailableeye,andwhippedthecoveroffagain。“Myconscienceiseasynoo。Fallto!

Fallto!“

“Sendhimaway!“saidAnne。“Hisfamiliarityisbeyondallendurance。“

“Youneedn’twait,“saidArnold。

“Eh!butI’mheretowait,“objectedMr。Bishopriggs。“What’stheuseo’mygaun’away,whenye’llwantmeanontochangetheplatesforye?“Heconsideredforamoment(privatelyconsultinghisexperience)andarrivedatasatisfactoryconclusionastoArnold’smotiveforwantingtogetridofhim。“Tak’heronyerknee,“hewhisperedinArnold’sear,“assoonasyelike!Feedhimatthefork’send,“headdedtoAnne,“wheneveryeplease!

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