Life of Johnsonl

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wouldnotargueanyfarther;butIwasconfidentthatIwasintheright。Iwould,induetime,beaNestor,anelderofthepeople;

andthereSHOULDbesomedifferencebetweentheconversationoftwenty-eightandsixty-eight。Agravepictureshouldnotbegay。

Thereisaserene,solemn,placidoldage。JOHNSON。’Mrs。

Thrale’smothersaidofmewhatflatteredmemuch。Aclergymanwascomplainingofwantofsocietyinthecountrywherehelived;andsaid,“TheytalkofRUNTS;“(thatis,youngcows)。“Sir,(saidMrs。Salusbury,)Mr。Johnsonwouldlearntotalkofrunts:“meaningthatIwasamanwhowouldmakethemostofmysituation,whateveritwas。’Headded,’Ithinkmyselfaverypoliteman。’

OnSaturday,May2,IdinedwithhimatSirJoshuaReynolds’s,wheretherewasaverylargecompany,andagreatdealofconversation;butowingtosomecircumstancewhichIcannotnowrecollect,Ihavenorecordofanypartofit,exceptthattherewereseveralpeopletherebynomeansoftheJohnsonianschool;sothatlessattentionwaspaidtohimthanusual,whichputhimoutofhumour;anduponsomeimaginaryoffencefromme,heattackedmewithsuchrudeness,thatIwasvexedandangry,becauseitgavethosepersonsanopportunityofenlarginguponhissupposedferocity,andilltreatmentofhisbestfriends。Iwassomuchhurt,andhadmypridesomuchroused,thatIkeptawayfromhimforaweek;and,perhaps,mighthavekeptawaymuchlonger,nay,gonetoScotlandwithoutseeinghimagain,hadnotwefortunatelymetandbeenreconciled。Tosuchunhappychancesarehumanfriendshipsliable。

OnFriday,May8,IdinedwithhimatMr。Langton’s。Iwasreservedandsilent,whichIsupposeheperceived,andmightrecollectthecause。AfterdinnerwhenMr。Langtonwascalledoutoftheroom,andwewerebyourselves,hedrewhischairneartomine,andsaid,inatoneofconciliatingcourtesy,’Well,howhaveyoudone?’Boswell。’Sir,youhavemademeveryuneasybyyourbehaviourtomewhenwewerelastatSirJoshuaReynolds’s。Youknow,mydearSir,nomanhasagreaterrespectandaffectionforyou,orwouldsoonergototheendoftheworldtoserveyou。Nowtotreatmeso。’HeinsistedthatIhadinterruptedhim,whichI

assuredhimwasnotthecase;andproceeded——’Butwhytreatmesobeforepeoplewhoneitherloveyounorme?’JOHNSON。’Well,Iamsorryforit。I’llmakeituptoyoutwentydifferentways,asyouplease。’BOSWELL。’Isaidto-daytoSirJoshua,whenheobservedthatyouTOSSEDmesometimes——Idon’tcarehowoften,orhowhighhetossesme,whenonlyfriendsarepresent,forthenIfalluponsoftground:butIdonotlikefallingonstones,whichisthecasewhenenemiesarepresent——Ithinkthisaprettygoodimage,Sir。’

JOHNSON。’Sir,itisoneofthehappiestIhaveeverheard。’

Thetruthis,therewasnovenominthewoundswhichheinflictedatanytime,unlesstheywereirritatedbysomemalignantinfusionbyotherhands。Wewereinstantlyascordialagainasever,andjoinedinheartylaughatsomeludicrousbutinnocentpeculiaritiesofoneofourfriends。BOSWELL。’Doyouthink,Sir,itisalwaysculpabletolaughatamantohisface?’JOHNSON。’Why,Sir,thatdependsuponthemanandthething。Ifitisaslightman,andaslightthing,youmay;foryoutakenothingvaluablefromhim。’

WhenMr。Langtonreturnedtous,the’flowoftalk’wenton。Aneminentauthourbeingmentioned;——JOHNSON。’Heisnotapleasantman。Hisconversationisneitherinstructivenorbrilliant。Hedoesnottalkasifimpelledbyanyfulnessofknowledgeorvivacityofimagination。Hisconversationislikethatofanyothersensibleman。Hetalkswithnowisheithertoinformortohear,butonlybecausehethinksitdoesnotbecome

tositinacompanyandsaynothing。’

Mr。LangtonhavingrepeatedtheanecdoteofAddisonhavingdistinguishedbetweenhispowersinconversationandinwriting,bysaying’Ihaveonlynine-penceinmypocket;butIcandrawforathousandpounds;’——JOHNSON。’Hehadnotthatretortready,Sir;hehadprepareditbefore-hand。’LANGTON。(

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