Life of Johnsonl

第40章

But,indeed,consideringtheslovenlyandcarelessmannerinwhichbooksweretreatedbyJohnson,itcouldnotbeexpectedthatscarceandvaluableeditionsshouldhavebeenlenttohim。

Agentleman*havingtosomeoftheusualargumentsfordrinkingaddedthis:’Youknow,Sir,drinkingdrivesawaycare,andmakesusforgetwhateverisdisagreeable。Wouldnotyouallowamantodrinkforthatreason?’JOHNSON。’Yes,Sir,ifhesatnextYOU。’

*ThegentlemanmostlikelyisBoswell——HILL。

Alearnedgentlemanwhointhecourseofconversationwishedtoinformusofthissimplefact,thattheCounseluponthecircuitatShrewsburyweremuchbittenbyfleas,took,Isuppose,sevenoreightminutesinrelatingitcircumstantially。Heinaplenitudeofphrasetoldus,thatlargebalesofwoollenclothwerelodgedinthetown-hall;——thatbyreasonofthis,fleasnestledthereinprodigiousnumbers;thatthelodgingsofthecounselwereneartothetown-hall;——andthatthoselittleanimalsmovedfromplacetoplacewithwonderfulagility。Johnsonsatingreatimpatiencetillthegentlemanhadfinishedhistediousnarrative,andthenburstout(playfullyhowever),’Itisapity,Sir,thatyouhavenotseenalion;forafleahastakenyousuchatime,thatalionmusthaveservedyouatwelvemonth。’

HewouldnotallowScotlandtoderiveanycreditfromLordMansfield;forhewaseducatedinEngland。’Much(saidhe,)maybemadeofaScotchman,ifhebeCAUGHTyoung。’

Hesaid,’Iamveryunwillingtoreadthemanuscriptsofauthours,andgivethemmyopinion。Iftheauthourswhoapplytomehavemoney,Ibidthemboldlyprintwithoutaname;iftheyhavewritteninordertogetmoney,Itellthemtogotothebooksellers,andmakethebestbargaintheycan。’BOSWELL。’But,Sir,ifabooksellershouldbringyouamanuscripttolookat?’JOHNSON。

’Why,Sir,Iwoulddesirethebooksellertotakeitaway。’

ImentionedafriendofminewhohadresidedlonginSpain,andwasunwillingtoreturntoBritain。JOHNSON。’Sir,heisattachedtosomewoman。’BOSWELL。’Iratherbelieve,Sir,itisthefineclimatewhichkeepshimthere。’JOHNSON。’Nay,Sir,howcanyoutalkso?WhatisCLIMATEtohappiness?PlacemeintheheartofAsia,shouldInotbeexiled?Whatproportiondoesclimatebeartothecomplexsystemofhumanlife?YoumayadvisemetogotoliveatBolognatoeatsausages。Thesausagestherearethebestintheworld;theylosemuchbybeingcarried。’

OnSaturday,May9,Mr。DempsterandIhadagreedtodinebyourselvesattheBritishCoffee-house。Johnson,onwhomIhappenedtocallinthemorning,saidhewouldjoinus,whichhedid,andwespentaveryagreeableday,thoughIrecollectbutlittleofwhatpassed。

Hesaid,’WalpolewasaministergivenbytheKingtothepeople:

PittwasaministergivenbythepeopletotheKing,——asanadjunct。’

’ThemisfortuneofGoldsmithinconversationisthis:hegoesonwithoutknowinghowheistogetoff。Hisgeniusisgreat,buthisknowledgeissmall。Astheysayofagenerousman,itisapityheisnotrich,wemaysayofGoldsmith,itisapityheisnotknowing。Hewouldnotkeephisknowledgetohimself。’

1773:AETAT。64。]——In1773hisonlypublicationwasaneditionofhisfolioDictionary,withadditionsandc

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