Life of Johnsonl

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Dr。Johnsonwasverykindthisevening,andsaidtome’Youhavenowlivedfive-and-twentyyears,andyouhaveemployedthemwell。’

’Alas,Sir,(saidI,)Ifearnot。DoIknowhistory?DoIknowmathematicks?DoIknowlaw?’JOHNSON。’Why,Sir,thoughyoumayknownosciencesowellastobeabletoteachit,andnoprofessionsowellastobeabletofollowit,yourgeneralmassofknowledgeofbooksandmenrendersyouverycapabletomakeyourselfmasterofanyscience,orfityourselfforanyprofession。’Imentionedthatagayfriendhadadvisedmeagainstbeingalawyer,becauseIshouldbeexcelledbyploddingblock-

heads。JOHNSON。’Why,Sir,intheformularyandstatutorypartoflaw,aploddingblock-headmayexcel;butintheingeniousandrationalpartofitaploddingblock-headcanneverexcel。’

Italkedofthemodeadoptedbysometoriseintheworld,bycourtinggreatmen,andaskedhimwhetherhehadeversubmittedtoit。JOHNSON。’Why,Sir,Ineverwasnearenoughtogreatmen,tocourtthem。Youmaybeprudentlyattachedtogreatmenandyetindependent。Youarenottodowhatyouthinkwrong;and,Sir,youaretocalculate,andnotpaytoodearforwhatyouget。Youmustnotgiveashilling’sworthofcourtforsix-penceworthofgood。

Butifyoucangetashilling’sworthofgoodforsix-penceworthofcourt,youareafoolifyoudonotpaycourt。’

ItalkedtohimagreatdealofwhatIhadseeninCorsica,andofmyintentiontopublishanaccountofit。Heencouragedmebysaying,’Youcannotgotothebottomofthesubject;butallthatyoutelluswillbenewtous。Giveusasmanyanecdotesasyoucan。’

OurnextmeetingattheMitrewasonSaturdaythe15thofFebruary,whenIpresentedtohimmyoldandmostintimatefriend,theReverendMr。Temple,thenofCambridge。IhavingmentionedthatI

hadpassedsometimewithRousseauinhiswildretreat,andhavingquotedsomeremarkmadebyMr。Wilkes,withwhomIhadspentmanypleasanthoursinItaly,Johnsonsaid(sarcastically,)’Itseems,Sir,youhavekeptverygoodcompanyabroad,RousseauandWilkes!’

Thinkingitenoughtodefendoneatatime,Isaidnothingastomygayfriend,butansweredwithasmile,’MydearSir,youdon’tcallRousseaubadcompany。DoyoureallythinkHIMabadman?’

JOHNSON。’Sir,ifyouaretalkingjestinglyofthis,Idon’ttalkwithyou。Ifyoumeantobeserious,Ithinkhimoneoftheworstofmen;arascalwhooughttobehuntedoutofsociety,ashehasbeen。Threeorfournationshaveexpelledhim;anditisashamethatheisprotectedinthiscountry。’BOSWELL。’Idon’tdeny,Sir,butthathisnovelmay,perhaps,doharm;butIcannotthinkhisintentionwasbad。’JOHNSON。’Sir,thatwillnotdo。Wecannotproveanyman’sintentiontobebad。Youmayshootamanthroughthehead,andsayyouintendedtomisshim;buttheJudgewillorderyoutobehanged。Anallegedwantofintention,wheneviliscommitted,willnotbeallowedinacourtofjustice。

Rousseau,Sir,isaverybadman。Iwouldsoonersignasentenceforhistransportation,thanthatofanyfelonwhohasgonefromtheOldBaileythesemanyyears。Yes,Ishouldliketohavehimworkintheplantations。’BOSWELL。’Sir,doyouthinkhimasbadamanasVoltaire?’JOHNSON。’Why,Sir,itisdifficulttosettletheproportionofiniquitybetweenthem。’

Onhisfavouritesubjectofsubordination,Johnsonsaid,’Sofarisitfr

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