North America

第18章

Buttheveryargumentswhichhavebeenusedtoprovethatthecountrywillbeultimatelycrushedbythedebt,arethosewhichI

shouldusetoprovethatitwillnotbecrushed。AcomparisonhasmorethanoncebeenmadebetweenthemannerinwhichourdebtwasmadeandthatinwhichthedebtoftheUnitedStatesisnowbeingcreated;andthegreatpointraisedinourfavoris,thatwhilewewereborrowingmoneywewerealsotaxingourselves,andthatweraisedasmuchbytaxesaswedidbyloans。ButitistooearlyinthedaytodenytotheAmericansthecreditwhichwethustaketoourselves。Wewereatax-payingnationwhenwecommencedthosewarswhichmadeourgreatloansnecessary,andonlywentoninthatpracticewhichwashabitualtous。IdonotthinkthattheAmericanscouldhavetaxedthemselveswithgreateralacritythantheyhaveshown。Letuswait,atanyrate,tilltheyshallhavehadtimefortheoperation,beforeweblamethemfornotmakingit。ItisthenarguedthatweinEnglanddidnotborrownearlysofastastheyhaveborrowedintheStates。Thatistrue。Butitmustberememberedthatthedimensionsandproportionsofwarsnowareinfinitelygreaterthantheywerewhenwebegantoborrow。Doesanyoneimaginethatwewouldnothaveborrowedfaster,ifbyfasterborrowingwecouldhaveclosedthewarmorespeedily?Thingsgofasternowthantheydidthen。Borrowingforthesakeofawarmaybeabadthingtodo,asalsoitmaybeagoodthing;butifitbedoneatall,itshouldbesodoneastobringthewartotheendwithwhatgreatestdispatchmaybepossible。

Theonlyfaircomparison,asitseemstome,whichcanbedrawnbetweenthetwocountrieswithreferencetotheirdebts,andtheconditionofeachunderitsdebt,shouldbemadetodependontheamountofthedebtandprobableabilityofthecountrytobearthatburden。Theamountofthedebtmustbecalculatedbytheinterestpayableonitratherthanbythefiguresrepresentingtheactualsumdue。IfwedebittheUnitedStatesgovernmentwithsevenpercent。

onallthemoneyborrowedbythem,andpresumethatamounttohavereachedinJuly,1863,thesumnamedbyMr。Spaulding,theywillthenhaveloadedthemselveswithanannualchargeof16,800,000

poundssterling。Itwillhavebeenanimmenseachievementtohaveaccomplishedinsoshortatime,butitwillbynomeansequaltheannualsumwithwhichwearecharged。And,moreover,thecomparisonwillhavebeenmadeinamannerthatishardlyfairtotheAmericans。Wepayourcreditorsthreepercent。nowthatwehavearrangedouraffairs,andhavesettleddownintotherespectablepositionofanoldgentlemanwhoseestates,thoughdeeplymortgaged,arenotovermortgaged。Butwedidnotgetourmoneyatthreepercent。whileourwarswereonhandandthereyetexistedsomedoubtastothemannerinwhichtheymightbeterminated。

Thisattempt,however,atguessingwhatmaybetheprobableamountofthedebtatthecloseofthewarisabsolutelyfutile。Noonecanasyetconjecturewhenthewarmaybeover,orwhatcollateralexpensesmayattenditsclose。Itmaybethecasethatthegovernment,infixingsomeboundarybetweenthefutureUnitedStatesandthefutureSouthernConfederacy,willbecalledontoadvanceaverylargesumofmoneyascompensationforslaveswhoshallhavebeenliberatedintheborderStates,orhavebeensweptdownSouthintothecottonregionswiththeretreatinghordesoftheSouthernarmy。Thetotalofthebillcannotbereckonedupwhiletheworkisstillunfinished。But,afterall,thatquestionastotheamountofthebillisnottousthequestionofthegreatestinterest。

Whetherthedebtshallamounttotwo,orthree,oreventofourhundredmillionssterling;whetheritremainfixedatitspresentmodestdimensions,orswellitselfouttothemagnificentproportionsofourBritishdebt;willtheresourcesofthecountryenableittobearsuchaburden?WillitbefoundthattheAmericanssharewithusthatelasticpowerofendurancewhichhasenabledustobearaweightthatwouldhaveruinedanyotherpeopleofthesamenumber?Havetheythethewsandmuscles,theenergyandendurance,thepowerofcarryingwhichwepossess?Theyhavegotourbloodintheirveins,andhavethesequalitiesgonewiththeblood?Itisoflittleavaileithertousortothetruththatwecanshowsomedifferencebetweenourpositionandtheirpositionwhichmayseemtobeinourfavor。Theydoubtlesscouldshowotherpointsofdifferenceontheotherside。Withus,intheearlyyearsofthiscentury,itwasacontestforlifeanddeath,inwhichwecouldnotstoptocountthecost——inwhichwebelievedthatwewerefightingforallthatwecaredtocallourown,andinwhichwewereresolvedthatwewouldnotbebeatenaslongaswehadamantofightandaguineatospend。Fightinginthismindwewon。HadwefoughtinanyothermindIthinkImaysaythatweshouldnothavewon。TotheAmericansoftheNorthernStatesthisalsoisacontestforlifeanddeath。Iwillnotherestaytoarguewhetherthisneedhavebeenso。Ithinktheyareright;butthisatleastmustbeaccordedtothem——that,havinggoneintothismatterofcivilwar,itbehovesthemtofinishitwithcredittothemselves。TherearemanyEnglishmenwhothinkthatwewerewrongtoundertaketheFrenchwar;butthereis,Itakeit,noEnglishmanwhothinksthatweoughttohaveallowedourselvestobebeatenwhenwehadundertakenit。

TotheAmericansitisnowacontestoflifeanddeath。Theyalsocannotstoptocountthecost,Theyalsowillgoonaslongastheyhaveadollartospendoramantofight。

Itappearsthatwewerepayingfourteenmillionsayearinterestonournationaldebtintheyear1796。ItakethisstatementfromanarticleinTheTimes,inwhichthequestionofthefinancesoftheUnitedStatesishandled。Butourpopulationin1796wasonlysixteenmillions。IestimatethepopulationoftheNorthernsectionoftheUnitedStates,astheStateswillbeafterthewar,attwenty-twomillions。Inthearticlealludedto,theseNorthernAmericansarenowstatedtobetwentymillions。Ifthenwe,in1796,couldpayfourteenmillionsayearwithapopulationofsixteenmillions,theUnitedStates,withapopulationoftwentyortwenty-twomillions,willbeabletopaythesixteenorseventeenmillionssterlingofinterestwhichwillbecomeduefromthem,iftheircircumstancesofpaymentareasgoodaswereours。Theycandothat,andmorethanthat,iftheyhavethesamemeanspermanaswehad。Andasthemeanspermanresolvesitselfatlastintothelaborperman,itmaybesaidthattheycanpaywhatwecouldpay,iftheycanandwillworkashardaswecouldanddidwork。Thatwhichdidnotcrushuswillnotcrushthem,iftheirfutureenergybeequaltoourpastenergy。

AndonthisquestionofenergyIthinkthatthereisnoneedfordoubt。Takingmanformanandmillionformillion,theAmericansareequaltotheEnglishinintellectandindustry。Theycreatewealth,atanyrate,asfastaswehavedone。Theydeveloptheirresources,andopenoutthecurrentsoftrade,withanenergyequaltoourown。Theyarealwaysatwork——improving,utilizing,andcreating。Austria,asItakeit,issuccumbingtomonetarydifficulties,notbecauseshehasbeenextravagant,butbecauseshehasbeenslowatprogress;becauseithasbeentheworkofherrulerstorepressratherthanencouragetheenergiesofherpeople;

becauseshedoesnotimprove,utilize,andcreate。EnglandhasmasteredhermonetarydifficultiesbecausethegeniusofhergovernmentandherpeoplehasbeenexactlyoppositetothegeniusofAustria。AndtheStatesofAmericawillmastertheirmoneydifficulties,becausetheyarebornofEngland,andarenotbornofAustria。What!Shalloureldestchildbecomebankruptinitsfirsttradedifficulty;beutterlyruinedbyitsfirstlittlecommercialembarrassment!Thechildbearsmuchtoostrongaresemblancetoitsparentformetothinkso。

CHAPTERXIII。

THEPOST-OFFICE。

AnyEnglishmanorFrenchmanresidingintheAmericanStatescannotfailtobestruckwiththeinferiorityofthepost-officearrangementsinthatcountrytothosebywhichtheyareaccommodatedintheirowncountry。Ihavenotbeenaresidentinthecountry,andasatravelermightprobablyhavepassedthesubjectwithoutspecialremark,wereitnotthattheserviceofthepost-officehasbeenmyownprofessionformanyyears。Icouldthereforehardlyfailtoobservethingswhichtoanothermanwouldhavebeenofnomaterialmoment。AtfirstIwasinclinedtoleanheavilyinmyjudgmentuponthedeficienciesofadepartmentwhichmustbeofprimaryimportancetoacommercialnation。Itseemedthatamongapeoplesointelligent,andsoquickinallenterprisesoftrade,awell-arrangedpost-officewouldhavebeenheldtobeabsolutelynecessary,andthatalldifficultieswouldhavebeenmadetosuccumbintheireffortstoputthatestablishment,ifnoother,uponaproperfooting。ButasIlookedintothematter,andinbecomingacquaintedwiththecircumstancesofthepost-officelearnedtheextentofthedifficultiesabsolutelyexisting,Ibegantothinkthataverygreatdealhadbeendone,andthatthefault,astothatwhichhadbeenleftundone,restednotwiththepost-officeofficials,butwasattributablepartlytopoliticalcausesaltogetheroutsidethepost-office,andpartly——perhapschiefly——tothenatureofthecountryitself。

ItisIthinkundoubtedlytruethattheamountofaccommodationgivenbythepost-officeoftheStatesissmall,ascomparedwiththataffordedinsomeothercountries,andthatthataccommodationislessenedbydelaysanduncertainty。Thepointwhichfirststruckmewastheinconvenienthoursatwhichmailswerebroughtinanddispatched。HereinEnglanditistheobjectofourpost-officetocarrythebulkofourlettersatnight;todeliverthemasearlyaspossibleinthemorning,andtocollectthemandtakethemawayfordispatchaslateasmaybeintheday;sothatthemerchantmayreceivehislettersbeforethebeginningofhisdaybusiness,anddispatchthemafteritsclose。Thebulkofourlettersishandledinthismanner,andtheadvantageofsuchanarrangementismanifest。ButitseemedthatintheStatesnosuchpracticeprevailed。Lettersarrivedatanyhourinthedaymiscellaneously,andweredispatchedatanyhour,andIfoundthatthepostmasteratonetowncouldnevertellmewithcertaintywhenletterswouldarriveatanother。Ifthetownsweredistant,Iwouldbetoldthattheconveyancemighttakeabouttwoorthreedays;iftheywerenear,thatmyletterwouldgettohand“sometimeto-morrow。“I

ascertained,moreover,bypainfulexperiencethatthewholeofamailwouldnotalwaysgoforwardbythefirstdispatch。AsregardedmyselfthishadreferencechieflytoEnglishlettersandnewspapers。

“Onlyapartofthemailhascome,“theclerkwouldtellme。Withustheownersofthatpartwhichdidnot“come,“wouldconsiderthemselvesgreatlyaggrievedandmakeloudcomplaint。ButintheStatescomplaintsmadeagainstofficialdepartmentsareheldtobeoflittlemoment。

LettersalsointheStatesaresubjecttogreatdelaysbyirregularitiesonrailways。Onetraindoesnothitthetownofitsdestinationbeforeanothertrain,towhichitisnominallyfitted,hasbeenstartedonitsjourney。Themailtrainsarenotboundtowait;andthus,inthelargecities,fardistantfromNewYork,greatirregularityprevails。ItisIthinkowingtothis——atanyratepartlytothis——thatthesystemoftelegraphinghasbecomesoprevalent。Itisnaturalthatthisshouldbesobetweentownswhichareintheduecourseofpostperhapsforty-eighthoursasunder;buttheuncertaintyofthepostincreasesthehabit,totheprofitofcourseofthecompanieswhichownthewires,buttothemanifestlossofthepost-office。

ButthedeficiencywhichstruckmemostforciblyintheAmericanpost-office,wastheabsenceofanyrecognizedofficialdeliveryofletters。TheUnitedStatespost-officedoesnotassumetoitselfthedutyoftakingletterstothehousesofthoseforwhomtheyareintended,butholdsitselfashavingcompletedtheworkforwhichtheoriginalpostagehasbeenpaid,whenithasbroughtthemtothewindowofthepost-officeofthetowntowhichtheyareaddressed。

Itistruethatinmostlargetowns——thoughbynomeansinall——aseparatearrangementismadebywhichadeliveryisaffordedtothosewhoarewillingtopayafurthersumforthatfurtherservice;

buttherecognizedofficialmodeofdeliveryisfromtheofficewindow。Themerchantsandpersonsintradehaveboxesatthewindows,forwhichtheypay。Otherold-establishedinhabitantsintown,andpersonsinreceiptofaconsiderablecorrespondence,receivetheirlettersbythesubsidiarycarriersandpayforthemseparately。Butthepoorerclassesofthecommunity,thosepersonsamongwhichitisofsuchparamountimportancetoincreasetheblessingofletterwriting,obtaintheirlettersfromthepost-

officewindows。

Ineachofthesecasesthepracticeactstotheprejudiceofthedepartment。Inordertoescapethetaxondelivery,whichvariesfromtwocentstoonecentaletter,allmenintrade,andmanywhoarenotintrade,holdofficeboxes;consequentlyimmensespaceisrequired。ThespacegivenatChicago,bothtothepublicwithoutandtotheofficialwithin,forsuchdelivery,ismorethanfourtimesthatrequiredatLiverpoolforthesamepurpose。ButLiverpoolisthreetimesthesizeofChicago。Thecorpsofclerksrequiredforthewindowdeliveryisverygreat,andthewholeaffairiscumbrousintheextreme。Thelettersatmostofficesaregivenoutthroughlittlewindows,towhichtheinquirerisobligedtostoop。Therehefindshimselfoppositetoapaneofglasswithalittlehole,andwhentheclerkwithinshakeshisheadathim,herarelybelievesbutwhathislettersarethereifhecouldonlyreachthem。Butinthesecondcase,thetaxonthedelivery,whichisintendedsimplytopaythewagesofthemenwhotakethemout,ispaidwithabadgrace;itrobstheletterofitscharm,andforcesittopresentitselfintheguiseofaburden:itmakesthatdisagreeablewhichforitsownsakethepost-officeshouldstriveineverywaytomakeagreeable。Thispractice,moreover,operatesasadirectpreventiontoaclassofcorrespondencewhichfurnishesinEnglandalargeproportionoftherevenueofthepost-office。

Mercantilehousesinourlargecitiessendoutthousandsoftradecirculars,payingpostageonthem;butsuchcircularswouldnotbereceived,eitherinEnglandorelsewhere,ifademandforpostageweremadeontheirdelivery。Whodoesnotreceivethesecircularsinourcountrybythedozen,consigningthemgenerallytothewaste-

paperbasket,afteramostcursoryinspection?Asregardsthesender,thetransactionseemstousoftentobeveryvain;butthepost-officegetsitspenny。SoalsowouldtheAmericanpost-officegetitsthreecents。

ButthemainobjectioninmyeyestotheAmericanpost-officesystemisthis,thatitisnotbroughtnearertothepoorerclasses。

EverybodywritesorcanwriteinAmerica,andthereforethecorrespondenceoftheirmillionsshouldbe,millionformillion,atanyrateequaltoours。Butitisnotso;andthisIthinkcomesfromthefactthatcommunicationbypost-officeisnotmadeeasytothepeoplegenerally。Suchcommunicationisnotfoundtobeeasybyamanwhohastoattendatapost-officewindowonthechanceofreceivingaletter。Whennoarrangementmorecomfortablethanthatisprovided,thepost-officewillbeusedforthenecessitiesofletterwriting,butwillnotbeesteemedasaluxury。Andthusnotonlydothepeopleloseacomfortwhichtheymightenjoy,butthepost-officealsolosesthatrevenuewhichitmightmake。

IhavesaidthatthecorrespondencecirculatingintheUnitedStatesislessthanthatoftheUnitedKingdom。Inmakinganycomparisonbetweenthem,Iamobligedtoarriveatfacts,orratherattheprobabilitiesoffacts,inasomewhatcircuitousmode,astheAmericanshavekeptnoaccountofthenumberofletterswhichpassthroughtheirpost-officesinayear;wecan,however,makeanestimate,which,ifincorrect,shallnotatanyratebeincorrectagainstthem。ThegrosspostalrevenueoftheUnitedStatesfortheyearendedJune30th,1861,wasinroundfigures1,700,000l。Thiswastheamountactuallycashed,exclusiveofasumof140,000l。paidtothepost-officebythegovernmentforthecarriageofwhatiscalledinthatcountryfreemailmatter;otherwise,books,letters,andparcelsfrankedbymembersofCongress。ThegrosspostalrevenueoftheUnitedKingdomwasinthelastyear,inroundfigures,3,358,000l。,exclusiveofasumof179,000l。claimedasearnedforcarryingofficialpostage,andalsoexclusiveof127,866l。,thatbeingtheamountofmoneyordercommissions,whichinthiscountryisconsideredapartofthepost-officerevenue。IntheUnitedStatesthereisatpresentnomoneyorderoffice。IntheUnitedKingdomthesumof3,358,000l。wasearnedbytheconveyanceanddeliveryof593,000,000ofletters,73,000,000ofnewspapers,12,000,000ofbooks。WhatnumberofeachwasconveyedthroughthepostintheUnitedStateswehavenomeansofknowing;butpresumingtheaveragerateofpostageoneachletterintheStatestobethesameasitisinEngland,andpresumingalsothatletters,newspapers,andbookscirculatedinthesameproportionthereastheydowithus,thesumabovenamedof1,700,000l。willhavebeenearnedbycarryingabout300,000,000ofletters。ButtheaveragerateofpostageintheStatesisinfacthigherthanitisinEngland。Theordinarysinglerateofpostagethereisthreecents,orthreehalf-pence,whereaswithusitisapenny;andifthreehalf-pencemightbetakenastheaveragerateintheUnitedStates,thenumberofletterswouldbereducedfrom300,000,000to200,000,000ayear。Thereis,however,aclassofletterswhichintheStatesarepassedthroughthepost-officeattherateofonehalf-pennyaletter,whereasthereisnorateofpostagewithuslessthanapenny。Takingthesehalf-pennylettersintoconsideration,IamdisposedtoregardtheaveragerateofAmericanpostageataboutfivefarthings,whichwouldgivethenumberoflettersat250,000,000。Weshallatanyratebesafeinsayingthatthenumberisconsiderablylessthan300,000,000,andthatitdoesnotamounttohalfthenumbercirculatedwithus。Butthedifferencebetweenourpopulationandtheirpopulationisnotgreat。

ThepopulationoftheStatesduringtheyearinquestionwasabout27,000,000,exclusiveofslaves,andthatoftheBritishIsleswasabout29,000,000。NodoubtintheyearnamedthecorrespondenceoftheStateshadbeensomewhatdisturbedbytherebellion;butthatdisturbance,uptotheendofJune,1861,hadbeenverytrifling。

ThedivisionoftheSouthernfromtheNorthernStates,asfarasthepost-officewasconcerned,didnottakeplacetilltheendofMay,l861;andthereforebutonemonthintheyearwasaffectedbytheactualsecessionoftheSouth。ThegrosspostalrevenueoftheStateswhichhavesecededwas,fortheyearpriortosecession,1,200,500dollars,andforthatonemonthofJuneitwouldthereforehavebeenalittleover100,000dollars,or20,000l。Thatsummaythereforebepresumedtohavebeenabstractedbysecessionfromthegrossannualrevenueofthepost-office。Trade,also,wasnodoubtinjuredbythedisturbanceinthecountry,andthecirculationofletterswas,asamatterofcourse,tosomedegreeaffectedbythisinjury;butitseemsthatthegrossrevenueof1861waslessthanthatof1860byonlyonethirty-sixth。Ithink,therefore,thatwemaysay,makingallallowancethatcanbefairlymade,thatthenumberofletterscirculatingintheUnitedKingdomismorethandoublethatwhichcirculates,oreverhascirculated,intheUnitedStates。

Thatthisisso,Iattributenottoanydifferenceinthepeopleofthetwocountries,nottoanaptitudeforletterwritingamonguswhichiswantingwiththeAmericans,buttothegreaterconvenienceandwideraccommodationofourownpost-office。AsIhavebeforestated,andwillpresentlyendeavortoshow,thiswideraccommodationisnotaltogethertheresultofbettermanagementonourpart。Ourcircumstancesasregardsthepost-officehavehadinthemlessofdifficultiesthantheirs。Butithasariseningreatpartfrombettermanagement;andinnothingistheirdeficiencysoconspicuousasintheabsenceofafreedeliveryfortheirletters。

Inorderthattheadvantagesofthepost-officeshouldreachallpersons,thedeliveryoflettersshouldextendnotonlytotowns,buttothecountryalso。InFrancealllettersaredeliveredfree。

Howeverremotemaybethepositionofahouseorcottage,itisnottooremoteforthepostman。Withusalllettersarenotdelivered,buttheexceptionsrefertodistantsolitaryhousesandtolocalitieswhicharealmostwithoutcorrespondence。ButintheUnitedStatesthereisnofreedelivery,andthereisnodeliveryatallexceptinthelargecities。Insmalltowns,invillages,eveninthesuburbsofthelargestcities,nosuchaccommodationisgiven。Whatevermaybethedistance,peopleexpectinglettersmustsendforthemtothepost-office;andtheywhodonotexpectthem,leavetheirlettersuncalledfor。BrotherJonathangoesouttofishintheseespecialwaterswithaverylargenet。Thelittlefishwhichareprofitableslipthrough;butthebigfish,whicharebynomeansprofitable,arecaught——oftenatanexpensegreaterthantheirvalue。

ThereareothersmallersinsuponwhichIcouldputmyfinger——andwoulddosowereIwritinganofficialreportuponthesubjectoftheAmericanpost-office。Inlieuofdoingso,IwillendeavortoexplainhowmuchtheStatesofficehasdoneinthismatterofaffordingpost-officeaccommodation,andhowgreathavebeenthedifficultiesinthewayofpost-officereformersinthatcountry。

Inthefirstplace,whenwecompareourselvestothemwemustrememberthatweliveinatea-cup,andtheyinawashing-tub。Ascomparedwiththemweinhabittownswhichareclosetoeachother。

Ourdistances,ascomparedwiththeirs,arenothing。FromLondontoLiverpoolthelineofrailwayIbelievetraversesabouttwohundredmiles,butthemailtrainwhichconveysthebagsforLiverpoolcarriesthecorrespondenceofprobablyfourorfivemillionsofpersons。ThemailtrainfromNewYorktoBuffalopassesoveraboutfourhundredmiles,andonitsrouteleavesnotonemillion。A

comparisonofthiskindmightbemadewiththesameeffectbetweenanyofourgreatinternalmailroutesandanyoftheirs。

Consequentlytheexpenseofconveyancetothemis,perletter,verymuchgreaterthanwithus,andtheAmericanpost-officeis,asamatterofnecessity,driventoaneconomyintheuseofrailwaysforthepost-officeservicewhichwearenotcalledontopractice。

FromNewYorktoChicagoisnearly1000miles。FromNewYorktoSt。

Louisisover1400。FromNewYorktoNewOrleansis1600miles。I

neednotsaythatinEnglandweknownothingofsuchdistances,andthatthereforeourtaskhasbeencomparativelyeasy。NeverthelesstheStateshavefollowedinourtrack,andhavetakenadvantageofSirRowland\'sHill\'swiseaudacityinthereductionofpostagewithgreaterquicknessthananyothernationbutourown。ThroughalltheStatesletterspassforthreecentsoveradistancelessthan3000miles。Fordistancesabove3000milestherateistencents,orfivepence。ThisincreasedratehasspecialreferencetothemailsforCalifornia,whicharecarrieddailyacrossthewholecontinentatacosttotheStatesgovernmentoftwohundredthousandpoundsayear。

WithusthechiefmailtrainsarelegallyunderthemanagementofthePostmaster-General。Hefixesthehoursatwhichtheyshallstartandarrive,beingofcourseboundbycertainstipulationsastopace。Hecandemandtrainstorunoveranylineatanyhour,andcaninthiswaysecurethepunctualityofmailtransportation。Ofcoursesuchinterferenceonthepartofagovernmentofficialintheworkingofarailwayisattendedwithaveryheavyexpensetothegovernment。ThoughtheBritishpost-officecandemandtheuseoftrainsatanyhour,andasregardsthosetrainscanmakethedispatchofmailsparamounttoallothermatters,theBritishpost-

officecannotfixthepricetobepaidforsuchwork。Thisisgenerallydonebyarbitration,andofcourseforsuchservicesthepaymentisveryhigh。NosuchpracticeprevailsintheStates。Thegovernmenthasnopowerofusingthemaillinesastheyareusedbyourpost-office,norcouldtheexpenseofsuchapracticebeborneornearlybornebytheproceedsoflettersintheStates。

Consequentlythepost-officeisputonaparwithordinarycustomers,andsuchtrainsareusedformailmatterasthedirectorsofeachlinemayseefittouseforothermatter。Henceitoccursthatnooffenseagainstthepost-officeiscommittedwhentheconnectionbetweendifferentmailtrainsisbroken。Thepost-officetakesthebestitcanget,payingasothercustomerspay,andgrumblingasothercustomersgrumblewhentheservicerenderedfallsshortofthatwhichhasbeenpromised。

Itmay,Ithink,easilybeseenthatanysystem,suchasours,carriedacrosssolargeacountry,wouldgoonincreasingincostatanenormousratio。Thegreateristhedistance,thegreateristhedifficultyinsecuringtheproperfittingoffast-runningtrains。

Andmoreover,itmustberememberedthattheAmericanlineshavebeengotuponaverydifferentfootingfromours,atanexpensepermileofprobablylessthanafifthofthatlaidoutonourrailways。

Singlelinesofrailarecommon,evenbetweengreattownswithlargetraffic。Atthepresentmoment,February,1862,theonlyrailwayrunningintoWashington,thatnamelyfromBaltimore,isasinglelineoverthegreaterdistance。Thewholethingisnecessarilyworkedatacheaperratethanwithus;notbecausethepeoplearepoorer,butbecausethedistancesaregreater。Asthisisthecasethroughoutthewholerailwaysystemofthecountry,itcannotbeexpectedthatsuchdispatchandpunctualityshouldbeachievedinAmericaasareachievedhereinEngland,orinFrance。Aspopulationandwealthincreaseitwillcome。InthemeantimethatwhichhasbeenalreadydoneovertheextentofthevastNorthAmericancontinentisverywonderful。Ithink,therefore,thatcomplaintshouldnotbemadeagainsttheWashingtonpost-office,eitheronaccountoftheinconvenienceofthehoursorontheheadofoccasionalirregularity。Somuchhasbeendoneinreducingtheratetothreecents,andingivingadailymailthroughouttheStates,thatthedepartmentshouldbepraisedforenergy,andnotblamedforapathy。

IntheyearendedJune30,1861,thegrossrevenueofthepost-

officeoftheStateswas,asIhavestated,1,700,000l。Inthesameyearitsexpenditurewasinroundfigures2,720,000l。;consequentlytherewasanactualloss,tobemadeupoutofgeneraltaxation,amountingto1,020,000l。IntheaccountsoftheAmericanofficersthisislessenedby140,000l。Thatsumhavingbeenarbitrarilyfixedbythegovernmentastheamountearnedbythepost-officeincarryingfreemailmatter。Wehaveasimilarsystemincomputingthevalueoftheservicerenderedbyourpost-officetothegovernmentincarryinggovernmentdispatches;butwithustheamountnamedasthecompensationdependsontheactualweightcarried。Ifthemattersocarriedbecarriedsolelyonthegovernmentservice,asis,Ibelieve,thecasewithus,anysuchclaimonbehalfofthepost-officeisapparentlyunnecessary。TheCrownworksfortheCrown,astherighthandworksfortheleft。Thepost-officepaysnoratesortaxes,contributesnothingtothepoor,runsitsmailsonturnpikeroadsfreeoftoll,andgivesreceiptsonunstampedpaper。Withusnopaymentisintruthmade,thoughthepost-officeinitsaccountspresumesitselftohavereceivedthemoney;butintheStatesthesumnamedishandedoverbytheStateTreasurytothePost-officeTreasury。AnysuchstatementofcreditdoesnotineffectaltertherealfactthatoveramillionsterlingisrequiredasasubsidybytheAmericanpost-office,inorderthatitmaybeenabledtopayitsway。InestimatingtheexpenditureoftheofficethedepartmentatWashingtondebitsitselfwiththesumspaidfortheoceantransitofitsmails,amountingtosomethingoveronehundredandfiftythousandpounds。Wealsonowdothesame,withthemuchgreatersumpaidbyusforsuchservice,whichnowamountsto949,228l。,ornearlyamillionsterling。Tilllatelythiswasnotpaidoutofthepost-officemoneys,andthepost-officerevenuewasnotdebitedwiththeamount。

Ourgrosspost-officerevenueis,asIhavesaid,3,358,250l。Asbeforeexplained,thisisexclusiveoftheamountearnedbythemoneyorderdepartment,which,thoughmanagedbytheauthoritiesofthepost-office,cannotbecalledapartofthepost-office;andexclusivealsooftheofficialpostage,whichis,infact,neverreceived。TheexpenditureofourBritishpost-office,inclusiveofthesumpaidfortheoceanmailservice,is3,064,527l。;wethereforemakeanetprofitof293,723l。outofthepost-office,ascomparedwithalossof1,020,000l。onthepartoftheUnitedStates。

ButperhapsthegreatestdifficultywithwhichtheAmericanpost-

officeisburdenedisthat“freemailmatter“towhichIhavealluded,forcarryingwhichthepost-officeclaimstoearn140,000l。,andforthecarriageofwhichitmightasfairlyclaimtoearn1,350,000l。,orhalftheamountofitstotalexpenditure,forI

wasinformedbyagentlemanwhoseknowledgeonthesubjectcouldnotbedoubted,thatthefreemailmattersocarriedequaledinbulkandweightallthatothermatterwhichwasnotcarriedfree。TosuchanextenthastheprivilegeoffrankingbeencarriedintheStates!

AllmembersofbothHousesfrankwhattheyplease——forineffecttheprivilegeisstretchedtothatextent。AllPresidentsoftheUnion,pastandpresent,canfrank,asalso,allVice-Presidents,pastandpresent;andthereisaspecialact,enablingthewidowofPresidentPolktofrank。WhyitisthatwidowsofotherPresidentsdonotagitateonthematter,Icannotunderstand。AndalltheSecretariesofStatecanfrank;andeversomanyotherpublicofficers。Thereisnolimitinnumbertotheletterssofranked,andthenuisancehasextendeditselftosohugeasizethatmembersofCongress,ingivingfranks,cannotwritethefranksthemselves。Itisillegalforthemtodeputetootherstheprivilegeofsigningtheirnamesforthispurpose,butitisknownatthepost-officethatitisdone。Buteventhisisnottheworstofit。MembersoftheHouseofRepresentativeshavethepowerofsendingthroughthepostallthosehugebookswhich,withthemaswithus,growoutofparliamentarydebatesandworkingsofcommittees。This,undercertainstipulations,isthecasealsoinEngland;butinEngland,luckily,noonevaluesthem。InAmerica,however,itisnotso。A

voterconsidershimselftobenoticedifhegetsabook;helikestohavethebookbound,andthebiggerthebookmaybe,themorethecomplimentisrelished。Henceitcomestopassthatanenormousquantityofuselessmatterisprintedandbound,onlythatitmaybesentdowntoconstituentsandmakeashowontheparlorshelvesofconstituents\'wives。Thepost-officegroansandbecomesinsolventandthecountrypaysforthepaper,theprinting,andthebinding。

Whilethepublicexpensesofthisnationwereverysmall,therewas,perhaps,noreasonwhyvotersshouldnotthusbeindulged;butnowthematterisdifferent,anditwouldbewellthattheconveyancebypostofthesecongressionallibrariesshouldbebroughttoanend。

Iwasalsoassuredthatmembersveryfrequentlyobtainpermissionfortheprintingofaspeechwhichhasneverbeendelivered——andwhichneverwillbedelivered——inorderthatcopiesmaybecirculatedamongtheirconstituents。ThereisinsuchanarrangementaningenuitywhichispeculiarlyAmericaninitsnature。

Everybodyconcernedisnodoubtcheatedbythesystem。Theconstituentsarecheated;thepublic,whichpays,ischeated;andthepost-officeischeated。ButtheHouseissparedthehearingofthespeech,andtheresultonthewholeisperhapsbeneficial。

Wealso,withinthememoryofmanyofus,hadafrankingprivilege,whichwaspeculiarlyobjectionable,inasmuchasitoperatedtowardgivingafreetransmissionoftheirlettersbyposttotherich,whilenosuchprivilegewaswithinreachofthepoor。ButwithusitneverstretcheditselftosuchanextentasithasnowachievedintheStates。Thenumberoflettersformemberswaslimited。Thewholeaddresswaswrittenbythefrankingmemberhimself,andnotmuchwassentinthiswaythatwasbulky。IamdisposedtothinkthatallgovernmentandcongressionaljobsintheStatesbearthesameproportiontogovernmentandparliamentaryjobswhichhavebeeninvogueamongus。Therehasbeenanunblushingaudacityinthepublicdishonesty——whatImayperhapscalltheStatedishonesty——atWashington,whichIthinkwashardlyeverequaledinLondon。

Bribery,Iknow,wasdisgracefullycurrentinthedaysofWalpole,ofNewcastle,andevenofCastlereagh;socurrent,thatnoEnglishmanhasarighttoholduphisownpastgovernmentasamodelofpurity;butthecorruptionwithusdidblushandendeavortohideitself。Itwasdisgracefultobebribed,ifnotsotoofferbribes。

ButatWashingtoncorruptionhasbeensocommonthatIcanhardlyunderstandhowanyhonestmancanhavehelduphisheadinthevicinityoftheCapitoloroftheStateoffice。

Butthecountryhas,Ithink,becometiredofthis。Hithertoithasbeentoobusyaboutitsmoreimportantconcerns,inextendingcommerce,inmakingrailways,inprovidingeducationforitsyouth,tothinkverymuchofwhatwasbeingdoneatWashington。Whilethetaxeswerelight,andpropertywassecure,whileincreasingpopulationgavedailyincreasingstrengthtothenation,thepeopleasabodywerecontentwiththattheoryofbeinggovernedbytheirlittlemen。Theygaveabadnametopoliticians,andallowedpolitics,astheysay,to“slide。“Butallthiswillbealterednow。Thetremendousexpenditureofthelasttwelvemonthshasalloweddishonestyofsovastagrasptomakeitsravagesinthepublicpocketsthattheevilwillworkitsowncure。Taxeswillbeveryhigh,andthepeoplewillrecognizethenecessityofhavinghonestmentolookafterthem。Thenationcannolongeraffordtobeindifferentaboutitsgovernment,andwillrequiretoknowwhereitsmoneygoes,andwhyitgoes。Thisfrankingprivilegeisalreadydoomed,ifnotalreadydead。WhenIwasinWashington,abillwaspassedthroughtheLowerHousebywhichitwouldbeabolishedaltogether。WhenIleftAmerica,itsfateintheSenatewasstilldoubtful,andIwastoldbymanythatthatbillwouldnotbeallowedtobecomelawwithoutsundryalterations。But,nevertheless,I

regardthefrankingprivilegeasdoomed,andoffertotheWashingtonpost-officeofficialsmybestcongratulationsontheircomingdeliverance。

Thepost-officeintheStatesisalsoburdenedbyanotherterriblepoliticalevil,whichinitselfissoheavythatonewouldatfirstsightdeclareittobeenoughtopreventanythinglikeefficiency。

Thewholeofitsstaffisremovableeveryfourthyear——thatistosay,ontheelectionofeverynewPresident;andaverylargeproportionofitsstaffisthusremovedperiodicallytomakewayforthoseforwhomanewPresidentisboundtoprovide,byreasonoftheirservicesinsendinghimtotheWhiteHouse。Theyhaveservedhim,andhethusrepaysthembythisuseofhispatronageintheirfavor。Atfourhundredandthirty-fourpost-officesintheStates——

thosebeingtheofficestowhichthehighestsalariesareattached——

thePresidenthasthispower,andexercisesitasamatterofcourse。Hehasthesamepowerwithreference,Ibelieve,toalltheappointmentsheldinthepost-officeatWashington。Thispracticeappliesbynomeanstothepost-officeonly。Allthegovernmentclerks——clerksemployedbythecentralgovernmentatWashington——aresubjecttothesamerule。AndtherulehasalsobeenadoptedinthevariousStateswithreferencetoStateoffices。

Toastrangerthispracticeseemssomanifestlyabsurdthathecanhardlyconceiveitpossiblethatagovernmentserviceshouldbeconductedonsuchterms。Hecannot,inthefirstplace,believethatmenofsufficientstandingbeforetheworldcouldbefoundtoacceptofficeundersuchcircumstances;andisledtosurmisethatmenofinsufficientstandingmustbeemployed,andthatthereareotherallurementstotheofficebeyondtheverymoderatesalarieswhichareallowed。Hecannot,moreover,understandhowthedutiescanbeconducted,seeingthatmenmustbecalledontoresigntheirplacesassoonastheyhavelearnedtomakethemselvesuseful。And,finally,heislostinamazementashecontemplatesthisbarefacedprostitutionofthepublicemploytothevilestpurposesofpoliticalmanoeuvring。Withusalsopatronagehasbeenusedforpoliticalpurposes,andtosomesmallextentisstillsoused。Wehavenotyetsufficientlyrecognizedthefactthatinselectingapublicservantnothingshouldberegardedbuttheadvantageoftheserviceforwhichheistobeemployed。Butwenever,inthelowesttimesofourpoliticalcorruption,venturedtothrowoverthequestionofservicealtogether,andtodeclarepubliclythattheoneandonlyresulttobeobtainedbygovernmentemploymentwaspoliticalsupport。IntheStates,politicalcorruptionhasbecomesomuchamatterofcoursethatnoAmericanseemstobestruckwiththefactthatthewholesystemisasystemofrobbery。

Fromsheernecessitysomeoftheoldhandsarekeptonwhenthesechangesaremade。Werethisnotdone,theworkwouldcomeabsolutelytoadeadlock。Butasitis,itmaybeimaginedhowdifficultitmustbeformentocarrythroughanyimprovementsinagreatdepartment,whentheyhaveenteredanofficeundersuchasystem,andareliabletobeexpelledunderthesame。Itisgreatlytothepraiseofthosewhohavebeenallowedtogrowoldintheservicethatsomuchhasbeendone。Nomen,however,aremoreaptatsuchworkthanAmericans,ormoreabletoexertthemselvesattheirposts。Theyarenotidle。Independentlyofanyquestionofremuneration,theyarenotindifferenttothewell-beingoftheworktheyhaveinhand。Theyaregoodpublicservants,unlesscorruptioncomeintheirway。

Whilespeakingonthesubjectofpatronage,Icannotbutalludetotwoappointmentswhichhadbeenmadebypoliticalinterest,andwiththecircumstancesofwhichIbecameacquainted。InbothinstancesagoodplacehadbeengiventoagentlemanbytheincomingPresident——

notinreturnforpoliticalsupport,butfrommotivesofprivatefriendship——eitherhisownfriendshiporthatofsomemutualfriend。

InbothinstancesIheardtheselectionspokenofwiththewarmestpraise,asthoughanobleacthadbeendoneintheselectionofaprivatefriendinsteadofapoliticalpartisan。Andyetineachcaseamanwasappointedwhoknewnothingofhiswork;who,fromageandcircumstances,wasnotlikelytobecomeacquaintedwithhiswork;who,byhisappointment,keptoutoftheplacethosewhodidunderstandthework,andhadearnedarighttopromotionbysounderstandingit。Twoworthygentlemen——fortheywerebothworthy——

werepensionedonthegovernmentforatermofyearsunderafalsepretense。Thatthisshouldhavebeendoneisnotperhapsremarkable;butitdidseemremarkabletomethateverybodyregardedsuchappointmentsasagooddeed——asadeedsoexceptionablygoodastobeworthyofgreatpraise。IdonotalludetotheseselectionsonaccountofthepoliticalviewshownbythePresidentsinmakingthem,butonaccountofthepoliticalvirtue;inorderthatthenatureofpoliticalvirtueintheStatesmaybeunderstood。IthadneveroccurredtoanyonetowhomIspokeonthesubject,thataPresidentinthebestowingofsuchplaceswasboundtolookforefficientworkinreturnforthepublicmoneywhichwastobepaid。

BeforeIendthischapterImustinsertafewdetailsrespectingthepost-officeoftheStates,which,thoughtheymaynotbespeciallyinterestingtothegeneralreader,willgivesomeideaoftheextentofthedepartment。Thetotalnumberofpost-officesintheStatesonJune30th,1861,was28,586。WithusthenumberinEngland,Scotland,andIreland,atthesameperiod,wasabout11,400。Thepopulationservedmayberegardedasnearlythesame。Ourlowestsalaryis3l。perannum。IntheStatestheremunerationisoftenmuchlower。Itconsistinacommissionontheletters,andissometimeslessthantenshillings。Thedifficultyofobtainingpersonstoholdtheseoffices,andtheamountofworkwhichmusttherebybethrownonwhatiscalledthe“appointmentbranch,“maybejudgedbythefactthat9235oftheseofficeswerefilledupbynewnominationsduringthelastyear。Whenthepatronageisofsuchanatureitisdifficulttosaywhichgivemosttrouble,theplaceswhichnobodywishestohave,orthosewhicheverybodywishestohave。

ThetotalamountofpostageonEuropeanletters,i。e。letterspassingbetweentheStatesandEurope,inthelastyear,astowhichaccountswerekeptbetweenWashingtonandtheEuropeanpost-offices,was275,000l。Ofthisover150,000l。wasonlettersfortheUnitedKingdom;and130,000l。wasonletterscarriedbytheCunardpackets。

AccordingtotheaccountskeptbytheWashingtonoffice,theletterspassingfromtheStatestoEuropeandfromEuropetotheStatesareverynearlyequalinnumber,about101goingtoEuropeforevery100

receivedfromEurope。ButthenumberofnewspaperssentfromtheStatesismorethandoublethenumberreceivedintheStatesfromEurope。

OnJune30th,1861,mailswerecarriedthroughthethenloyalStatesoftheUnionover140,400milesdaily。Upto31stMaypreceding,atwhichtimethegovernmentmailswererunningallthroughtheunitedStates,96,000mileswerecoveredinthoseStateswhichhadthenvirtuallyseceded,andwhichinthefollowingmonthweretakenoutfromthepost-officeaccounts——makingatotalof236,400milesdaily。Ofthismileagesomethinglessthanone-thirdiseffectedbyrailways,atanaveragecostofaboutsixpenceamile。Ourtotalmileageperdayis151,000miles,ofwhich43,823aredonebyrailway,atacostofaboutsevenpencehalf-pennypermile。

AsfarasIcouldlearn,theservantsofthepost-officearelessliberallypaidintheStatesthanwithus,exceptingasregardstwoclasses。Thefirstoftheseisthatclasswhichispaidbyweeklywages,suchasletter-carriersandporters。Theirremunerationisofcourseruledbytherateofordinarywagesinthecountry;andasordinarywagesarehigherintheStatesthanwithus,suchmenarepaidaccordingly。Theotherclassisthatofpostmastersatsecond-

ratetowns。Theyreceivethesamecompensationasthoseatthelargesttowns——unlessindeedtherebeothercompensationsthanthosewritteninthebooksatWashington。Apostmasterispaidacertaincommissiononletters,tillitamountsto400l。perannum:allabovethatgoingbacktothegovernment。Soalsooutofthefeespaidforboxesatthewindowhereceivesanyamountforthcomingnotexceeding400l。ayear;makinginallamaximumof800l。ThepostmasterofNewYorkcangetnomore;butanymoderatelylargetownwillgiveasmuch,andinthiswayanamountofpatronageisprovidedwhichinapoliticalviewisreallyvaluable。

Butwithallthisthepeoplehavemadetheirway,becausetheyhavebeenintelligent,industrious,andinearnest。Andasthepeoplehavemadetheirway,sohasthepost-office。Thenumberofitsoffices,themileageitcovers,itsextraordinarycheapness,therapiditywithwhichithasbeendeveloped,areallproofsofgreatthingsdone;anditisbynomeansstandingstillevenintheseevildaysofwar。Improvementsareevennowonfoot,copiedinagreatmeasurefromourselves。HithertotheAmericanofficehasnottakenuponitselfthetaskofreturningtotheirwritersundeliveredandundeliverableletters。Thisitisnowgoingtodo。Itis,asI

havesaid,shakingofffromitselfthatterribleincubus,thefrankingprivilege。Andtheexpediencyofintroducingamoney-orderofficeintotheStates,connectedwiththepost-officeasitiswithus,isevennowunderconsideration。Suchanaccommodationismuchneededinthecountry;butIdoubtwhetherthepresentmoment,lookingatthefiscalstateofthecountry,iswelladaptedforestablishingit。

Iwasmuchstruckbythegreatextravaganceinsmallthingsmanifestedbythepost-officethroughtheStates,andhavereasontobelievethatthesameremarkwouldbeequallytruewithregardtootherpublicestablishments。Theyuseneedlessformswithoutend——

makingmillionsofentrieswhichnooneiseverexpectedtoregard。

TheirexpenditureinstationerymightIthinkbereducedbyone-

half,andthelabormightbesavedwhichisnowwastedintheabuseofthatuselessstationery。Theirmailbagsaremadeinacostlymanner,andareoftenlargebeyondallproportionornecessity。I

couldgreatlylengthenthislistifIwereaddressingmyselfsolelytopost-officepeople;butasIamnotdoingso,Iwillclosethesesemi-officialremarkswithanassurancetomycolleaguesinpost-

officeworkontheothersideofthewaterthatIgreatlyrespectwhattheyhavedone,andtrustthatbeforelongtheymayhaverenewedopportunitiesfortheprosecutionoftheirgoodwork。

CHAPTERXIV。

AMERICANHOTELS。

Ifinditimpossibletoresistthesubjectofinns。AsIhavegoneonwithmyjourney,Ihavegoneonwithmybook,andhavespokenhereandthereofAmericanhotelsasIhaveencounteredthem。ButintheStatesthehotelsaresolargeaninstitution,havingsomuchcloserandwiderabearingonsociallifethantheydoinanyothercountry,thatIfeelmyselfboundtotreattheminaseparatechapterasagreatnationalarrangementinthemselves。Theyarequiteasmuchthoughtofinthenationasthelegislature,orjudicature,orliteratureofthecountry;andanyfallingoffinthem,oranyimprovementintheaccommodationgiven,wouldstrikethecommunityasforciblyasanychangeintheConstitutionoralterationinthefranchise。

Moreover,Iconsidermyselfasqualifiedtowriteachapteronhotels——notonlyonthehotelsofAmerica,butonhotelsgenerally。

Ihavemyselfbeenmuchtoofrequentlyasojournerathotels。I

thinkIknowwhatahotelshouldbe,andwhatitshouldnotbe;andamalmostinclinedtobelieve,inmypride,thatIcouldmyselffillthepositionofalandlordwithsomechanceofsocialsuccess,thoughprobablywithnoneofsatisfactorypecuniaryresults。

Ofallhotelsknowntome,IaminclinedtothinkthattheSwissarethebest。Thethingswantedatahotelare,Ifancy,mainlyasfollows:acleanbed-room,withagoodandcleanbed,andwithitalsoplentyofwater。Goodfood,welldressedandservedatconvenienthours,whichhoursshouldonoccasionsbeallowedtostretchthemselves。Winesthatshallbedrinkable。Quickattendance。Billsthatshallnotbeabsolutelyextortionate,smilingfaces,andanabsenceoffoulsmells。Therearemanywhodesiremorethanthis——whoexpectexquisitecookery,choicewines,subservientdomestics,distinguishedconsideration,andthestrictesteconomy;buttheyareuneducatedtravelers,whoaregoingthroughtheapprenticeshipoftheirhotellives;whomayprobablyneverbecomefreeofthetravelers\'guild,orlearntodistinguishthatwhichtheymayfairlyhopetoattainfromthatwhichtheycanneveraccomplish。

Takingthemasawhole,IthinkthattheSwisshotelsarethebest。

Theyareperhapsalittlecloseinthematterofcoldwater,butevenastothistheygenerallygivewaytopressure。Thepressure,however,mustnotbeviolent,butgentlerather,andwellcontinued。

Theirbed-roomsareexcellent。Theircookeryisgood,andtotheoutwardsensesiscleanly。Thepeoplearecivil。Thewholeworkofthehouseiscarriedonuponfixedruleswhichtendtothecomfortoftheestablishment。Theyarenotcheap,andnotalwaysquitehonest。Buttheexorbitanceordishonestyoftheirchargesrarelyexceedsacertainreasonablescale,andhardlyeverdemandsthebittermiseryofaremonstrance。

TheinnsoftheTyrolare,Ithink,thecheapestIhaveknown——

affordingthetravelerwhatherequiresforhalftheprice,orlessthanhalfdemandedinSwitzerland。Buttheotherhalfistakenoutinstenchandnastiness。Astouristsscatterthemselvesmoreprofusely,thepricesoftheTyrolwillnodoubtrise。Letushopethatincreasedpriceswillbringwiththembesoms,scrubbing-

brushes,andothermuch-neededarticlesofcleanliness。

TheinnsofthenorthofItalyareverygood;and,indeed,theItalianinnsthroughout,asfarasIknowthem,aremuchbetterthanthenametheybear。TheItaliansareacivil,kindlypeople,anddoforyou,atanyrate,thebesttheycan。Perhapstheunwarytravelermaybecheated。Ignorantofthelanguage,hemaybecalledontopaymorethanthemanwhospeaksitandwhocanbargainintheItalianfashionastoprice。Ithasoftenbeenmylot,Idoubtnot,tobesocheated;butthenIhavebeencheatedwithagracethathasbeenworthallthemoney。TheordinarypricesofItalianinnsarebynomeanshigh。

IhaveseldomthoroughlylikedtheinnsofGermanywhichIhaveknown。Theyarenotclean,andwaterisveryscarce。Smiles,too,aregenerallywanting,andIhaveusuallyfanciedmyselftoberegardedasapieceofgoodsoutofwhichsomuchprofitwastobemade。

ThedearesthotelsIknowaretheFrench——andcertainlynotthebest。IntheprovincestheyarebynomeanssocleanlyasthoseofItaly。Theirwinesaregenerallyabominable,andtheircookeryoftendisgusting。InParisgranddinnersmaynodoubtbehad,andluxuriesofeverydescription——excepttheluxuryofcomfort。

Cotton-velvetsofasandormoluclocksstandintheplaceofconvenientfurniture;andlogsofwood,atafrancalog,failtoimparttoyoutheheatwhichthefreezingcoldofaPariswinterdemands。TheyusedtomakegoodcoffeeinParis,buteventhatisathingofthepast。IfancythattheyimporttheirbrandyfromEnglandandmanufacturetheirowncigars。FrenchwinesyoumaygetgoodataParishotel;butyouwoulddrinkthemasgoodandmuchcheaperifyouboughttheminLondonandtookthemwithyou。

TheworsthotelsIknowareintheHavana。OfcourseIdonotspeakhereofchancemountainhuts,orsmall,far-offroadsidehostels,inwhichthetravelermayfindhimselffromtimetotime。Allsucharetobecountedapart,andmustbejudgedontheirmeritsbythecircumstanceswhichsurroundthem。Butwithreferencetoplacesofwideresort,nothingcanbeatthehotelsoftheHavanainfilth,discomfort,habitsofabomination,andabsenceofeverythingwhichthetravelerdesires。AlltheworlddoesnotgototheHavana,andthesubjectisnotthereforeoneofgeneralinterest。Butinspeakingofhotelsatlarge,somuchIfindmyselfboundtosay。

InallthecountriestowhichIhavealludedtheguestsofthehouseareexpectedtositdowntogetheratonetable。Conversationisatanyratepossible;andthereistheshow,ifnotthereality,ofsociety。

AndnowonewordastoEnglishinns。IdonotthinkthatweEnglishmenhaveanygreatrighttobeproudofthem。Theworstaboutthemisthattheydeterioratefromyeartoyear,insteadofbecomingbetter。WeusedtohearmuchofthecomfortoftheoldEnglishwaysideinn,buttheoldEnglishwaysideinnhasgone。Therailwayhotelhastakenitsplace;andtherailwayhotelistoofrequentlygloomy,desolate,comfortless,andalmostsuicidal。InEngland,too,sincetheolddaysaregone,therearewantingthelandlord\'sbowandthekindlysmileofhisstoutwife。Whonowknowsthelandlordofaninn,orcarestoinquirewhetherornotherebealandlady?Theoldwelcomeiswanting;andthecheery,warmair,whichusedtoatoneforthebadportandtoughbeef,haspassedaway——whiletheportisstillbadandthebeeftoooftentough。

InEngland,andonlyinEnglandasIbelieve,ismaintainedinhotellifethetheoryofsolitaryexistence。ThesojourneratanEnglishinn——unlesshebeacommercialtraveler,andassuchamemberofauniversal,peripatetictradesman\'sclub——livesalone。Hehashisbreakfastalone,hisdinneralone,hispintofwinealone,andhiscupofteaalone。Itisnotconsideredpracticablethattwostrangersshouldsitatthesametableorcutfromthesamedish。

Consequentlyhisdinneriscookedforhimseparately,andthehotelkeepercanhardlyaffordtogivehimagooddinner。Hehastwomodesoflifefromwhichtochoose。Heeitherlivesinapublicroom——calledacoffee-room——andthereoccupies,duringhiscomfortlessmeal,aseparatesmalltable,toofrequentlyremovedfromfireandlight,thoughgenerallyexposedtodraughts,orelseheindulgesintheluxuryofaprivatesitting-room,andendeavorstofindsolaceonanoldhorse-hairsofa,atthecostofsevenshillingsaday。Hisbed-roomisnotsoarrangedthathecanuseitasasitting-room。Undereitherphaseoflifehecanrarelyfindhimselfcomfortable,andthereforehelivesaslittleatahotelasthecircumstancesofhisbusinessorofhispleasurewillallow。I

donotthinkthatanyoftherequisitesofagoodinnarehabituallytobefoundinperfectionatourKings\'HeadsandWhiteHorses,thoughthefallingoffisnotsolamentablydistressingasitsometimesisinothercountries。Thebed-roomsaredingyratherthandirty。Extrapaymenttoservantswillgenerallyproduceatubofcoldwater。Thefoodisnevergood,butitisusuallyeatable,andyoumayhaveitwhenyouplease。Thewinesarealmostalwaysbad,butthetravelercanfallbackuponbeer。Theattendanceisgood,providedalwaysthatthepaymentforitisliberal。Thecostisgenerallytoohigh,andunfortunatelygrowslargerandlargerfromyeartoyear。Smilingfacesareoutofthequestionunlessspeciallypaidfor;andastothatmatteroffoulsmells,thereisoftenroomforimprovement。AnEnglishinntoasolitarytravelerwithoutemploymentisanembodimentofdrearydesolation。TheexcusetobemadeforthisisthatEnglishmenandwomendonotlivemuchatinnsintheirowncountry。

TheAmericaninndiffersfromallthoseofwhichIhavemademention,andisaltogetheraninstitutionapart,andathingofitself。HotelsinAmericaareverymuchlargerandmorenumerousthaninothercountries。Theyaretobefoundinalltowns,andI

mayalmostsayinallvillages。InEnglandandontheContinentwefindthemontherecognizedroutesoftravelandintownsofcommercialorsocialimportance。Onunfrequentedroadsandinvillagesthereisusuallysomesmallhouseofpublicentertainmentinwhichtheunexpectedtravelermayobtainfoodandshelter,andinwhichtheexpectedbooncompanionsoftheneighborhoodsmoketheirnightlypipesanddrinktheirnightlytipple。ButintheStatesofAmericathefirstsignofanincipientsettlementisahotelfivestorieshigh,withanoffice,abar,acloakroom,threegentlemen\'sparlors,twoladies\'parlors,andaladies\'entrance,andtwohundredbedrooms。

Theseofcourseareallbuiltwithaviewtoprofit,anditmaybepresumedthatineachcasetheoriginatorsofthespeculationenterintosomecalculationastotheirexpectedguests。Whencearetocomethesleepersinthosetwohundredbed-rooms,andwhoistopayforthegaudysofasandnumerousloungingchairsoftheladies\'

parlors?Inallothercountriestheexpectationwouldextenditselfsimplytotravelers——totravelersortostrangerssojourningintheland。ButthisisbynomeansthecaseastothesespeculationsinAmerica。Whenthenewhotelrisesupinthewilderness,itispresumedthatpeoplewillcometherewiththeexpressobjectofinhabitingit。Thehotelitselfwillcreateapopulation,astherailwaysdo。Withusrailwaysruntothetowns;butintheStatesthetownsruntotherailways。Itisthesamethingwiththehotels。

HousekeepingisnotpopularwithyoungmarriedpeopleinAmerica,andtherearevariousreasonswhythisshouldbeso。Mentherearenotfixedintheiremploymentastheyarewithus。IfayoungBenedictcannotgetalongasalawyeratSalem,perhapshemaythriveasashoemakeratThermopylae。JeffersonB。JohnsonfailsinthelumberlineatEleutheria,buthearingofanopeningforaBaptistpreacheratBigMudCreekmoveshimselfoffwithhiswifeandthreechildrenataweek\'snotice。AminadabWiggstakesanengagementasaclerkatasteamboatofficeonthePongowongaRiver,buthegoestohisemploymentwithaninwardconvictionthatsixmonthswillseehimearninghisbreadelsewhere。Undersuchcircumstancesevenalargewardrobeisanuisance,andacollectionoffurniturewouldbeasappropriateasadroveofelephants。Thenagainyoungmenandwomenmarrywithoutanymeansalreadycollectedonwhichtocommencetheirlife。Theyarecontenttolookforwardandtohopethatsuchmeanswillcome。Insodoingtheyareguiltyofnoimprudence。Itisthewayofthecountry,and,ifthemanbeusefulforanything,employmentwillcertainlycometohim。Buthemustliveonthefruitsofthatemployment,andcanonlypayhiswayfromweektoweekandfromdaytoday。Andasathirdreason,I

thinkImayallegethatthemodeoflifefoundinthesehotelsislikedbythepeoplewhofrequentthem。Itistotheirtaste。Theyarehappy,oratanyratecontented,atthesehotels,anddonotwishforhouseholdcares。AstothetwofirstreasonswhichIhavegiven,Icanagreeastothenecessityofthecase,andquiteconcurastotheexpediencyofmarriageundersuchcircumstances。Butastothatmatteroftaste,Icannotconcuratall。AnythingmoreforlornthanayoungmarriedwomanatanAmericanhotel,itisimpossibletoconceive。

Sucharetheguestsexpectedforthosetwohundredbedrooms。Thechancetravelersarebutchanceadditionstothese,andarenotgenerallythemainstayofthehouse。Asamatterofcoursetheaccommodationfortravelerswhichthesehotelsaffordincreasesandcreatestraveling。Mencomebecausetheyknowtheywillbefedandbeddedatamoderatecost,andinaneasyway,suitedtotheirtastes。Withus,andthroughoutEurope,inquiryismadebeforeanunaccustomedjourneyiscommenced,onthatseriousquestionofwaysidefoodandshelter。ButintheStatesnosuchquestionisneeded。Abighotelisamatterofcourse,andthereforementravel。EverybodytravelsintheStates。Therailwaysandthehotelsbetweenthemhavesochurnedupthepeoplethatanuntraveledmanorwomanisarareanimal。Weareapttosupposethattravelersmakeroads,andthatguestscreatehotels;butthecauseandeffectrunexactlyintheotherway。Iamalmostdisposedtothinkthatweshouldbecomecannibalsifgentlemen\'slegsandladiesarmswerehungupforsaleinpurveyors\'shops。

Afterthisfashionandwiththeseintentionshotelsarebuilt。Sizeandanimposingexteriorarethefirstrequisitions。Everythingaboutthemmustbeonalargescale。Acommandingexterior,andacertaininteriordignityofdemeanor,ismoreessentialthancomfortorcivility。Whateverahotelmaybeitmustnotbe“mean。“IntheAmericanvernacularthewordmeanisverysignificant。AmeanwhiteintheSouthisamanwhoownsnoslaves。Menareoftenmean,butactionsareseldomsocalled。Amanfeelsmeanwhentheblusteristakenoutofhim。Ameanhotel,conductedinaquietunostentatiousmanner,inwhichtheonlyendeavormadehadreferencetothecomfortofafewguests,wouldfindnofavorintheStates。Thesehotelsarenotcalledbythenameofanysign,aswithusinourprovinces。

Thereareno“Presidents\'Heads“or“GeneralScotts。“Norbythenameofthelandlord,orofsomeformerlandlord,aswithusinLondon,andinmanycitiesoftheContinent。Noraretheycalledfromsomecountryorcitywhichmayhavebeenpresumedatsometimetohavehadspecialpatronagefortheestablishment。InthenomenclatureofAmericanhotelsthespecialtyofAmericanheroworshipisshown,asinthenomenclatureoftheirchildren。Everyinnisahouse,andthesehousesaregenerallynamedaftersomehero,littleknownprobablyintheworldatlarge,buthighlyestimatedinthatlocalityatthemomentofthechristening。

TheyarealwaysbuiltonaplanwhichtoaEuropeanseemstobemostunnecessarilyextravagantinspace。Itisnotunfrequentlythecasethatthegreaterportionofthegroundfloorisoccupiedbyroomsandhallswhichmakenoreturntothehousewhatever。Thevisitorentersagreathallbythefrontdoor,andalmostinvariablyfindsitfullofmenwhoareidlingabout,sittingroundonstationaryseats,talkinginalistlessmanner,andgettingthroughtheirtimeasthoughtheplacewereapubliclounging-room。Andsoitis。Thechancesarethatnothalfthecrowdareguestsatthehotel。Iwillnowfollowthevisitorashemakeshiswayuptotheoffice。Everyhotelhasanoffice。Tocallthisplacethebar,asIhavedonetoofrequently,isalamentableerror。Thebarisheldinaseparateroomappropriatedsolelytodrinking。Totheoffice,whichisinfactalongopenbar,theguestwalksup,andthereinscribeshisnameinabook。ThisinscriptionwastomeamomentofmiserywhichIcouldnevergothroughwithequanimity。Asthenameiswritten,andastherequestforaccommodationismade,halfadozenloungerslookoveryournameandlistentowhatyousay。Theylistenattentively,andspellyournamecarefully,butthegreatmanbehindthebardoesnotseemtolistenortoheedyou;yourdestinyisneverimpartedtoyouontheinstant。Ifyourwifeoranyotherwomanbewithyou——theword“lady“ismadesoabsolutelydistastefulinAmericanhotelsthatIcannotbringmyselftouseitinwritingofthem——shehasbeencarriedofftoalady\'swaitingroom,andthereremainsinaugustwretchednesstillthegreatmanatthebarshallhavedecidedonherfate。Ihaveneverbeenquiteabletofathomthemysteryofthesedelays。Ithinktheymusthaveoriginatedinthenecessityofwaitingtoseewhatmightbetheinfluxoftravelersatthemoment,andthenhavebecomeexaggeratedandbroughttotheirpresentnormalstatebythegratifiedfeelingofalmostdivinepowerwithwhichforthetimeitinveststhatdespoticarbiter。Ihavefounditalwaysthesame,thougharrivingwithnocrowd,byaconveyanceofmyown,whennootherexpectantguestswerefollowingme。Thegreatmanhaslistenedtomyrequestinsilence,withanimperturbableface,andhasusuallycontinuedhisconversationwithsomeloafingfriend,whoatthetimeisprobablyscrutinizingmynameinthebook。Ihaveoftensufferedinpatience,butpatienceisnotspeciallythebadgeofmytribe,andI

havesometimesspokenoutratherfreely。IfImaypresumetogiveadvicetomytravelingcountrymenhowtoactundersuchcircumstances,Ishouldrecommendtothemfreedomofspeechratherthanpatience。Thegreatman,whenfreelyaddressed,generallyopenshiseyes,andselectsthekeyofyourroomwithoutfurtherdelay。Iaminclinedtothinkthattheselectionwillnotbemadeinanywaytoyourdetrimentbyreasonofthatfreedomofspeech。

TheladyintheballadwhospokeoutherownmindtoLordBateman,wassenttoherhomehonorablyinacoachandthree。Hadsheheldhertongue,wearejustifiedinpresumingthatshewouldhavebeenreturnedonapillionbehindaservant。

Ihavebeengreatlyannoyedbythatwantofspeech。Ihaverepeatedlyaskedforroom,andreceivednosyllableinreturn。I

havepersistedinmyrequest,andtheclerkhasnoddedhisheadatme。Untilatravelerisknown,thesegentlemenaresingularlysparingofspeech,especiallyintheWest。Thesameeconomyofwordsrunsdownfromthegreatmanattheofficeallthroughtheservantsoftheestablishment。Itarises,Ibelieve,entirelyfromthatwantofcourtesywhichdemocraticinstitutionscreate。Themanwhomyouaddresshastomakeabattleagainstthestateofsubserviencepresumedtobeindicatedbyhisposition,andhedoessobydeclaringhisindifferencetothepersononwhosewantsheispaidtoattend。Ihavebeenhonoredononeortwooccasionsbythesubsequentintimacyofthesegreatmenatthehoteloffices,andhavethenfoundthemreadyenoughatconversation。

Thatnecessityofmakingyourrequestforroombeforeapublicaudienceisnotinitselfagreeable,andsometimesentailsaconversationwhichmightbemorecomfortablymadeinprivate。“Whatdoyoumeanbyadressing-room,andwhydoyouwantone?“NowthatisaquestionwhichanEnglishmanfeelsawkwardatansweringbeforefiveandtwentyAmericans,withopenmouthsandeagereyes;butithastobeanswered。WhenIleftEngland,IwasassuredthatI

shouldnotfindanyneedforaseparatesitting-room,seeingthatdrawing-roomsmoreorlesssumptuouswerepreparedfortheaccommodationof“ladies。“Atfirstweattemptedtofollowtheadvicegiventous,butwebrokedown。Amanandhiswifetravelingfromtowntotown,andmakingnosojournonhisway,mayeatandsleepatahotelwithoutaprivateparlor。ButanEnglishwomancannotliveincomfortforaweek,orevenincomfortforaday,atanyofthesehouses,withoutasitting-roomforherself。Theladies\'drawing-roomisadesolatewilderness。TheAmericanwomenthemselvesdonotuseit。Itisgenerallyempty,oroccupiedbysomeforlornspinster,elicitingharshsoundsfromthewretchedpianowhichitcontains。

Thepriceatthesehotelsthroughouttheunionisnearlyalwaysthesame,viz。,twoandahalfdollarsaday,forwhichabed-roomisgivenandasmanymealsastheguestcancontrivetoeat。Thisisthepriceforchanceguests。Thecosttomonthlyboardersis,I

believe,notmorethanthehalfofthis。Tenshillingsaday,therefore,coverseverythingthatisabsolutelynecessary,servantsincluded;andthismustbesaidinpraiseoftheseinns——thatthetravelercancomputehisexpensesaccurately,andcanabsolutelybringthemwithinthatdailysumoftenshillings。Thisincludesagreatdealofeating,agreatdealofattendance,theuseofreading-roomandsmoking-room——which,however,alwaysseemtobeopentothepublicaswellastotheguests——andabed-room,withaccommodationwhichisatanyrateasgoodastheaverageaccommodationofhotelsinEurope。InthelargeEasterntownsbathsareattachedtomanyoftherooms。Ialwayscarrymyown,andhaveneverfailedingettingwater。Itmustbeacknowledgedthatthepriceisverycheap。ItissocheapthatIbelieveitaffords,asarule,noprofitwhatsoever。Theprofitismadeuponextracharges,andtheyarehigherthaninanyothercountrythatIhavevisited。

TheyaresohighthatIconsidertravelinginAmerica,foranEnglishmanwithhiswifeorfamily,tobemoreexpensivethantravelinginanypartofEurope。Firstinthelistofextrascomesthatmatterofthesitting-room,andbythatforamanandhiswifethewholefirstexpenseisatoncedoubled。Theordinarychargeisfivedollars,oronepoundaday!Aguestintendingtostayfortwoorthreeweeksatahotel,orperhapsforoneweek,may,byagreement,havethischargereduced。AtoneinnIstayedafortnight,andhavingmadenosuchagreement,waschargedthefullsum。Ifeltmyselfstirreduptocomplain,anddidinthatcaseremonstrate。IwasaskedhowmuchIwishedtohavereturned——forthebillhadbeenpaid——andthesumIsuggestedwasatoncehandedtome。Butevenwithsuchreduction,thepriceisveryhigh,andatoncemakestheAmericanhotelexpensive。Winealsoatthesehousesisverycostly,andverybad。Theusualpriceistwodollars(oreightshillings)abottle。Thepeopleofthecountryrarelydrinkwineatdinnerinthehotels。Whentheydoso,theydrinkchampagne;buttheirnormaldrinkingisdoneseparately,atthebar,chieflybeforedinner,andatacheaprate。“Adrink,“letitbewhatitmay,invariablycostsadime,orfivepence。Butifyoumusthaveaglassofsherrywithyourdinner,itcoststwodollars;

forsherrydoesnotgrowintopintbottlesintheStates。Buttheguestwhoremainsfortwodayscanhavehiswinekeptforhim。

Washingalsoisanexpensiveluxury。Thepriceofthisisinvariable,beingalwaysfourpenceforeverythingwashed。A

cambrichandkerchieformuslindressallcomeoutatthesameprice。

Forthosewhoarecunninginthematterthismaydoverywell;butformenandwomenwhosecuffsandcollarsarenumerousitbecomesexpensive。Thecraftofthosewhoarecunningisshown,Ithink,inlittleinternalwashings,bywhichthecambrichandkerchiefsarekeptoutofthelist,whilethemuslindressesareplaceduponit。

Iamledtothissurmisebytheenergeticmeasurestakenbythehotelkeeperstopreventsuchdomesticwashings,andbythedenunciationswhichineveryhotelarepastedupineveryroomagainstthepractice。IcouldnotatfirstunderstandwhyIwasalwayswarnedagainstwashingmyownclothesinmyownbed-room,andtoldthatnoforeignlaundresscouldonanyaccountbeadmittedintothehouse。Theinjunctionsgivenonthisheadarealmostfranticintheirenergy,andthereforeIconceivethathotel-keepersfindthemselvesexposedtomuchsufferinginthematter。Atthesehotelstheywashwithgreatrapidity,sendingyoubackyourclothesinfourorfivehoursifyoudesireit。

AnotherverystringentorderisplacedbeforethefaceofallvisitorsatAmericanhotels,desiringthemonnoaccounttohavevaluablepropertyintheirrooms。Ipresumethattheremusthavebeensomedifficultyinthismatterinbygoneyears;forineveryStatealawhasbeenpasseddeclaringthathotel-keepersshallnotbeheldresponsibleformoneyorjewelsstolenoutofroomsintheirhouses,providedthattheyarefurnishedwithsafesforkeepingsuchmoneyandgiveduecautiontotheirguestsonthesubject。Theduecautionisalwaysgiven,butIhaveseldommyselftakenanynoticeofit。Ihavealwaysleftmyportmanteauopen,andhavekeptmymoneyusuallyinatraveling-deskinmyroom;butInevertomyknowledgelostanything。Theworld,Ithink,givesitselfcreditformorethievesthanitpossesses。AstothefemaleservantsatAmericaninns,theyaregenerallyallthatisdisagreeable。Theyareuncivil,impudent,dirty,slow——provokingtoadegree。ButI

believethattheykeeptheirhandsfrompickingandstealing。

IneveryetmadeasinglecomfortablemealatanAmericanhotel,orrosefrommybreakfastordinnerwiththatfeelingofsatisfactionwhichshould,Ithink,befeltatsuchmomentsinacivilizedlandinwhichcookeryprevailsasanart。Ihavehadenough,andhavebeenhealthy,andamthankful。Butthatthankfulnessisaltogetheramatterapart,anddoesnotbearuponthequestion。Ifneedbe,I

caneatfoodthatisdisagreeabletomypalateandmakenocomplaint。ButIholdittobecompatiblewiththeprinciplesofanadvancedChristianitytopreferfoodthatispalatable。InevercouldgetanyofthatkindatanAmericanhotel。Allmeal-timesatsuchhousesweretomeperiodsofdisagreeableduty;andatthismoment,asIwritetheselinesatthehotelinwhichIamstillstaying,IpineforanEnglishlegofmutton。ButIdonotwishittobesupposedthatthefaultofwhichIcomplain——foritisagrievousfault——isincidentaltoAmericaasanation。Ihavestayedinprivatehouses,andhavedailysatdowntodinnersquiteasgoodasanymyownkitchencouldaffordme。Theirdinnerpartiesaregenerallywelldone,andasapeopletheyarebynomeansindifferenttothenatureoftheircomestibles。ItisofthehotelsthatIspeak;andofthemIagainsaythateatinginthemisadisagreeabletask——apainfullabor。Itisasaschoolboy\'slesson,orthesixhours\'confinementofaclerkathisdesk。

Themodeofeatingisasfollows:Certainfeedinghoursarenamed,whichgenerallyincludenearlyalltheday。Breakfastfromsixtillten。Dinnerfromonetillfive。Teafromsixtillnine。Supperfromninetilltwelve。Whentheguestpresentshimselfatanyofthesehours,heismarshaledtoaseat,andabillisputintohishandcontainingthenamesofalltheeatablesthenofferedforhischoice。Thelistisincrediblyandmostunnecessarilylong。ThenitisthatyouwillseecarewrittenonthefaceoftheAmericanhotelliver,ashestudiestheprogrammeofthecomingperformance。

Withmenthispassesoffunnoticed,butwithyounggirlstheappearanceofthethingisnotattractive。Theanxiousstudy,theelaboratereadingofthedailybook,andthenthechoiceproclaimedwithcleararticulation:“Boiledmuttonandcapersauce,roastduck,hashedvenison,mashedpotatoes,poachedeggsandspinach,stewedtomatoes。Yes——and,waiter,somesquash!“Thereisnofalsedelicacyinthevoicebywhichthisorderisgiven,nodesireforagentlewhisper。ThedinnerisorderedwiththefirmdeterminationofanAmericanheroine;andinsomefiveminutes\'timeallthelittledishesappearatonce,andtheladyissurroundedbyherbanquet。

HowIdidlearntohatethoselittledishesandtheirgreasycontents!AtaLondoneating-housethingsareoftennotverynice,butyourmeatisputonaplateandcomesbeforeyouinanedibleshape。Atthesehotelsitisbroughttoyouinhorridlittleovaldishes,andswimsingrease;gravyisnotaninstitutioninAmericanhotels,butgreasehastakenitsplace。Itispalpable,undisguisedgrease,floatinginrivers——notgreasecausedbyaccidentalbadcookery,butgreaseonpurpose。Abeef-steakisnotabeef-steakunlessaquarterofapoundofbutterbeaddedtoit。Thosehorridlittledishes!Ifonethinksofit,howcouldtheyhavebeenmadetocontainChristianfood?Everyarticleinthatlonglistisliabletothecallofanynumberofguestsforfourhours。Undersuchcircumstanceshowcanfoodbemadeeatable?Yourroastmuttonisbroughttoyouraw;ifyouobjecttothat,youaresuppliedwithmeatthathasbeenfourtimesbroughtbeforethepublic。AthotelsontheContinentofEuropedifferentdinnersarecookedatdifferenthours;butherethesamedinneriskeptalwaysgoing。Thehousebreakfastismaintainedonasimilarfooting。Hugeboilersofteaandcoffeearesteweddownandkepthot。Tomethosemealswereodious。Itisofcourseopentoanyonetohaveseparatedinnersandseparatebreakfastsinhisownrooms;butbythislittleisgainedandmuchislost。Heorshewhoissoexclusivepaystwiceoverforsuchmeals——astheyarechargedasextrasonthebill——and,afterall,receivestheadvantageofnoexclusivecooking。

Particlesfromthepublicdinnersarebroughttotheprivateroom,andthesameodiouslittledishesmaketheirappearance。

ButthemoststrikingpeculiarityoftheAmericanhotelsisintheirpublicrooms。Oftheladies\'drawing-roomIhavespoken。Therearetwo,andsometimesthree,inonehotel,andtheyaregenerallyfurnishedatanyrateexpensively。Itseemstomethatthespaceandthefurniturearealmostthrownaway。Atwatering-placesandsea-sidesummerhotelstheyare,Ipresume,used;butatordinaryhotelstheyareemptydeserts。Theintentionisgood,fortheyareestablishedwiththeviewofgivingtoladiesathotelsthecomfortsofordinarydomesticlife;buttheyfailintheireffect。Ladieswillnotmakethemselveshappyinanyroom,orwitheversomuchgildedfurniture,unlesssomemeansofhappinessareprovidedforthem。Intotheseroomsnobookiseverbrought,noneedle-workisintroduced;fromthemnoclatterofmanytonguesiseverheard。Onamarbletableinthemiddleoftheroomalwaysstandsalargepitcheroficedwater;andfromthisacold,damp,uninvitingairisspreadthroughtheatmosphereoftheladies\'drawing-room。

Below,onthegroundfloor,thereis,inthefirstplace,thehugeentrancehall,atthebackofwhich,behindabar,thegreatmanoftheplacekeepsthekeysandholdshiscourt。Therearegenerallyseatsaroundit,inwhichsmokerssit——ormennotsmokingbutruminating。Openingofffromthisarereading-rooms,smoking-rooms,shaving-rooms,drinking-rooms,parlorsforgentlemeninwhichsmokingisprohibitedandwhicharegenerallyasdesolateasladies\'

sitting-roomsabove。Inthoseothermorecongenialchambersisalwaysgatheredtogetheracrowdapparentlybelonginginnowaytothehotel。ItwouldseemthatagreatportionofanAmericanInnisasopentothepublicasanExchangeorasthewaysideofthestreet。IntheWest,duringtheearlymonthsofthiswar,thetravelerwouldalwaysseemanysoldiersamongthecrowd——notonlyofficers,butprivates。Theysitinpublicseats,silentbutapparentlycontented,sometimesforanhourtogether。AllAmericansaregiventogatheringssuchasthese。Itisthemuch-lovedinstitutiontowhichthenameof“loafing“hasbeengiven。

IdonotlikethemodeoflifewhichprevailsintheAmericanhotels。Ihavecomeacrossexceptions,andknowoneortwothatareverycomfortable——alwaysexceptingthatmatterofeatinganddrinking。Takingthemasawhole,Idonotliketheirmodeoflife;

butIfeelboundtoaddthatthehotelsofCanada,whicharekeptI

thinkalwaysafterthesamefashion,areinfinitelyworsethanthoseoftheUnitedStates。IdonotliketheAmericanhotels;butImustsayintheirfavorthattheyaffordanimmenseamountofaccommodation。Thetravelerisrarelytoldthatahotelisfull,sothattravelinginAmericaiswithoutoneofthosegreatperilstowhichitissubjectinEurope。

CHAPTERXV。

LITERATURE。

Inspeakingoftheliteratureofanycountryweare,Ithink,toomuchinclinedtoregardthequestionasoneappertainingexclusivelytothewritersofbooks——notacknowledgingasweshoulddothattheliterarycharacterofapeoplewilldependmuchmoreuponwhatitreadsthanuponwhatitwrites。Ifwecansupposeanypeopletohaveanintimateacquaintancewiththebestliteraryeffortsofothercountries,weshouldhardlybecorrectinsayingthatsuchapeoplehadnoliteraryhistoryoftheirownbecauseithaditselfproducednothinginliterature。And,withreferencetothosecountrieswhichhavebeenmostfertileintheproductionofgoodbooks,Idoubtwhethertheirliteraryhistoriesshouldnothavemoretotellofthoseagesinwhichmuchhasbeenreadthanofthoseinwhichmuchhasbeenwritten。

TheUnitedStateshavebeenbynomeansbarrenintheproductionofliterature。Thetruthissofarfromthisthattheirliterarytriumphsareperhapsthosewhichofalltheirtriumphsarethemosthonorabletothem,andwhich,consideringtheirpositionasayoungnation,arethemostpermanentlysatisfactory。Butthoughtheyhavedonemuchinwriting,theyhavedonemuchmoreinreading。Asproducerstheyaremorethanrespectable,butasconsumerstheyarethemostconspicuouspeopleontheearth。ItisimpossibletospeakofthesubjectofliteratureinAmericawithoutthinkingofthereadersratherthanofthewriters。Inthismattertheirpositionisdifferentfromthatofanyothergreatpeople,seeingthattheysharetheadvantagesofourlanguage。AnAmericanwillperhapsconsiderhimselftobeaslittlelikeanEnglishmanasheislikeaFrenchman。ButhereadsShakspearethroughthemediumofhisownvernacular,andhastoundergothepenanceofaforeigntonguebeforehecanunderstandMoliere。HeseparateshimselffromEnglandinpoliticsandperhapsinaffection;buthecannotseparatehimselffromEnglandinmentalculture。ItmaybesuggestedthatanEnglishmanhasthesameadvantagesasregardsAmerica;anditistruethatheisobtainingmuchofsuchadvantage。Irving,Prescott,andLongfellowarethesametoEnglandasthoughsheherselfhadproducedthem。ButthebalanceofadvantagemustbegreatlyinfavorofAmerica。Wegavehertheworkoffourhundredyears,andreceivedbackinreturntheworkoffifty。

AndofthisadvantagetheAmericanshavenotbeenslowtoavailthemselves。Asconsumersofliteraturetheyarecertainlythemostconspicuouspeopleontheearth。WhereanEnglishpublishercontentshimselfwiththousandsofcopies,anAmericanpublisherdealswithtenthousand。Thesaleofanewbook,whichinnumberswouldamounttoaconsiderablesuccesswithus,wouldwiththembealamentablefailure。Thisofcourseisaccountedfor,asregardstheauthorandthepublisher,bythedifferenceofpriceatwhichthebookisproduced。OnethousandinEnglandwillgiveperhapsasgoodareturnasthetenthousandinAmerica。Butasregardsthereaderstherecanbenosuchequalization:thethousandcopiescannotspreadthemselvesasdothetenthousand。Theonebookataguineacannotmultiplyitself,letMr。Mudiedowhathewill,asdothetenbooksatadollar。Ultimatelythereremainthetenbooksagainsttheone;

andiftherebenotthetenreadersagainsttheone,therearefive,orfour,orthree。EverybodyintheStateshasbooksabouthishouse。“AndsohaseverybodyinEngland,“willsaymyEnglishreader,mindfulofthelibraries,orbook-rooms,orbook-crowdeddrawing-roomsofhisfriendsandacquaintances。ButhasmyEnglishreaderwhosorepliesexaminedthelibrariesofmanyEnglishcabmen,ofticketporters,ofwarehousemen,andofagriculturallaborers?I

cannottakeuponmyselftosaythatIhavedonesowithanyclosesearchintheStates;butwhenithasbeeninmypowerIhavedoneso,andIhavealwaysfoundbooksinsuchhousesasIhaveentered。

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