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Marthaforthwithhurriedaway,attendedbyamuchyoungerfemale。
"Tillyourroomisprepared,sir,"saidhe,"perhapsyouwillhavenoobjectiontositdownbeforeourfire?"
"Nottheleast,"saidI;"nothinggivesmegreaterpleasurethantositbeforeakitchenfire。Firstofall,however,Imustsettlewithmyguide,andlikewiseseethathehassomethingtoeatanddrink。"
"ShallIinterpretforyou?"saidthelandlord;"theladhasnotawordofEnglish;Iknowhimwell。"
"Ihavenotbeenunderhisguidanceforthelastthreehours,"saidI,"withoutknowingthathecannotspeakEnglish;butIwantnointerpreter。"
"Youdonotmeantosay,sir,"saidthelandlord,withasurprisedanddissatisfiedair,"thatyouunderstandWelsh?"
Imadenoanswer,butturningtotheguidethankedhimforhiskindness,andgivinghimsomemoneyaskedhimifitwasenough。
"Morethanenough,sir,"saidthelad;"Ididnotexpecthalfasmuch。Farewell!"
Hewasthenabouttodepart,butIpreventedhimsaying:
"Youmustnotgotillyouhaveeatenanddrunk。Whatwillyouhave?"
"Merelyacupofale,sir,"saidthelad。
"Thatwon’tdo,"saidI;"youshallhavebreadandcheeseandasmuchaleasyoucandrink。Pray,"saidItothelandlord,"letthisyoungmanhavesomebreadandcheeseandalargequartofale。"
Thelandlordlookedatmeforamoment,thenturningtotheladhesaid:
"Whatdoyouthinkofthat,Shon?Itissometimesinceyouhadaquartofaletoyourowncheek。"
"Cheek,"saidI—"cheek!IsthataWelshword?SurelyitisanimportationfromtheEnglish,andnotaverygenteelone。"
"Ohcome,sir!"saidthelandlord,"wecandispensewithyourcriticisms。Aprettythingindeedforyou,onthestrengthofknowinghalf—a—dozenwordsofWelsh,tosetupforaWelshcriticinthehouseofapersonwhoknowstheancientBritishlanguageperfectly。"
"Dearme!"saidI,"howfortunateIam!apersonthoroughlyversedintheancientBritishlanguageiswhatIhavelongwishedtosee。
PraywhatisthemeaningofDarfelGatherel?"
"Ohsir!"saidthelandlord,"youmustanswerthatquestionyourself;Idon’tpretendtounderstandgibberish!"
"DarfelGatherel,"saidI,"isnotgibberish;itwasthenameofthegreatwoodenimageatTyDewi,orSaintDavid’s,inPembrokeshire,towhichthousandsofpilgrimsinthedaysofpoperyusedtorepairforthepurposeofadoringit,andwhichatthetimeoftheReformationwassentuptoLondonasacuriosity,whereiteventuallyservedasfirewoodtoburnthemonkForrestupon,whowassentencedtothestakebyHenrytheEighthfordenyinghissupremacy。WhatIwanttoknowis,themeaningofthename,whichIcouldnevergetexplained,butwhichyouwhoknowtheancientBritishlanguageperfectlycandoubtlessinterpret。"
"Oh,sir,"saidthelandlord,"whenIsaidIknewtheBritishlanguageperfectly,Iperhapswenttoofarthereare,ofcourse,someobsoletetermsintheBritishtongue,whichIdon’tunderstand。Dar,Dar—whatisit?DarmodCotterelamongsttherest;buttoageneralknowledgeoftheWelshlanguageIthinkI
maylaysomepretensions;wereInotwellacquaintedwithit,I
shouldnothavecarriedofftheprizeatvariouseisteddfodau,asI
havedone。Iamapoet,sir—aprydydd。"
"Itissingularenough,"saidI,"thattheonlytwoWelshpoetsI
haveseenhavebeeninnkeepers—oneisyourself,theotherapersonImetinAnglesey。IsupposetheMuseisfondofcwrwda。"
"Youwouldfainbepleasant,sir,"saidthelandlord;"butIbegleavetoinformyouthatIamnotfondofpleasantries;andnow,asmywifeandtheservantarereturned,Iwillhavethepleasureofconductingyoutotheparlour。"
"BeforeIgo,"saidI,"IshouldliketoseemyguideprovidedwithwhatIordered。"Istayedtilltheladwasaccommodatedwithbreadandcheeseandafoamingtankardofale,andthenbiddinghimfarewell,Ifollowedthelandlordintotheparlour,whereIfoundafirekindled,which,however,smokedexceedingly。IaskedmyhostwhatIcouldhaveforsupper,andwastoldthathedidnotknow,butthatifIwouldleavethemattertohimhewouldsendthebesthecould。Ashewasgoingaway,Isaid:"Soyouareapoet?
Well,Iamverygladtohearit,forIhavebeenfondofWelshpoetryfrommyboyhood。Whatkindofversedoyouemployingeneral?Didyoueverwriteanawdlinthefour—and—twentymeasures?Whatarethethemesofyoursongs?ThedeedsoftheancientheroesofSouthWales,Isuppose,andthehospitalityofthegreatmenoftheneighbourhoodwhoreceiveyouasanhonouredguestattheirtables。I’llbetaguineathathowevercleverafellowyoumaybeyouneversanganythinginpraiseofyourlandlord’shousekeepingequaltowhatDafyddNanmorsanginpraiseofthatofRyceofTwynfourhundredyearsago:
’ForRyceifhundredthousandsplough’dThelandsaroundhisfairabode;
Didvinesofthousandvineyardsbleed,StillcornandwinegreatRycewouldneed;
Ifalltheearthhadbread’ssweetsavour,Andwaterallhadcyder’sflavour,ThreeroaringfeastsinRyce’shallWouldswallowearthandoceanall。’
Hey?"
"Really,sir,"saidthelandlord,"Idon’tknowhowtoreplytoyou,forthegreaterpartofyourdiscourseisutterlyunintelligibletome。PerhapsyouareabetterWelshmanthanmyself;buthoweverthatmaybe,Ishalltakethelibertyofretiringinordertogiveordersaboutyoursupper。"
Inabouthalf—an—hourthesuppermadeitsappearanceintheshapeofsomebaconandeggs。OntastingthemIfoundthemverygood,andcallingforsomealeImadeaverytolerablesupper。AfterthethingshadbeenremovedIdrewneartothefire,butasitstillsmoked,Isoonbetookmyselftothekitchen。Myguidehadtakenhisdeparture,buttheotherswhomIhadleftwerestillthere。
ThelandlordwastalkinginWelshtoamaninaroughgreat—coat,aboutsheep。SettinghimselfdownnearthefireIcalledforaglassofwhiskeyandwater,andthenobservingthatthelandlordandhisfriendhadsuddenlybecomesilent,Isaid:"Praygoonwithyourdiscourse;don’tletmebeanyhindrancetoyou。"
"Yes,sir!"saidthelandlordsnappishly,"goonwithourdiscourseforyouredification,Isuppose?"
"Well,"saidI,"supposeitisformyedification;surelyyoudon’tgrudgeastrangeralittleedificationwhichwillcostyounothing?"
"Idon’tknowthat,sir,"saidthelandlord;"Idon’tknowthat。
Really,sir,thekitchenisnottheplaceforagentleman。"
"Yes,itis,"saidI,"providedtheparloursmokes。Come,come,I
amgoingtohaveaglassofwhiskeyandwater;perhapsyouwilltakeonewithme。"
"Well,sir!"saidthelandlord,inratherasoftenedtone,"Ihavenoobjectiontotakeaglasswithyou。"
Twoglassesofwhiskeyandwaterwerepresentlybrought,andthelandlordandIdranktoeachother’shealth。
"Isthisasheepdistrict?"saidI,afterapauseofaminuteortwo。
"Yes,sir,"saidthelandlord;"itmaytoacertainextentbecalledasheepdistrict。"
"IsupposetheSouthdownandNorfolkbreedswouldnotdoforthesehereparts,"saidI,witharegularNorfolkwhine。
"No,sir,Idon’tthinktheywouldexactly,"saidthelandlord,staringatme。"Doyouknowanythingaboutsheep?"
"Plenty,plenty,"saidI;"quiteasmuchindeedasaboutWelshwordsandpoetry。"Theninayetmorewhiningtonethanbefore,I
said:"Doyouthinkthatabodywithmoneyinhispocketcouldhireanicecomfortablesheepfarmhereabouts?"
"Oh,sir!"saidthelandlordinafurioustone,"youhavecometolookoutforafarm,Isee,andtooutbiduspoorWelshmen:itisonthataccountyouhavestudiedWelsh;but,sir,Iwouldhaveyouknow—"
"Come!"saidI,"don’tbeafraid;Iwouldn’thaveallthefarmsinyourcountry,providedyouwouldtietheminastringandofferthemtome。IfItalkedaboutafarm,itwasbecauseIaminthehabitoftalkingabouteverything,beingversedinallmatters,doyousee,oraffectingtobeso,whichcomesmuchtothesamething。
MyrealbusinessinthisneighbourhoodistoseetheDevil’sBridgeandthesceneryaboutit。"
"Verygood,sir,"saidthelandlord;"Ithoughtsoatfirst。A
greatmanyEnglishgotoseetheDevil’sBridgeandthescenerynearit,thoughIreallydon’tknowwhy,forthereisnothingsoveryparticularineither。Wehaveabridgeheretoo,quiteasgoodastheDevil’sBri