Wild Wales

第38章

Marthaforthwithhurriedaway,attendedbyamuchyoungerfemale。

"Tillyourroomisprepared,sir,"saidhe,"perhapsyouwillhavenoobjectiontositdownbeforeourfire?"

"Nottheleast,"saidI;"nothinggivesmegreaterpleasurethantositbeforeakitchenfire。Firstofall,however,Imustsettlewithmyguide,andlikewiseseethathehassomethingtoeatanddrink。"

"ShallIinterpretforyou?"saidthelandlord;"theladhasnotawordofEnglish;Iknowhimwell。"

"Ihavenotbeenunderhisguidanceforthelastthreehours,"saidI,"withoutknowingthathecannotspeakEnglish;butIwantnointerpreter。"

"Youdonotmeantosay,sir,"saidthelandlord,withasurprisedanddissatisfiedair,"thatyouunderstandWelsh?"

Imadenoanswer,butturningtotheguidethankedhimforhiskindness,andgivinghimsomemoneyaskedhimifitwasenough。

"Morethanenough,sir,"saidthelad;"Ididnotexpecthalfasmuch。Farewell!"

Hewasthenabouttodepart,butIpreventedhimsaying:

"Youmustnotgotillyouhaveeatenanddrunk。Whatwillyouhave?"

"Merelyacupofale,sir,"saidthelad。

"Thatwon’tdo,"saidI;"youshallhavebreadandcheeseandasmuchaleasyoucandrink。Pray,"saidItothelandlord,"letthisyoungmanhavesomebreadandcheeseandalargequartofale。"

Thelandlordlookedatmeforamoment,thenturningtotheladhesaid:

"Whatdoyouthinkofthat,Shon?Itissometimesinceyouhadaquartofaletoyourowncheek。"

"Cheek,"saidI—"cheek!IsthataWelshword?SurelyitisanimportationfromtheEnglish,andnotaverygenteelone。"

"Ohcome,sir!"saidthelandlord,"wecandispensewithyourcriticisms。Aprettythingindeedforyou,onthestrengthofknowinghalf—a—dozenwordsofWelsh,tosetupforaWelshcriticinthehouseofapersonwhoknowstheancientBritishlanguageperfectly。"

"Dearme!"saidI,"howfortunateIam!apersonthoroughlyversedintheancientBritishlanguageiswhatIhavelongwishedtosee。

PraywhatisthemeaningofDarfelGatherel?"

"Ohsir!"saidthelandlord,"youmustanswerthatquestionyourself;Idon’tpretendtounderstandgibberish!"

"DarfelGatherel,"saidI,"isnotgibberish;itwasthenameofthegreatwoodenimageatTyDewi,orSaintDavid’s,inPembrokeshire,towhichthousandsofpilgrimsinthedaysofpoperyusedtorepairforthepurposeofadoringit,andwhichatthetimeoftheReformationwassentuptoLondonasacuriosity,whereiteventuallyservedasfirewoodtoburnthemonkForrestupon,whowassentencedtothestakebyHenrytheEighthfordenyinghissupremacy。WhatIwanttoknowis,themeaningofthename,whichIcouldnevergetexplained,butwhichyouwhoknowtheancientBritishlanguageperfectlycandoubtlessinterpret。"

"Oh,sir,"saidthelandlord,"whenIsaidIknewtheBritishlanguageperfectly,Iperhapswenttoofarthereare,ofcourse,someobsoletetermsintheBritishtongue,whichIdon’tunderstand。Dar,Dar—whatisit?DarmodCotterelamongsttherest;buttoageneralknowledgeoftheWelshlanguageIthinkI

maylaysomepretensions;wereInotwellacquaintedwithit,I

shouldnothavecarriedofftheprizeatvariouseisteddfodau,asI

havedone。Iamapoet,sir—aprydydd。"

"Itissingularenough,"saidI,"thattheonlytwoWelshpoetsI

haveseenhavebeeninnkeepers—oneisyourself,theotherapersonImetinAnglesey。IsupposetheMuseisfondofcwrwda。"

"Youwouldfainbepleasant,sir,"saidthelandlord;"butIbegleavetoinformyouthatIamnotfondofpleasantries;andnow,asmywifeandtheservantarereturned,Iwillhavethepleasureofconductingyoutotheparlour。"

"BeforeIgo,"saidI,"IshouldliketoseemyguideprovidedwithwhatIordered。"Istayedtilltheladwasaccommodatedwithbreadandcheeseandafoamingtankardofale,andthenbiddinghimfarewell,Ifollowedthelandlordintotheparlour,whereIfoundafirekindled,which,however,smokedexceedingly。IaskedmyhostwhatIcouldhaveforsupper,andwastoldthathedidnotknow,butthatifIwouldleavethemattertohimhewouldsendthebesthecould。Ashewasgoingaway,Isaid:"Soyouareapoet?

Well,Iamverygladtohearit,forIhavebeenfondofWelshpoetryfrommyboyhood。Whatkindofversedoyouemployingeneral?Didyoueverwriteanawdlinthefour—and—twentymeasures?Whatarethethemesofyoursongs?ThedeedsoftheancientheroesofSouthWales,Isuppose,andthehospitalityofthegreatmenoftheneighbourhoodwhoreceiveyouasanhonouredguestattheirtables。I’llbetaguineathathowevercleverafellowyoumaybeyouneversanganythinginpraiseofyourlandlord’shousekeepingequaltowhatDafyddNanmorsanginpraiseofthatofRyceofTwynfourhundredyearsago:

’ForRyceifhundredthousandsplough’dThelandsaroundhisfairabode;

Didvinesofthousandvineyardsbleed,StillcornandwinegreatRycewouldneed;

Ifalltheearthhadbread’ssweetsavour,Andwaterallhadcyder’sflavour,ThreeroaringfeastsinRyce’shallWouldswallowearthandoceanall。’

Hey?"

"Really,sir,"saidthelandlord,"Idon’tknowhowtoreplytoyou,forthegreaterpartofyourdiscourseisutterlyunintelligibletome。PerhapsyouareabetterWelshmanthanmyself;buthoweverthatmaybe,Ishalltakethelibertyofretiringinordertogiveordersaboutyoursupper。"

Inabouthalf—an—hourthesuppermadeitsappearanceintheshapeofsomebaconandeggs。OntastingthemIfoundthemverygood,andcallingforsomealeImadeaverytolerablesupper。AfterthethingshadbeenremovedIdrewneartothefire,butasitstillsmoked,Isoonbetookmyselftothekitchen。Myguidehadtakenhisdeparture,buttheotherswhomIhadleftwerestillthere。

ThelandlordwastalkinginWelshtoamaninaroughgreat—coat,aboutsheep。SettinghimselfdownnearthefireIcalledforaglassofwhiskeyandwater,andthenobservingthatthelandlordandhisfriendhadsuddenlybecomesilent,Isaid:"Praygoonwithyourdiscourse;don’tletmebeanyhindrancetoyou。"

"Yes,sir!"saidthelandlordsnappishly,"goonwithourdiscourseforyouredification,Isuppose?"

"Well,"saidI,"supposeitisformyedification;surelyyoudon’tgrudgeastrangeralittleedificationwhichwillcostyounothing?"

"Idon’tknowthat,sir,"saidthelandlord;"Idon’tknowthat。

Really,sir,thekitchenisnottheplaceforagentleman。"

"Yes,itis,"saidI,"providedtheparloursmokes。Come,come,I

amgoingtohaveaglassofwhiskeyandwater;perhapsyouwilltakeonewithme。"

"Well,sir!"saidthelandlord,inratherasoftenedtone,"Ihavenoobjectiontotakeaglasswithyou。"

Twoglassesofwhiskeyandwaterwerepresentlybrought,andthelandlordandIdranktoeachother’shealth。

"Isthisasheepdistrict?"saidI,afterapauseofaminuteortwo。

"Yes,sir,"saidthelandlord;"itmaytoacertainextentbecalledasheepdistrict。"

"IsupposetheSouthdownandNorfolkbreedswouldnotdoforthesehereparts,"saidI,witharegularNorfolkwhine。

"No,sir,Idon’tthinktheywouldexactly,"saidthelandlord,staringatme。"Doyouknowanythingaboutsheep?"

"Plenty,plenty,"saidI;"quiteasmuchindeedasaboutWelshwordsandpoetry。"Theninayetmorewhiningtonethanbefore,I

said:"Doyouthinkthatabodywithmoneyinhispocketcouldhireanicecomfortablesheepfarmhereabouts?"

"Oh,sir!"saidthelandlordinafurioustone,"youhavecometolookoutforafarm,Isee,andtooutbiduspoorWelshmen:itisonthataccountyouhavestudiedWelsh;but,sir,Iwouldhaveyouknow—"

"Come!"saidI,"don’tbeafraid;Iwouldn’thaveallthefarmsinyourcountry,providedyouwouldtietheminastringandofferthemtome。IfItalkedaboutafarm,itwasbecauseIaminthehabitoftalkingabouteverything,beingversedinallmatters,doyousee,oraffectingtobeso,whichcomesmuchtothesamething。

MyrealbusinessinthisneighbourhoodistoseetheDevil’sBridgeandthesceneryaboutit。"

"Verygood,sir,"saidthelandlord;"Ithoughtsoatfirst。A

greatmanyEnglishgotoseetheDevil’sBridgeandthescenerynearit,thoughIreallydon’tknowwhy,forthereisnothingsoveryparticularineither。Wehaveabridgeheretoo,quiteasgoodastheDevil’sBri

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