OUR MUTUAL FRIEND

第6章

\'Imustseethisout,Mortimer,\'whisperedEugene,rising。\'Howshallwego?\'

\'Letuswalk,\'whisperedLightwood,\'andgivethisfellowtimetothinkofit。\'

Havingexchangedthequestionandanswer,theypreparedthemselvesforgoingout,andMrRiderhoodrose。Whileextinguishingthecandles,Lightwood,quiteasamatterofcoursetookuptheglassfromwhichthathonestgentlemanhaddrunk,andcoollytosseditunderthegrate,whereitfellshiveringintofragments。

\'Now,ifyouwilltakethelead,\'saidLightwood,\'MrWrayburnandIwillfollow。Youknowwheretogo,Isuppose?\'

\'IsupposeIdo,LawyerLightwood。\'

\'Takethelead,then。\'

Thewatersidecharacterpulledhisdrownedcapoverhisearswithbothhands,andmakinghimselfmoreround-shoulderedthannaturehadmadehim,bythesullenandpersistentslouchwithwhichhewent,wentdownthestairs,roundbytheTempleChurch,acrosstheTempleintoWhitefriars,andsoonbythewatersidestreets。

\'Lookathishang-dogair,\'saidLightwood,following。

\'Itstrikesmeratherasahang-MANair,\'returnedEugene。\'Hehasundeniableintentionsthatway。\'

Theysaidlittleelseastheyfollowed。HewentonbeforethemasanuglyFatemighthavedone,andtheykepthiminview,andwouldhavebeengladenoughtolosesightofhim。Butonhewentbeforethem,alwaysatthesamedistance,andthesamerate。

Aslantagainstthehardimplacableweatherandtheroughwind,hewasnomoretobedrivenbackthanhurriedforward,butheldonlikeanadvancingDestiny。Therecame,whentheywereaboutmidwayontheirjourney,aheavyrushofhail,whichinafewminutespeltedthestreetsclear,andwhitenedthem。Itmadenodifferencetohim。Aman\'slifebeingtobetakenandthepriceofitgot,thehailstonestoarrestthepurposemustlielargeranddeeperthanthose。Hecrnshedthroughthem,leavingmarksinthefast-

meltingslushthatweremereshapelessholes;onemighthavefancied,following,thattheveryfashionofhumanityhaddepartedfromhisfeet。

Theblastwentby,andthemooncontendedwiththefast-flyingclouds,andthewilddisorderreigninguptheremadethepitifullittletumultsinthestreetsofnoaccount。Itwasnotthatthewindsweptallthebrawlersintoplacesofshelter,asithadsweptthehailstilllingeringinheapswherevertherewasrefugeforit;butthatitseemedasifthestreetswereabsorbedbythesky,andthenightwereallintheair。

\'Ifhehashadtimetothinkofit,\'saidEugene,hehasnothadtimetothinkbetterofit——ordifferentlyofit,ifthat\'sbetter。Thereisnosignofdrawingbackinhim;andasIrecollectthisplace,wemustbecloseuponthecornerwherewealightedthatnight。\'

Infact,afewabruptturnsbroughtthemtotheriverside,wheretheyhadslippedaboutamongthestones,andwheretheynowslippedmore;thewindcomingagainsttheminslantsandflaws,acrossthetideandthewindingsoftheriver,inafuriousway。

Withthathabitofgettingundertheleeofanyshelterwhichwatersidecharactersacquire,thewatersidecharacteratpresentinquestionledthewaytotheleesideoftheSixJollyFellowshipPortersbeforehespoke。

\'Lookroundhere,LawyerLightwood,atthemredcurtains。It\'stheFellowships,the\'ouseasItoldyouwouldn\'trunaway。Andhasitrunaway?\'

Notshowinghimselfmuchimpressedbythisremarkableconfirmationoftheinformer\'sevidence,Lightwoodinquiredwhatotherbusinesstheyhadthere?

\'IwishedyoutoseetheFellowshipsforyourself,LawyerLightwood,thatyoumightjudgewhetherI\'maliar;andnowI\'llseeGaffer\'swindowformyself,thatwemayknowwhetherhe\'sathome。\'

Withthat,hecreptaway。

\'He\'llcomeback,Isuppose?\'murmuredLightwood。

\'Ay!andgothroughwithit,\'murmuredEugene。

Hecamebackafteraveryshortintervalindeed。

\'Gaffer\'sout,andhisboat\'sout。Hisdaughter\'sathome,sittinga-

lookingatthefire。Butthere\'ssomesuppergettingready,soGaffer\'sexpected。Icanfindwhatmovehe\'supon,easyenough,presently。\'

Thenhebeckonedandledthewayagain,andtheycametothepolice-station,stillascleanandcoolandsteadyasbefore,savingthattheflameofitslamp——beingbutalamp-flame,andonlyattachedtotheForceasanoutsider——flickeredinthewind。

Also,withindoors,MrInspectorwasathisstudiesasofyore。Herecognizedthefriendstheinstanttheyreappeared,buttheirreappearancehadnoeffectonhiscomposure。NoteventhecircumstancethatRiderhoodwastheirconductormovedhim,otherwisethanthatashetookadipofinkheseemed,byasettlementofhischininhisstock,topropoundtothatpersonage,withoutlookingathim,thequestion,\'WhathaveYOUbeenupto,last?\'

MortimerLightwoodaskedhim,wouldhebesogoodaslookatthosenotes?HandinghimEugene\'s。

Havingreadthefirstfewlines,MrInspectormountedtothat(forhim)extraordinarypitchofemotionthathesaid,\'Doeseitherofyoutwogentlemenhappentohaveapinchofsnuffabouthim?\'

Findingthatneitherhad,hedidquiteaswellwithoutit,andreadon。

\'Haveyouheardtheseread?\'hethendemandedofthehonestman。

\'No,\'saidRiderhood。

\'Thenyouhadbetterhearthem。\'Andsoreadthemaloud,inanofficialmanner。

\'Arethesenotescorrect,now,astotheinformationyoubringhereandtheevidenceyoumeantogive?\'heasked,whenhehadfinishedreading。

\'Theyare。Theyareascorrect,\'returnedMrRiderhood,\'asIam。I

can\'tsaymorethanthatfor\'em。\'

\'I\'lltakethismanmyself,sir,\'saidMrInspectortoLightwood。

ThentoRiderhood,\'Isheathome?Whereishe?What\'shedoing?Youhavemadeityourbusinesstoknowallahouthim,nodoubt。\'

Riderhoodsaidwhathedidknow,andpromisedtofindoutinafewminuteswhathedidn\'tknow。

\'Stop,\'saidMrInspector;\'nottillItellyou:Wemustn\'tlooklikebusiness。WouldyoutwogentlemenobjecttomakingapretenceoftakingaglassofsomethinginmycompanyattheFellowships?

Well-conductedhouse,andhighlyrespectablelandlady。\'

Theyrepliedthattheywouldbehappytosubstitutearealityforthepretence,which,inthemain,appearedtobeasonewithMrInspector\'smeaning。

\'Verygood,\'saidhe,takinghishatfromitspeg,andputtingapairofhandcuffsinhispocketasiftheywerehisgloves。\'Reserve!\'

Reservesaluted。\'Youknowwheretofindme?\'Reserveagainsaluted。\'Riderhood,whenyouhavefoundoutconcerninghiscominghome,comeroundtothewindowofCosy,taptwiceatit,andwaitforme。Now,gentlemen。\'

Asthethreewentouttogether,andRiderhoodslouchedofffromunderthetremblinglamphisseparateway,Lightwoodaskedtheofficerwhathethoughtofthis?

MrInspectorreplied,withduegeneralityandreticence,thatitwasalwaysmorelikelythatamanhaddoneabadthingthanthathehadn\'t。Thathehimselfhadseveraltimes\'reckonedup\'Gaffer,buthadneverbeenabletobringhimtoasatisfactorycriminaltotal。

Thatifthisstorywastrue,itwasonlyinparttrue。Thatthetwomen,veryshycharacters,wouldhavebeenjointlyandprettyequally\'init;\'butthatthismanhad\'spotted\'theother,tosavehimselfandgetthemoney。

\'AndIthink,\'addedMrInspector,inconclusion,\'thatifallgoeswellwithhim,he\'sinatolerablewayofgettingit。ButasthisistheFellowships,gentlemen,wherethelightsare,Irecommenddroppingthesubject。Youcan\'tdobetterthanbeinterestedinsomelimeworksanywheredownaboutNorthfleet,anddoubtfulwhethersomeofyourlimedon\'tgetintobadcompanyasitcomesupinbarges。\'

\'YouhearEugene?\'saidLightwood,overhisshoulder。\'Youaredeeplyinterestedinlime。\'

\'Withoutlime,\'returnedthatunmovedbarrister-at-law,\'myexistencewouldbeunilluminatedbyarayofhope。\'

Chapter13

TRACKINGTHEBIRDOFPREY

Thetwolimemerchants,withtheirescort,enteredthedominionsofMissAbbeyPotterson,towhomtheirescort(presentingthemandtheirpretendedbusinessoverthehalf-doorofthebar,inaconfidentialway)preferredhisfigurativerequestthat\'amouthfuloffire\'mightbelightedinCosy。Alwayswelldisposedtoassisttheconstitutedauthorities,MissAbbeybadeBobGlidderyattendthegentlementothatretreat,andpromptlyenlivenitwithfireandgaslight。Ofthiscommissionthebare-armedBob,leadingthewaywithaflamingwispofpaper,sospeedilyacquittedhimself,thatCosyseemedtoleapoutofadarksleepandembracethemwarmly,themomenttheypassedthelintelsofitshospitabledoor。

\'Theyburnsherryverywellhere,\'saidMrInspector,asapieceoflocalintelligence。\'Perhapsyougentlemenmightlikeabottle?\'

TheanswerbeingByallmeans,BobGlidderyreceivedhisinstructionsfromMrInspector,anddepartedinabecomingstateofalacrityengenderedbyreverenceforthemajestyofthelaw。

\'It\'sacertainfact,\'saidMrInspector,\'thatthismanwehavereceivedourinformationfrom,\'indicatingRiderhoodwithhisthumboverhisshoulder,\'hasforsometimepastgiventheothermanabadnamearisingoutofyourlimebarges,andthattheothermanhasbeenavoidedinconsequence。Idon\'tsaywhatitmeansorproves,butit\'sacertainfact。Ihaditfirstfromoneoftheoppositesexofmyacquaintance,\'vaguelyindicatingMissAbbeywithhisthumboverhisshoulder,\'downawayatadistance,overyonder。\'

ThenprobablyMrInspectorwasnotquiteunpreparedfortheirvisitthatevening?Lightwoodhinted。

\'Wellyousee,\'saidMrInspector,\'itwasaquestionofmakingamove。It\'sofnousemovingifyoudon\'tknowwhatyourmoveis。

Youhadbetterbyfarkeepstill。Inthematterofthislime,I

certainlyhadanideathatitmightliebetwixtthetwomen;I

alwayshadthatidea。StillIwasforcedtowaitforastart,andI

wasn\'tsoluckyastogetastart。Thismanthatwehavereceivedourinformationfrom,hasgotastart,andifhedon\'tmeetwithacheckhemaymaketherunningandcomeinfirst。Theremayturnouttobesomethingconsiderableforhimthatcomesinsecond,andIdon\'tmentionwhomayorwhomaynottryforthatplace。There\'sdutytodo,andIshalldoit,underanycircumstances;tothebestofmyjudgmentandability。\'

\'Speakingasashipperoflime——\'beganEugene。

\'Whichnomanhasabetterrighttodothanyourself,youknow,\'

saidMrInspector。

\'Ihopenot,\'saidEugene;\'myfatherhavingbeenashipperoflimebeforeme,andmygrandfatherbeforehim——infactwehavingbeenafamilyimmersedtothecrownsofourheadsinlimeduringseveralgenerations——Ibegtoobservethatifthismissinglimecouldbegotholdofwithoutanyyoungfemalerelativeofanydistinguishedgentlemanengagedinthelimetrade(whichIcherishnexttomylife)beingpresent,Ithinkitmightbeamoreagreeableproceedingtotheassistingbystanders,thatistosay,lime-burners。\'

\'Ialso,\'saidLightwood,pushinghisfriendasidewithalaugh,\'shouldmuchpreferthat。\'

\'Itshallbedone,gentlemen,ifitcanbedoneconveniently,\'saidMrInspector,withcoolness。\'Thereisnowishonmyparttocauseanydistressinthatquarter。Indeed,Iamsorryforthatquarter。\'

\'Therewasaboyinthatquarter,\'remarkedEugene。\'Heisstillthere?\'

\'No,\'saidMrInspector。\'Hehasquittedthoseworks。Heisotherwisedisposedof。\'

\'Willshebeleftalonethen?\'askedEugene。

\'Shewillbeleft,\'saidMrInspector,\'alone。\'

Bob\'sreappearancewithasteamingjugbrokeofftheconversation。

Butalthoughthejugsteamedforthadeliciousperfume,itscontentshadnotreceivedthatlasthappytouchwhichthesurpassingfinishoftheSixJollyFellowshipPortersimpartedonsuchmomentousoccasions。Bobcarriedinhislefthandoneofthoseironmodelsofsugar-loafhats,beforementioned,intowhichheemptiedthejug,andthepointedendofwhichhethrustdeepdownintothefire,soleavingitforafewmomentswhilehedisappearedandreappearedwiththreebrightdrinking-glasses。

Placingtheseonthetableandbendingoverthefire,meritoriouslysensibleofthetryingnatureofhisduty,hewatchedthewreathsofsteam,untilatthespecialinstantofprojectionhecaughtuptheironvesselandgaveitonedelicatetwirl,causingittosendforthonegentlehiss。Thenherestoredthecontentstothejug;heldoverthesteamofthejug,eachofthethreebrightglassesinsuccession;

finallyfilledthemall,andwithaclearconscienceawaitedtheapplauseofhisfellow-creatures。

Itwasbestowed(MrInspectorhavingproposedasanappropriatesentiment\'Thelimetrade!\')andBobwithdrewtoreportthecommendationsofthegueststoMissAbbeyinthebar。Itmaybehereinconfidenceadmittedthat,theroombeingcloseshutinhisabsence,therehadnotappearedtobetheslightestreasonfortheelaboratemaintenanceofthissamelimefiction。OnlyithadbeenregardedbyMrInspectorassouncommonlysatisfactory,andsofraughtwithmysteriousvirtues,thatneitherofhisclientshadpresumedtoquestionit。

Twotapswerenowheardontheoutsideofthewindow。MrInspector,hastilyfortifyinghimselfwithanotherglass,strolledoutwithanoiselessfootandanunoccupiedcountenance。Asonemightgotosurveytheweatherandthegeneralaspectoftheheavenlybodies。

\'Thisisbecominggrim,Mortimer,\'saidEugene,inalowvoice。\'I

don\'tlikethis。\'

\'NorI\'saidLightwood。\'Shallwego?\'

\'Beinghere,letusstay。Yououghttoseeitout,andIwon\'tleaveyou。Besides,thatlonelygirlwiththedarkhairrunsinmyhead。

Itwaslittlemorethanaglimpsewehadofherthatlasttime,andyetIalmostseeherwaitingbythefireto-night。Doyoufeellikeadarkcombinationoftraitorandpickpocketwhenyouthinkofthatgirl?\'

\'Rather,\'returnedLightwood。\'Doyou?\'

\'Verymuchso。\'

Theirescortstrolledbackagain,andreported。Divestedofitsvariouslime-lightsandshadows,hisreportwenttotheeffectthatGafferwasawayinhisboat,supposedtobeonhisoldlook-out;

thathehadbeenexpectedlasthigh-water;thathavingmisseditforsomereasonorother,hewasnot,accordingtohisusualhabitsatnight,tobecountedonbeforenexthigh-water,oritmightbeanhourorsolater;thathisdaughter,surveyedthroughthewindow,wouldseemtobesoexpectinghim,forthesupperwasnotcooking,butsetoutreadytobecooked;thatitwouldbehigh-

waterataboutone,andthatitwasnowbarelyten;thattherewasnothingtobedonebutwatchandwait;thattheinformerwaskeepingwatchattheinstantofthatpresentreporting,butthattwoheadswerebetterthanone(especiallywhenthesecondwasMrInspector\'s);andthatthereportermeanttosharethewatch。Andforasmuchascrouchingundertheleeofahauled-upboatonanightwhenitblewcoldandstrong,andwhentheweatherwasvariedwithblastsofhailattimes,mightbewearisometoamateurs,thereporterclosedwiththerecommendationthatthetwogentlemenshouldremain,forawhileatanyrate,intheirpresentquarters,whichwereweather-tightandwarm。

Theywerenotinclinedtodisputethisrecommendation,buttheywantedtoknowwheretheycouldjointhewatcherswhensodisposed。Ratherthantrusttoaverbaldescriptionoftheplace,whichmightmislead,Eugene(withalessweightysenseofpersonaltroubleonhimthanheusuallyhad)wouldgooutwithMrInspector,notethespot,andcomeback。

Ontheshelvingbankoftheriver,amongtheslimystonesofacauseway——notthespecialcausewayoftheSixJollyFellowships,whichhadalanding-placeofitsown,butanother,alittleremoved,andveryneartotheoldwindmillwhichwasthedenouncedman\'sdwelling-place——wereafewboats;some,mooredandalreadybeginningtofloat;others,hauledupabovethereachofthetide。

Underoneoftheselatter,Eugene\'scompaniondisappeared。AndwhenEugenehadobserveditspositionwithreferencetotheotherboats,andhadmadesurethathecouldnotmissit,heturnedhiseyesuponthebuildingwhere,ashehadbeentold,thelonelygirlwiththedarkhairsatbythefire。

Hecouldseethelightofthefireshiningthroughthewindow。

Perhapsitdrewhimontolookin。Perhapshehadcomeoutwiththeexpressintention。Thatpartofthebankhavingrankgrassgrowingonit,therewasnodifficultyingettingclose,withoutanynoiseoffootsteps:itwasbuttoscrambleuparaggedfaceofprettyhardmudsomethreeorfourfeethighandcomeuponthegrassandtothewindow。Hecametothewindowbythatmeans。

Shehadnootherlightthanthelightofthefire。Theunkindledlampstoodonthetable。Shesatontheground,lookingatthebrazier,withherfaceleaningonherhand。Therewasakindoffilmorflickeronherface,whichatfirsthetooktobethefitfulfirelight;but,onasecondlook,hesawthatshewasweeping。A

sadandsolitaryspectacle,asshownhimbytherisingandthefallingofthefire。

Itwasalittlewindowofbutfourpiecesofglass,andwasnotcurtained;hechoseitbecausethelargerwindownearitwas。Itshowedhimtheroom,andthebillsuponthewallrespectingthedrownedpeoplestartingoutandrecedingbyturns。Butheglancedslightlyatthem,thoughhelookedlongandsteadilyather。Adeeprichpieceofcolour,withthebrownflushofhercheekandtheshininglustreofherhair,thoughsadandsolitary,weepingbytherisingandthefallingofthefire。

Shestartedup。Hehadbeensoverystillthathefeltsureitwasnothewhohaddisturbedher,somerelywithdrewfromthewindowandstoodnearitintheshadowofthewall。Sheopenedthedoor,andsaidinanalarmedtone,\'Father,wasthatyoucallingme?\'

Andagain,\'Father!\'Andonceagain,afterlistening,\'Father!I

thoughtIheardyoucallmetwicebefore!\'

Noresponse。Asshere-enteredatthedoor,hedroppedoverthebankandmadehiswayback,amongtheoozeandnearthehiding-

place,toMortimerLightwood:towhomhetoldwhathehadseenofthegirl,andhowthiswasbecomingverygrimindeed。

\'IftherealmanfeelsasguiltyasIdo,\'saidEugene,\'heisremarkablyuncomfortable。\'

\'Influenceofsecrecy,\'suggestedLightwood。

\'IamnotatallobligedtoitformakingmeGuyFawkesinthevaultandaSneakintheareabothatonce,\'saidEugene。\'Givemesomemoreofthatstuff。\'

Lightwoodhelpedhimtosomemoreofthatstuff,butithadbeencooling,anddidn\'tanswernow。

\'Pooh,\'saidEugene,spittingitoutamongtheashes。\'Tasteslikethewashoftheriver。\'

\'Areyousofamiliarwiththeflavourofthewashoftheriver?\'

\'Iseemtobeto-night。IfeelasifIhadbeenhalfdrowned,andswallowingagallonofit。\'

\'Influenceoflocality,\'suggestedLightwood。

\'Youaremightylearnedto-night,youandyourinfluences,\'

returnedEugene。\'Howlongshallwestayhere?\'

\'Howlongdoyouthink?\'

\'IfIcouldchoose,Ishouldsayaminute,\'repliedEugene,\'fortheJollyFellowshipPortersarenotthejolliestdogsIhaveknown。

ButIsupposewearebesthereuntiltheyturnusoutwiththeothersuspiciouscharacters,atmidnight。\'

Thereuponhestirredthefire,andsatdownononesideofit。Itstruckeleven,andhemadebelievetocomposehimselfpatiently。

Butgraduallyhetookthefidgetsinoneleg,andthenintheotherleg,andtheninonearm,andthenintheotherarm,andtheninhischin,andtheninhisback,andtheninhisforehead,andtheninhishair,andtheninhisnose;andthenhestretchedhimselfrecumbentontwochairs,andgroaned;andthenhestartedup。

\'Invisibleinsectsofdiabolicalactivityswarminthisplace。Iamtickledandtwitchedallover。Mentally,Ihavenowcommittedaburglaryunderthemeanestcircumstances,andthemyrmidonsofjusticeareatmyheels。\'

\'Iamquiteasbad,\'saidLightwood,sittingupfacinghim,withatumbledhead;aftergoingthroughsomewonderfulevolutions,inwhichhisheadhadbeenthelowestpartofhim。\'Thisrestlessnessbeganwithme,longago。Allthetimeyouwereout,I

feltlikeGulliverwiththeLilliputiansfiringuponhim。\'

\'Itwon\'tdo,Mortimer。Wemustgetintotheair;wemustjoinourdearfriendandbrother,Riderhood。Andletustranquillizeourselvesbymakingacompact。Nexttime(withaviewtoourpeaceofmind)we\'llcommitthecrime,insteadoftakingthecriminal。Youswearit?\'

\'Certainly。\'

\'Sworn!LetTippinslooktoit。Herlife\'sindanger。\'

Mortimerrangthebelltopaythescore,andBobappearedtotransactthatbusinesswithhim:whomEugene,inhiscarelessextravagance,askedifhewouldlikeasituationinthelime-trade?

\'Thankeesir,nosir,\'saidBob。\'I\'veagoodsitiwationhere,sir。\'

\'Ifyouchangeyourmindatanytime,\'returnedEugene,\'cometomeatmyworks,andyou\'llalwaysfindanopeninginthelime-

kiln。\'

\'Thankeesir,\'saidBob。

\'Thisismypartner,\'saidEugene,\'whokeepsthebooksandattendstothewages。Afairday\'swagesforafairday\'sworkisevermypartner\'smotto。\'

\'Andaverygood\'unitis,gentlemen,\'saidBob,receivinghisfee,anddrawingabowoutofhisheadwithhisrighthand,verymuchashewouldhavedrawnapintofbeeroutofthebeerengine。

\'Eugene,\'Mortimerapostrophizedhim,laughingquiteheartilywhentheywerealoneagain,\'howCANyoubesoridiculous?\'

\'Iaminaridiculoushumour,\'quothEugene;\'Iamaridiculousfellow。Everythingisridiculous。Comealong!\'

ItpassedintoMortimerLightwood\'smindthatachangeofsomesort,bestexpressedperhapsasanintensificationofallthatwaswildestandmostnegligentandrecklessinhisfriend,hadcomeuponhiminthelasthalf-hourorso。Thoroughlyusedtohimashewas,hefoundsomethingnewandstrainedinhimthatwasforthemomentperplexing。Thispassedintohismind,andpassedoutagain;butheremembereditafterwards。

\'There\'swhereshesits,yousee,\'saidEugene,whentheywerestandingunderthebank,roaredandrivenatbythewind。\'There\'sthelightofherfire。\'

\'I\'lltakeapeepthroughthewindow,\'saidMortimer。

\'No,don\'t!\'Eugenecaughthimbythearm。\'Best,notmakeashowofher。Cometoourhonestfriend。\'

Heledhimtothepostofwatch,andtheybothdroppeddownandcreptundertheleeoftheboat;abettershelterthanithadseemedbefore,beingdirectlycontrastedwiththeblowingwindandthebarenight。

\'MrInspectorathome?\'whisperedEugene。

\'HereIam,sir。\'

\'Andourfriendoftheperspiringbrowisatthefarcornerthere?

Good。Anythinghappened?\'

\'Hisdaughterhasbeenout,thinkingsheheardhimcalling,unlessitwasasigntohimtokeepoutoftheway。Itmighthavebeen。\'

\'ItmighthavebeenRuleBritannia,\'mutteredEugene,\'butitwasn\'t。Mortimer!\'

\'Here!\'(OntheothersideofMrInspector。)

\'Twoburglariesnow,andaforgery!\'

Withthisindicationofhisdepressedstateofmind,Eugenefellsilent。

Theywereallsilentforalongwhile。Asitgottobeflood-tide,andthewatercamenearertothem,noisesontheriverbecamemorefrequent,andtheylistenedmore。Totheturningofsteam-

paddles,totheclinkingofironchain,tothecreakingofblocks,tothemeasuredworkingofoars,totheoccasionalviolentbarkingofsomepassingdogonshipboard,whoseemedtoscentthemlyingintheirhiding-place。Thenightwasnotsodarkbutthat,besidesthelightsatbowsandmastheadsglidingtoandfro,theycoulddiscernsomeshadowybulkattached;andnowandthenaghostlylighterwithalargedarksail,likeawarningarm,wouldstartupverynearthem,passon,andvanish。Atthistimeoftheirwatch,thewaterclosetothemwouldbeoftenagitatedbysomeimpulsiongivenitfromadistance。Oftentheybelievedthisbeatandplashtobetheboattheylayinwaitfor,runninginashore;andagainandagaintheywouldhavestartedup,butfortheimmobilitywithwhichtheinformer,wellusedtotheriver,keptquietinhisplace。

Thewindcarriedawaythestrikingofthegreatmultitudeofcitychurchclocks,forthoselaytoleewardofthem;buttherewerebellstowindwardthattoldthemofitsbeingOne——Two——Three。

Withoutthataidtheywouldhaveknownhowthenightwore,bythefallingofthetide,recordedintheappearanceofanever-

wideningblackwetstripofshore,andtheemergenceofthepavedcausewayfromtheriver,footbyfoot。

Asthetimesopassed,thisslinkingbusinessbecameamoreandmoreprecariousone。Itwouldseemasifthemanhadhadsomeintimationofwhatwasinhandagainsthim,orhadtakenfright?

Hismovementsmighthavebeenplannedtogainforhim,ingettingbeyondtheirreach,twelvehours\'advantage?Thehonestmanwhohadexpendedthesweatofhisbrowbecameuneasy,andbegantocomplainwithbitternessofthepronenessofmankindtocheathim——himinvestedwiththedignityofLabour!

Theirretreatwassochosenthatwhiletheycouldwatchtheriver,theycouldwatchthehouse。Noonehadpassedinorout,sincethedaughterthoughtsheheardthefathercalling。Noonecouldpassinoroutwithoutbeingseen。

\'Butitwillbelightatfive,\'saidMrInspector,\'andthenWEshallbeseen。\'

\'Lookhere,\'saidRiderhood,\'whatdoyousaytothis?Hemayhavebeenlurkinginandout,andjustholdinghisownbetwixttwoorthreebridges,forhoursback。\'

\'Whatdoyoumakeofthat?\'saidMrInspector。Stoical,butcontradictory。

\'Hemaybedoingsoatthispresenttime。\'

\'Whatdoyoumakeofthat?\'saidMrInspector。

\'Myboat\'samongthemboatshereatthecause\'ay。\'

\'Andwhatdoyoumakeofyourboat?\'saidMrInspector。

\'WhatifIputoffinherandtakealookround?Iknowhisways,andthelikelynookshefavours。Iknowwherehe\'dbeatsuchatimeofthetide,andwherehe\'dbeatsuchanothertime。Ain\'tI

beenhispardner?Noneofyouneedshow。Noneofyouneedstir。

Icanshoveheroffwithouthelp;andastomebeingseen,I\'maboutatalltimes。\'

\'Youmighthavegivenaworseopinion,\'saidMrInspector,afterbriefconsideration。\'Tryit。\'

\'Stopabit。Let\'sworkitout。IfIwantyou,I\'lldroproundundertheFellowshipsandtipyouawhistle。\'

\'IfImightsofarpresumeastoofferasuggestiontomyhonourableandgallantfriend,whoseknowledgeofnavalmattersfarbeitfrommetoimpeach,\'Eugenestruckinwithgreatdeliberation,\'itwouldbe,thattotipawhistleistoadvertisemysteryandinvitespeculation。Myhonourableandgallantfriendwill,Itrust,excuseme,asanindependentmember,forthrowingoutaremarkwhichI

feeltobeduetothishouseandthecountry。\'

\'WasthattheT\'otherGovernor,orLawyerLightwood?\'askedRiderhood。For,theyspokeastheycrouchedorlay,withoutseeingoneanother\'sfaces。

\'Inreplytothequestionputbymyhonourableandgallantfriend,\'

saidEugene,whowaslyingonhisbackwithhishatonhisface,asanattitudehighlyexpressiveofwatchfulness,\'Icanhavenohesitationinreplying(itnotbeinginconsistentwiththepublicservice)thatthoseaccentsweretheaccentsoftheT\'otherGovernor。\'

\'You\'vetolerablegoodeyes,ain\'tyou,Governor?You\'vealltolerablegoodeyes,ain\'tyou?\'demandedtheinformer。

All。

\'ThenifIrowupundertheFellowshipandlaythere,noneedtowhistle。You\'llmakeoutthatthere\'saspeckofsomethingoranotherthere,andyou\'llknowit\'sme,andyou\'llcomedownthatcause\'aytome。Understoodall?\'

Understoodall。

\'Offshegoesthen!\'

Inamoment,withthewindcuttingkeenlyathimsideways,hewasstaggeringdowntohisboat;inafewmomentshewasclear,andcreepinguptheriverundertheirownshore。

Eugenehadraisedhimselfonhiselbowtolookintothedarknessafterhim。\'Iwishtheboatofmyhonourableandgallantfriend,\'hemurmured,lyingdownagainandspeakingintohishat,\'maybeendowedwithphilanthropyenoughtoturnbottom-upwardandextinguishhim!——Mortimer。\'

\'Myhonourablefriend。\'

\'Threeburglaries,twoforgeries,andamidnightassassination。\'

Yetinspiteofhavingthoseweightsonhisconscience,Eugenewassomewhatenlivenedbythelateslightchangeinthecircumstancesofaffairs。Sowerehistwocompanions。Itsbeingachangewaseverything。Thesuspenseseemedtohavetakenanewlease,andtohavebegunafreshfromarecentdate。Therewassomethingadditionaltolookfor。Theywereallthreemoresharplyonthealert,andlessdeadenedbythemiserableinfluencesoftheplaceandtime。

Morethananhourhadpassed,andtheywereevendozing,whenoneofthethree——eachsaiditwashe,andhehadNOTdozed——

madeoutRiderhoodinhisboatatthespotagreedon。Theysprangup,cameoutfromtheirshelter,andwentdowntohim。Whenhesawthemcoming,hedroppedalongsidethecauseway;sothatthey,standingonthecauseway,couldspeakwithhiminwhispers,undertheshadowymassoftheSixJollyFellowshipPortersfastasleep。

\'BlestifIcanmakeitout!\'saidhe,staringatthem。

\'Makewhatout?Haveyouseenhim?\'

\'No。\'

\'WhatHAVEyouseen?\'askedLightwood。For,hewasstaringattheminthestrangestway。

\'I\'veseenhisboat。\'

\'Notempty?\'

\'Yes,empty。Andwhat\'smore,——adrift。Andwhat\'smore,——withonescullgone。Andwhat\'smore,——witht\'othersculljammedinthethowelsandbrokeshortoff。Andwhat\'smore,——theboat\'sdrovetightbythetide\'atwixttwotiersofbarges。Andwhat\'smore,——he\'sinluckagain,byGeorgeifheain\'t!\'

Chapter14

THEBIRDOFPREYBROUGHTDOWN

Coldontheshore,intherawcoldofthatleadencrisisinthefour-

and-twentyhourswhenthevitalforceofallthenoblestandprettiestthingsthatliveisatitslowest,thethreewatcherslookedeachattheblankfacesoftheothertwo,andallattheblankfaceofRiderhoodinhisboat。

\'Gaffer\'sboat,Gafferinluckagain,andyetnoGaffer!\'SospakeRiderhood,staringdisconsolate。

Asifwithoneaccord,theyallturnedtheireyestowardsthelightofthefireshiningthroughthewindow。Itwasfainterandduller。

Perhapsfire,likethehigheranimalandvegetablelifeithelpstosustain,hasitsgreatesttendencytowardsdeath,whenthenightisdyingandthedayisnotyetborn。

\'Ifitwasmethathadthelawofthisherejobinhand,\'growledRiderhoodwithathreateningshakeofhishead,\'blestifIwouldn\'tlayholdofHER,atanyrate!\'

\'Ay,butitisnotyou,\'saidEugene。Withsomethingsosuddenlyfierceinhimthattheinformerreturnedsubmissively;\'Well,well,well,t\'othergovernor,Ididn\'tsayitwas。Amanmayspeak。\'

\'Andverminmaybesilent,\'saidEugene。\'Holdyourtongue,youwater-rat!\'

Astonishedbyhisfriend\'sunusualheat,Lightwoodstaredtoo,andthensaid:\'Whatcanhavebecomeofthisman?\'

\'Can\'timagine。Unlesshedivedoverboard。\'Theinformerwipedhisbrowruefullyashesaidit,sittinginhisboatandalwaysstaringdisconsolate。

\'Didyoumakehisboatfast?\'

\'She\'sfastenoughtillthetiderunsback。Icouldn\'tmakeherfasterthansheis。Comeaboardofmine,andseeforyourown-selves。\'

Therewasalittlebackwardnessincomplying,forthefreightlookedtoomuchfortheboat;butonRiderhood\'sprotesting\'thathehadhadhalfadozen,deadandalive,inheraforenow,andshewasnothingdeepinthewaternordowninthesterneventhen,tospeakof;\'theycarefullytooktheirplaces,andtrimmedthecrazything。Whiletheyweredoingso,Riderhoodstillsatstaringdisconsolate。

\'Allright。Giveway!\'saidLightwood。

\'Giveway,byGeorge!\'repeatedRiderhood,beforeshovingoff。\'Ifhe\'sgoneandmadeoffanyhowLawyerLightwood,it\'senoughtomakemegivewayinadifferentmanner。ButhealwaysWASacheat,con-foundhim!Healwayswasainfernalcheat,wasGaffer。

Nothingstraightfor\'ard,nothingonthesquare。Somean,sounderhanded。Nevergoingthroughwithathing,norcarryingitoutlikeaman!\'

\'Hallo!Steady!\'criedEugene(hehadrecoveredimmediatelyonembarking),astheybumpedheavilyagainstapile;andtheninalowervoicereversedhislateapostrophebyremarking(\'Iwishtheboatofmyhonourableandgallantfriendmaybeendowedwithphilanthropyenoughnottoturnbottom-upwardandextinguishus!)Steady,steady!Sitclose,Mortimer。Here\'sthehailagain。

Seehowitflies,likeatroopofwildcats,atMrRiderhood\'seyes!\'

Indeedhehadthefullbenefitofit,anditsomauledhim,thoughhebenthisheadlowandtriedtopresentnothingbutthemangycaptoit,thathedroppedundertheleeofatierofshipping,andtheylaythereuntilitwasover。Thesquallhadcomeup,likeaspitefulmessengerbeforethemorning;therefollowedinitswakearaggedtearoflightwhichrippedthedarkcloudsuntiltheyshowedagreatgreyholeofday。

Theywereallshivering,andeverythingaboutthemseemedtobeshivering;theriveritself;craft,rigging,sails,suchearlysmokeasthereyetwasontheshore。Blackwithwet,andalteredtotheeyebywhitepatchesofhailandsleet,thehuddledbuildingslookedlowerthanusual,asiftheywerecowering,andhadshrunkwiththecold。Verylittlelifewastobeseenoneitherbank,windowsanddoorswereshut,andthestaringblackandwhitelettersuponwharvesandwarehouses\'looked,\'saidEugenetoMortimer,\'likeinscriptionsoverthegravesofdeadbusinesses。\'

Astheyglidedslowlyon,keepingundertheshoreandsneakinginandoutamongtheshippingbyback-alleysofwater,inapilferingwaythatseemedtobetheirboatman\'snormalmannerofprogression,alltheobjectsamongwhichtheycreptweresohugeincontrastwiththeirwretchedboat,astothreatentocrushit。Notaship\'shull,withitsrustyironlinksofcablerunoutofhawse-

holeslongdiscolouredwiththeiron\'srustytears,butseemedtobetherewithafellintention。Notafigure-headbuthadthemenacinglookofburstingforwardtorunthemdown。Notasluicegate,orapaintedscaleuponapostorwall,showingthedepthofwater,butseemedtohint,likethedreadfullyfacetiousWolfinbedinGrandmamma\'scottage,\'That\'stodrownYOUin,mydears!\'Notalumberingblackbarge,withitscrackedandblisteredsideimpendingoverthem,butseemedtosuckattheriverwithathirstforsuckingthemunder。Andeverythingsovauntedthespoilinginfluencesofwater——discolouredcopper,rottenwood,honey-

combedstone,greendankdeposit——thattheafter-consequencesofbeingcrushed,suckedunder,anddrawndown,lookedasuglytotheimaginationasthemainevent。

Somehalf-hourofthiswork,andRiderhoodunshippedhissculls,stoodholdingontoabarge,andhandoverhandlong-wisealongthebarge\'ssidegraduallyworkedhisboatunderherheadintoasecretlittlenookofscummywater。Anddrivenintothatnook,andwedgedashehaddescribed,wasGaffer\'sboat;thatboatwiththestainstillinit,bearingsomeresemblancetoamuffledhumanform。

\'NowtellmeI\'maliar!\'saidthehonestman。

(\'Withamorbidexpectation,\'murmuredEugenetoLightwood,\'thatsomebodyisalwaysgoingtotellhimthetruth。\')

\'ThisisHexam\'sboat,\'saidMrInspector。\'Iknowherwell。\'

\'Lookatthebrokenscull。Lookatthet\'otherscullgone。NOWtellmeIamaliar!\'saidthehonestman。

MrInspectorsteppedintotheboat。EugeneandMortimerlookedon。

\'Andseenow!\'addedRiderhood,creepingaft,andshowingastretchedropemadefastthereandtowingoverboard。\'Didn\'tItellyouhewasinluckagain?\'

\'Haulin,\'saidMrInspector。

\'Easytosayhaulin,\'answeredRiderhood。\'Notsoeasydone。Hisluck\'sgotfouledunderthekeelsofthebarges。Itriedtohaulinlasttime,butIcouldn\'t。Seehowtautthelineis!\'

\'Imusthaveitup,\'saidMrInspector。\'Iamgoingtotakethisboatashore,andhisluckalongwithit。Tryeasynow。\'

Hetriedeasynow;buttheluckresisted;wouldn\'tcome。

\'Imeantohaveit,andtheboattoo,\'saidMrInspector,playingtheline。

Butstilltheluckresisted;wouldn\'tcome。

\'Takecare,\'saidRiderhood。\'You\'lldisfigure。Orpullasunderperhaps。\'

\'Iamnotgoingtodoeither,noteventoyourGrandmother,\'saidMrInspector;\'butImeantohaveit。Come!\'headded,atoncepersuasivelyandwithauthoritytothehiddenobjectinthewater,asheplayedthelineagain;\'it\'snogoodthissortofgame,youknow。YouMUSTcomeup。Imeantohaveyou。\'

Therewassomuchvirtueinthisdistinctlyanddecidedlymeaningtohaveit,thatityieldedalittle,evenwhilethelinewasplayed。

\'Itoldyouso,\'quothMrInspector,pullingoffhisoutercoat,andleaningwelloverthesternwithawill。\'Come!\'

Itwasanawfulsortoffishing,butitnomoredisconcertedMrInspectorthanifhehadbeenfishinginapuntonasummereveningbysomesoothingweirhighupthepeacefulriver。Aftercertainminutes,andafewdirectionstotherestto\'easeheralittlefor\'ard,\'and\'noweaseheratrifleaft,\'andthelike,hesaidcomposedly,\'Allclear!\'andthelineandtheboatcamefreetogether。

AcceptingLightwood\'sprofferedhandtohelphimup,hethenputonhiscoat,andsaidtoRiderhood,\'Handmeoverthosesparescullsofyours,andI\'llpullthisintotheneareststairs。Goaheadyou,andkeepoutinprettyopenwater,thatImayn\'tgetfouledagain。\'

Hisdirectionswereobeyed,andtheypulledashoredirectly;twoinoneboat,twointheother。

\'Now,\'saidMrInspector,againtoRiderhood,whentheywereallontheslushystones;\'youhavehadmorepracticeinthisthanI

havehad,andoughttobeabetterworkmanatit。Undothetow-

rope,andwe\'llhelpyouhaulin。\'

Riderhoodgotintotheboataccordingly。Itappearedasifhehadscarcelyhadamoment\'stimetotouchtheropeorlookoverthestern,whenhecamescramblingback,aspaleasthemorning,andgaspedout:

\'BytheLord,he\'sdoneme!\'

\'Whatdoyoumean?\'theyalldemanded。

Hepointedbehindhimattheboat,andgaspedtothatdegreethathedroppeduponthestonestogethisbreath。

\'Gaffer\'sdoneme。It\'sGaffer!\'

Theyrantotherope,leavinghimgaspingthere。Soon,theformofthebirdofprey,deadsomehours,laystretchedupontheshore,withanewblaststormingatitandclottingthewethairwithhail-

stones。

Father,wasthatyoucallingme?Father!IthoughtIheardyoucallmetwicebefore!Wordsnevertobeanswered,those,upontheearth-sideofthegrave。ThewindsweepsjeeringlyoverFather,whipshimwiththefrayedendsofhisdressandhisjaggedhair,triestoturnhimwhereheliesstarkonhisback,andforcehisfacetowardstherisingsun,thathemaybeshamedthemore。Alull,andthewindissecretandpryingwithhim;liftsandletsfallsarag;hidespalpitatingunderanotherrag;runsnimblythroughhishairandbeard。Then,inarush,itcruellytauntshim。Father,wasthatyoucallingme?Wasityou,thevoicelessandthedead?Wasityou,thusbuffetedasyouliehereinaheap?Wasityou,thusbaptizeduntoDeath,withtheseflyingimpuritiesnowflunguponyourface?Whynotspeak,Father?Soakingintothisfilthygroundasyouliehere,isyourownshape。Didyouneverseesuchashapesoakedintoyourboat?Speak,Father。Speaktous,thewinds,theonlylistenersleftyou!

\'Nowsee,\'saidMrInspector,aftermaturedeliberation:kneelingononekneebesidethebody,whentheyhadstoodlookingdownonthedrownedman,ashehadmanyatimelookeddownonmanyanotherman:\'thewayofitwasthis。Ofcourseyougentlemenhardlyfailedtoobservethathewastowingbytheneckandarms。\'

Theyhadhelpedtoreleasetherope,andofcoursenot。

\'Andyouwillhaveobservedbefore,andyouwillobservenow,thatthisknot,whichwasdrawnchock-tightroundhisneckbythestrainofhisownarms,isaslip-knot\':holdingitupfordemonstration。

Plainenough。

\'Likewiseyouwillhaveobservedhowhehadruntheotherendofthisropetohisboat。\'

Ithadthecurvesandindentationsinitstill,whereithadbeentwinedandbound。

\'Nowsee,\'saidMrInspector,\'seehowitworksrounduponhim。

It\'sawildtempestuouseveningwhenthismanthatwas,\'stoopingtowipesomehailstonesoutofhishairwithanendofhisowndrownedjacket,\'——there!Nowhe\'smorelikehimself;thoughhe\'sbadlybruised,——whenthismanthatwas,rowsoutupontheriveronhisusuallay。Hecarrieswithhimthiscoilofrope。Healwayscarrieswithhimthiscoilofrope。It\'saswellknowntomeashewashimself。Sometimesitlayinthebottomofhisboat。

Sometimeshehungitlooseroundhisneck。Hewasalight-dresserwasthisman;——yousee?\'liftingthelooseneckerchiefoverhisbreast,andtakingtheopportunityofwipingthedeadlipswithit——

\'andwhenitwaswet,orfreezing,orblewcold,hewouldhangthiscoiloflineroundhisneck。Lasteveninghedoesthis。Worseforhim!Hedodgesaboutinhisboat,doesthisman,tillhegetschilled。Hishands,\'takinguponeofthem,whichdroppedlikealeadenweight,\'getnumbed。Heseessomeobjectthat\'sinhiswayofbusiness,floating。Hemakesreadytosecurethatobject。Heunwindstheendofhiscoilthathewantstotakesometurnsoninhisboat,andhetakesturnsenoughonittosecurethatitshan\'trunout。Hemakesittoosecure,asithappens。Heisalittlelongeraboutthisthanusual,hishandsbeingnumbed。Hisobjectdriftsup,beforeheisquitereadyforit。Hecatchesatit,thinkshe\'llmakesureofthecontentsofthepocketsanyhow,incaseheshouldbepartedfromit,bendsrightoverthestern,andinoneoftheseheavysqualls,orinthecross-swelloftwosteamers,orinnotbeingquiteprepared,orthroughallormostorsome,getsalurch,overbalancesandgoeshead-foremostoverboard。Nowsee!Hecanswim,canthisman,andinstantlyhestrikesout。Butinsuchstriking-outhetangleshisarms,pullsstrongontheslip-knot,anditrunshome。Theobjecthehadexpectedtotakeintow,floatsby,andhisownboattowshimdead,towherewefoundhim,allentangledinhisownline。You\'llaskmehowImakeoutaboutthepockets?First,I\'lltellyoumore;therewassilverin\'em。HowdoImakethatout?Simpleandsatisfactory。Becausehe\'sgotithere。\'Thelecturerheldupthetightlyclenchedrighthand。

\'Whatistobedonewiththeremains?\'askedLightwood。

\'Ifyouwouldn\'tobjecttostandingbyhimhalfaminute,sir,\'wasthereply,\'I\'llfindthenearestofourmentocomeandtakechargeofhim;——IstillcallitHIM,yousee,\'saidMrInspector,lookingbackashewent,withaphilosophicalsmileupontheforceofhabit。

\'Eugene,\'saidLightwoodandwasabouttoadd\'wemaywaitatalittledistance,\'whenturninghisheadhefoundthatnoEugenewasthere。

Heraisedhisvoiceandcalled\'Eugene!Holloa!\'ButnoEugenereplied。

Itwasbroaddaylightnow,andhelookedabout。ButnoEugenewasinalltheview。

MrInspectorspeedilyreturningdownthewoodenstairs,withapoliceconstable,Lightwoodaskedhimifhehadseenhisfriendleavethem?MrInspectorcouldnotexactlysaythathehadseenhimgo,buthadnoticedthathewasrestless。

\'Singularandentertainingcombination,sir,yourfriend。\'

\'Iwishithadnotbeenapartofhissingularentertainingcombinationtogivemetheslipunderthesedrearycircumstancesatthistimeofthemorning,\'saidLightwood。\'Canwegetanythinghottodrink?\'

Wecould,andwedid。Inapublic-housekitchenwithalargefire。

Wegothotbrandyandwater,anditreviveduswonderfully。MrInspectorhavingtoMrRiderhoodannouncedhisofficialintentionof\'keepinghiseyeuponhim\',stoodhiminacornerofthefireplace,likeawetumbrella,andtooknofurtheroutwardandvisiblenoticeofthathonestman,exceptorderingaseparateserviceofbrandyandwaterforhim:apparentlyoutofthepublicfunds。

AsMortimerLightwoodsatbeforetheblazingfire,consciousofdrinkingbrandyandwaterthenandthereinhissleep,andyetatoneandthesametimedrinkingburntsherryattheSixJollyFellowships,andlyingundertheboatontherivershore,andsittingintheboatthatRiderhoodrowed,andlisteningtothelecturerecentlyconcluded,andhavingtodineintheTemplewithanunknownman,whodescribedhimselfasM。H。F。EugeneGafferHarmon,andsaidhelivedatHailstorm,——ashepassedthroughthesecuriousvicissitudesoffatigueandslumber,arrangeduponthescaleofadozenhourstothesecond,hebecameawareofansweringaloudacommunicationofpressingimportancethathadneverbeenmadetohim,andthenturneditintoacoughonbeholdingMrInspector。For,hefelt,withsomenaturalindignation,thatthatfunctionarymightotherwisesuspecthimofhavingclosedhiseyes,orwanderedinhisattention。

\'Herejustbeforeus,yousee,\'saidMrInspector。

\'Isee,\'saidLightwood,withdignity。

\'Andhadhotbrandyandwatertoo,yousee,\'saidMrInspector,\'andthencutoffatagreatrate。\'

\'Who?\'saidLightwood。

\'Yourfriend,youknow。\'

\'Iknow,\'hereplied,againwithdignity。

Afterhearing,inamistthroughwhichMrInspectorloomedvagueandlarge,thattheofficertookuponhimselftopreparethedeadman\'sdaughterforwhathadbefalleninthenight,andgenerallythathetookeverythinguponhimself,MortimerLightwoodstumbledinhissleeptoacab-stand,calledacab,andhadenteredthearmyandcommittedacapitalmilitaryoffenceandbeentriedbycourtmartialandfoundguiltyandhadarrangedhisaffairsandbeenmarchedouttobeshot,beforethedoorbanged。

HardworkrowingthecabthroughtheCitytotheTemple,foracupoffromfivetotenthousandpoundsvalue,givenbyMrBoffin;

andhardworkholdingforthatthatimmeasurablelengthtoEugene(whenhehadbeenrescuedwitharopefromtherunningpavement)formakingoffinthatextraordinarymanner!Butheofferedsuchampleapologies,andwassoverypenitent,thatwhenLightwoodgotoutofthecab,hegavethedriveraparticularchargetohecarefulofhim。Whichthedriver(knowingtherewasnootherfareleftinside)staredatprodigiously。

Inshort,thenight\'sworkhadsoexhaustedandwornoutthisactorinit,thathehadbecomeameresomnambulist。Hewastootiredtorestinhissleep,untilhewaseventiredoutofbeingtootired,anddroppedintooblivion。Lateintheafternoonheawoke,andinsomeanxietysentroundtoEugene\'slodginghardby,toinquireifhewereupyet?

Ohyes,hewasup。Infact,hehadnotbeentobed。Hehadjustcomehome。Andherehewas,closefollowingontheheelsofthemessage。

\'Whywhatbloodshot,draggled,dishevelledspectacleisthis!\'criedMortimer。

\'Aremyfeatherssoverymuchrumpled?\'saidEugene,coollygoinguptothelooking-glass。TheyAREratheroutofsorts。Butconsider。Suchanightforplumage!\'

\'Suchanight?\'repeatedMortimer。\'Whatbecameofyouinthemorning?\'

\'Mydearfellow,\'saidEugene,sittingonhisbed,\'Ifeltthatwehadboredoneanothersolong,thatanunbrokencontinuanceofthoserelationsmustinevitablyterminateinourflyingtooppositepointsoftheearth。IalsofeltthatIhadcommittedeverycrimeintheNewgateCalendar。So,formingledconsiderationsoffriendshipandfelony,Itookawalk。\'

Chapter15

TWONEWSERVANTS

MrandMrsBoffinsatafterbreakfast,intheBower,apreytoprosperity。MrBoffin\'sfacedenotedCareandComplication。

Manydisorderedpaperswerebeforehim,andhelookedatthemaboutashopefullyasaninnocentcivilianmightlookatacrowdoftroopswhomhewasrequiredatfiveminutes\'noticetomanoeuvreandreview。Hehadbeenengagedinsomeattemptstomakenotesofthesepapers;butbeingtroubled(asmenofhisstampoftenare)

withanexceedinglydistrustfulandcorrectivethumb,thatbusymemberhadsoofteninterposedtosmearhisnotes,thattheywerelittlemorelegiblethanthevariousimpressionsofitself;whichblurredhisnoseandforehead。Itiscurioustoconsider,insuchacaseasMrBoffin\'s,whatacheaparticleinkis,andhowfaritmaybemadetogo。Asagrainofmuskwillscentadrawerformanyyears,andstilllosenothingappreciableofitsoriginalweight,soahalfpenny-worthofinkwouldblotMrBoffintotherootsofhishairandthecalvesofhislegs,withoutinscribingalineonthepaperbeforehim,orappearingtodiminishintheinkstand。

MrBoffinwasinsuchsevereliterarydifficultiesthathiseyeswereprominentandfixed,andhisbreathingwasstertorous,when,tothegreatreliefofMrsBoffin,whoobservedthesesymptomswithalarm,theyardbellrang。

\'Who\'sthat,Iwonder!\'saidMrsBoffin。

MrBoffindrewalongbreath,laiddownhispen,lookedathisnotesasdoubtingwhetherhehadthepleasureoftheiracquaintance,andappeared,onasecondperusaloftheircountenances,tobeconfirmedinhisimpressionthathehadnot,whentherewasannouncedbythehammer-headedyoungman:

\'MrRokesmith。\'

\'Oh!\'saidMrBoffin。\'Ohindeed!OurandtheWilfers\'MutualFriend,mydear。Yes。Askhimtocomein。\'

MrRokesmithappeared。

\'Sitdown,sir,\'saidMrBoffin,shakinghandswithhim。\'MrsBoffinyou\'realreadyacquaintedwith。Well,sir,Iamratherunpreparedtoseeyou,for,totellyouthetruth,I\'vebeensobusywithonethingandanother,thatI\'venothadtimetoturnyourofferover。\'

\'That\'sapologyforbothofus:forMrBoffin,andformeaswell,\'

saidthesmilingMrsBoffin。\'ButLor!wecantalkitovernow;

can\'tus?\'

MrRokesmithbowed,thankedher,andsaidhehopedso。

\'Letmeseethen,\'resumedMrBoffin,withhishandtohischin。\'ItwasSecretarythatyounamed;wasn\'tit?\'

\'IsaidSecretary,\'assentedMrRokesmith。

\'Itratherpuzzledmeatthetime,\'saidMrBoffin,\'anditratherpuzzledmeandMrsBoffinwhenwespokeofitafterwards,because(nottomakeamysteryofourbelief)wehavealwaysbelievedaSecretarytobeapieceoffurniture,mostlyofmahogany,linedwithgreenbaizeorleather,withalotoflittledrawersinit。

Now,youwon\'tthinkItakealibertywhenImentionthatyoucertainlyain\'tTHAT。\'

Certainlynot,saidMrRokesmith。ButhehadusedthewordinthesenseofSteward。

\'Why,astoSteward,yousee,\'returnedMrBoffin,withhishandstilltohischin,\'theoddsarethatMrsBoffinandmemaynevergouponthewater。Beingbothbadsailors,weshouldwantaStewardifwedid;butthere\'sgenerallyoneprovided。\'

MrRokesmithagainexplained;definingthedutieshesoughttoundertake,asthoseofgeneralsuperintendent,ormanager,oroverlooker,ormanofbusiness。

\'Now,forinstance——come!\'saidMrBoffin,inhispouncingway。\'Ifyouenteredmyemployment,whatwouldyoudo?\'

\'Iwouldkeepexactaccountsofalltheexpenditureyousanctioned,MrBoffin。Iwouldwriteyourletters,underyourdirection。I

wouldtransactyourbusinesswithpeopleinyourpayoremployment。Iwould,\'withaglanceandahalf-smileatthetable,\'arrangeyourpapers——\'

MrBoffinrubbedhisinkyear,andlookedathiswife。

\'——Andsoarrangethemastohavethemalwaysinorderforimmediatereference,withanoteofthecontentsofeachoutsideit。\'

\'Itellyouwhat,\'saidMrBoffin,slowlycrumplinghisownblottednoteinhishand;\'ifyou\'llturntoatthesepresentpapers,andseewhatyoucanmakeof\'em,IshallknowbetterwhatIcanmakeofyou。\'

Nosoonersaidthandone。Relinquishinghishatandgloves,MrRokesmithsatdownquietlyatthetable,arrangedtheopenpapersintoanorderlyheap,casthiseyesovereachinsuccession,foldedit,docketeditontheoutside,laiditinasecondheap,and,whenthatsecondheapwascompleteandthefirstgone,tookfromhispocketapieceofstringandtiedittogetherwitharemarkablydexteroushandatarunningcurveandaloop。

\'Good!\'saidMrBoffin。\'Verygood!Nowletushearwhatthey\'reallabout;willyoubesogood?\'

JohnRokesmithreadhisabstractsaloud。Theywereallaboutthenewhouse。Decorator\'sestimate,somuch。Furnitureestimate,somuch。Estimateforfurnitureofoffices,somuch。Coach-maker\'sestimate,somuch。Horse-dealer\'sestimate,somuch。Harness-

maker\'sestimate,somuch。Goldsmith\'sestimate,somuch。

Total,soverymuch。Thencamecorrespondence。AcceptanceofMrBoffin\'sofferofsuchadate,andtosuchaneffect。RejectionofMrBoffin\'sproposalofsuchadateandtosuchaneffect。

ConcerningMrBoffin\'sschemeofsuchanotherdatetosuchanothereffect。Allcompactandmethodical。

\'Apple-pieorder!\'saidMrBoffin,aftercheckingoffeachinscriptionwithhishand,likeamanbeatingtime。\'Andwhateveryoudowithyourink,Ican\'tthink,foryou\'reascleanasawhistleafterit。Now,astoaletter。Let\'s,\'saidMrBoffin,rubbinghishandsinhispleasantlychildishadmiration,\'let\'stryaletternext。\'

\'Towhomshallitbeaddressed,MrBoffin?\'

\'Anyone。Yourself。\'

MrRokesmithquicklywrote,andthenreadaloud:

\'“MrBoffinpresentshiscomplimentstoMrJohnRokesmith,andbegstosaythathehasdecidedongivingMrJohnRokesmithatrialinthecapacityhedesirestofill。MrBoffintakesMrJohnRokesmithathisword,inpostponingtosomeindefiniteperiod,theconsiderationofsalary。ItisquiteunderstoodthatMrBoffinisinnowaycommittedonthatpoint。MrBoffinhasmerelytoadd,thathereliesonMrJohnRokesmith\'sassurancethathewillbefaithfulandserviceable。MrJohnRokesmithwillpleaseenteronhisdutiesimmediately。”\'

\'Well!Now,Noddy!\'criedMrsBoffin,clappingherhands,\'ThatISagoodone!\'

MrBoffinwasnolessdelighted;indeed,inhisownbosom,heregardedboththecompositionitselfandthedevicethathadgivenbirthtoit,asaveryremarkablemonumentofhumaningenuity。

\'AndItellyou,mydeary,\'saidMrsBoffin,\'thatifyoudon\'tclosewithMrRokesmithnowatonce,andifyouevergoamuddlingyourselfagainwiththingsnevermeantnormadeforyou,you\'llhaveanapoplexy——besidesiron-mouldingyourlinen——andyou\'llbreakmyheart。\'

MrBoffinembracedhisspouseforthesewordsofwisdom,andthen,congratulatingJohnRokesmithonthebrilliancyofhisachievements,gavehimhishandinpledgeoftheirnewrelations。

SodidMrsBoffin。

\'Now,\'saidMrBoffin,who,inhisfrankness,feltthatitdidnotbecomehimtohaveagentlemaninhisemploymentfiveminutes,withoutreposingsomeconfidenceinhim,\'youmustbeletalittlemoreintoouraffairs,Rokesmith。Imentionedtoyou,whenI

madeyouracquaintance,orImightbettersaywhenyoumademine,thatMrsBoffin\'sinclinationswassettinginthewayofFashion,butthatIdidn\'tknowhowfashionablewemightormightnotgrow。Well!MrsBoffinhascarriedtheday,andwe\'regoinginneckandcropforFashion。\'

\'Iratherinferredthat,sir,\'repliedJohnRokesmith,\'fromthescaleonwhichyournewestablishmentistobemaintained。\'

\'Yes,\'saidMrBoffin,\'it\'stobeaSpanker。Thefactis,myliterarymannamedtomethatahousewithwhichheis,asImaysay,connected——inwhichhehasaninterest——\'

\'Asproperty?\'inquiredJohnRokesmith。

\'Whyno,\'saidMrBoffin,\'notexactlythat;asortofafamilytie。\'

\'Association?\'theSecretarysuggested。

\'Ah!\'saidMrBoffin。\'Perhaps。Anyhow,henamedtomethatthehousehadaboardup,“ThisEminentlyAristocraticMansiontobeletorsold。”MeandMrsBoffinwenttolookatit,andfindingitbeyondadoubtEminentlyAristocratic(thoughatriflehighanddull,whichafterallmaybepartofthesamething)tookit。Myliterarymanwassofriendlyastodropintoacharmingpieceofpoetryonthatoccasion,inwhichhecomplimentedMrsBoffinoncomingintopossessionof——howdiditgo,mydear?\'

MrsBoffinreplied:

\'“Thegay,thegayandfestivescene,Thehalls,thehallsofdazzlinglight。”\'

\'That\'sit!Anditwasmadeneaterbytherereallybeingtwohallsinthehouse,afront\'unandaback\'un,besidestheservants\'。Helikewisedroppedintoaveryprettypieceofpoetrytobesure,respectingtheextenttowhichhewouldbewillingtoputhimselfoutofthewaytobringMrsBoffinround,incasesheshouldevergetlowinherspiritsinthehouse。MrsBoffinhasawonderfulmemory。Willyourepeatit,mydear?\'

MrsBoffincomplied,byrecitingtheversesinwhichthisobligingofferhadbeenmade,exactlyasshehadreceivedthem。

\'“I\'lltelltheehowthemaidenwept,MrsBoffin,Whenhertruelovewasslainma\'am,Andhowherbrokenspiritslept,MrsBoffin,Andneverwokeagainma\'am。

I\'lltellthee(ifagreeabletoMrBoffin)howthesteeddrewnigh,Andlefthislordafar;

Andifmytale(whichIhopeMrBoffinmightexcuse)shouldmakeyousigh,I\'llstrikethelightguitar。”\'

\'Correcttotheletter!\'saidMrBoffin。\'AndIconsiderthatthepoetrybringsusbothin,inabeautifulmanner。\'

TheeffectofthepoemontheSecretarybeingevidentlytoastonishhim,MrBoffinwasconfirmedinhishighopinionofit,andwasgreatlypleased。

\'Now,yousee,Rokesmith,\'hewenton,\'aliteraryman——WITHawoodenleg——isliabletojealousy。IshallthereforecastaboutforcomfortablewaysandmeansofnotcallingupWegg\'sjealousy,butofkeepingyouinyourdepartment,andkeepinghiminhis。\'

\'Lor!\'criedMrsBoffin。\'WhatIsayis,theworld\'swideenoughforallofus!\'

\'Soitis,mydear,\'saidMrBoffin,\'whennotliterary。Butwhenso,notso。AndIamboundtobearinmindthatItookWeggon,atatimewhenIhadnothoughtofbeingfashionableorofleavingtheBower。Tolethimfeelhimselfanywaysslightednow,wouldbetobeguiltyofameanness,andtoactlikehavingone\'sheadturnedbythehallsofdazzlinglight。WhichLordforbid!Rokesmith,whatshallwesayaboutyourlivinginthehouse?\'

\'Inthishouse?\'

\'No,no。Ihavegototherplansforthishouse。Inthenewhouse?\'

\'Thatwillbeasyouplease,MrBoffin。Iholdmyselfquiteatyourdisposal。YouknowwhereIliveatpresent。\'

\'Well!\'saidMrBoffin,afterconsideringthepoint;\'supposeyoukeepasyouareforthepresent,andwe\'lldecideby-and-by。You\'llbegintotakechargeatonce,ofallthat\'sgoingoninthenewhouse,willyou?\'

\'Mostwillingly。Iwillbeginthisveryday。Willyougivemetheaddress?\'

MrBoffinrepeatedit,andtheSecretarywroteitdowninhispocket-book。MrsBoffintooktheopportunityofhisbeingsoengaged,togetabetterobservationofhisfacethanshehadyettaken。Itimpressedherinhisfavour,forshenoddedasidetoMrBoffin,\'Ilikehim。\'

\'Iwillseedirectlythateverythingisintrain,MrBoffin。\'

\'Thank\'ee。Beinghere,wouldyoucareatalltolookroundtheBower?\'

\'Ishouldgreatlylikeit。Ihaveheardsomuchofitsstory。\'

\'Come!\'saidMrBoffin。AndheandMrsBoffinledtheway。

AgloomyhousetheBower,withsordidsignsonitofhavingbeen,throughitslongexistenceasHarmonyJail,inmiserlyholding。

Bareofpaint,bareofpaperonthewalls,bareoffurniture,bareofexperienceofhumanlife。Whateverisbuiltbymanforman\'soccupation,must,likenaturalcreations,fulfiltheintentionofitsexistence,orsoonperish。Thisoldhousehadwasted——morefromdesuetudethanitwouldhavewastedfromuse,twentyyearsforone。

Acertainleannessfallsuponhousesnotsufficientlyimbuedwithlife(asiftheywerenourisheduponit),whichwasverynoticeablehere。Thestaircase,balustrades,andrails,hadasparelook——anairofbeingdenudedtothebone——whichthepanelsofthewallsandthejambsofthedoorsandwindowsalsobore。Thescantymoveablespartookofit;saveforthecleanlinessoftheplace,thedust——intowhichtheywereallresolvingwouldhavelainthickonthefloors;andthose,bothincolourandingrain,werewornlikeoldfacesthathadkeptmuchalone。

Thebedroomwheretheclutchingoldmanhadlosthisgriponlife,wasleftashehadleftit。Therewastheoldgrislyfour-postbedstead,withouthangings,andwithajail-likeupperrimofironandspikes;andtherewastheoldpatch-workcounterpane。Therewasthetight-clenchedoldbureau,recedingatoplikeabadandsecretforehead;therewasthecumbersomeoldtablewithtwistedlegs,atthebed-side;andtherewastheboxuponit,inwhichthewillhadlain。Afewoldchairswithpatch-workcovers,underwhichthemorepreciousstufftobepreservedhadslowlylostitsqualityofcolourwithoutimpartingpleasuretoanyeye,stoodagainstthewall。Ahardfamilylikenesswasonallthesethings。

\'Theroomwaskeptlikethis,Rokesmith,\'saidMrBoffin,\'againsttheson\'sreturn。Inshort,everythinginthehousewaskeptexactlyasitcametous,forhimtoseeandapprove。Evennow,nothingischangedbutourownroombelow-stairsthatyouhavejustleft。

Whenthesoncamehomeforthelasttimeinhislife,andforthelasttimeinhislifesawhisfather,itwasmostlikelyinthisroomthattheymet。\'

AstheSecretarylookedallroundit,hiseyesrestedonasidedoorinacorner。

\'Anotherstaircase,\'saidMrBoffin,unlockingthedoor,\'leadingdownintotheyard。We\'llgodownthisway,asyoumayliketoseetheyard,andit\'sallintheroad。Whenthesonwasalittlechild,itwasupanddownthesestairsthathemostlycameandwenttohisfather。Hewasverytimidofhisfather。I\'veseenhimsitonthesestairs,inhisshyway,poorchild,manyatime。MrandMrsBoffinhavecomfortedhim,sittingwithhislittlebookonthesestairs,often。\'

\'Ah!Andhispoorsistertoo,\'saidMrsBoffin。\'Andhere\'sthesunnyplaceonthewhitewallwheretheyonedaymeasuredoneanother。Theirownlittlehandswroteuptheirnameshere,onlywithapencil;butthenamesareherestill,andthepoordearsgoneforever。\'

\'Wemusttakecareofthenames,oldlady,\'saidMrBoffin。\'Wemusttakecareofthenames。Theyshan\'tberubbedoutinourtime,noryet,ifwecanhelpit,inthetimeafterus。Poorlittlechildren!\'

\'Ah,poorlittlechildren!\'saidMrsBoffin。

Theyhadopenedthedooratthebottomofthestaircasegivingontheyard,andtheystoodinthesunlight,lookingatthescrawlofthetwounsteadychildishhandstwoorthreestepsupthestaircase。

Therewassomethinginthissimplemementoofablightedchildhood,andinthetendernessofMrsBoffin,thattouchedtheSecretary。

MrBoffinthenshowedhisnewmanofbusinesstheMounds,andhisownparticularMoundwhichhadbeenlefthimashislegacyunderthewillbeforeheacquiredthewholeestate。

\'Itwouldhavebeenenoughforus,\'saidMrBoffin,\'incaseithadpleasedGodtosparethelastofthosetwoyounglivesandsorrowfuldeaths。Wedidn\'twanttherest。\'

Atthetreasuresoftheyard,andattheoutsideofthehouse,andatthedetachedbuildingwhichMrBoffinpointedoutastheresidenceofhimselfandhiswifeduringthemanyyearsoftheirservice,theSecretarylookedwithinterest。ItwasnotuntilMrBoffinhadshownhimeverywonderoftheBowertwiceover,thatherememberedhishavingdutiestodischargeelsewhere。

\'Youhavenoinstructionstogiveme,MrBoffin,inreferencetothisplace?\'

\'Notany,Rokesmith。No。\'

\'MightIask,withoutseemingimpertinent,whetheryouhaveanyintentionofsellingit?\'

\'Certainlynot。Inremembranceofouroldmaster,ouroldmaster\'schildren,andouroldservice,meandMrsBoffinmeantokeepitupasitstands。\'

TheSecretary\'seyesglancedwithsomuchmeaninginthemattheMounds,thatMrBoffinsaid,asifinanswertoaremark:

\'Ay,ay,that\'sanotherthing。ImaysellTHEM,thoughIshouldbesorrytoseetheneighbourhooddeprivedof\'emtoo。It\'lllookbutapoordeadflatwithouttheMounds。StillIdon\'tsaythatI\'mgoingtokeep\'emalwaysthere,forthesakeofthebeautyofthelandscape。There\'snohurryaboutit;that\'sallIsayatpresent。I

ain\'tascholarinmuch,Rokesmith,butI\'maprettyfairscholarindust。IcanpricetheMoundstoafraction,andIknowhowtheycanbebestdisposedof;andlikewisethattheytakenoharmbystandingwheretheydo。You\'lllookinto-morrow,willyoubesokind?\'

\'Everyday。AndthesoonerIcangetyouintoyournewhouse,complete,thebetteryouwillbepleased,sir?\'

\'Well,itain\'tthatI\'minamortalhurry,\'saidMrBoffin;\'onlywhenyouDOpaypeopleforlookingalive,it\'saswelltoknowthattheyARElookingalive。Ain\'tthatyouropinion?\'

\'Quite!\'repliedtheSecretary;andsowithdrew。

\'Now,\'saidMrBoffintohimself;subsidingintohisregularseriesofturnsintheyard,\'ifIcanmakeitcomfortablewithWegg,myaffairswillbegoingsmooth。\'

Themanoflowcunninghad,ofcourse,acquiredamasteryoverthemanofhighsimplicity。Themeanmanhad,ofcourse,gotthebetterofthegenerousman。Howlongsuchconquestslast,isanothermatter;thattheyareachieved,isevery-dayexperience,noteventobeflourishedawaybyPodsnapperyitself。TheundesigningBoffinhadbecomesofarimmeshedbythewilyWeggthathismindmisgavehimhewasaverydesigningmanindeedinpurposingtodomoreforWegg。Itseemedtohim(soskilfulwasWegg)thathewasplottingdarkly,whenhewascontrivingtodotheverythingthatWeggwasplottingtogethimtodo。Andthus,whilehewasmentallyturningthekindestofkindfacesonWeggthismorning,hewasnotabsolutelysurebutthathemightsomehowdeservethechargeofturninghisbackonhim。

ForthesereasonsMrBoffinpassedbutanxioushoursuntileveningcame,andwithitMrWegg,stumpingleisurelytotheRomanEmpire。AtaboutthisperiodMrBoffinhadbecomeprofoundlyinterestedinthefortunesofagreatmilitaryleaderknowntohimasBullySawyers,butperhapsbetterknowntofameandeasierofidentificationbytheclassicalstudent,underthelessBritannicnameofBelisarius。Eventhisgeneral\'scareerpaledininterestforMrBoffinbeforetheclearingofhisconsciencewithWegg;andhence,whenthatliterarygentlemanhadaccordingtocustomeatenanddrunkuntilhewasalla-glow,andwhenhetookuphisbookwiththeusualchirpingintroduction,\'Andnow,MrBoffin,sir,we\'lldeclineandwe\'llfall!\'MrBoffinstoppedhim。

\'Youremember,Wegg,whenIfirsttoldyouthatIwantedtomakeasortofoffertoyou?\'

\'Letmegetonmyconsideringcap,sir,\'repliedthatgentleman,turningtheopenbookfacedownward。\'Whenyoufirsttoldmethatyouwantedtomakeasortofoffertome?Nowletmethink。\'

(asifthereweretheleastnecessity)\'Yes,tobesureIdo,MrBoffin。Itwasatmycorner。Tobesureitwas!YouhadfirstaskedmewhetherIlikedyourname,andCandourhadcompelledareplyinthenegativecase。Ilittlethoughtthen,sir,howfamiliarthatnamewouldcometobe!\'

\'Ihopeitwillbemorefamiliarstill,Wegg。\'

\'Doyou,MrBoffin?Muchobligedtoyou,I\'msure。Isityourpleasure,sir,thatwedeclineandwefall?\'withafeintoftakingupthebook。

\'Notjustyetawhile,Wegg。Infact,Ihavegotanotheroffertomakeyou。\'

MrWegg(whohadhadnothingelseinhismindforseveralnights)tookoffhisspectacleswithanairofblandsurprise。

\'AndIhopeyou\'lllikeit,Wegg。\'

\'Thankyou,sir,\'returnedthatreticentindividual。\'Ihopeitmayproveso。Onallaccounts,Iamsure。\'(This,asaphilanthropicaspiration。)

\'Whatdoyouthink,\'saidMrBoffin,\'ofnotkeepingastall,Wegg?\'

\'Ithink,sir,\'repliedWegg,\'thatIshouldliketobeshownthegentlemanpreparedtomakeitworthmywhile!\'

\'Hereheis,\'saidMrBoffin。

MrWeggwasgoingtosay,MyBenefactor,andhadsaidMyBene,whenagrandiloquentchangecameoverhim。

\'No,MrBoffin,notyousir。Anybodybutyou。Donotfear,MrBoffin,thatIshallcontaminatethepremiseswhichyourgoldhasbought,withMYlowlypursuits。Iamaware,sir,thatitwouldnotbecomemetocarryonmylittletrafficunderthewindowsofyourmansion。Ihavealreadythoughtofthat,andtakenmymeasures。

Noneedtobeboughtout,sir。WouldStepneyFieldsbeconsideredintrusive?Ifnotremoteenough,Icangoremoter。Inthewordsofthepoet\'ssong,whichIdonotquiteremember:

Thrownonthewideworld,doom\'dtowanderandroam,Bereftofmyparents,bereftofahome,Astrangertosomethingandwhat\'shisnamejoy,BeholdlittleEdmundthepoorPeasantboy——

Andequally,\'saidMrWegg,repairingthewantofdirectapplicationinthelastline,\'beholdmyselfonasimilarfooting!\'

\'Now,Wegg,Wegg,Wegg,\'remonstratedtheexcellentBoffin。

\'Youaretoosensitive。\'

\'IknowIam,sir,\'returnedWegg,withobstinatemagnanimity。\'I

amacquaintedwithmyfaults。Ialwayswas,fromachild,toosensitive。\'

\'Butlisten,\'pursuedtheGoldenDustman;\'hearmeout,Wegg。

YouhavetakenitintoyourheadthatImeantopensionyouoff。\'

\'True,sir,\'returnedWegg,stillwithanobstinatemagnanimity。\'I

amacquaintedwithmyfaults。Farbeitfrommetodenythem。I

HAVEtakenitintomyhead。\'

\'ButIDON\'Tmeanit。\'

TheassuranceseemedhardlyascomfortingtoMrWegg,asMrBoffinintendedittobe。Indeed,anappreciableelongationofhisvisagemighthavebeenobservedashereplied:

\'Don\'tyou,indeed,sir?\'

\'No,\'pursuedMrBoffin;\'becausethatwouldexpress,asI

understandit,thatyouwerenotgoingtodoanythingtodeserveyourmoney。Butyouare;youare。\'

\'That,sir,\'repliedMrWegg,cheeringupbravely,\'isquiteanotherpairofshoes。Now,myindependenceasamanisagainelevated。

Now,InolongerWeepforthehour,WhentoBoffinsesbower,TheLordofthevalleywithofferscame;

NeitherdoesthemoonhideherlightFromtheheavensto-night,Andweepbehindhercloudso\'eranyindividualinthepresentCompany\'sshame——

Pleasetoproceed,MrBoffin。\'

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