下载辰思小说免费APP
burntcalico。"Iplacedthiscalicoaboveit,andlightednotthehandkerchief,buttherag。NowIwillshowyousomethingelse。Ihaveamagicshillinginmypocket,whichIcanmakerunupalongmyarm。But,firstofall,Iwouldgladlyknowwhethereitherofyoucandothelike。"
ThereupontheHungarianandmyself,puttingourhandsintoourpockets,tookoutshillings,andendeavouredtomakethemrunupourarms,bututterlyfailed;bothshillings,afterwehadmadetwoorthreeattempts,fallingtotheground。"Whatnoncompossesyoubothare,"saidthejockey;andplacingashillingontheendofthefingersofhisrighthandhemadestrangefacestoit,drawingbackhishead,whereupontheshillinginstantlybegantorunuphisarm,occasionallyhoppingandjumpingasifitwerebewitched,alwaysendeavouringtomaketowardstheheadofthejockey。
"HowdoIdothat?"saidhe,addressinghimselftome。"I
reallydonotknow,"saidI,"unlessitisbythemotionofyourarm。""Themotionofmynonsense,"saidthejockey,and,makingadreadfulgrimace,theshillinghoppeduponhisknee,andbegantorunuphisthighandtoclimbuphisbreast。"Howisthatdone?"saidheagain。"Bywitchcraft,Isuppose,"saidI。"Thereyouareright,"saidthejockey;
"bythewitchcraftofoneofMissBerners’hairs;theendofoneofherlonghairsistiedtothatshillingbymeansofaholeinit,andtheotherendgoesroundmyneckbymeansofaloop;sothat,whenIdrawbackmyhead,theshillingfollowsit。IsupposeyouwishtoknowhowIgotthehair,"
saidhe,grinningatme。"Iwilltellyou。Ionce,inthecourseofmyridings,sawMissBernersbeneathahedge,combingoutherlonghair,and,beingratheramodestkindofperson,whatmustIdobutgetoffmyhorse,tiehimtoagate,gouptoher,andendeavourtoenterintoconversationwithher。Aftergivinghertheseleoftheday,andcomplimentingheronherhair,Iaskedhertogivemeoneofthethreads;whereuponshegavemesuchalook,and,callingmefellow,toldmetotakemyselfoff。’Imusthaveahairfirst,’saidI,makingasnatchatone。IbelieveIhurther;but,whetherIdidornot,upshestarted,and,thoughherhairwasunbound,gavemetheonlydrubbingIeverhadinmylife。Lor!how,withherrighthand,shefibbedmewhilstsheheldmeroundtheneckwithherleftarm;Iwassoongladtobegherpardononmyknees,whichshegavemeinamoment,whenshesawmeinthatcondition,beingthemostplacablecreatureintheworld,andnotonlyherpardon,butoneofthehairswhichIlongedfor,whichIputthroughashilling,withwhichIhaveoneveningsafterfairs,likethis,frequentlyworkedwhatseemedtothosewholookedondownrightwitchcraft,butwhichisnothingmorethanpleasantdeception。Andnow,Mr。RomanyRye,totestifymyregardforyou,Igiveyoutheshillingandthehair。IthinkyouhaveakindofrespectforMissBerners;butwhetheryouhaveornot,keepthemaslongasyoucan,andwheneveryoulookatthemthinkofthefinestwomaninEngland,andofJohnDale,thejockeyofHorncastle。IbelieveIhavetoldyoumyhistory,"saidhe—"no,notquite;thereisonecircumstanceIhadpassedover。ItoldyouthatIhavethrivenverywellinbusiness,andsoIhave,uponthewhole;atanyrate,I
findmyselfcomfortablyoffnow。Ihavehorses,money,andowenobodyagroat;atanyrate,nothingbutwhatIcouldpayto—morrow。YetIhavehadmydrearyday,ay,afterIhadobtainedwhatIcallastationintheworld。Allofasudden,aboutfiveyearsago,everythingseemedtogowrongwithme—horsesbecamesickordied,peoplewhoowedmemoneybrokeorranaway,myhousecaughtfire,infact,everythingwentagainstme;andnotfromanymismanagementofmyown。Ilookedroundforhelp,but—whatdoyouthink?—
nobodywouldhelpme。SomehoworotherithadgotabroadthatIwasindifficulties,andeverybodyseemeddisposedtoavoidme,asifIhadgottheplague。ThosewhowerealwaysofferingmehelpwhenIwantednone,now,whentheythoughtmeintrouble,talkedofarrestingme。Yes;twoparticularfriendsofmine,whohadalwaysbeenofferingmetheirpurseswhenmyownwasstuffedfull,nowtalkedofarrestingme,thoughIonlyowedthescoundrelsahundredpoundseach;andtheywouldhavedoneso,providedIhadnotpaidthemwhatI
owedthem;andhowdidIdothat?Why,IwasabletodoitbecauseIfoundafriend—andwhowasthatfriend?Why,amanwhohassincebeenhung,ofwhomeverybodyhasheard,andofwhomeverybodyforthenexthundredyearswilloccasionallytalk。
"Oneday,whilstintrouble,IwasvisitedbyapersonIhadoccasionallymetatsporting—dinners。HecametolookafteraSuffolkPunch,thebesthorse,bythebye,thatanybodycanpurchasetodrive,itbeingtheonlyanimalofthehorsekindinEnglandthatwillpulltwiceatadeadweight。ItoldhimthatIhadnoneatthattimethatIcouldrecommend;infact,thateveryhorseinmystablewassick。Hetheninvitedmetodinewithhimataninncloseby,andIwasgladtogowithhim,inthehopeofgettingridofunpleasantthoughts。
Afterdinner,duringwhichhetalkednothingbutslang,observingIlookedverymelancholy,heaskedmewhatwasthematterwithme,andI,myheartbeingopenedbythewinehehadmademedrink,toldhimmycircumstanceswithoutreserve。
Withanoathortwofornothavingtreatedhimatfirstlikeafriend,hesaidhewouldsoonsetmeallright;andpullingouttwohundredpounds,toldmetopayhimwhenIcould。I
feltasIneverfeltbefore;however,Itookhisnotes,paidmysneaks,andinlessthanthreemonthswasrightagain,andhadreturnedhimhismoney。Onpayingittohim,IsaidthatIhadnowalunchwhichwouldjustsuithim,sayingthatI
wouldgiveittohim—afreegift—fornothing。Hesworeatme;—tellingmetokeepmyPunch,forthathewassuitedalready。IbeggedhimtotellmehowIcouldrequitehimforhiskindness,whereupon,withthemostdreadfuloathIeverheard,hebademecomeandseehimhangedwhenhistimewascome。Iwrunghishand,andtoldhimIwould,andIkeptmyword。ThenightbeforethedayhewashangedatH—,I
harnessedaSuffolkPunchtomylightgig,thesamePunchwhichIhadofferedtohim,whichIhaveeversincekept,andwhichbroughtmeandthisshortyoungmantoHorncastle,andinelevenhoursIdrovethatPunchonehundredandtenmiles。
IarrivedatH—justinthenickoftime。Therewastheuglyjail—thescaffold—andthereuponitstoodtheonlyfriendIeverhadintheworld。DrivingmyPunch,whichwasallinafoam,intothemidstofthecrowd,whichmadewayformeasifitknewwhatIcamefor,Istoodupinmygig,tookoffmyhat,andshouted,’GodAlmightyblessyou,Jack!’Thedyingmanturnedhispalegrimfacetowardsme—forhisfacewasalwayssomewhatgrim,doyousee—noddedandsaid,orI
thoughtIheardhimsay,’Allright,oldchap。’Thenextmoment—myeyeswater。Hehadahighheart,gotintoascrapewhilstinthemarines,losthishalf—pay,tooktotheturf,ring,gambling,andatlastcutthethroatofavillainwhohadrobbedhimofnearlyallhehad。Buthehadgoodqualities,andIknowforcertainthatheneverdidhalfthebadthingslaidtohischarge;forexample,heneverbribedTomOlivertofightcross,asitwassaidhedidonthedayoftheawfulthunder—storm。NedFlatnosefairlybeatTomOliver,forthoughNedwasnotwhat’scalledagoodfighter,hehadaparticularblow,whichifhecouldputinhewassuretowin。Hisrightshoulder,doyousee,wastwoinchesfartherbackthanitoughttohavebeen,andconsequentlyhisrightfistgenerallyfellshort;butifhecouldswinghimselfround,andputinablowwiththatrightarm,hecouldkillortakeawaythesensesofanybodyintheworld。
ItwasbyputtinginthatblowinhissecondfightwithSpringthathebeatnobleTom。Springbeathimlikeasackinthefirstbattle,butinthesecondNedPainter—forthatwashisrealname—contrivedtoputinhisblow,andtookthesensesoutofSpring;andinlikemannerhetookthesensesoutofTomOliver。
"Well,someareborntobehanged,andsomearenot;andmanyofthosewhoarenothangedaremuchworsethant