Magic and Real Detectives

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IinformedtheArabsthatIpossessedatalismanrenderingmeinvulnerable,andIdefiedthebestmarksmaninAlgeriatohitme。

IhadhardlyutteredthewordswhenanArab,whohadattractedmynoticebytheattentionhehadpaidtomytricks,jumpedoverfourrowsofseats,anddisdainingtheuseofthe“practicable,“crossedtheorchestra,upsettingflutes,clarionets,andviolins,escaladedthestage,whileburninghimselfatthefootlights,andthensaid,inexcellentFrench:

“Iwillkillyou!“

AnimmenseburstoflaughtergreetedboththeArab’spicturesqueascentandhismurderousintentions,whileaninterpreterwhostoodnearmetoldmeIhadtodealwithaMarabout。

“Youwishtokillme!“Ireplied,imitatinghisaccentandtheinflectionofhisvoice。“Well,Ireply,thatthoughyouareasorcerer,Iamstillagreaterone,andyouwillnotkillme。“

Iheldacavalrypistolinmyhand,whichIpresentedtohim。

“Here,takethisweapon,andassureyourselfithasundergonenopreparation。“

TheArabbreathedseveraltimesdownthebarrel,thenthroughthenipple,toassurehimselftherewasacommunicationbetweenthem,andaftercarefullyexaminingthepistol,said:

“Theweaponisgood,andIwillkillyou。“

“Asyouaredetermined,andformorecertainty,putinadoublechargeofpowder,andawadonthetop。“

“Itisdone。“

“Now,hereisaleadenball;markitwithyourknife,soastobeabletorecognizeit,andputitinthepistol,withasecondwad。“

“Itisdone。“

“Nowthatyouarequitesureyourpistolisloaded,andthatitwillexplode,tellme,doyoufeelnoremorse,noscrupleaboutkillingmethus,althoughIauthorizeyoutodoso?“

“No,forIwishtokillyou,“theArabrepeatedcoldly。

Withoutreplying,Iputanappleonthepointofaknife,and,standingafewyardsfromtheMarabout,orderedhimtofire。

“Aimstraightattheheart,“Isaidtohim。

Myopponentaimedimmediately,withouttheslightesthesitation。

Thepistolexploded,andthebulletlodgedinthecenteroftheapple。

IcarriedthetalismantotheMarabout,whorecognizedtheballhehadmarked。

Icouldnotsaythatthistrickproducedgreaterstupefactionthantheonesprecedingit:atanyrate,myspectators,palsiedbysurpriseandterror,lookedroundinsilence,seemingtothink,“Wherethedeucehavewegottohere!“

Apleasantscene,however,soonunwrinkledmanyoftheirfaces。

TheMarabout,thoughstupefiedbyhisdefeat,hadnotlosthiswits;so,profitingbythemomentwhenhereturnedmethepistol,heseizedtheapple,thrustitintohiswaistbelt,andcouldnotbeinducedtoreturnit,persuadedashewasthathepossessedinitanincomparabletalisman。

ForthelasttrickinmyperformanceIrequiredtheassistanceofanArab。

Attherequestofseveralinterpreters,ayoungMoor,abouttwentyyearsofage,tall,wellbuilt,andrichlydressed,consentedtocomeonthestage。Bolderandmorecivilized,doubtless,thanhiscomradesoftheplains,hewalkedfirmlyuptome。

Idrewhimtowardthetablethatwasinthecenterofthestage,andpointedouttohimandtotheotherspectatorsthatitwasslightlybuiltandperfectlyisolated。Afterwhich,withoutfurtherpreface,Itoldhimtomountuponit,andcoveredhimwithanenormousclothcone,openatthetop。

Then,drawingtheconeanditscontentsontoaplank,theendsofwhichwereheldbymyservantandmyself,wewalkedtothefootlightswithourheavyburden,andupsetit。TheMoorhaddisappeared——theconewasperfectlyempty!

ImmediatelytherebeganaspectaclewhichIshallneverforget。

TheArabsweresoaffectedbythislasttrick,that,impelledbyanirresistiblefeelingofterror,theyroseinallpartsofthehouse,andyieldedtotheinfluenceofageneralpanic。Totellthetruth,thecrowdoffugitiveswasdensestatthedoorofthedresscircle,anditcouldbeseen,fromtheagilityandconfusionofthesehighdignitaries,thattheywerethefirsttowishtoleavethehouse。

Vainlydidoneofthem,theCaidoftheBeni-Salah,morecourageousthanhiscolleagues,trytorestrainthembyhiswords:

“Stay!stay!wecannotthusloseoneofourcoreligionists。Surelywemustknowwhathasbecomeofhim,orwhathasbeendonetohim。

Stay!stay!“

Butthecoreligionistsonlyranawaythefaster,andsoonthecourageouscaid,ledawaybytheirexample,followedthem。

Theylittleknewwhatawaitedthematthedoorofthetheater;buttheyhadscarcegonedownthestepswhentheyfoundthemselvesfacetofacewiththe“resuscitatedMoor。“

Thefirstmovementofterrorovercome,theysurroundedtheman,feltandcross-questionedhim;but,annoyedbytheserepeatedquestions,hehadnobetterrecoursethantoescapeatfullspeed。

Thenexteveningthesecondperformancetookplace,andproducednearlythesameeffectasthepreviousone。

Theblowwasstruck:henceforththeinterpretersandallthosewhohaddealingswiththeArabsreceivedorderstomakethemunderstandthatmypretendedmiracleswereonlytheresultofskill,inspiredandguidedbyanartcalledprestidigitation,innowayconnectedwithsorcery。

TheArabsdoubtlessyieldedtothesearguments,forhenceforthI

wasonthemostfriendlytermswiththem。Eachtimeachiefsawme,heneverfailedtocomeupandpressmyhand。And,evenmore,thesemenwhomIhadsoterrified,whentheybecamemyfriends,gavemeaprecioustestimonyoftheiresteem——Imaysay,too,oftheiradmiration,forthatistheirownexpression。

[TheseveresttrialofallwasunexpectedlyencounteredduringavisitpaidbytheconjurerandhiswifetoBou-Allem-ben-Sherifa,Bash-AgaoftheDjendel,atribeofthedesertinterior。]

Weenteredasmallroomveryelegantlydecorated,inwhichweretwodivans。

“This,“ourhostsaid,“istheroomreservedforguestsofdistinction;youcangotobedwhenyoulike,butifyouarenottired,Iwouldaskyourleavetopresenttoyouseveralchiefmenofmytribe,who,havingheardofyou,wishtoseeyou。“

“Letthemcomein,“Isaid,afterconsultingMadameHoudin,“wewillreceivethemwithpleasure。“

Theinterpreterwentout,andsoonbroughtinadozenoldmen,amongwhomwereaMaraboutandseveraltalebs,whomthebash-agaappearedtoholdingreatdeference。

TheysatdowninacircleoncarpetsandkeptupaverylivelyconversationaboutmyperformancesatAlgiers。Thislearnedsocietydiscussedtheprobabilityofthemarvelsrelatedbythechiefofthetribe,whotookgreatpleasureindepictinghisimpressionsandthoseofhiscoreligionistsatthesightoftheMIRACLESIhadperformed。

Eachlentanattentiveeartothesestories,andregardedmewithaspeciesofveneration;theMaraboutalonedisplayedadegreeofskepticism,andassertedthatthespectatorshadbeendupedbywhathecalledavision。

JealousofmyreputationasaFrenchsorcerer,IthoughtImustperformbeforetheunbelieverafewtricksasaspecimenofmylateperformance。Ihadthepleasureofastoundingmyaudience,buttheMaraboutcontinuedtooffermeasystematicopposition,bywhichhisneighborswerevisiblyannoyed;thepoorfellowdidnotsuspect,though,whatIhadinstoreforhim。

Myantagonistworeinhissashawatch,thechainofwhichhungoutside。

IbelieveIhavealreadymentionedacertaintalentIpossessoffilchingawatch,apin,apocketbook,etc。,withaskillbywhichseveralofmyfriendshavebeenvictimized。

Iwasfortunatelybornwithanhonestanduprightheart,orthispeculiartalentmighthaveledmetoofar。WhenIfeltinclinedforajokeofthisnature,Iturnedittoprofitinaconjuringtrick,orwaitedtillmyfriendtookleaveofme,andthenrecalledhim:“Stay,“Iwouldsay,handinghimthestolenarticle,“letthisserveasalessontoputyouonyourguardagainstpersonslesshonestthanmyself。“

ButtoreturntoourMarabout。IhadstolenhiswatchasIpassednearhimandslippedintoitsplaceafive-francpiece。

Topreventhisdetectingit,andwhilewaitingtillIcouldprofitbymylarceny,Iimprovisedatrick。AfterjugglingawayBou-

Allem’srosary,Imadeitpassintooneofthenumerousslippersleftatthedoorbytheguests;thisshoewasnextfoundtobefullofcoins,andtoendthislittlescenecomically,Imadefive-francpiecescomeoutofthenosesofthespectators。TheytooksuchpleasureinthistrickthatIfanciedIshouldneverterminateit。

“Douros!douros!“[1]theyshouted,astheytwitchedtheirnoses。I

willinglyaccededtotheirrequest,andthedourosissuedatcommand。

[1]GoldArabiccoin。

ThedelightwassogreatthatseveralArabsrolledontheground;

thiscoarselyexpressedjoyonthepartofMohammedanswasworthfrenziedapplausetome。

IpretendedtokeepalooffromtheMarabout,who,asIexpected,remainedseriousandimpassive。

Whencalmwasrestored,myrivalbeganspeakinghurriedlytohisneighbors,asifstrivingtodispeltheirillusion,and,notsucceeding,headdressedmethroughtheinterpreter:

“Youwillnotdeceivemeinthatway,“hesaid,withacraftylook。

“Whyso?“

“BecauseIdon’tbelieveinyourpower。“

“Ah,indeed!Well,then,ifyoudonotbelieveinmypower,Iwillcompelyoutobelieveinmyskill。“

“Neitherinonenortheother。“

IwasatthismomentthewholelengthoftheroomfromtheMarabout。

“Stay,“Isaidtohim;“youseethisfive-francpiece。“

“Yes。“

“Closeyourhandfirmly,forthepiecewillgointoitinspiteofyourself。“

“Iamready,“theArabsaid,inanincredulousvoice,asheheldouthistightlyclosedfist。

Itookthepieceattheendofmyfingers,sothattheassemblymightallseeit,then,feigningtothrowitattheMarabout,itdisappearedattheword“Pass!“

Mymanopenedhishand,and,findingnothinginit,shruggedhisshoulders,asiftosay,“Yousee,Itoldyouso。“

Iwaswellawarethepiecewasnotthere,butitwasimportanttodrawtheMarabout’sattentionmomentarilyfromthesash,andforthispurposeIemployedthefeint。

“Thatdoesnotsurpriseme,“Ireplied,“forIthrewthepiecewithsuchstrengththatitwentrightthroughyourhand,andhasfallenintoyoursash。BeingafraidImightbreakyourwatchbytheblow,Icalledittome:hereitis!“AndIshowedhimthewatchinmyhand。

TheMaraboutquicklyputhishandinhiswaistbelt,toassurehimselfofthetruth,andwasquitestupefiedatfindingthefive-

francpiece。

Thespectatorswereastounded。Someamongthembegantellingtheirbeadswithavivacityevidencingacertainagitationofmind;buttheMaraboutfrownedwithoutsayingaword,andIsawhewasspellingoversomeevildesign。

“Inowbelieveinyoursupernaturalpower,“hesaid;“youarearealsorcerer;hence,Ihopeyouwillnotfeartorepeathereatrickyouperformedinyourtheater“;andofferingmetwopistolsheheldconcealedbeneathhisburnous,headded,“Come,chooseoneofthesepistols;wewillloadit,andIwillfireatyou。Youhavenothingtofear,asyoucanwardoffallblows。“

IconfessIwasforamomentstaggered;Isoughtasubterfugeandfoundnone。Alleyeswerefixeduponme,andareplywasanxiouslyawaited。

TheMaraboutwastriumphant。

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