Vailima Letters

第35章

ThenallnightlongIwasbeingwakenedwithscaresthatreallyshouldbelookedinto,thoughIKNEWtherewasnothinginthemandnobottomtothewholestory;andthedrumsandshoutsandcriesfromTanugamanonoandthetownkeepingupanallnightcorybanticchorusinthemoonlight-themoonroselate-andthesearch-lightofthewar-shipintheharbourmakingajewelofbrightnessasitlitupthebayofApiainthedistance。Andthennextmorning,abouteighto’clock,adrumcomingoutofthewoodsandapartyofpatrolswhohadbeeninthewoodsonourleftfront(whichisourtruerear)

cominguptothehouse,andmeetingthereanotherpartywhohadbeeninthewoodsonourright{front/rear}whichisVaeaMountain,and43ofthembeingentertainedtoavaandbiscuitsontheverandah,andmarchingoffatlastinsinglefileforApia。Briefly,itisnotmuchwonderifyourletterandmywholemailwasleftatthecottage,andIhavenomeansofseeingoransweringparticulars。

Thewholethingwasnothingbutabottomlessscare;itwasOBVIOUSLYso;youcouldn’tmakeachildbelieveitwasanythingelse,butithasmadetheConsulssitup。Myownprivatescareswerereallyabominablyannoying;asforinstanceafterIhadgottosleepfortheninthtimeperhaps-andthatwasnoeasymattereither,forIhadacrickinmynecksoagonisingthatIhadtosleepsittingup-Iheardnoisesasofamanbeingmurderedintheboys’house。Tobesure,saidI,thisisnothingagain,butifaman’sheadwasbeingtaken,thenoiseswouldbethesame!SoIhadtogetup,stiflemycriesofagonyfromthecrick,getmyrevolver,andcreepoutstealthilytotheboys’house。Andthereweretwoofthemsittingup,keepingwatchoftheirownaccordlikegoodboys,andwhilingthetimeoveragameofSweepi(Cascino-thewhistofourislanders)-andoneofthemwasourchampionidiot,Misifolo,andIsupposehewasholdingbadcards,andlosingallthetime-andthesenoiseswerehishumorousprotestsagainstFortune!

Well,excusethisexcursionintomy’blacksandchocolates。’

Itisthelast。YouwillhaveheardfromLysaghthowI

failedtowritelastmail。ThesaidLysaghtseemstomeaverynicefellow。Wewereonlysorryhecouldnotstaywithuslonger。Austincamebackfromschoollastweek,whichmadeagreattimefortheAmanuensis,youmaybesure。ThenonSaturday,theCURACOAcamein-samecommission,withallouroldfriends;andonSunday,asalreadymentioned,AustinandIwentdowntoserviceandhadlunchafterwardsinthewardroom。TheofficerswereawfullynicetoAustin;theyarethemostamiableshipintheworld;andafterlunchwehadapaperhandedroundonwhichweweretoguess,andsignourguess,ofthenumberofleavesonthepine-apple;Ineversawthisgamebefore,butitseemsitismuchpractisedintheQueen’sNavee。Whenallhavebetted,oneofthepartybeginstostripthepine-applehead,andthepersonwhoseguessisfurthestouthastopayforthesherry。MyequanimitywasdisturbedbyshoutsofTHEAMERICANCOMMODORE,andIfoundthatAustinhadenteredandlostaboutabottleofsherry!

Heturnedwithgreatcomposureandaddressedme。’IamafraidImustlooktoyou,UncleLouis。’TheSundaySchoolracketisonlyanexperimentwhichItookupattherequestofthelateAmericanLandCommissioner;Iamtryingitforamonth,andifIdoasillasIbelieve,andtheboysfinditonlyhalfastediousasIdo,Ithinkitwillendinamonth。

IhaveCARTEBLANCHE,andsaywhatIlike;butdoesanysinglesoulunderstandme?

Fannyisonthewholeverymuchbetter。Lloydhasbeenundertheweather,andgoesforamonthtotheSouthIslandofNewZealandforsomeska

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