Vailima Letters

第21章

AndIdon’tknowthatIhavemuchtoreport。ImayhavetoleaveforMalieassoonasthesemailpacketsaremadeup。

’Tisanecessity(ifitbeone)Iratherdeplore。IthinkI

shouldhavelikedtolazy;butIdaresayallitmeansisthedelayofadayorsoinharkingbacktoDavidBalfour;thatrespectableyouthchidesatbeingleft(whereheisnow)inGlasgowwiththeLordAdvocate,andafterfiveyearsintheBritishLinen,whoshallblamehim?IwasallforenoonyesterdaydowninApia,’dictating,andLloydtype-writing,theconclusionofSAMOA;andthenathomecorrectingtillthedinnerbell;andintheeveningagaintillelevenoftheclock。ThismorningIhavemadeupmostofmypackets,andI

thinkmymailisallreadybuttwomore,andthetagofthis。

Iwouldneverdeny(asD。Bmightsay)thatIwasrathertiredofit。ButIhaveadamnedgooddoseofthedevilinmypipe-stematomy;IhavehadmylittleholidayoutinginmykickatTHEYOUNGCHEVALIER,andIguessIcansettletoDAVIDBALFOURto-morroworFridaylikealittleman。I

wonderifanyonehadevermoreenergyuponsolittlestrength?-Iknowthereisafrost,theSamoabookcanonlyincreasethat-Ican’thelpit,thatbookisnotwrittenformebutforMissManners;butImeantobreakthatfrostinsidetwoyears,andpulloffabigsuccess,andVanitywhispersinmyearthatIhavethestrength。IfIhaven’t,whistleowerthelaveo’t!IcandowithoutgloryandperhapsthetimeisnotfaroffwhenIcandowithoutcorn。

Itisatimecomingsoonenough,anyway;andIhaveenduredsometwoandfortyyearswithoutpublicshame,andhadagoodtimeasIdidit。IfonlyIcouldsecureaviolentdeath,whatafinesuccess!Iwishtodieinmyboots;nomoreLandofCounterpaneforme。Tobedrowned,tobeshot,tobethrownfromahorse-ay,tobehanged,ratherthanpassagainthroughthatslowdissolution。

Ifancythisgloomyrambleiscausedbyatwingeofage;I

putonanunder-shirtyesterday(itwastheonlyoneIcouldfind)thatbarelycameundermytrousers;andjustbelowit,afinehealthyrheumatismhasnowsettledlikeafireinmyhip。Fromsuchsmallcausesdothesevaluableconsiderationsflow!

Ishallnowsayadieu,dearSir,havingtenruggedmilesbeforemeandthehorrorsofanativefeastandparliamentwithoutaninterpreter,forto-dayIgoalone。

Yoursever,

HOWamItoovertakeevents?OnWednesday,assoonasmymailwasfinished,Ihadawildwhirltolookforwardto。

Immediatelyafterdinner,Belle,LloydandI,setoutonhorseback,theytotheclub,ItoHaggard’s,thencetothehotelwhereIhadsupperreadyforthem。AllnextdaywehungroundApiawithourwholehouse-crowdinSundayarray,hopingforthemailsteamerwithamenagerieonboard。Nosuchluck;theshipdelayed;andatlast,aboutthree,Ihadtosendthemhomeagain,afailureofaday’spleasuringthatdoesnotbeartobediscussed。LloydwassosickenedthathereturnedthesamenighttoVailima,BelleandIheldon,satmostoftheeveningonthehotelverandahstrickensillywithfatigueanddisappointment,andgenuinesorrowforourpoorboysandgirls,andgottobedwithratherdismalappreciationsofthemorrow。

Theseweremorethanjustified,andyetIneverhadajollierdaythanFriday27th。By7。30BelleandIhadbreakfast;wehadscarcedonebeforemymotherwasatthedooronhorseback,andaboyatherheelstotakehernotverydashingchargerhomeagain。By8。10wewereallonthelandingpier,anditwas9。20beforewehadgotawayinaboatwithtwoinchesofgreenwoodonthekeelofher,norudder,nomast,nosail,noboatflag,twodefectiverowlocks,twowretchedapologiesforoars,andtwoboys-oneaTonganhalf-caste,oneawhitelad,sonoftheTongaschoolmaster,andasailorlad-topullus。AllthiswasourfirsttasteofthetendermerciesofTaylor(thesesquipidalianhalf-casteintroducedtwolettersback,I

believe)。WehadscarcegotroundMulinuuwhenSaleTaylor’sheartmisgavehim;hethoughtwehadmissedthetide;calledahalt,andsetoffashoretofindcanoes。Twowerefound;

inonemymotherandIwereembarkedwiththetwobiscuittins(mypresenttothefeast),andthebagwithourdryclothes,onwhichmymotherwasperched-andhercapwasonthetopofit-feminineheartspleasesympathise;allundertheguidanceofSale。IntheotherBelleandourguest;

Tauilo,achief-woman,themotherofmycook,weretohavefollowed。Andtheboysweretohavebeenleftwiththeboat。

ButTauilorefused。Andthefour,Belle,Tauilo,Frankthesailor-boy,andJimmietheTonganhalf-caste,setoffintheboatacrossthatrapidlyshoalingbayofthelag

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