Vailima Letters

第27章

Thisoughttohavegonelastmailandwasforgotten。MybestexcuseisthatIwasengagedinstartinganinfluenza,towhichclassofexploitourhouseholdhasbeensincethenentirelydedicated。Wehadeightcases,oneofthemverybad,andone-mine-complicatedwithmyoldfriendBluidyJack。LuckilyneitherFanny,LloydorBelletooktheconfoundedthing,andtheywereabletorunthehouseholdandnursethesicktoadmiration。

Someofourboysbehavedlikerealtrumps。PerhapstheprettiestperformancewasthatofourexcellentHenrySimele,or,aswesometimescallhim,DavyBalfour。Henry,Imaunpremeese,isachief;thehumblestSamoanrecoilsfromemptyingslopsasyouwouldfromcheatingatcards;nowthelastnightsofourbadtimewhenwehadsevendowntogether,itwasenoughtohavemadeanybodylaughorcrytoseeHenrygoingtheroundswithaslop-bucketandgoinginsidethemosquitonetofeachofthesick,ProtestantandCatholicalike,topraywiththem。

ImusttellyouthatinmysicknessIhadahugealleviationandbegananewstory。ThisIamwritingbydictation,andreallythinkitisanartIcanmanagetoacquire。Thereliefisbeyonddescription;itisjustlikeaschool-treattomeandtheamanuensisbearsupextraordinar’。ThestoryistobecalledST。IVES;Igiveyouyourchoicewhetherornotitshouldbearthesubtitle,’ExperiencesofaFrenchprisonerinEngland。’Wewerejustgettingonsplendidlywithit,whenthiscursedmailarrivedandrequirestobeattendedto。ItlookstomeverylikeasifSt。Iveswouldbereadybeforeanyoftheothers,butyouknowmeandhowimpossibleitisIshouldpredict。TheAmanuensishasherheadquiteturnedandbelievesherselftobetheauthorofthisnovel(andIStosomeextent)-andasthecreature(!)

hasnotbeenwhollyuselessinthematter(Itoldyouso!

A。M。)Iproposetofosterhervanitybyalittlecommemorationgift!ThenameoftheheroisAnnedeSt。Yves-heEnglisheshisnametoSt。Ivesduringhisescape。ItismyideatogetaringmadewhichshalleitherrepresentANNE

orA。S。Y。A。,ofcourse,wouldbeAmethystandS。Sapphire,whichismyfavouritestoneanywayandwasmyfather’sbeforeme。Butwhatwouldtheex-SladeprofessordoabouttheletterY?Orsupposehetooktheotherversion,howwouldhemeetthecase,thetwoN。’s?Thesethingsarebeyondmyknowledge,whichitwouldperhapsbemoredescriptivetocallignorance。ButIplacethematterinthemeanwhileunderyourconsiderationandbegtohearyourviews。IshalltellyouonsomeotheroccasionandwhentheA。M。isoutofhearinghowVERYmuchIproposetoinvestinthistestimonial;butImayaswellinformyouatoncethatI

intendittobecheap,sir,damnedcheap!Myideaofrunningamanuensesisbypraise,notpudding,flatteryandnotcoins!

Ishallsendyouwhenthetimeisripearingtomeasureby。

Toresumeoursadtale。AftertheothersevenwerealmostwhollyrecoveredHenrylaydowntoinfluenzaonhisownaccount。HeisbutjustbetteranditlooksasthoughFannywereabouttobringuptherear。Asforme,Iamallright,thoughIWASreducedtodictatingANNEinthedeafanddumbalphabet,whichIthinkyouwilladmitisaCOMBLE。

Politicsleavemeextraordinarycold。Itseemsthatsomuchofmypurposehascomeoff,andCedarcrantzandPilsacharesacked。Therestofithasallgonetowater。Thetriple-

headedassathome,inhisplenitudeofignorance,preferstocollectthetaxesandscattertheMataafasbyforceorthethreatofforce。Itmaysucceed,andIsupposeitwill。Itisnonethelessforthatexpensive,harsh,unpopularandunsettling。Iamyoungenoughtohavebeenannoyed,andaltogetherejectandrenegatethewholeideaofpoliticalaffairs。Successinthatfieldappearstobetheorganisationoffailureenlivenedwithdefamationofcharacter;and,muchasIlovepicklesandhotwater(inyourtruephrase)IshalltakemypicklesinfuturefromCrosseandBlackwellandmyhotwaterwithadoseofgoodGlenlivat。

Donotbotheratallaboutthewall-papers。Wehavehadthewholeofournewhousevarnished,anditlooksbeautiful。I

wish

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