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第30章

Meheviactedassupremelordovertheplace,spendingthegreaterportionofhistimethere:andoftenwhen,atparticularhoursoftheday,itwasdesertedbynearlyeveryoneelseexcepttheverd-antiquelookingcentenarians,whowerefixturesinthebuilding,thechiefhimselfwassuretobefoundenjoyinghis“otiumcumdignitate“upontheluxuriousmatswhichcoveredthefloor。

WheneverImademyappearanceheinvariablyrose,and,likeagentlemandoingthehonoursofhismansion,invitedmetoreposemyselfwhereverIpleased,andcallingout“tammaree!“(boy),alittlefellowwouldappear,andthenretiringforaninstant,returnwithsomesavourymess,fromwhichthechiefwouldpressmetoregalemyself。Totellthetruth,Meheviwasindebtedtotheexcellenceofhisviandsforthehonourofmyrepeatedvisits,-amatterwhichcannotappearsingular,whenitisborneinmindthatbachelors,alltheworldover,arefamousforservingupunexceptionalrepasts。

Oneday,ondrawingneartotheTi,Iobservedthatextensivepreparationsweregoingforward,plainlybetokeningsomeapproachingfestival。Someofthesymptomsremindedmeofthestirproducedamongthescullionsofalargehotel,whereagrandjubileedinnerisabouttobegiven。Thenativeswerehurryingabouthitherandthither,engagedinvariousduties;someluggingofftothestreamenormoushollowbamboos,forthepurposeoffillingthemwithwater;

otherschasingfurious-lookinghogsthroughthebushes,intheirendeavourstocapturethem;andnumbersemployedinkneadinggreatmountainsofpoee-poeeheapedupinhugewoodenvessels。

Afterobservingtheselivelyindicationsforawhile,IwasattractedtoaneighbouringgrovebyaprodigioussqueakingwhichI

heardthere。OnreachingthespotIfounditproceededfromalargehogwhichanumberofnativeswereforciblyholdingtotheearth,whileamuscularfellow,armedwithabludgeon,wasineffectuallyaimingmurderousblowsattheskulloftheunfortunateporker。Againandagainhemissedhiswrithingandstrugglingvictim,butthoughpuffingandpantingwithhisexertions,hestillcontinuedthem;andafterstrikingasufficientnumberofblowstohavedemolishedanentiredroveofoxen,withonecrashingstrokehelaidhimdeadathisfeet。

Withoutlettinganybloodfromthebody,itwasimmediatelycarriedtoafirewhichhadbeenkindlednearathand,andfoursavagestakingholdofthecarcassbyitslegs,passeditrapidlytoandfrointheflames。Inamomentthesmellofburningbristlesbetrayedtheobjectofthisprocedure。Havinggotthusfarinthematter,thebodywasremovedtoalittledistance;and,beingdisembowelled,theentrailswerelaidasideaschoiceparts,andthewholecarcassthoroughlywashedwithwater。Anamplethickgreencloth,composedofthelongthickleavesofaspeciesofpalmtree,ingeniouslytackedtogetherwithlittlepinsofbamboo,wasnowwasnowspreadupontheground,inwhichthebodybeingcarefullyrolled,itwasbornetoanovenpreviouslypreparedtoreceiveit。

Hereitwasatoncelaidupontheheatedstonesatthebottom,andcoveredwiththicklayersofleaves,thewholebeingquicklyhiddenfromsightbyamoundofearthraisedoverit。

SuchisthesummarystyleinwhichtheTypeesconvertperverse-mindedandrebellioushogsintothemostdocileandamiablepork;amorselofwhichplacedonthetonguemeltslikeasoftsmilefromthelipsofbeauty。

Icommendtheirpeculiarmodeofproceedingtotheconsiderationofallbutchers,cooks,andhousewives。ThehaplessporkerwhosefateIhavejustrehearsed,wasnottheonlyonewhosufferedonthatmemorableday。Manyadismalgrunt,manyanimploringsqueak,proclaimedwhatwasgoingonthroughoutthe

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