Little Men

第36章

Rob’scropwasfoursmallsquashesandoneimmensepumpkin。Itreallywasa“bouncer,“aseveryonesaid;andIassureyouthattwosmallpersonscouldsitonitsidebyside。Itseemedtohaveabsorbedallthegoodnessofthelittlegarden,andallthesunshinethatshonedownonit,andlaythereagreatround,goldenball,fullofrichsuggestionsofpumpkin-piesforweekstocome。Robbywassoproudofhismammothvegetablethathetookeveryonetoseeit,and,whenfrostsbegantonip,covereditupeachnightwithanoldbedquilt,tuckingitroundasifthepumpkinwasawell-belovedbaby。Thedayitwasgatheredhewouldletnoonetouchitbuthimself,andnearlybrokehisbacktuggingittothebarninhislittlewheelbarrow,withDickandDollyharnessedinfronttogiveaheaveupthepath。HismotherpromisedhimthattheThanksgiving-piesshouldbemadefromit,andhintedvaguelythatshehadaplaninherheadwhichwouldcovertheprizepumpkinanditsownerwithglory。

PoorBillyhadplantedcucumbers,butunfortunatelyhoedthemupandleftthepig-weed。Thismistakegrievedhimverymuchfortemminutes,thenheforgotallaboutit,andsowedahandfulofbrightbuttonswhichhehadcollected,evidentlythinkinginhisfeeblemindthattheyweremoney,andwouldcomeupandmultiply,sothathemightmakemanyquarters,asTommydid。Noonedisturbedhim,andhedidwhathelikedwithhisplot,whichsoonlookedasifaseriesofsmallearthquakeshadstirreditup。

Whenthegeneralharvest-daycame,hewouldhavehadnothingbutstonesandweedstoshow,ifkindoldAsiahadnothunghalf-a-dozenorangesonthedeadtreehestuckupinthemiddle。Billywasdelightedwithhiscrop;

andnoonespoiledhispleasureinthelittlemiraclewhichpitywroughtforhim,bymakingwitheredbranchesbearstrangefruit。

Stuffyhadvarioustrialswithhismelons;for,beingimpatienttotastethem,hehadasolitaryrevelbeforetheywereripe,andmadehimselfsoill,thatforadayortwoitseemeddoubtfulifhewouldevereatanymore。Buthepulledthroughit,andserveduphisfirstcantaloupewithouttastingamouthfulhimself。Theywereexcellentmelons,forhehadawarmslopeforthem,andtheyripenedfast。Thelastandbestwerelingeringonthevines,andStuffyhadannouncedthatheshouldsellthemtoaneighbor。

Thisdisappointedtheboys,whohadhopedtoeatthemelonsthemselves,andtheyexpressedtheirdispleasureinanewandstrikingmanner。Goingonemorningtogazeuponthethreefinewatermelonswhichhehadkeptforthemarket,Stuffywashorrifiedtofindtheword“PIG“cutinwhitelettersonthegreenrind,staringathimfromeveryone。Hewasinagreatrage,andflewtoMrs。Joforredress。Shelistened,condoledwithhim,andthensaid,­;

“Ifyouwanttoturnthelaugh,I’lltellyouhow,butyoumustgiveupthemelons。“

“Well,Iwill;forIcan’tthrashalltheboys,butI’dliketogivethemsomethingtoremember,themeansneaks,“growledStuff,stillinafume。

NowMrs。Jowasprettysurewhohaddonethetrick,forshehadseenthreeheadssuspiciouslyneartooneanotherinthesofa-cornertheeveningbefore;andwhentheseheadshadnoddedwithchucklesandwhispers,thisexperiencedwomanknewmischiefwasafoot。Amoonlightnight,arustlingintheoldcherry-treenearEmil’swindow,acutonTommy’sfinger,allhelpedtoconfirmhersuspicions;andhavingcooledStuffy’swrathalittle,shebadehimbringhismaltreatedmelonstoherroom,andsaynotawordtoanyoneofwhathadhappened。Hedidso,andthethreewagswereamazedtofindtheirjokesoquietlytaken。Itspoiltthefun,andtheentiredisappearanceofthemelonsmadethemuneasy。SodidStuffy’sgood-nature,forhelookedmoreplacidandplumpthanever,andsurveyedthemwithanairofcalmpitythatperplexedthemverymuch。

Atdinner-timetheydiscoveredwhy;forthenStuffy’svengeancefelluponthem,andthelaughwasturnedagainstthem。Whenthepuddingwaseaten,andthefruitwasputon,MaryAnnre-appearedinahighstateofgiggle,bearingalargewatermelon;Silasfollowedwithanother;andDanbroughtuptherearwithathird。Onewasplacedbeforeeachofthethreeguiltylads;andtheyreadonthesmoothgreenskinsthisadditiontotheirownwork,“WiththecomplimentsofthePIG。“Everyoneelsereaditalso,andthewho

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