Twelve Stories and a Dream

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“Waitabit,“saidMr。Brisher。“Isay,I’dmademyplan。Thatputthekyboshononebit,butitdidn’t’urtthegeneralschemenotabit。

IwentandIfinishedthatrockerynextday,asthoughtherewasn’taSnackintheworld;cementedoverthestones,Idid,dabbeditgreenandeverythink。Iputadabofgreenjusttoshowwheretheboxwas。Theyallcameandlookedatit,andsai’owniceitwas——even’ewasabitsofterliketoseeit,andallhesaidwas,“It’sapityyoucan’talwaysworklikethat,thenyoumightgetsomethingdefinitetodo,“hesays。

“’Yes,’Isays——Icouldn’t’elpit——’Iputalotinthatrockery,’

Isays,likethat。See?’Iputalotinthatrockery’——meaning——“

“Isee,“saidI——forMr。Brisherisapttooverelaboratehisjokes。

“_’E_didn’t,“saidMr。Brisher。“Notthen,anyhow。

“Ar’ever——afterallthatwasover,offIsetforLondon……

OrfIsetforLondon。“

Pause。

“On’yIwasn’tgoingtonoLondon,“saidMr。Brisher,withsuddenanimation,andthrustinghisfaceintomine。“Nofear!WhatdoYOU

think?

“Ididn’tgonofurtherthanColchester——notayard。

“I’dleftthespadejustwhereIcouldfindit。I’dgoteverythingplannedandright。I’iredalittletrapinColchester,andpretendedIwantedtogotoIpswichandstopthenight,andcomebacknextday,andthechapI’ireditfrommademeleavetwosovringsonitrightaway,andoffIset。

“Ididn’tgotonoIpswichneither。

“Midnightthe’orseandtrapwas’itchedbythelittleroadthatranbythecottagewhere’elived——notsixtyyardsoff,itwasn’t——andIwasatitlikeagood’un。Itwasjestthenightforsuchgames——overcast——butatrifletoo’ot,andallroundtheskytherewassummerlightningandpresentlyathunderstorm。Downitcame。

Firstbigdropsinasortoffizzle,then’ail。Ikep’on。Iwhackedatit——Ididn’tdreamtheoldmanwould’ear。Ididn’teventroubletogoquietwiththespade,andthethunderandlightningand’ailseemedtoexcitemelike。Ishouldn’twonderifIwassinging。Igotso’ardatitIcleanforgotthethunderandthe’orseandtrap。I

precioussoongottheboxshowing,andstartedtoliftit“

“Heavy?“Isaid。

“Icouldn’tnomoreliftitthanfly。IWASsick。I’dneverthoughtofthatIgotregularwild——Itellyou,Icursed。Igotsortofoutrageous。Ididn’tthinkofdividingitlikefortheminute,andeventhenIcouldn’t’avetookmoneyaboutlooseinatrap。

Ihoistedoneendsortofwildlike,andoverthewholeshowwentwithatremenjousnoise。Perfecksmashofsilver。Andthenrightontheheelsofthat,Flash!Lightningliketheday!andtherewasthebackdooropenandtheoldmancomingdownthegardenwith’isbloomingoldgun。Hewasn’tnota’undredyardsaway!

“ItellyouIwasthatupset——Ididn’tthinkwhatIwasdoing。

Ineverstopped-noteventofillmypockets。Iwent

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