Twelve Stories and a Dream

第26章

“Why!Whatonearth?It’sSOAP!No!——youscoundrel。Don’tyoumovethathand。“

“It’ssoap,“saidMr。Ledbetter。“Fromyourwashstand。Nodoubtit——“

“Don’ttalk,“saidthestoutman。“Iseeit’ssoap。Ofallincrediblethings。“

“IfImightexplain——“

“Don’texplain。It’ssuretobealie,andthere’snotimeforexplanations。WhatwasIgoingtoaskyou?Ah!Haveyouanymates?“

“Inafewminutes,ifyou——“

“Haveyouanymates?Curseyou。IfyoustartanysoapypalaverI’llshoot。Haveyouanymates?“

“No,“saidMr。Ledbetter。

“Isupposeit’salie,“saidthestoutman。“Butyou’llpayforitifitis。Whythedeucedidn’tyoufloormewhenIcameupstairs?

Youwon’tgetachancetonow,anyhow。Fancygettingunderthebed!

Ireckonit’safaircop,anyhow,sofarasyouareconcerned。“

“Idon’tseehowIcouldproveanalibi,“remarkedMr。Ledbetter,tryingtoshowbyhisconversationthathewasaneducatedman。

Therewasapause。Mr。Ledbetterperceivedthatonachairbesidehiscaptorwasalargeblackbagonaheapofcrumpledpapers,andthatthereweretornandburntpapersonthetable。Andinfrontofthese,andarrangedmethodicallyalongtheedgewererowsandrowsoflittleyellowrouleaux——ahundredtimesmoregoldthanMr。

Ledbetterhadseeninallhislifebefore。Thelightoftwocandles,insilvercandlesticks,felluponthese。Thepausecontinued。“Itisratherfatiguingholdingupmyhandslikethis,“saidMr。Ledbetter,withadeprecatorysmile。

“That’sallright,“saidthefatman。“ButwhattodowithyouIdon’texactlyknow。“

“Iknowmypositionisambiguous。“

“Lord!“saidthefatman,“ambiguous!Andgoesaboutwithhisownsoap,andwearsathunderinggreatclericalcollar。YouAREabloomingburglar,youare——ifevertherewasone!“

“Tobestrictlyaccurate,“saidMr。Ledbetter,andsuddenlyhisglassesslippedoffandclatteredagainsthisvestbuttons。

Thefatmanchangedcountenance,aflashofsavageresolutioncrossedhisface,andsomethingintherevolverclicked。Heputhisotherhandtotheweapon。AndthenhelookedatMr。Ledbetter,andhiseyewentdowntothedroppedpince-nez。

“Full-cocknow,anyhow,“saidthefatman,afterapause,andhisbreathseemedtocatch。“ButI’lltellyou,you’veneverbeensoneardeathbefore。Lord!I’Malmostglad。Ifithadn’tbeenthattherevolverwasn’tcockedyou’dbelyingdeadtherenow。“

Mr。Ledbettersaidnothing,buthefeltthattheroomwasswaying。

“Amissisasgoodasamile。It’sluckyforbothofusitwasn’t。

Lord!“Heblewnoisily。“There’snoneedforyoutogopale-greenforalittlethinglikethat。“

“IfIcanassureyou,sir——“saidMr。Ledbetter,withaneffort。

“There’sonlyonethingtodo。IfIcallinthepolice,I’mbust——

alittlegameI’vegotonisbust。Thatwon’tdo。If

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