下载辰思小说免费APP
Afterthismannerwecontinuedintheislandfortendays,mostpartofeverydaywiththegovernor,andatnightinourlodging。
Isoongrewsofamiliarizedtothesightofspirits,thatafterthethirdorfourthtimetheygavemenoemotionatall:or,ifIhadanyapprehensionsleft,mycuriosityprevailedoverthem。
Forhishighnessthegovernororderedme"tocallupwhateverpersonsIwouldchoosetoname,andinwhatevernumbers,amongallthedeadfromthebeginningoftheworldtothepresenttime,andcommandthemtoansweranyquestionsIshouldthinkfittoask;withthiscondition,thatmyquestionsmustbeconfinedwithinthecompassofthetimestheylivedin。AndonethingI
mightdependupon,thattheywouldcertainlytellmethetruth,forlyingwasatalentofnouseinthelowerworld。"
Imademyhumbleacknowledgmentstohishighnessforsogreatafavour。Wewereinachamber,fromwhencetherewasafairprospectintothepark。Andbecausemyfirstinclinationwastobeentertainedwithscenesofpompandmagnificence,IdesiredtoseeAlexandertheGreatattheheadofhisarmy,justafterthebattleofArbela:which,uponamotionofthegovernor\'sfinger,immediatelyappearedinalargefield,underthewindowwherewestood。Alexanderwascalledupintotheroom:itwaswithgreatdifficultythatIunderstoodhisGreek,andhadbutlittleofmyown。Heassuredmeuponhishonour"thathewasnotpoisoned,butdiedofabadfeverbyexcessivedrinking。"
Next,IsawHannibalpassingtheAlps,whotoldme"hehadnotadropofvinegarinhiscamp。"
IsawCaesarandPompeyattheheadoftheirtroops,justreadytoengage。Isawtheformer,inhislastgreattriumph。I
desiredthatthesenateofRomemightappearbeforeme,inonelargechamber,andanassemblyofsomewhatalaterageincounterview,inanother。Thefirstseemedtobeanassemblyofheroesanddemigods;theother,aknotofpedlars,pick-pockets,highwayman,andbullies。
Thegovernor,atmyrequest,gavethesignforCaesarandBrutustoadvancetowardsus。IwasstruckwithaprofoundvenerationatthesightofBrutus,andcouldeasilydiscoverthemostconsummatevirtue,thegreatestintrepidityandfirmnessofmind,thetruestloveofhiscountry,andgeneralbenevolenceformankind,ineverylineamentofhiscountenance。Iobserved,withmuchpleasure,thatthesetwopersonswereingoodintelligencewitheachother;andCaesarfreelyconfessedtome,"thatthegreatestactionsofhisownlifewerenotequal,bymanydegrees,tothegloryoftakingitaway。"IhadthehonourtohavemuchconversationwithBrutus;andwastold,"thathisancestorJunius,Socrates,Epaminondas,Catotheyounger,SirThomasMore,andhimselfwereperpetuallytogether:"asextumvirate,towhichalltheagesoftheworldcannotaddaseventh。
ItwouldbetedioustotroublethereaderwithrelatingwhatvastnumbersofillustriouspersonswerecalleduptogratifythatinsatiabledesireIhadtoseetheworldineveryperiodofantiquityplacedbeforeme。Ichieflyfedmineeyeswithbeholdingthedestroyersoftyrantsandusurpers,andtherestorersoflibertytooppressedandinjurednations。ButitisimpossibletoexpressthesatisfactionIreceivedinmyownmind,aftersuchamannerastomakeitasuitableentertainmenttothereader。
CHAPTERVIII。
[AfurtheraccountofGlubbdubdrib。Ancientandmodernhistorycorrected。]
Havingadesiretoseethoseancientswhoweremostrenownedforwitandlearning,Isetapartonedayonpurpose。IproposedthatHomerandAristotlemightappearattheheadofalltheircommentators;buttheseweresonumerous,thatsomehundredswereforcedtoattendinthecourt,andoutwardroomsofthepalace。
Iknew,andcoulddistinguishthosetwoheroes,atfirstsight,notonlyfromthecrowd,butfromeachother。Homerwasthetallerandcomelierpersonofthetwo,walkedveryerectforoneofhisage,andhiseyeswerethemostquickandpiercingIeverbeheld。Aristotlestoopedmuch,andmadeuseofastaff。Hisvisagewasmeagre,hishairlankandthin,andhisvoicehollow。
Isoondiscoveredthatbothofthemwereperfectstrangerstotherestofthecompany,andhadneverseenorheardofthembefore;
andIhadawhisperfromaghostwhoshallbenameless,"thatthesecommentatorsalwayskeptinthemostdistantquartersfromtheirprincipals,inthelowerworld,throughaconsciousnessofshameandguilt,becausetheyhadsohorriblymisrepresentedthemeaningofthoseauthorstoposterity。"IintroducedDidymusandEustathiustoHomer,andprevailedonhimtotreatthembetterthanperhapstheydeserved,forhesoonfoundtheywantedageniustoenterintothespiritofapoet。ButAristotlewasoutofallpatiencewiththeaccountIgavehimofScotusandRamus,asIpresentedthemtohim;andheaskedthem,"whethertherestofthetribewereasgreatduncesasthemselves?"
IthendesiredthegovernortocallupDescartesandGassendi,withwhomIprevailedtoexplaintheirsystemstoAristotle。
Thisgreatphilosopherfreelyacknowledgedhisownmistakesinnaturalphilosophy,becauseheproceededinmanythingsuponconjecture,asallmenmustdo;andhefoundthatGassendi,whohadmadethedoctrineofEpicurusaspalatableashecould,andthevorticesofDescartes,wereequallytobeexploded。HepredictedthesamefatetoATTRACTION,whereofthepresentlearnedaresuchzealousasserters。Hesaid,"thatnewsystemsofnaturewerebutnewfashions,whichwouldvaryineveryage;
andeventhose,whopretendtodemonstratethemfrommathematicalprinciples,wouldflourishbutashortperiodoftime,andbeoutofvoguewhenthatwasdetermined。"
Ispentfivedaysinconversingwithmanyothersoftheancientlearned。IsawmostofthefirstRomanemperors。IprevailedonthegovernortocallupHeliogabalus\'scookstodressusadinner,buttheycouldnotshowusmuchoftheirskill,forwantofmaterials。AhelotofAgesilausmadeusadishofSpartanbroth,butIwasnotabletogetdownasecondspoonful。
Thetwogentlemen,whoconductedmetotheisland,werepressedbytheirprivateaffairstoreturninthreedays,whichI
employedinseeingsomeofthemoderndead,whohadmadethegreatestfigure,fortwoorthreehundredyearspast,inourownandothercountriesofEurope;andhavingbeenalwaysagreatadmirerofoldillustriousfamilies,Idesiredthegovernorwouldcallupadozenortwoofkings,withtheirancestorsinorderforeightorninegenerations。Butmydisappointmentwasgrievousandunexpected。For,insteadofalongtrainwithroyaldiadems,Isawinonefamilytwofiddlers,threesprucecourtiers,andanItalianprelate。Inanother,abarber,anabbot,andtwocardinals。Ihavetoogreatavenerationforcrownedheads,todwellanylongeronsoniceasubject。Butastocounts,marquises,dukes,earls,andthelike,Iwasnotsoscrupulous。AndIconfess,itwasnotwithoutsomepleasure,thatIfoundmyselfabletotracetheparticularfeatures,bywhichcertainfamiliesaredistinguished,uptotheiroriginals。
Icouldplainlydiscoverwhenceonefamilyderivesalongchin;
whyasecondhasaboundedwithknavesfortwogenerations,andfoolsfortwomore;whyathirdhappenedtobecrack-brained,andafourthtobesharpers;whenceitcame,whatPolydoreVirgilsaysofacertaingreathouse,NECVIRFORTIS,NECFOEMINACASTA;
howcruelty,falsehood,andcowardice,grewtobecharacteristicsbywhichcertainfamiliesaredistinguishedasmuchasbytheircoatsofarms;whofirstbroughtthepoxintoanoblehouse,whichhaslineallydescendedscrofuloustumourstotheirposterity。NeithercouldIwonderatallthis,whenIsawsuchaninterruptionoflineages,bypages,lackeys,valets,coachmen,gamesters,fiddlers,players,captains,andpickpockets。
Iwaschieflydisgustedwithmodernhistory。Forhavingstrictlyexaminedallthepersonsofgreatestnameinthecourtsofprinces,forahundredyearspast,Ifoundhowtheworldhadbeenmisledbyprostitutewriters,toascribethegreatestexploitsinwar,tocowards;thewisestcounsel,tofools;sincerity,toflatterers;Romanvirtue,tobetrayersoftheircountry;piety,toatheists;chastity,tosodomites;truth,toinformers:howmanyinnocentandexcellentpersonshadbeencondemnedtodeathorbanishmentbythepractisingofgreatministersuponthecorruptionofjudges,andthemaliceoffactions:howmanyvillainshadbeenexaltedtothehighestplacesoftrust,power,dignity,andprofit:howgreatashareinthemotionsandeventsofcourts,councils,andsenatesmightbechallengedbybawds,whores,pimps,parasites,andbuffoons。HowlowanopinionIhadofhumanwisdomandintegrity,whenIwastrulyinformedofthespringsandmotivesofgreatenterprisesandrevolutionsintheworld,andofthecontemptibleaccidentstowhichtheyowedtheirsuccess。
HereIdiscoveredtherogueryandignoranceofthosewhopretendtowriteanecdotes,orsecrethistory;whosendsomanykingstotheirgraveswithacupofpoison;willrepeatthediscoursebetweenaprinceandchiefminister,wherenowitnesswasby;
unlockthethoughtsandcabinetsofambassadorsandsecretariesofstate;andhavetheperpetualmisfortunetobemistaken。HereIdiscoveredthetruecausesofmanygreateventsthathavesurprisedtheworld;howawhorecangoverntheback-stairs,theback-stairsacouncil,andthecouncilasenate。Ageneralconfessed,inmypresence,"thathegotavictorypurelybytheforceofcowardiceandillconduct;"andanadmiral,"that,forwantofproperintelligence,hebeattheenemy,towhomheintendedtobetraythefleet。"Threekingsprotestedtome,"thatintheirwholereignstheyneverdidoncepreferanypersonofmerit,unlessbymistake,ortreacheryofsomeministerinwhomtheyconfided;neitherwouldtheydoitiftheyweretoliveagain:"andtheyshowed,withgreatstrengthofreason,"thattheroyalthronecouldnotbesupportedwithoutcorruption,becausethatpositive,confident,restifftemper,whichvirtueinfusedintoaman,wasaperpetualclogtopublicbusiness。"
Ihadthecuriositytoinquireinaparticularmanner,bywhatmethodsgreatnumbershadprocuredtothemselveshightitlesofhonour,andprodigiousestates;andIconfinedmyinquirytoaverymodernperiod:however,withoutgratinguponpresenttimes,becauseIwouldbesuretogivenooffenceeventoforeigners(forIhopethereaderneednotbetold,thatIdonotintheleastintendmyowncountry,inwhatIsayuponthisoccasion,)agreatnumberofpersonsconcernedwerecalledup;and,uponaveryslightexamination,discoveredsuchasceneofinfamy,thatIcannotreflectuponitwithoutsomeseriousness。Perjury,oppression,subornation,fraud,pandarism,andthelikeinfirmities,wereamongthemostexcusableartstheyhadtomention;andfortheseIgave,asitwasreasonable,greatallowance。Butwhensomeconfessedtheyowedtheirgreatnessandwealthtosodomy,orincest;others,totheprostitutingoftheirownwivesanddaughters;others,tothebetrayingoftheircountryortheirprince;some,topoisoning;moretothepervertingofjustice,inordertodestroytheinnocent,IhopeI
maybepardoned,ifthesediscoveriesinclinedmealittletoabateofthatprofoundveneration,whichIamnaturallyapttopaytopersonsofhighrank,whooughttobetreatedwiththeutmostrespectduetotheirsublimedignity,byustheirinferiors。
Ihadoftenreadofsomegreatservicesdonetoprincesandstates,anddesiredtoseethepersonsbywhomthoseserviceswereperformed。UponinquiryIwastold,"thattheirnamesweretobefoundonnorecord,exceptafewofthem,whomhistoryhasrepresentedasthevilestofroguesandtraitors。"Astotherest,Ihadneveronceheardofthem。Theyallappearedwithdejectedlooks,andinthemeanesthabit;mostofthemtellingme,"theydiedinpovertyanddisgrace,andtherestonascaffoldoragibbet。"
Amongothers,therewasoneperson,whosecaseappearedalittlesingular。Hehadayouthabouteighteenyearsoldstandingbyhisside。Hetoldme,"hehadformanyyearsbeencommanderofaship;andintheseafightatActiumhadthegoodfortunetobreakthroughtheenemy\'sgreatlineofbattle,sinkthreeoftheircapitalships,andtakeafourth,whichwasthesolecauseofAntony\'sflight,andofthevictorythatensued;thattheyouthstandingbyhim,hisonlyson,waskilledintheaction。"
Headded,"thatupontheconfidenceofsomemerit,thewarbeingatanend,hewenttoRome,andsolicitedatthecourtofAugustustobepreferredtoagreatership,whosecommanderhadbeenkilled;but,withoutanyregardtohispretensions,itwasgiventoaboywhohadneverseenthesea,thesonofLibertina,whowaitedononeoftheemperor\'smistresses。Returningbacktohisownvessel,hewaschargedwithneglectofduty,andtheshipgiventoafavouritepageofPublicola,thevice-admiral;
whereuponheretiredtoapoorfarmatagreatdistancefromRome,andthereendedhislife。"Iwassocurioustoknowthetruthofthisstory,thatIdesiredAgrippamightbecalled,whowasadmiralinthatfight。Heappeared,andconfirmedthewholeaccount:butwithmuchmoreadvantagetothecaptain,whosemodestyhadextenuatedorconcealedagreatpartofhismerit。
Iwassurprisedtofindcorruptiongrownsohighandsoquickinthatempire,bytheforceofluxurysolatelyintroduced;whichmademelesswonderatmanyparallelcasesinothercountries,wherevicesofallkindshavereignedsomuchlonger,andwherethewholepraise,aswellaspillage,hasbeenengrossedbythechiefcommander,whoperhapshadtheleasttitletoeither。
Aseverypersoncalledupmadeexactlythesameappearancehehaddoneintheworld,itgavememelancholyreflectionstoobservehowmuchtheraceofhumankindwasdegeneratedamonguswithinthesehundredyearspast;howthepox,underallitsconsequencesanddenominationshadalteredeverylineamentofanEnglishcountenance;shortenedthesizeofbodies,unbracedthenerves,relaxedthesinewsandmuscles,introducedasallowcomplexion,andrenderedthefleshlooseandrancid。
Idescendedsolow,astodesiresomeEnglishyeomanoftheoldstampmightbesummonedtoappear;oncesofamousforthesimplicityoftheirmanners,diet,anddress;forjusticeintheirdealings;fortheirtruespiritofliberty;fortheirvalour,andloveoftheircountry。NeithercouldIbewhollyunmoved,aftercomparingthelivingwiththedead,whenI
consideredhowallthesepurenativevirtueswereprostitutedforapieceofmoneybytheirgrand-children;who,insellingtheirvotesandmanagingatelections,haveacquiredeveryviceandcorruptionthatcanpossiblybelearnedinacourt。
CHAPTERIX。
[TheauthorreturnstoMaldonada。SailstothekingdomofLuggnagg。Theauthorconfined。Heissentfortocourt。Themannerofhisadmittance。Theking\'sgreatlenitytohissubjects。]
Thedayofourdeparturebeingcome,Itookleaveofhishighness,theGovernorofGlubbdubdrib,andreturnedwithmytwocompanionstoMaldonada,where,afterafortnight\'swaiting,ashipwasreadytosailforLuggnagg。Thetwogentlemen,andsomeothers,weresogenerousandkindastofurnishmewithprovisions,andseemeonboard。Iwasamonthinthisvoyage。
Wehadoneviolentstorm,andwereunderanecessityofsteeringwestwardtogetintothetradewind,whichholdsforabovesixtyleagues。Onthe21stofApril,1708,wesailedintotheriverofClumegnig,whichisaseaporttown,atthesouth-eastpointofLuggnagg。Wecastanchorwithinaleagueofthetown,andmadeasignalforapilot。Twoofthemcameonboardinlessthanhalfanhour,bywhomwewereguidedbetweencertainshoalsandrocks,whichareverydangerousinthepassage,toalargebasin,whereafleetmayrideinsafetywithinacable\'slengthofthetown-wall。
Someofoursailors,whetheroutoftreacheryorinadvertence,hadinformedthepilots"thatIwasastranger,andgreattraveller;"whereofthesegavenoticetoacustom-houseofficer,bywhomIwasexaminedverystrictlyuponmylanding。ThisofficerspoketomeinthelanguageofBalnibarbi,which,bytheforceofmuchcommerce,isgenerallyunderstoodinthattown,especiallybyseamenandthoseemployedinthecustoms。Igavehimashortaccountofsomeparticulars,andmademystoryasplausibleandconsistentasIcould;butIthoughtitnecessarytodisguisemycountry,andcallmyselfaHollander;becausemyintentionswereforJapan,andIknewtheDutchweretheonlyEuropeanspermittedtoenterintothatkingdom。Ithereforetoldtheofficer,"thathavingbeenshipwreckedonthecoastofBalnibarbi,andcastonarock,IwasreceivedupintoLaputa,ortheflyingisland(ofwhichhehadoftenheard),andwasnowendeavouringtogettoJapan,whenceImightfindaconvenienceofreturningtomyowncountry。"Theofficersaid,"Imustbeconfinedtillhecouldreceiveordersfromcourt,forwhichhewouldwriteimmediately,andhopedtoreceiveananswerinafortnight。"Iwascarriedtoaconvenientlodgingwithasentryplacedatthedoor;however,Ihadthelibertyofalargegarden,andwastreatedwithhumanityenough,beingmaintainedallthetimeattheking\'scharge。Iwasinvitedbyseveralpersons,chieflyoutofcuriosity,becauseitwasreportedthatIcamefromcountriesveryremote,ofwhichtheyhadneverheard。
Ihiredayoungman,whocameinthesameship,tobeaninterpreter;hewasanativeofLuggnagg,buthadlivedsomeyearsatMaldonada,andwasaperfectmasterofbothlanguages。
Byhisassistance,Iwasabletoholdaconversationwiththosewhocametovisitme;butthisconsistedonlyoftheirquestions,andmyanswers。
Thedespatchcamefromcourtaboutthetimeweexpected。ItcontainedawarrantforconductingmeandmyretinuetoTRALDRAGDUBH,orTRILDROGDRIB(foritispronouncedbothwaysasnearasIcanremember),byapartyoftenhorse。Allmyretinuewasthatpoorladforaninterpreter,whomIpersuadedintomyservice,and,atmyhumblerequest,wehadeachofusamuletorideon。Amessengerwasdespatchedhalfaday\'sjourneybeforeus,togivethekingnoticeofmyapproach,andtodesire,"thathismajestywouldpleasetoappointadayandhour,whenitwouldbyhisgraciouspleasurethatImighthavethehonourtolickthedustbeforehisfootstool。"Thisisthecourtstyle,andIfoundittobemorethanmatterofform:for,uponmyadmittancetwodaysaftermyarrival,Iwascommandedtocrawluponmybelly,andlickthefloorasIadvanced;but,onaccountofmybeingastranger,carewastakentohaveitmadesoclean,thatthedustwasnotoffensive。However,thiswasapeculiargrace,notallowedtoanybutpersonsofthehighestrank,whentheydesireanadmittance。Nay,sometimesthefloorisstrewedwithdustonpurpose,whenthepersontobeadmittedhappenstohavepowerfulenemiesatcourt;andIhaveseenagreatlordwithhismouthsocrammed,thatwhenhehadcrepttotheproperdistancefromthethrone;hewasnotabletospeakaword。Neitheristhereanyremedy;becauseitiscapitalforthose,whoreceiveanaudiencetospitorwipetheirmouthsinhismajesty\'spresence。Thereisindeedanothercustom,whichIcannotaltogetherapproveof:
whenthekinghasamindtoputanyofhisnoblestodeathinagentleindulgentmanner,hecommandsthefloortobestrewedwithacertainbrownpowderofadeadlycomposition,whichbeinglickedup,infalliblykillshimintwenty-fourhours。Butinjusticetothisprince\'sgreatclemency,andthecarehehasofhissubjects\'lives(whereinitweremuchtobewishedthattheMonarchsofEuropewouldimitatehim),itmustbementionedforhishonour,thatstrictordersaregiventohavetheinfectedpartsofthefloorwellwashedaftereverysuchexecution,which,ifhisdomesticsneglect,theyareindangerofincurringhisroyaldispleasure。Imyselfheardhimgivedirections,thatoneofhispagesshouldbewhipped,whoseturnitwastogivenoticeaboutwashingthefloorafteranexecution,butmaliciouslyhadomittedit;bywhichneglectayounglordofgreathopes,comingtoanaudience,wasunfortunatelypoisoned,althoughthekingatthattimehadnodesignagainsthislife。Butthisgoodprincewassograciousastoforgivethepoorpagehiswhipping,uponpromisethathewoulddosonomore,withoutspecialorders。
Toreturnfromthisdigression。WhenIhadcreptwithinfouryardsofthethrone,Iraisedmyselfgentlyuponmyknees,andthenstrikingmyforeheadseventimesagainsttheground,I
pronouncedthefollowingwords,astheyhadbeentaughtmethenightbefore,INCKPLINGGLOFFTHROBBSQUUTSERUMMBLHIOPMLASHNALT
ZWINTNODBALKUFFHSLHIOPHADGURDLUBHASHT。Thisisthecompliment,establishedbythelawsoftheland,forallpersonsadmittedtotheking\'spresence。ItmayberenderedintoEnglishthus:"Mayyourcelestialmajestyoutlivethesun,elevenmoonsandahalf!"Tothisthekingreturnedsomeanswer,which,althoughIcouldnotunderstand,yetIrepliedasIhadbeendirected:FLUFTDRINYALERICKDWULDOMPRASTRADMIRPUSH,whichproperlysignifies,"Mytongueisinthemouthofmyfriend;"andbythisexpressionwasmeant,thatIdesiredleavetobringmyinterpreter;whereupontheyoungmanalreadymentionedwasaccordinglyintroduced,bywhoseinterventionIansweredasmanyquestionsashismajestycouldputinaboveanhour。IspokeintheBalnibarbiantongue,andmyinterpreterdeliveredmymeaninginthatofLuggnagg。
Thekingwasmuchdelightedwithmycompany,andorderedhisBLIFFMARKLUB,orhigh-chamberlain,toappointalodginginthecourtformeandmyinterpreter;withadailyallowanceformytable,andalargepurseofgoldformycommonexpenses。
Istaidthreemonthsinthiscountry,outofperfectobediencetohismajesty;whowaspleasedhighlytofavourme,andmademeveryhonourableoffers。ButIthoughtitmoreconsistentwithprudenceandjusticetopasstheremainderofmydayswithmywifeandfamily。
CHAPTERX。
[TheLuggnaggianscommended。AparticulardescriptionoftheStruldbrugs,withmanyconversationsbetweentheauthorandsomeeminentpersonsuponthatsubject。]
TheLuggnaggiansareapoliteandgenerouspeople;andalthoughtheyarenotwithoutsomeshareofthatpridewhichispeculiartoallEasterncountries,yettheyshowthemselvescourteoustostrangers,especiallysuchwhoarecountenancedbythecourt。I
hadmanyacquaintance,andamongpersonsofthebestfashion;andbeingalwaysattendedbymyinterpreter,theconversationwehadwasnotdisagreeable。
Oneday,inmuchgoodcompany,Iwasaskedbyapersonofquality,"whetherIhadseenanyoftheirSTRULDBRUGS,orimmortals?"Isaid,"Ihadnot;"anddesiredhewouldexplaintome"whathemeantbysuchanappellation,appliedtoamortalcreature。"Hetoldme"thatsometimes,thoughveryrarely,achildhappenedtobeborninafamily,witharedcircularspotintheforehead,directlyoverthelefteyebrow,whichwasaninfalliblemarkthatitshouldneverdie。"Thespot,ashedescribedit,"wasaboutthecompassofasilverthreepence,butinthecourseoftimegrewlarger,andchangeditscolour;forattwelveyearsolditbecamegreen,socontinuedtillfiveandtwenty,thenturnedtoadeepblue:atfiveandfortyitgrewcoalblack,andaslargeasanEnglishshilling;butneveradmittedanyfurtheralteration。"Hesaid,"thesebirthsweresorare,thathedidnotbelievetherecouldbeaboveelevenhundredstruldbrugs,ofbothsexes,inthewholekingdom;ofwhichhecomputedaboutfiftyinthemetropolis,and,amongtherest,ayounggirlborn;aboutthreeyearsago:thattheseproductionswerenotpeculiartoanyfamily,butamereeffectofchance;andthechildrenoftheSTRULDBRUGSthemselveswereequallymortalwiththerestofthepeople。"
Ifreelyownmyselftohavebeenstruckwithinexpressibledelight,uponhearingthisaccount:andthepersonwhogaveitmehappeningtounderstandtheBalnibarbianlanguage,whichI
spokeverywell,Icouldnotforbearbreakingoutintoexpressions,perhapsalittletooextravagant。Icriedout,asinarapture,"Happynation,whereeverychildhathatleastachanceforbeingimmortal!Happypeople,whoenjoysomanylivingexamplesofancientvirtue,andhavemastersreadytoinstructtheminthewisdomofallformerages!buthappiest,beyondallcomparison,arethoseexcellentSTRULDBRUGS,who,beingbornexemptfromthatuniversalcalamityofhumannature,havetheirmindsfreeanddisengaged,withouttheweightanddepressionofspiritscausedbythecontinualapprehensionsofdeath!"IdiscoveredmyadmirationthatIhadnotobservedanyoftheseillustriouspersonsatcourt;theblackspotontheforeheadbeingsoremarkableadistinction,thatIcouldnothaveeasilyoverlookedit:anditwasimpossiblethathismajesty,amostjudiciousprince,shouldnotprovidehimselfwithagoodnumberofsuchwiseandablecounsellors。Yetperhapsthevirtueofthosereverendsageswastoostrictforthecorruptandlibertinemannersofacourt:andweoftenfindbyexperience,thatyoungmenaretooopinionatedandvolatiletobeguidedbythesoberdictatesoftheirseniors。However,sincethekingwaspleasedtoallowmeaccesstohisroyalperson,Iwasresolved,upontheveryfirstoccasion,todelivermyopiniontohimonthismatterfreelyandatlarge,bythehelpofmyinterpreter;
andwhetherhewouldpleasetotakemyadviceornot,yetinonethingIwasdetermined,thathismajestyhavingfrequentlyofferedmeanestablishmentinthiscountry,Iwould,withgreatthankfulness,acceptthefavour,andpassmylifehereintheconversationofthosesuperiorbeingstheSTRULDBRUGS,iftheywouldpleasetoadmitme。"
ThegentlemantowhomIaddressedmydiscourse,because(asI
havealreadyobserved)hespokethelanguageofBalnibarbi,saidtome,withasortofasmilewhichusuallyarisesfrompitytotheignorant,"thathewasgladofanyoccasiontokeepmeamongthem,anddesiredmypermissiontoexplaintothecompanywhatI
hadspoke。"Hedidso,andtheytalkedtogetherforsometimeintheirownlanguage,whereofIunderstoodnotasyllable,neithercouldIobservebytheircountenances,whatimpressionmydiscoursehadmadeonthem。Afterashortsilence,thesamepersontoldme,"thathisfriendsandmine(sohethoughtfittoexpresshimself)wereverymuchpleasedwiththejudiciousremarksIhadmadeonthegreathappinessandadvantagesofimmortallife,andtheyweredesiroustoknow,inaparticularmanner,whatschemeoflivingIshouldhaveformedtomyself,ifithadfallentomylottohavebeenbornaSTRULDBRUG。"
Ianswered,"itwaseasytobeeloquentonsocopiousanddelightfulasubject,especiallytome,whohadbeenoftenapttoamusemyselfwithvisionsofwhatIshoulddo,ifIwereaking,ageneral,oragreatlord:anduponthisverycase,IhadfrequentlyrunoverthewholesystemhowIshouldemploymyself,andpassthetime,ifIweresuretoliveforever。
"That,ifithadbeenmygoodfortunetocomeintotheworldaSTRULDBRUG,assoonasIcoulddiscovermyownhappiness,byunderstandingthedifferencebetweenlifeanddeath,Iwouldfirstresolve,byallartsandmethods,whatsoever,toprocuremyselfriches。Inthepursuitofwhich,bythriftandmanagement,Imightreasonablyexpect,inabouttwohundredyears,tobethewealthiestmaninthekingdom。Inthesecondplace,Iwould,frommyearliestyouth,applymyselftothestudyofartsandsciences,bywhichIshouldarriveintimetoexcelallothersinlearning。Lastly,Iwouldcarefullyrecordeveryactionandeventofconsequence,thathappenedinthepublic,impartiallydrawthecharactersoftheseveralsuccessionsofprincesandgreatministersofstate,withmyownobservationsoneverypoint。Iwouldexactlysetdowntheseveralchangesincustoms,language,fashionsofdress,diet,anddiversions。Byallwhichacquirements,Ishouldbealivingtreasureofknowledgeandwisdom,andcertainlybecometheoracleofthenation。
"Iwouldnevermarryafterthreescore,butliveinahospitablemanner,yetstillonthesavingside。Iwouldentertainmyselfinforminganddirectingthemindsofhopefulyoungmen,byconvincingthem,frommyownremembrance,experience,andobservation,fortifiedbynumerousexamples,oftheusefulnessofvirtueinpublicandprivatelife。Butmychoiceandconstantcompanionsshouldbeasetofmyownimmortalbrotherhood;amongwhom,Iwouldelectadozenfromthemostancient,downtomyowncontemporaries。Whereanyofthesewantedfortunes,Iwouldprovidethemwithconvenientlodgesroundmyownestate,andhavesomeofthemalwaysatmytable;onlyminglingafewofthemostvaluableamongyoumortals,whomlengthoftimewouldhardenmetolosewithlittleornoreluctance,andtreatyourposterityafterthesamemanner;justasamandivertshimselfwiththeannualsuccessionofpinksandtulipsinhisgarden,withoutregrettingthelossofthosewhichwitheredtheprecedingyear。
"TheseSTRULDBRUGSandIwouldmutuallycommunicateourobservationsandmemorials,throughthecourseoftime;remarktheseveralgradationsbywhichcorruptionstealsintotheworld,andopposeitineverystep,bygivingperpetualwarningandinstructiontomankind;which,addedtothestronginfluenceofourownexample,wouldprobablypreventthatcontinualdegeneracyofhumannaturesojustlycomplainedofinallages。
"Addtothis,thepleasureofseeingthevariousrevolutionsofstatesandempires;thechangesinthelowerandupperworld;
ancientcitiesinruins,andobscurevillagesbecometheseatsofkings;famousriverslesseningintoshallowbrooks;theoceanleavingonecoastdry,andoverwhelminganother;thediscoveryofmanycountriesyetunknown;barbarityoverrunningthepolitestnations,andthemostbarbarousbecomecivilized。Ishouldthenseethediscoveryofthelongitude,theperpetualmotion,theuniversalmedicine,andmanyothergreatinventions,broughttotheutmostperfection。
"Whatwonderfuldiscoveriesshouldwemakeinastronomy,byoutlivingandconfirmingourownpredictions;byobservingtheprogressandreturnofcomets,withthechangesofmotioninthesun,moon,andstars!"
Ienlargeduponmanyothertopics,whichthenaturaldesireofendlesslife,andsublunaryhappiness,couldeasilyfurnishmewith。WhenIhadended,andthesumofmydiscoursehadbeeninterpreted,asbefore,totherestofthecompany,therewasagooddealoftalkamongtheminthelanguageofthecountry,notwithoutsomelaughteratmyexpense。Atlast,thesamegentlemanwhohadbeenmyinterpreter,said,"hewasdesiredbytheresttosetmerightinafewmistakes,whichIhadfallenintothroughthecommonimbecilityofhumannature,anduponthatallowancewaslessanswerableforthem。ThatthisbreedofSTRULDBRUGSwaspeculiartotheircountry,fortherewerenosuchpeopleeitherinBalnibarbiorJapan,wherehehadthehonourtobeambassadorfromhismajesty,andfoundthenativesinboththosekingdomsveryhardtobelievethatthefactwaspossible:anditappearedfrommyastonishmentwhenhefirstmentionedthemattertome,thatIreceiveditasathingwhollynew,andscarcelytobecredited。Thatinthetwokingdomsabovementioned,where,duringhisresidence,hehadconversedverymuch,heobservedlonglifetobetheuniversaldesireandwishofmankind。Thatwhoeverhadonefootinthegravewassuretoholdbacktheotherasstronglyashecould。Thattheoldesthadstillhopesoflivingonedaylonger,andlookedondeathasthegreatestevil,fromwhichnaturealwayspromptedhimtoretreat。OnlyinthisislandofLuggnaggtheappetiteforlivingwasnotsoeager,fromthecontinualexampleoftheSTRULDBRUGSbeforetheireyes。
"Thatthesystemoflivingcontrivedbyme,wasunreasonableandunjust;becauseitsupposedaperpetuityofyouth,health,andvigour,whichnomancouldbesofoolishtohope,howeverextravaganthemaybeinhiswishes。Thatthequestionthereforewasnot,whetheramanwouldchoosetobealwaysintheprimeofyouth,attendedwithprosperityandhealth;buthowhewouldpassaperpetuallifeunderalltheusualdisadvantageswhicholdagebringsalongwithit。Foralthoughfewmenwillavowtheirdesiresofbeingimmortal,uponsuchhardconditions,yetinthetwokingdomsbeforementioned,ofBalnibarbiandJapan,heobservedthateverymandesiredtoputoffdeathsometimelonger,letitapproacheversolate:andherarelyheardofanymanwhodiedwillingly,excepthewereincitedbytheextremityofgriefortorture。Andheappealedtome,whetherinthosecountriesIhadtravelled,aswellasmyown,Ihadnotobservedthesamegeneraldisposition。"
Afterthispreface,hegavemeaparticularaccountoftheSTRULDBRUGSamongthem。Hesaid,"theycommonlyactedlikemortalstillaboutthirtyyearsold;afterwhich,bydegrees,theygrewmelancholyanddejected,increasinginbothtilltheycametofourscore。Thishelearnedfromtheirownconfession:
forotherwise,therenotbeingabovetwoorthreeofthatspeciesborninanage,theyweretoofewtoformageneralobservationby。Whentheycametofourscoreyears,whichisreckonedtheextremityoflivinginthiscountry,theyhadnotonlyallthefolliesandinfirmitiesofotheroldmen,butmanymorewhicharosefromthedreadfulprospectofneverdying。Theywerenotonlyopinionative,peevish,covetous,morose,vain,talkative,butincapableoffriendship,anddeadtoallnaturalaffection,whichneverdescendedbelowtheirgrandchildren。Envyandimpotentdesiresaretheirprevailingpassions。Butthoseobjectsagainstwhichtheirenvyseemsprincipallydirected,arethevicesoftheyoungersortandthedeathsoftheold。Byreflectingontheformer,theyfindthemselvescutofffromallpossibilityofpleasure;andwhenevertheyseeafuneral,theylamentandrepinethatothershavegonetoaharbourofresttowhichtheythemselvesnevercanhopetoarrive。Theyhavenoremembranceofanythingbutwhattheylearnedandobservedintheiryouthandmiddle-age,andeventhatisveryimperfect;andforthetruthorparticularsofanyfact,itissafertodependoncommontradition,thanupontheirbestrecollections。Theleastmiserableamongthemappeartobethosewhoturntodotage,andentirelylosetheirmemories;thesemeetwithmorepityandassistance,becausetheywantmanybadqualitieswhichaboundinothers。
"IfaSTRULDBRUGhappentomarryoneofhisownkind,themarriageisdissolvedofcourse,bythecourtesyofthekingdom,assoonastheyoungerofthetwocomestobefourscore;forthelawthinksitareasonableindulgence,thatthosewhoarecondemned,withoutanyfaultoftheirown,toaperpetualcontinuanceintheworld,shouldnothavetheirmiserydoubledbytheloadofawife。
"Assoonastheyhavecompletedthetermofeightyyears,theyarelookedonasdeadinlaw;theirheirsimmediatelysucceedtotheirestates;onlyasmallpittanceisreservedfortheirsupport;andthepooronesaremaintainedatthepubliccharge。
Afterthatperiod,theyareheldincapableofanyemploymentoftrustorprofit;theycannotpurchaselands,ortakeleases;
neitheraretheyallowedtobewitnessesinanycause,eithercivilorcriminal,notevenforthedecisionofmeersandbounds。
"Atninety,theylosetheirteethandhair;theyhaveatthatagenodistinctionoftaste,buteatanddrinkwhatevertheycanget,withoutrelishorappetite。Thediseasestheyweresubjecttostillcontinue,withoutincreasingordiminishing。Intalking,theyforgetthecommonappellationofthings,andthenamesofpersons,evenofthosewhoaretheirnearestfriendsandrelations。Forthesamereason,theynevercanamusethemselveswithreading,becausetheirmemorywillnotservetocarrythemfromthebeginningofasentencetotheend;andbythisdefect,theyaredeprivedoftheonlyentertainmentwhereoftheymightotherwisebecapable。
Thelanguageofthiscountrybeingalwaysupontheflux,theSTRULDBRUGSofoneagedonotunderstandthoseofanother;
neitheraretheyable,aftertwohundredyears,toholdanyconversation(fartherthanbyafewgeneralwords)withtheirneighboursthemortals;andthustheylieunderthedisadvantageoflivinglikeforeignersintheirowncountry。"
ThiswastheaccountgivenmeoftheSTRULDBRUGS,asnearasI
canremember。Iafterwardssawfiveorsixofdifferentages,theyoungestnotabovetwohundredyearsold,whowerebroughttomeatseveraltimesbysomeofmyfriends;butalthoughtheyweretold,"thatIwasagreattraveller,andhadseenalltheworld,"
theyhadnottheleastcuriositytoaskmeaquestion;onlydesired"IwouldgivethemSLUMSKUDASK,"oratokenofremembrance;whichisamodestwayofbegging,toavoidthelaw,thatstrictlyforbidsit,becausetheyareprovidedforbythepublic,althoughindeedwithaveryscantyallowance。
Theyaredespisedandhatedbyallsortsofpeople。Whenoneofthemisborn,itisreckonedominous,andtheirbirthisrecordedveryparticularlysothatyoumayknowtheiragebyconsultingtheregister,which,however,hasnotbeenkeptaboveathousandyearspast,oratleasthasbeendestroyedbytimeorpublicdisturbances。Buttheusualwayofcomputinghowoldtheyare,isbyaskingthemwhatkingsorgreatpersonstheycanremember,andthenconsultinghistory;forinfalliblythelastprinceintheirminddidnotbeginhisreignaftertheywerefour-scoreyearsold。
TheywerethemostmortifyingsightIeverbeheld;andthewomenmorehorriblethanthemen。Besidestheusualdeformitiesinextremeoldage,theyacquiredanadditionalghastliness,inproportiontotheirnumberofyears,whichisnottobedescribed;andamonghalfadozen,Isoondistinguishedwhichwastheeldest,althoughtherewasnotaboveacenturyortwobetweenthem。
Thereaderwilleasilybelieve,thatfromwhatIhadhearandseen,mykeenappetiteforperpetuityoflifewasmuchabated。I
grewheartilyashamedofthepleasingvisionsIhadformed;andthoughtnotyrantcouldinventadeathintowhichIwouldnotrunwithpleasure,fromsuchalife。Thekingheardofallthathadpassedbetweenmeandmyfriendsuponthisoccasion,andralliedmeverypleasantly;wishingIcouldsendacoupleofSTRULDBRUGS
tomyowncountry,toarmourpeopleagainstthefearofdeath;
butthis,itseems,isforbiddenbythefundamentallawsofthekingdom,orelseIshouldhavebeenwellcontentwiththetroubleandexpenseoftransportingthem。
Icouldnotbutagree,thatthelawsofthiskingdomrelativetotheSTRULDBRUGSwerefoundeduponthestrongestreasons,andsuchasanyothercountrywouldbeunderthenecessityofenacting,inthelikecircumstances。Otherwise,asavariceisthenecessaryconsequenceofoldage,thoseimmortalswouldintimebecomeproprietorsofthewholenation,andengrossthecivilpower,which,forwantofabilitiestomanage,mustendintheruinofthepublic。
CHAPTERXI。
[TheauthorleavesLuggnagg,andsailstoJapan。FromthencehereturnsinaDutchshiptoAmsterdam,andfromAmsterdamtoEngland。]
IthoughtthisaccountoftheSTRULDBRUGSmightbesomeentertainmenttothereader,becauseitseemstobealittleoutofthecommonway;atleastIdonotremembertohavemetthelikeinanybookoftravelsthathascometomyhands:andifI
amdeceived,myexcusemustbe,thatitisnecessaryfortravellerswhodescribethesamecountry,veryoftentoagreeindwellingonthesameparticulars,withoutdeservingthecensureofhavingborrowedortranscribedfromthosewhowrotebeforethem。
ThereisindeedaperpetualcommercebetweenthiskingdomandthegreatempireofJapan;anditisveryprobable,thattheJapaneseauthorsmayhavegivensomeaccountoftheSTRULDBRUGS;butmystayinJapanwassoshort,andIwassoentirelyastrangertothelanguage,thatIwasnotqualifiedtomakeanyinquiries。
ButIhopetheDutch,uponthisnotice,willbecuriousandableenoughtosupplymydefects。
Hismajestyhavingoftenpressedmetoacceptsomeemploymentinhiscourt,andfindingmeabsolutelydeterminedtoreturntomynativecountry,waspleasedtogivemehislicensetodepart;andhonouredmewithaletterofrecommendation,underhisownhand,totheEmperorofJapan。Helikewisepresentedmewithfourhundredandforty-fourlargepiecesofgold(thisnationdelightinginevennumbers),andareddiamond,whichIsoldinEnglandforelevenhundredpounds。
Onthe6thofMay,1709,Itookasolemnleaveofhismajesty,andallmyfriends。ThisprincewassograciousastoorderaguardtoconductmetoGlanguenstald,whichisaroyalporttothesouth-westpartoftheisland。InsixdaysIfoundavesselreadytocarrymetoJapan,andspentfifteendaysinthevoyage。
Welandedatasmallport-towncalledXamoschi,situatedonthesouth-eastpartofJapan;thetownliesonthewesternpoint,wherethereisanarrowstraitleadingnorthwardintoalongarmofthesea,uponthenorth-westpartofwhich,Yedo,themetropolis,stands。Atlanding,Ishowedthecustom-houseofficersmyletterfromthekingofLuggnaggtohisimperialmajesty。Theyknewthesealperfectlywell;itwasasbroadasthepalmofmyhand。Theimpressionwas,AKINGLIFTINGUPA
LAMEBEGGARFROMTHEEARTH。Themagistratesofthetown,hearingofmyletter,receivedmeasapublicminister。Theyprovidedmewithcarriagesandservants,andboremychargestoYedo;whereI
wasadmittedtoanaudience,anddeliveredmyletter,whichwasopenedwithgreatceremony,andexplainedtotheEmperorbyaninterpreter,whothengavemenotice,byhismajesty\'sorder,"thatIshouldsignifymyrequest,and,whateveritwere,itshouldbegranted,forthesakeofhisroyalbrotherofLuggnagg。"ThisinterpreterwasapersonemployedtotransactaffairswiththeHollanders。Hesoonconjectured,bymycountenance,thatIwasaEuropean,andthereforerepeatedhismajesty\'scommandsinLowDutch,whichhespokeperfectlywell。
Ianswered,asIhadbeforedetermined,"thatIwasaDutchmerchant,shipwreckedinaveryremotecountry,whenceIhadtravelledbyseaandlandtoLuggnagg,andthentookshippingforJapan;whereIknewmycountrymenoftentraded,andwithsomeoftheseIhopedtogetanopportunityofreturningintoEurope:I
thereforemosthumblyentreatedhisroyalfavour,togiveorderthatIshouldbeconductedinsafetytoNangasac。"TothisI
addedanotherpetition,"thatforthesakeofmypatronthekingofLuggnagg,hismajestywouldcondescendtoexcusemyperformingtheceremonyimposedonmycountrymen,oftramplinguponthecrucifix:becauseIhadbeenthrownintohiskingdombymymisfortunes,withoutanyintentionoftrading。"WhenthislatterpetitionwasinterpretedtotheEmperor,heseemedalittlesurprised;andsaid,"hebelievedIwasthefirstofmycountrymenwhoevermadeanyscrupleinthispoint;andthathebegantodoubt,whetherIwasarealHollander,ornot;butrathersuspectedImustbeaChristian。However,forthereasonsIhadoffered,butchieflytogratifythekingofLuggnaggbyanuncommonmarkofhisfavour,hewouldcomplywiththesingularityofmyhumour;buttheaffairmustbemanagedwithdexterity,andhisofficersshouldbecommandedtoletmepass,asitwerebyforgetfulness。Forheassuredme,thatifthesecretshouldbediscoveredbymycountrymentheDutch,theywouldcutmythroatinthevoyage。"Ireturnedmythanks,bytheinterpreter,forsounusualafavour;andsometroopsbeingatthattimeontheirmarchtoNangasac,thecommandingofficerhadorderstoconveymesafethither,withparticularinstructionsaboutthebusinessofthecrucifix。
Onthe9thdayofJune,1709,IarrivedatNangasac,afteraverylongandtroublesomejourney。IsoonfellintothecompanyofsomeDutchsailorsbelongingtotheAmboyna,ofAmsterdam,astoutshipof450tons。IhadlivedlonginHolland,pursuingmystudiesatLeyden,andIspokeDutchwell。TheseamensoonknewwhenceIcamelast:theywerecurioustoinquireintomyvoyagesandcourseoflife。ImadeupastoryasshortandprobableasI
could,butconcealedthegreatestpart。IknewmanypersonsinHolland。Iwasabletoinventnamesformyparents,whomI
pretendedtobeobscurepeopleintheprovinceofGelderland。I
wouldhavegiventhecaptain(oneTheodorusVangrult)whathepleasedtoaskformyvoyagetoHolland;butunderstandingIwasasurgeon,hewascontentedtotakehalftheusualrate,onconditionthatIwouldservehiminthewayofmycalling。
Beforewetookshipping,Iwasoftenaskedbysomeofthecrew,whetherIhadperformedtheceremonyabovementioned?Ievadedthequestionbygeneralanswers;"thatIhadsatisfiedtheEmperorandcourtinallparticulars。"However,amaliciousrogueofaskipperwenttoanofficer,andpointingtome,toldhim,"Ihadnotyettrampledonthecrucifix;"buttheother,whohadreceivedinstructionstoletmepass,gavetherascaltwentystrokesontheshoulderswithabamboo;afterwhichIwasnomoretroubledwithsuchquestions。
Nothinghappenedworthmentioninginthisvoyage。WesailedwithafairwindtotheCapeofGoodHope,wherewestaidonlytotakeinfreshwater。Onthe10thofApril,1710,wearrivedsafeatAmsterdam,havinglostonlythreemenbysicknessinthevoyage,andafourth,whofellfromtheforemastintothesea,notfarfromthecoastofGuinea。FromAmsterdamIsoonaftersetsailforEngland,inasmallvesselbelongingtothatcity。
Onthe16thofAprilweputinattheDowns。Ilandednextmorning,andsawoncemoremynativecountry,afteranabsenceoffiveyearsandsixmonthscomplete。IwentstraighttoRedriff,whereIarrivedthesamedayattwointheafternoon,andfoundmywifeandfamilyingoodhealth。
PARTIV。AVOYAGETOTHECOUNTRYOFTHEHOUYHNHNMS。
CHAPTERI。
[Theauthorsetsoutascaptainofaship。Hismenconspireagainsthim,confinehimalongtimetohiscabin,andsethimonshoreinanunknownland。Hetravelsupintothecountry。TheYahoos,astrangesortofanimal,described。TheauthormeetstwoHouyhnhnms。]
Icontinuedathomewithmywifeandchildrenaboutfivemonths,inaveryhappycondition,ifIcouldhavelearnedthelessonofknowingwhenIwaswell。Ileftmypoorwifebigwithchild,andacceptedanadvantageousoffermademetobecaptainoftheAdventurer,astoutmerchantmanof350tons:forIunderstoodnavigationwell,andbeinggrownwearyofasurgeon\'semploymentatsea,which,however,Icouldexerciseuponoccasion,Itookaskilfulyoungmanofthatcalling,oneRobertPurefoy,intomyship。WesetsailfromPortsmouthuponthe7thdayofSeptember,1710;onthe14thwemetwithCaptainPocock,ofBristol,atTeneriffe,whowasgoingtothebayofCampechytocutlogwood。
Onthe16th,hewaspartedfromusbyastorm;Iheardsincemyreturn,thathisshipfoundered,andnoneescapedbutonecabinboy。Hewasanhonestman,andagoodsailor,butalittletoopositiveinhisownopinions,whichwasthecauseofhisdestruction,asithasbeenwithseveralothers;forifhehadfollowedmyadvice,hemighthavebeensafeathomewithhisfamilyatthistime,aswellasmyself。
Ihadseveralmenwhodiedinmyshipofcalentures,sothatI
wasforcedtogetrecruitsoutofBarbadoesandtheLeewardIslands,whereItouched,bythedirectionofthemerchantswhoemployedme;whichIhadsoontoomuchcausetorepent:forI
foundafterwards,thatmostofthemhadbeenbuccaneers。Ihadfiftyhandsonboard;andmyorderswere,thatIshouldtradewiththeIndiansintheSouth-Sea,andmakewhatdiscoveriesIcould。
Theserogues,whomIhadpickedup,debauchedmyothermen,andtheyallformedaconspiracytoseizetheship,andsecureme;
whichtheydidonemorning,rushingintomycabin,andbindingmehandandfoot,threateningtothrowmeoverboard,ifIofferedtostir。Itoldthem,"Iwastheirprisoner,andwouldsubmit。"
Thistheymademesweartodo,andthentheyunboundme,onlyfasteningoneofmylegswithachain,nearmybed,andplacedasentryatmydoorwithhispiececharged,whowascommandedtoshootmedeadifIattemptedmyliberty。Theysentmeownvictualsanddrink,andtookthegovernmentoftheshiptothemselves。Theirdesignwastoturnpiratesand,plundertheSpaniards,whichtheycouldnotdotilltheygotmoremen。Butfirsttheyresolvedtosellthegoodstheship,andthengotoMadagascarforrecruits,severalamongthemhavingdiedsincemyconfinement。Theysailedmanyweeks,andtradedwiththeIndians;butIknewnotwhatcoursetheytook,beingkeptacloseprisonerinmycabin,andexpectingnothinglessthantobemurdered,astheyoftenthreatenedme。
Uponthe9thdayofMay,1711,oneJamesWelchcamedowntomycabin,andsaid,"hehadordersfromthecaptaintosetmeashore。"Iexpostulatedwithhim,butinvain;neitherwouldhesomuchastellmewhotheirnewcaptainwas。Theyforcedmeintothelong-boat,lettingmeputonmybestsuitofclothes,whichwereasgoodasnew,andtakeasmallbundleoflinen,butnoarms,exceptmyhanger;andtheyweresocivilasnottosearchmypockets,intowhichIconveyedwhatmoneyIhad,withsomeotherlittlenecessaries。Theyrowedaboutaleague,andthensetmedownonastrand。Idesiredthemtotellmewhatcountryitwas。Theyallswore,"theyknewnomorethanmyself;"
butsaid,"thatthecaptain"(astheycalledhim)"wasresolved,aftertheyhadsoldthelading,togetridofmeinthefirstplacewheretheycoulddiscoverland。"Theypushedoffimmediately,advisingmetomakehasteforfearofbeingovertakenbythetide,andsobademefarewell。
InthisdesolateconditionIadvancedforward,andsoongotuponfirmground,whereIsatdownonabanktorestmyself,andconsiderwhatIhadbestdo。WhenIwasalittlerefreshed,I
wentupintothecountry,resolvingtodelivermyselftothefirstsavagesIshouldmeet,andpurchasemylifefromthembysomebracelets,glassrings,andothertoys,whichsailorsusuallyprovidethemselveswithinthosevoyages,andwhereofI
hadsomeaboutme。Thelandwasdividedbylongrowsoftrees,notregularlyplanted,butnaturallygrowing;therewasgreatplentyofgrass,andseveralfieldsofoats。Iwalkedverycircumspectly,forfearofbeingsurprised,orsuddenlyshotwithanarrowfrombehind,oroneitherside。Ifellintoabeatenroad,whereIsawmanytractsofhumanfeet,andsomeofcows,butmostofhorses。AtlastIbeheldseveralanimalsinafield,andoneortwoofthesamekindsittingintrees。Theirshapewasverysingularanddeformed,whichalittlediscomposedme,sothatIlaydownbehindathickettoobservethembetter。SomeofthemcomingforwardneartheplacewhereIlay,gavemeanopportunityofdistinctlymarkingtheirform。Theirheadsandbreastswerecoveredwithathickhair,somefrizzled,andotherslank;theyhadbeardslikegoats,andalongridgeofhairdowntheirbacks,andtheforepartsoftheirlegsandfeet;buttherestoftheirbodieswasbare,sothatImightseetheirskins,whichwereofabrownbuffcolour。Theyhadnotails,noranyhairatallontheirbuttocks,exceptabouttheanus,which,I
presume,naturehadplacedtheretodefendthemastheysatontheground,forthisposturetheyused,aswellaslyingdown,andoftenstoodontheirhindfeet。Theyclimbedhightreesasnimblyasasquirrel,fortheyhadstrongextendedclawsbeforeandbehind,terminatinginsharppoints,andhooked。Theywouldoftenspring,andbound,andleap,withprodigiousagility。Thefemaleswerenotsolargeasthemales;theyhadlonglankhairontheirheads,butnoneontheirfaces,noranythingmorethanasortofdownontherestoftheirbodies,exceptabouttheanusandpudenda。Thedugshungbetweentheirforefeet,andoftenreachedalmosttothegroundastheywalked。Thehairofbothsexeswasofseveralcolours,brown,red,black,andyellow。
Uponthewhole,Ineverbeheld,inallmytravels,sodisagreeableananimal,oroneagainstwhichInaturallyconceivedsostronganantipathy。Sothat,thinkingIhadseenenough,fullofcontemptandaversion,Igotup,andpursuedthebeatenroad,hopingitmightdirectmetothecabinofsomeIndian。Ihadnotgotfar,whenImetoneofthesecreaturesfullinmyway,andcomingupdirectlytome。Theuglymonster,whenhesawme,distortedseveralways,everyfeatureofhisvisage,andstared,asatanobjecthehadneverseenbefore;
thenapproachingnearer,lifteduphisfore-paw,whetheroutofcuriosityormischiefIcouldnottell;butIdrewmyhanger,andgavehimagoodblowwiththeflatsideofit,forIdurstnotstrikewiththeedge,fearingtheinhabitantsmightbeprovokedagainstme,iftheyshouldcometoknowthatIhadkilledormaimedanyoftheircattle。Whenthebeastfeltthesmart,hedrewback,androaredsoloud,thataherdofatleastfortycameflockingaboutmefromthenextfield,howlingandmakingodiousfaces;butIrantothebodyofatree,andleaningmybackagainstit,keptthemoffbywavingmyhanger。Severalofthiscursedbrood,gettingholdofthebranchesbehind,leapedupintothetree,whencetheybegantodischargetheirexcrementsonmyhead;however,Iescapedprettywellbystickingclosetothestemofthetree,butwasalmoststifledwiththefilth,whichfellaboutmeoneveryside。
Inthemidstofthisdistress,Iobservedthemalltorunawayonasuddenasfastastheycould;atwhichIventuredtoleavethetreeandpursuetheroad,wonderingwhatitwasthatcouldputthemintothisfright。Butlookingonmylefthand,Isawahorsewalkingsoftlyinthefield;whichmypersecutorshavingsoonerdiscovered,wasthecauseoftheirflight。Thehorsestartedalittle,whenhecamenearme,butsoonrecoveringhimself,lookedfullinmyfacewithmanifesttokensofwonder;
heviewedmyhandsandfeet,walkingroundmeseveraltimes。I
wouldhavepursuedmyjourney,butheplacedhimselfdirectlyintheway,yetlookingwithaverymildaspect,neverofferingtheleastviolence。Westoodgazingateachotherforsometime;atlastItooktheboldnesstoreachmyhandtowardshisneckwithadesigntostrokeit,usingthecommonstyleandwhistleofjockeys,whentheyaregoingtohandleastrangehorse。Butthisanimalseemedtoreceivemycivilitieswithdisdain,shookhishead,andbenthisbrows,softlyraisinguphisrightfore-foottoremovemyhand。Thenheneighedthreeorfourtimes,butinsodifferentacadence,thatIalmostbegantothinkhewasspeakingtohimself,insomelanguageofhisown。
WhileheandIwerethusemployed,anotherhorsecameup;whoapplyinghimselftothefirstinaveryformalmanner,theygentlystruckeachother\'srighthoofbefore,neighingseveraltimesbyturns,andvaryingthesound,whichseemedtobealmostarticulate。Theywentsomepacesoff,asifitweretoconfertogether,walkingsidebyside,backwardandforward,likepersonsdeliberatinguponsomeaffairofweight,butoftenturningtheireyestowardsme,asitweretowatchthatImightnotescape。Iwasamazedtoseesuchactionsandbehaviourinbrutebeasts;andconcludedwithmyself,thatiftheinhabitantsofthiscountrywereenduedwithaproportionabledegreeofreason,theymustneedsbethewisestpeopleuponearth。Thisthoughtgavemesomuchcomfort,thatIresolvedtogoforward,untilIcoulddiscoversomehouseorvillage,ormeetwithanyofthenatives,leavingthetwohorsestodiscoursetogetherastheypleased。Butthefirst,whowasadapplegray,observingmetostealoff,neighedaftermeinsoexpressiveatone,thatI
fanciedmyselftounderstandwhathemeant;whereuponIturnedback,andcameneartohimtoexpecthisfarthercommands:butconcealingmyfearasmuchasIcould,forIbegantobeinsomepainhowthisadventuremightterminate;andthereaderwilleasilybelieveIdidnotmuchlikemypresentsituation。
Thetwohorsescameupclosetome,lookingwithgreatearnestnessuponmyfaceandhands。Thegraysteedrubbedmyhatallroundwithhisrightfore-hoof,anddiscomposeditsomuchthatIwasforcedtoadjustitbetterbytakingitoffandsettlingitagain;whereat,bothheandhiscompanion(whowasabrownbay)appearedtobemuchsurprised:thelatterfeltthelappetofmycoat,andfindingittohanglooseaboutme,theybothlookedwithnewsignsofwonder。Hestrokedmyrighthand,seemingtoadmirethesoftnessandcolour;buthesqueezeditsohardbetweenhishoofandhispastern,thatIwasforcedtoroar;
afterwhichtheybothtouchedmewithallpossibletenderness。
Theywereundergreatperplexityaboutmyshoesandstockings,whichtheyfeltveryoften,neighingtoeachother,andusingvariousgestures,notunlikethoseofaphilosopher,whenhewouldattempttosolvesomenewanddifficultphenomenon。
Uponthewhole,thebehaviouroftheseanimalswassoorderlyandrational,soacuteandjudicious,thatIatlastconcludedtheymustneedsbemagicians,whohadthusmetamorphosedthemselvesuponsomedesign,andseeingastrangerintheway,resolvedtodivertthemselveswithhim;or,perhaps,werereallyamazedatthesightofamansoverydifferentinhabit,feature,andcomplexion,fromthosewhomightprobablyliveinsoremoteaclimate。Uponthestrengthofthisreasoning,Iventuredtoaddresstheminthefollowingmanner:"Gentlemen,ifyoubeconjurers,asIhavegoodcausetobelieve,youcanunderstandmylanguage;thereforeImakeboldtoletyourworshipsknowthatI
amapoordistressedEnglishman,drivenbyhismisfortunesuponyourcoast;andIentreatoneofyoutoletmerideuponhisback,asifhewerearealhorse,tosomehouseorvillagewhereIcanberelieved。Inreturnofwhichfavour,Iwillmakeyouapresentofthisknifeandbracelet,"takingthemoutofmypocket。ThetwocreaturesstoodsilentwhileIspoke,seemingtolistenwithgreatattention,andwhenIhadended,theyneighedfrequentlytowardseachother,asiftheywereengagedinseriousconversation。Iplainlyobservedthattheirlanguageexpressedthepassionsverywell,andthewordsmight,withlittlepains,beresolvedintoanalphabetmoreeasilythantheChinese。
IcouldfrequentlydistinguishthewordYAHOO,whichwasrepeatedbyeachofthemseveraltimes:andalthoughitwasimpossibleformetoconjecturewhatitmeant,yetwhilethetwohorseswerebusyinconversation,Iendeavouredtopractisethisworduponmytongue;andassoonastheyweresilent,IboldlypronouncedYAHOOinaloudvoice,imitatingatthesametime,asnearasI
could,theneighingofahorse;atwhichtheywerebothvisiblysurprised;andthegrayrepeatedthesamewordtwice,asifhemeanttoteachmetherightaccent;whereinIspokeafterhimaswellasIcould,andfoundmyselfperceivablytoimproveeverytime,thoughveryfarfromanydegreeofperfection。Thenthebaytriedmewithasecondword,muchhardertobepronounced;
butreducingittotheEnglishorthography,maybespeltthus,HOUYHNHNM。Ididnotsucceedinthissowellasintheformer;
butaftertwoorthreefarthertrials,Ihadbetterfortune;andtheybothappearedamazedatmycapacity。
Aftersomefurtherdiscourse,whichIthenconjecturedmightrelatetome,thetwofriendstooktheirleaves,withthesamecomplimentofstrikingeachother\'shoof;andthegraymademesignsthatIshouldwalkbeforehim;whereinIthoughtitprudenttocomply,tillIcouldfindabetterdirector。WhenIofferedtoslackenmypace,hewouldcryHHUUNHHUUN:Iguessedhismeaning,andgavehimtounderstand,aswellasIcould,"thatI
wasweary,andnotabletowalkfaster;"uponwhichhewouldstandawhiletoletmerest。
CHAPTERII。
[TheauthorconductedbyaHouyhnhnmtohishouse。Thehousedescribed。Theauthor\'sreception。ThefoodoftheHouyhnhnms。
Theauthorindistressforwantofmeat。Isatlastrelieved。
Hismanneroffeedinginthiscountry。]
Havingtravelledaboutthreemiles,wecametoalongkindofbuilding,madeoftimberstuckintheground,andwattledacross;
theroofwaslowandcoveredwithstraw。Inowbegantobealittlecomforted;andtookoutsometoys,whichtravellersusuallycarryforpresentstothesavageIndiansofAmerica,andotherparts,inhopesthepeopleofthehousewouldbetherebyencouragedtoreceivemekindly。Thehorsemademeasigntogoinfirst;itwasalargeroomwithasmoothclayfloor,andarackandmanger,extendingthewholelengthononeside。Therewerethreenagsandtwomares,noteating,butsomeofthemsittingdownupontheirhams,whichIverymuchwonderedat;butwonderedmoretoseetherestemployedindomesticbusiness;
theseseemedbutordinarycattle。However,thisconfirmedmyfirstopinion,thatapeoplewhocouldsofarcivilisebruteanimals,mustneedsexcelinwisdomallthenationsoftheworld。
Thegraycameinjustafter,andtherebypreventedanyilltreatmentwhichtheothersmighthavegivenme。Heneighedtothemseveraltimesinastyleofauthority,andreceivedanswers。
Beyondthisroomtherewerethreeothers,reachingthelengthofthehouse,towhichyoupassedthroughthreedoors,oppositetoeachother,inthemannerofavista。Wewentthroughthesecondroomtowardsthethird。Herethegraywalkedinfirst,beckoningmetoattend:Iwaitedinthesecondroom,andgotreadymypresentsforthemasterandmistressofthehouse;theyweretwoknives,threebraceletsoffalsepearls,asmalllooking-glass,andabeadnecklace。Thehorseneighedthreeorfourtimes,andIwaitedtohearsomeanswersinahumanvoice,butIheardnootherreturnsthaninthesamedialect,onlyoneortwoalittleshrillerthanhis。Ibegantothinkthatthishousemustbelongtosomepersonofgreatnoteamongthem,becausethereappearedsomuchceremonybeforeIcouldgainadmittance。But,thatamanofqualityshouldbeservedallbyhorses,wasbeyondmycomprehension。Ifearedmybrainwasdisturbedbymysufferingsandmisfortunes。Irousedmyself,andlookedaboutmeintheroomwhereIwasleftalone:thiswasfurnishedlikethefirst,onlyafteramoreelegantmanner。Irubbedmyeyesoften,butthesameobjectsstilloccurred。Ipinchedmyarmsandsidestoawakemyself,hopingImightbeinadream。Ithenabsolutelyconcluded,thatalltheseappearancescouldbenothingelsebutnecromancyandmagic。ButIhadnotimetopursuethesereflections;forthegrayhorsecametothedoor,andmademeasigntofollowhimintothethirdroomwhereIsawaverycomelymare,togetherwithacoltandfoal,sittingontheirhaunchesuponmatsofstraw,notunartfullymade,andperfectlyneatandclean。
Themaresoonaftermyentrancerosefromhermat,andcomingupclose,afterhavingnicelyobservedmyhandsandface,gavemeamostcontemptuouslook;andturningtothehorse,IheardthewordYAHOOoftenrepeatedbetwixtthem;themeaningofwhichwordIcouldnotthencomprehend,althoughitwasthefirstIhadlearnedtopronounce。ButIwassoonbetterinformed,tomyeverlastingmortification;forthehorse,beckoningtomewithhishead,andrepeatingtheHHUUN,HHUUN,ashedidupontheroad,whichIunderstoodwastoattendhim,ledmeoutintoakindofcourt,wherewasanotherbuilding,atsomedistancefromthehouse。Hereweentered,andIsawthreeofthosedetestablecreatures,whichIfirstmetaftermylanding,feedinguponroots,andthefleshofsomeanimals,whichIafterwardsfoundtobethatofassesanddogs,andnowandthenacow,deadbyaccidentordisease。Theywerealltiedbytheneckwithstrongwithesfastenedtoabeam;theyheldtheirfoodbetweentheclawsoftheirforefeet,andtoreitwiththeirteeth。
Themasterhorseorderedasorrelnag,oneofhisservants,tountiethelargestoftheseanimals,andtakehimintotheyard。
ThebeastandIwerebroughtclosetogether,andbyourcountenancesdiligentlycomparedbothbymasterandservant,whothereuponrepeatedseveraltimesthewordYAHOO。Myhorrorandastonishmentarenottobedescribed,whenIobservedinthisabominableanimal,aperfecthumanfigure:thefaceofitindeedwasflatandbroad,thenosedepressed,thelipslarge,andthemouthwide;butthesedifferencesarecommontoallsavagenations,wherethelineamentsofthecountenancearedistorted,bythenativessufferingtheirinfantstoliegrovellingontheearth,orbycarryingthemontheirbacks,nuzzlingwiththeirfaceagainstthemothers\'shoulders。Thefore-feetoftheYAHOO
differedfrommyhandsinnothingelsebutthelengthofthenails,thecoarsenessandbrownnessofthepalms,andthehairinessonthebacks。Therewasthesameresemblancebetweenourfeet,withthesamedifferences;whichIknewverywell,thoughthehorsesdidnot,becauseofmyshoesandstockings;thesameineverypartofourbodiesexceptastohairinessandcolour,whichIhavealreadydescribed。
Thegreatdifficultythatseemedtostickwiththetwohorses,wastoseetherestofmybodysoverydifferentfromthatofaYAHOO,forwhichIwasobligedtomyclothes,whereoftheyhadnoconception。Thesorrelnagofferedmearoot,whichheheld(aftertheirmanner,asweshalldescribeinitsproperplace)
betweenhishoofandpastern;Itookitinmyhand,and,havingsmeltit,returnedittohimagainascivillyasIcould。HebroughtoutoftheYAHOOS\'kennelapieceofass\'sflesh;butitsmeltsooffensivelythatIturnedfromitwithloathing:hethenthrewittotheYAHOO,bywhomitwasgreedilydevoured。Heafterwardsshowedmeawispofhay,andafetlockfullofoats;
butIshookmyhead,tosignifythatneitherofthesewerefoodforme。AndindeedInowapprehendedthatImustabsolutelystarve,ifIdidnotgettosomeofmyownspecies;forastothosefilthyYAHOOS,althoughtherewerefewgreaterloversofmankindatthattimethanmyself,yetIconfessIneversawanysensitivebeingsodetestableonallaccounts;andthemoreI
camenearthemthemorehatefultheygrew,whileIstayedinthatcountry。Thisthemasterhorseobservedbymybehaviour,andthereforesenttheYAHOObacktohiskennel。Hethenputhisfore-hooftohismouth,atwhichIwasmuchsurprised,althoughhediditwithease,andwithamotionthatappearedperfectlynatural,andmadeothersigns,toknowwhatIwouldeat;butI
couldnotreturnhimsuchananswerashewasabletoapprehend;
andifhehadunderstoodme,Ididnotseehowitwaspossibletocontriveanywayforfindingmyselfnourishment。Whilewewerethusengaged,Iobservedacowpassingby,whereuponIpointedtoher,andexpressedadesiretogoandmilkher。Thishaditseffect;forheledmebackintothehouse,andorderedamare-servanttoopenaroom,whereagoodstoreofmilklayinearthenandwoodenvessels,afteraveryorderlyandcleanlymanner。Shegavemealargebowlful,ofwhichIdrankveryheartily,andfoundmyselfwellrefreshed。
Aboutnoon,IsawcomingtowardsthehouseakindofvehicledrawnlikeasledgebyfourYAHOOS。Therewasinitanoldsteed,whoseemedtobeofquality;healightedwithhishind-feetforward,havingbyaccidentgotahurtinhisleftfore-foot。Hecametodinewithourhorse,whoreceivedhimwithgreatcivility。Theydinedinthebestroom,andhadoatsboiledinmilkforthesecondcourse,whichtheoldhorseatewarm,buttherestcold。Theirmangerswereplacedcircularinthemiddleoftheroom,anddividedintoseveralpartitions,roundwhichtheysatontheirhaunches,uponbossesofstraw。Inthemiddlewasalargerack,withanglesansweringtoeverypartitionofthemanger;sothateachhorseandmareatetheirownhay,andtheirownmashofoatsandmilk,withmuchdecencyandregularity。Thebehaviouroftheyoungcoltandfoalappearedverymodest,andthatofthemasterandmistressextremelycheerfulandcomplaisanttotheirguest。Thegrayorderedmetostandbyhim;
andmuchdiscoursepassedbetweenhimandhisfriendconcerningme,asIfoundbythestranger\'softenlookingonme,andthefrequentrepetitionofthewordYAHOO。
Ihappenedtowearmygloves,whichthemastergrayobserving,seemedperplexed,discoveringsignsofwonderwhatIhaddonetomyfore-feet。Heputhishoofthreeorfourtimestothem,asifhewouldsignify,thatIshouldreducethemtotheirformershape,whichIpresentlydid,pullingoffbothmygloves,andputtingthemintomypocket。Thisoccasionedfarthertalk;andI
sawthecompanywaspleasedwithmybehaviour,whereofIsoonfoundthegoodeffects。IwasorderedtospeakthefewwordsI
understood;andwhiletheywereatdinner,themastertaughtmethenamesforoats,milk,fire,water,andsomeothers,whichI
couldreadilypronounceafterhim,havingfrommyyouthagreatfacilityinlearninglanguages。
Whendinnerwasdone,themasterhorsetookmeaside,andbysignsandwordsmademeunderstandtheconcernhewasinthatI
hadnothingtoeat。OatsintheirtonguearecalledHLUNNH。
ThiswordIpronouncedtwoorthreetimes;foralthoughIhadrefusedthematfirst,yet,uponsecondthoughts,IconsideredthatIcouldcontrivetomakeofthemakindofbread,whichmightbesufficient,withmilk,tokeepmealive,tillIcouldmakemyescapetosomeothercountry,andtocreaturesofmyownspecies。Thehorseimmediatelyorderedawhitemareservantofhisfamilytobringmeagoodquantityofoatsinasortofwoodentray。TheseIheatedbeforethefire,aswellasIcould,andrubbedthemtillthehuskscameoff,whichImadeashifttowinnowfromthegrain。Igroundandbeatthembetweentwostones;
thentookwater,andmadethemintoapasteorcake,whichI
toastedatthefireandeatwarmwithmilk。Itwasatfirstaveryinsipiddiet,thoughcommonenoughinmanypartsofEurope,butgrewtolerablebytime;andhavingbeenoftenreducedtohardfareinmylife,thiswasnotthefirstexperimentIhadmadehoweasilynatureissatisfied。AndIcannotbutobserve,thatI
neverhadonehourssicknesswhileIstayedinthisisland。Itistrue,Isometimesmadeashifttocatcharabbit,orbird,byspringsmadeofYAHOO\'Shairs;andIoftengatheredwholesomeherbs,whichIboiled,andateassaladswithmybread;andnowandthen,forararity,Imadealittlebutter,anddrankthewhey。Iwasatfirstatagreatlossforsalt,butcustomsoonreconciledmetothewantofit;andIamconfidentthatthefrequentuseofsaltamongusisaneffectofluxury,andwasfirstintroducedonlyasaprovocativetodrink,exceptwhereitisnecessaryforpreservingfleshinlongvoyages,orinplacesremotefromgreatmarkets;forweobservenoanimaltobefondofitbutman,andastomyself,whenIleftthiscountry,itwasagreatwhilebeforeIcouldendurethetasteofitinanythingthatIate。
Thisisenoughtosayuponthesubjectofmydiet,wherewithothertravellersfilltheirbooks,asifthereaderswerepersonallyconcernedwhetherwefarewellorill。However,itwasnecessarytomentionthismatter,lesttheworldshouldthinkitimpossiblethatIcouldfindsustenanceforthreeyearsinsuchacountry,andamongsuchinhabitants。
Whenitgrewtowardsevening,themasterhorseorderedaplaceformetolodgein;itwasbutsixyardsfromthehouseandseparatedfromthestableoftheYAHOOS。HereIgotsomestraw,andcoveringmyselfwithmyownclothes,sleptverysound。ButI
wasinashorttimebetteraccommodated,asthereadershallknowhereafter,whenIcometotreatmoreparticularlyaboutmywayofliving。