下载辰思小说免费APP
Oneday,ayounggentleman,whowasnephewtomynurse\'sgoverness,cameandpressedthembothtoseeanexecution。Itwasofaman,whohadmurderedoneofthatgentleman\'sintimateacquaintance。Glumdalclitchwasprevailedontobeofthecompany,verymuchagainstherinclination,forshewasnaturallytender-hearted:and,asformyself,althoughIabhorredsuchkindofspectacles,yetmycuriositytemptedmetoseesomethingthatIthoughtmustbeextraordinary。Themalefactorwasfixedinachairuponascaffolderectedforthatpurpose,andhisheadcutoffatoneblow,withaswordofaboutfortyfeetlong。Theveinsandarteriesspoutedupsuchaprodigiousquantityofblood,andsohighintheair,thatthegreatJETD\'EAUatVersailleswasnotequaltoitforthetimeitlasted:andthehead,whenitfellonthescaffoldfloor,gavesuchabounceasmademestart,althoughIwasatleasthalfanEnglishmiledistant。
Thequeen,whooftenusedtohearmetalkofmysea-voyages,andtookalloccasionstodivertmewhenIwasmelancholy,askedmewhetherIunderstoodhowtohandleasailoranoar,andwhetheralittleexerciseofrowingmightnotbeconvenientformyhealth?Ianswered,thatIunderstoodbothverywell:foralthoughmyproperemploymenthadbeentobesurgeonordoctortotheship,yetoften,uponapinch,Iwasforcedtoworklikeacommonmariner。ButIcouldnotseehowthiscouldbedoneintheircountry,wherethesmallestwherrywasequaltoafirst-ratemanofwaramongus;andsuchaboatasIcouldmanagewouldneverliveinanyoftheirrivers。Hermajestysaid,ifI
wouldcontriveaboat,herownjoinershouldmakeit,andshewouldprovideaplaceformetosailin。Thefellowwasaningeniousworkman,andbymyinstructions,intendays,finishedapleasure-boatwithallitstackling,ableconvenientlytoholdeightEuropeans。Whenitwasfinished,thequeenwassodelighted,thatsheranwithitinherlaptotheking,whoorderedittobeputintoacisternfullofwater,withmeinit,bywayoftrial,whereIcouldnotmanagemytwosculls,orlittleoars,forwantofroom。Butthequeenhadbeforecontrivedanotherproject。Sheorderedthejoinertomakeawoodentroughofthreehundredfeetlong,fiftybroad,andeightdeep;which,beingwellpitched,topreventleaking,wasplacedonthefloor,alongthewall,inanouterroomofthepalace。Ithadacocknearthebottomtoletoutthewater,whenitbegantogrowstale;andtwoservantscouldeasilyfillitinhalfanhour。HereIoftenusedtorowformyowndiversion,aswellasthatofthequeenandherladies,whothoughtthemselveswellentertainedwithmyskillandagility。SometimesIwouldputupmysail,andthenmybusinesswasonlytosteer,whiletheladiesgavemeagalewiththeirfans;and,whentheywereweary,someoftheirpageswouldblowmysailforwardwiththeirbreath,whileIshowedmyartbysteeringstarboardorlarboardasI
pleased。WhenIhaddone,Glumdalclitchalwayscarriedbackmyboatintohercloset,andhungitonanailtodry。
InthisexerciseIoncemetanaccident,whichhadliketohavecostmemylife;for,oneofthepageshavingputmyboatintothetrough,thegovernesswhoattendedGlumdalclitchveryofficiouslyliftedmeup,toplacemeintheboat:butI
happenedtoslipthroughherfingers,andshouldinfalliblyhavefallendownfortyfeetuponthefloor,if,bytheluckiestchanceintheworld,Ihadnotbeenstoppedbyacorking-pinthatstuckinthegoodgentlewoman\'sstomacher;theheadofthepinpassingbetweenmyshirtandthewaistbandofmybreeches,andthusIwasheldbythemiddleintheair,tillGlumdalclitchrantomyrelief。
Anothertime,oneoftheservants,whoseofficeitwastofillmytrougheverythirddaywithfreshwater,wassocarelessastoletahugefrog(notperceivingit)slipoutofhispail。ThefroglayconcealedtillIwasputintomyboat,butthen,seeingaresting-place,climbedup,andmadeitleansomuchononeside,thatIwasforcedtobalanceitwithallmyweightontheother,topreventoverturning。Whenthefrogwasgotin,ithoppedatoncehalfthelengthoftheboat,andthenovermyhead,backwardandforward,daubingmyfaceandclotheswithitsodiousslime。Thelargenessofitsfeaturesmadeitappearthemostdeformedanimalthatcanbeconceived。However,IdesiredGlumdalclitchtoletmedealwithitalone。Ibangeditagoodwhilewithoneofmysculls,andatlastforcedittoleapoutoftheboat。
ButthegreatestdangerIeverunderwentinthatkingdom,wasfromamonkey,whobelongedtooneoftheclerksofthekitchen。
Glumdalclitchhadlockedmeupinhercloset,whileshewentsomewhereuponbusiness,oravisit。Theweatherbeingverywarm,thecloset-windowwasleftopen,aswellasthewindowsandthedoorofmybiggerbox,inwhichIusuallylived,becauseofitslargenessandconveniency。AsIsatquietlymeditatingatmytable,Iheardsomethingbounceinatthecloset-window,andskipaboutfromonesidetotheother:whereat,althoughIwasmuchalarmed,yetIventuredtolookout,butnotstirringfrommyseat;andthenIsawthisfrolicsomeanimalfriskingandleapingupanddown,tillatlasthecametomybox,whichheseemedtoviewwithgreatpleasureandcuriosity,peepinginatthedoorandeverywindow。Iretreatedtothefarthercornerofmyroom;
orbox;butthemonkeylookinginateveryside,putmeinsuchafright,thatIwantedpresenceofmindtoconcealmyselfunderthebed,asImighteasilyhavedone。Aftersometimespentinpeeping,grinning,andchattering,heatlastespiedme;andreachingoneofhispawsinatthedoor,asacatdoeswhensheplayswithamouse,althoughIoftenshiftedplacetoavoidhim,heatlengthseizedthelappetofmycoat(whichbeingmadeofthatcountrysilk,wasverythickandstrong),anddraggedmeout。Hetookmeupinhisrightfore-footandheldmeasanursedoesachildsheisgoingtosuckle,justasIhaveseenthesamesortofcreaturedowithakitteninEurope;andwhenIofferedtostrugglehesqueezedmesohard,thatIthoughtitmoreprudenttosubmit。Ihavegoodreasontobelieve,thathetookmeforayoungoneofhisownspecies,byhisoftenstrokingmyfaceverygentlywithhisotherpaw。Inthesediversionshewasinterruptedbyanoiseattheclosetdoor,asifsomebodywereopeningit:whereuponhesuddenlyleapeduptothewindowatwhichhehadcomein,andthenceupontheleadsandgutters,walkinguponthreelegs,andholdingmeinthefourth,tillheclambereduptoaroofthatwasnexttoours。IheardGlumdalclitchgiveashriekatthemomenthewascarryingmeout。
Thepoorgirlwasalmostdistracted:thatquarterofthepalacewasallinanuproar;theservantsranforladders;themonkeywasseenbyhundredsinthecourt,sittingupontheridgeofabuilding,holdingmelikeababyinoneofhisforepaws,andfeedingmewiththeother,bycrammingintomymouthsomevictualshehadsqueezedoutofthebagononesideofhischaps,andpattingmewhenIwouldnoteat;whereatmanyoftherabblebelowcouldnotforbearlaughing;neitherdoIthinktheyjustlyoughttobeblamed,for,withoutquestion,thesightwasridiculousenoughtoeverybodybutmyself。Someofthepeoplethrewupstones,hopingtodrivethemonkeydown;butthiswasstrictlyforbidden,orelse,veryprobably,mybrainshadbeendashedout。
Theladderswerenowapplied,andmountedbyseveralmen;whichthemonkeyobserving,andfindinghimselfalmostencompassed,notbeingabletomakespeedenoughwithhisthreelegs,letmedroponaridgetile,andmadehisescape。HereIsatforsometime,fivehundredyardsfromtheground,expectingeverymomenttobeblowndownbythewind,ortofallbymyowngiddiness,andcometumblingoverandoverfromtheridgetotheeaves;butanhonestlad,oneofmynurse\'sfootmen,climbedup,andputtingmeintohisbreechespocket,broughtmedownsafe。
Iwasalmostchokedwiththefilthystuffthemonkeyhadcrammeddownmythroat:butmydearlittlenursepickeditoutofmymouthwithasmallneedle,andthenIfella-vomiting,whichgavemegreatrelief。YetIwassoweakandbruisedinthesideswiththesqueezesgivenmebythisodiousanimal,thatIwasforcedtokeepmybedafortnight。Theking,queen,andallthecourt,senteverydaytoinquireaftermyhealth;andhermajestymademeseveralvisitsduringmysickness。Themonkeywaskilled,andanordermade,thatnosuchanimalshouldbekeptaboutthepalace。
WhenIattendedthekingaftermyrecovery,toreturnhimthanksforhisfavours,hewaspleasedtorallymeagooddealuponthisadventure。Heaskedme,"whatmythoughtsandspeculationswere,whileIlayinthemonkey\'spaw;howIlikedthevictualshegaveme;hismanneroffeeding;andwhetherthefreshairontheroofhadsharpenedmystomach。"Hedesiredtoknow,"whatIwouldhavedoneuponsuchanoccasioninmyowncountry。"Itoldhismajesty,"thatinEuropewehadnomonkeys,exceptsuchaswerebroughtforcuriosityfromotherplaces,andsosmall,thatI
coulddealwithadozenofthemtogether,iftheypresumedtoattackme。AndasforthatmonstrousanimalwithwhomIwassolatelyengaged(itwasindeedaslargeasanelephant),ifmyfearshadsufferedmetothinksofarastomakeuseofmyhanger,"(lookingfiercely,andclappingmyhandonthehilt,asIspoke)"whenhepokedhispawintomychamber,perhapsIshouldhavegivenhimsuchawound,aswouldhavemadehimgladtowithdrawitwithmorehastethanheputitin。"ThisIdeliveredinafirmtone,likeapersonwhowasjealouslesthiscourageshouldbecalledinquestion。However,myspeechproducednothingelsebesidealaudlaughter,whichalltherespectduetohismajestyfromthoseabouthimcouldnotmakethemcontain。
Thismademereflect,howvainanattemptitisforamantoendeavourtodohimselfhonouramongthosewhoareoutofalldegreeofequalityorcomparisonwithhim。AndyetIhaveseenthemoralofmyownbehaviourveryfrequentinEnglandsincemyreturn;wherealittlecontemptiblevarlet,withouttheleasttitletobirth,person,wit,orcommonsense,shallpresumetolookwithimportance,andputhimselfuponafootwiththegreatestpersonsofthekingdom。
Iwaseverydayfurnishingthecourtwithsomeridiculousstory:
andGlumdalclitch,althoughshelovedmetoexcess,yetwasarchenoughtoinformthequeen,wheneverIcommittedanyfollythatshethoughtwouldbedivertingtohermajesty。Thegirl,whohadbeenoutoforder,wascarriedbyhergovernesstotaketheairaboutanhour\'sdistance,orthirtymilesfromtown。Theyalightedoutofthecoachnearasmallfoot-pathinafield,andGlumdalclitchsettingdownmytravellingbox,Iwentoutofittowalk。Therewasacow-dunginthepath,andImustneedtrymyactivitybyattemptingtoleapoverit。Itookarun,butunfortunatelyjumpedshort,andfoundmyselfjustinthemiddleuptomyknees。Iwadedthroughwithsomedifficulty,andoneofthefootmenwipedmeascleanashecouldwithhishandkerchief,forIwasfilthilybemired;andmynurseconfinedmetomybox,tillwereturnedhome;wherethequeenwassooninformedofwhathadpassed,andthefootmenspreaditaboutthecourt:sothatallthemirthforsomedayswasatmyexpense。
CHAPTERVI。
[Severalcontrivancesoftheauthortopleasethekingandqueen。
Heshowshisskillinmusic。ThekinginquiresintothestateofEngland,whichtheauthorrelatestohim。Theking\'sobservationsthereon。]
Iusedtoattendtheking\'sleveeonceortwiceaweek,andhadoftenseenhimunderthebarber\'shand,whichindeedwasatfirstveryterribletobehold;fortherazorwasalmosttwiceaslongasanordinaryscythe。Hismajesty,accordingtothecustomofthecountry,wasonlyshavedtwicea-week。Ionceprevailedonthebarbertogivemesomeofthesudsorlather,outofwhichI
pickedfortyorfiftyofthestrongeststumpsofhair。Ithentookapieceoffinewood,andcutitlikethebackofacomb,makingseveralholesinitatequaldistanceswithassmallaneedleasIcouldgetfromGlumdalclitch。Ifixedinthestumpssoartificially,scrapingandslopingthemwithmyknifetowardthepoints,thatImadeaverytolerablecomb;whichwasaseasonablesupply,myownbeingsomuchbrokenintheteeth,thatitwasalmostuseless:neitherdidIknowanyartistinthatcountrysoniceandexact,aswouldundertaketomakemeanother。
Andthisputsmeinmindofanamusement,whereinIspentmanyofmyleisurehours。Idesiredthequeen\'swomantosaveformethecombingsofhermajesty\'shair,whereofintimeIgotagoodquantity;andconsultingwithmyfriendthecabinet-maker,whohadreceivedgeneralorderstodolittlejobsforme,Idirectedhimtomaketwochair-frames,nolargerthanthoseIhadinmybox,andtoborelittleholeswithafineawl,roundthosepartswhereIdesignedthebacksandseats;throughtheseholesIwovethestrongesthairsIcouldpickout,justafterthemannerofcanechairsinEngland。Whentheywerefinished,Imadeapresentofthemtohermajesty;whokepttheminhercabinet,andusedtoshowthemforcuriosities,asindeedtheywerethewonderofeveryonethatbeheldthem。Thequeenwouldhavemesitupononeofthesechairs,butIabsolutelyrefusedtoobeyher,protestingIwouldratherdiethanplaceadishonourablepartofmybodyonthoseprecioushairs,thatonceadornedhermajesty\'shead。Ofthesehairs(asIhadalwaysamechanicalgenius)I
likewisemadeaneatlittlepurse,aboutfivefeetlong,withhermajesty\'snamedecipheredingoldletters,whichIgavetoGlumdalclitch,bythequeen\'sconsent。Tosaythetruth,itwasmoreforshowthanuse,beingnotofstrengthtobeartheweightofthelargercoins,andthereforeshekeptnothinginitbutsomelittletoysthatgirlsarefondof。
Theking,whodelightedinmusic,hadfrequentconcertsatcourt,towhichIwassometimescarried,andsetinmyboxonatabletohearthem:butthenoisewassogreatthatIcouldhardlydistinguishthetunes。Iamconfidentthatallthedrumsandtrumpetsofaroyalarmy,beatingandsoundingtogetherjustatyourears,couldnotequalit。Mypracticewastohavemyboxremovedfromtheplacewheretheperformerssat,asfarasI
could,thentoshutthedoorsandwindowsofit,anddrawthewindowcurtains;afterwhichIfoundtheirmusicnotdisagreeable。
Ihadlearnedinmyyouthtoplayalittleuponthespinet。
Glumdalclitchkeptoneinherchamber,andamasterattendedtwicea-weektoteachher:Icalleditaspinet,becauseitsomewhatresembledthatinstrument,andwasplayeduponinthesamemanner。Afancycameintomyhead,thatIwouldentertainthekingandqueenwithanEnglishtuneuponthisinstrument。
Butthisappearedextremelydifficult:forthespinetwasnearsixtyfeetlong,eachkeybeingalmostafootwide,sothatwithmyarmsextendedIcouldnotreachtoabovefivekeys,andtopressthemdownrequiredagoodsmartstrokewithmyfist,whichwouldbetoogreatalabour,andtonopurpose。ThemethodI
contrivedwasthis:Ipreparedtworoundsticks,aboutthebignessofcommoncudgels;theywerethickeratoneendthantheother,andIcoveredthethickerendswithpiecesofamouse\'sskin,thatbyrappingonthemImightneitherdamagethetopsofthekeysnorinterruptthesound。Beforethespinetabenchwasplaced,aboutfourfeetbelowthekeys,andIwasputuponthebench。Iransidelinguponit,thatwayandthis,asfastasI
could,bangingtheproperkeyswithmytwosticks,andmadeashifttoplayajig,tothegreatsatisfactionofboththeirmajesties;butitwasthemostviolentexerciseIeverunderwent;
andyetIcouldnotstrikeabovesixteenkeys,norconsequentlyplaythebassandtrebletogether,asotherartistsdo;whichwasagreatdisadvantagetomyperformance。
Theking,who,asIbeforeobserved,wasaprinceofexcellentunderstanding,wouldfrequentlyorderthatIshouldbebroughtinmybox,andsetuponthetableinhiscloset:hewouldthencommandmetobringoneofmychairsoutofthebox,andsitdownwithinthreeyardsdistanceuponthetopofthecabinet,whichbroughtmealmosttoalevelwithhisface。InthismannerIhadseveralconversationswithhim。Ionedaytookthefreedomtotellhismajesty,"thatthecontempthediscoveredtowardsEurope,andtherestoftheworld,didnotseemanswerabletothoseexcellentqualitiesofmindthathewasmasterof;thatreasondidnotextenditselfwiththebulkofthebody;onthecontrary,weobservedinourcountry,thatthetallestpersonswereusuallytheleastprovidedwithit;thatamongotheranimals,beesandantshadthereputationofmoreindustry,art,andsagacity,thanmanyofthelargerkinds;andthat,asinconsiderableashetookmetobe,IhopedImightlivetodohismajestysomesignalservice。"Thekingheardmewithattention,andbegantoconceiveamuchbetteropinionofmethanhehadeverbefore。Hedesired"IwouldgivehimasexactanaccountofthegovernmentofEnglandasIpossiblycould;
because,asfondasprincescommonlyareoftheirowncustoms(forsoheconjecturedofothermonarchs,bymyformerdiscourses),heshouldbegladtohearofanythingthatmightdeserveimitation。"
Imaginewiththyself,courteousreader,howoftenIthenwishedforthetongueofDemosthenesorCicero,thatmighthaveenabledmetocelebratethepraiseofmyowndearnativecountryinastyleequaltoitsmeritsandfelicity。
Ibeganmydiscoursebyinforminghismajesty,thatourdominionsconsistedoftwoislands,whichcomposedthreemightykingdoms,underonesovereign,besideourplantationsinAmerica。Idweltlonguponthefertilityofoursoil,andthetemperatureofourclimate。IthenspokeatlargeupontheconstitutionofanEnglishparliament;partlymadeupofanillustriousbodycalledtheHouseofPeers;personsofthenoblestblood,andofthemostancientandamplepatrimonies。Idescribedthatextraordinarycarealwaystakenoftheireducationinartsandarms,toqualifythemforbeingcounsellorsbothtothekingandkingdom;tohaveashareinthelegislature;tobemembersofthehighestcourtofjudicature,whencetherecanbenoappeal;andtobechampionsalwaysreadyforthedefenceoftheirprinceandcountry,bytheirvalour,conduct,andfidelity。Thattheseweretheornamentandbulwarkofthekingdom,worthyfollowersoftheirmostrenownedancestors,whosehonourhadbeentherewardoftheirvirtue,fromwhichtheirposteritywereneveronceknowntodegenerate。Tothesewerejoinedseveralholypersons,aspartofthatassembly,underthetitleofbishops,whosepeculiarbusinessistotakecareofreligion,andofthosewhoinstructthepeopletherein。Theseweresearchedandsoughtoutthroughthewholenation,bytheprinceandhiswisestcounsellors,amongsuchofthepriesthoodasweremostdeservedlydistinguishedbythesanctityoftheirlives,andthedepthoftheirerudition;
whowereindeedthespiritualfathersoftheclergyandthepeople。
ThattheotherpartoftheparliamentconsistedofanassemblycalledtheHouseofCommons,whowereallprincipalgentlemen,freelypickedandculledoutbythepeoplethemselves,fortheirgreatabilitiesandloveoftheircountry,torepresentthewisdomofthewholenation。AndthatthesetwobodiesmadeupthemostaugustassemblyinEurope;towhom,inconjunctionwiththeprince,thewholelegislatureiscommitted。
Ithendescendedtothecourtsofjustice;overwhichthejudges,thosevenerablesagesandinterpretersofthelaw,presided,fordeterminingthedisputedrightsandpropertiesofmen,aswellasforthepunishmentofviceandprotectionofinnocence。I
mentionedtheprudentmanagementofourtreasury;thevalourandachievementsofourforces,byseaandland。Icomputedthenumberofourpeople,byreckoninghowmanymillionstheremightbeofeachreligioussect,orpoliticalpartyamongus。Ididnotomitevenoursportsandpastimes,oranyotherparticularwhichIthoughtmightredoundtothehonourofmycountry。AndI
finishedallwithabriefhistoricalaccountofaffairsandeventsinEnglandforaboutahundredyearspast。
Thisconversationwasnotendedunderfiveaudiences,eachofseveralhours;andthekingheardthewholewithgreatattention,frequentlytakingnotesofwhatIspoke,aswellasmemorandumsofwhatquestionsheintendedtoaskme。
WhenIhadputanendtotheselongdiscources,hismajesty,inasixthaudience,consultinghisnotes,proposedmanydoubts,queries,andobjections,uponeveryarticle。Heasked,"Whatmethodswereusedtocultivatethemindsandbodiesofouryoungnobility,andinwhatkindofbusinesstheycommonlyspentthefirstandteachablepartsoftheirlives?Whatcoursewastakentosupplythatassembly,whenanynoblefamilybecameextinct?
Whatqualificationswerenecessaryinthosewhoaretobecreatednewlords:whetherthehumouroftheprince,asumofmoneytoacourtlady,oradesignofstrengtheningapartyoppositetothepublicinterest,everhappenedtobethemotiveinthoseadvancements?Whatshareofknowledgetheselordshadinthelawsoftheircountry,andhowtheycamebyit,soastoenablethemtodecidethepropertiesoftheirfellow-subjectsinthelastresort?Whethertheywerealwayssofreefromavarice,partialities,orwant,thatabribe,orsomeothersinisterview,couldhavenoplaceamongthem?WhetherthoseholylordsIspokeofwerealwayspromotedtothatrankuponaccountoftheirknowledgeinreligiousmatters,andthesanctityoftheirlives;
hadneverbeencomplierswiththetimes,whiletheywerecommonpriests;orslavishprostitutechaplainstosomenobleman,whoseopinionstheycontinuedservilelytofollow,aftertheywereadmittedintothatassembly?"
Hethendesiredtoknow,"WhatartswerepractisedinelectingthosewhomIcalledcommoners:whetherastranger,withastrongpurse,mightnotinfluencethevulgarvoterstochoosehimbeforetheirownlandlord,orthemostconsiderablegentlemanintheneighbourhood?Howitcametopass,thatpeopleweresoviolentlybentupongettingintothisassembly,whichIallowedtobeagreattroubleandexpense,oftentotheruinoftheirfamilies,withoutanysalaryorpension?becausethisappearedsuchanexaltedstrainofvirtueandpublicspirit,thathismajestyseemedtodoubtitmightpossiblynotbealwayssincere。"
Andhedesiredtoknow,"Whethersuchzealousgentlemencouldhaveanyviewsofrefundingthemselvesforthechargesandtroubletheywereatbysacrificingthepublicgoodtothedesignsofaweakandviciousprince,inconjunctionwithacorruptedministry?"Hemultipliedhisquestions,andsiftedmethoroughlyuponeverypartofthishead,proposingnumberlessinquiriesandobjections,whichIthinkitnotprudentorconvenienttorepeat。
UponwhatIsaidinrelationtoourcourtsofjustice,hismajestydesiredtobesatisfiedinseveralpoints:andthisI
wasthebetterabletodo,havingbeenformerlyalmostruinedbyalongsuitinchancery,whichwasdecreedformewithcosts。Heasked,"Whattimewasusuallyspentindeterminingbetweenrightandwrong,andwhatdegreeofexpense?Whetheradvocatesandoratorshadlibertytopleadincausesmanifestlyknowntobeunjust,vexatious,oroppressive?Whetherparty,inreligionorpolitics,wereobservedtobeofanyweightinthescaleofjustice?Whetherthosepleadingoratorswerepersonseducatedinthegeneralknowledgeofequity,oronlyinprovincial,national,andotherlocalcustoms?Whethertheyortheirjudgeshadanypartinpenningthoselaws,whichtheyassumedthelibertyofinterpreting,andglossinguponattheirpleasure?Whethertheyhadever,atdifferenttimes,pleadedforandagainstthesamecause,andcitedprecedentstoprovecontraryopinions?Whethertheywerearichorapoorcorporation?Whethertheyreceivedanypecuniaryrewardforpleading,ordeliveringtheiropinions?
Andparticularly,whethertheywereeveradmittedasmembersinthelowersenate?"
Hefellnextuponthemanagementofourtreasury;andsaid,"hethoughtmymemoryhadfailedme,becauseIcomputedourtaxesataboutfiveorsixmillionsa-year,andwhenIcametomentiontheissues,hefoundtheysometimesamountedtomorethandouble;forthenoteshehadtakenwereveryparticularinthispoint,becausehehoped,ashetoldme,thattheknowledgeofourconductmightbeusefultohim,andhecouldnotbedeceivedinhiscalculations。But,ifwhatItoldhimweretrue,hewasstillatalosshowakingdomcouldrunoutofitsestate,likeaprivateperson。"Heaskedme,"whowereourcreditors;andwherewefoundmoneytopaythem?"Hewonderedtohearmetalkofsuchchargeableandexpensivewars;"thatcertainlywemustbeaquarrelsomepeople,orliveamongverybadneighbours,andthatourgeneralsmustneedsbericherthanourkings。"Heasked,whatbusinesswehadoutofourownislands,unlessuponthescoreoftrade,ortreaty,ortodefendthecoastswithourfleet?"Aboveall,hewasamazedtohearmetalkofamercenarystandingarmy,inthemidstofpeace,andamongafreepeople。
Hesaid,"ifweweregovernedbyourownconsent,inthepersonsofourrepresentatives,hecouldnotimagineofwhomwewereafraid,oragainstwhomweweretofight;andwouldhearmyopinion,whetheraprivateman\'shousemightnotbebetterdefendedbyhimself,hischildren,andfamily,thanbyhalf-a-dozenrascals,pickedupataventureinthestreetsforsmallwages,whomightgetahundredtimesmorebycuttingtheirthroats?"
Helaughedatmy"oddkindofarithmetic,"ashewaspleasedtocallit,"inreckoningthenumbersofourpeople,byacomputationdrawnfromtheseveralsectsamongus,inreligionandpolitics。"Hesaid,"heknewnoreasonwhythose,whoentertainopinionsprejudicialtothepublic,shouldbeobligedtochange,orshouldnotbeobligedtoconcealthem。Andasitwastyrannyinanygovernmenttorequirethefirst,soitwasweaknessnottoenforcethesecond:foramanmaybeallowedtokeeppoisonsinhiscloset,butnottovendthemaboutforcordials。"
Heobserved,"thatamongthediversionsofournobilityandgentry,Ihadmentionedgaming:hedesiredtoknowatwhatagethisentertainmentwasusuallytakenup,andwhenitwaslaiddown;howmuchoftheirtimeitemployed;whetheriteverwentsohighastoaffecttheirfortunes;whethermean,viciouspeople,bytheirdexterityinthatart,mightnotarriveatgreatriches,andsometimeskeepourverynoblesindependence,aswellashabituatethemtovilecompanions,whollytakethemfromtheimprovementoftheirminds,andforcethem,bythelossestheyreceived,tolearnandpractisethatinfamousdexterityuponothers?"
Hewasperfectlyastonishedwiththehistoricalaccountgavehimofouraffairsduringthelastcentury;protesting"itwasonlyaheapofconspiracies,rebellions,murders,massacres,revolutions,banishments,theveryworsteffectsthatavarice,faction,hypocrisy,perfidiousness,cruelty,rage,madness,hatred,envy,lust,malice,andambition,couldproduce。"
Hismajesty,inanotheraudience,wasatthepainstorecapitulatethesumofallIhadspoken;comparedthequestionshemadewiththeanswersIhadgiven;thentakingmeintohishands,andstrokingmegently,deliveredhimselfinthesewords,whichIshallneverforget,northemannerhespokethemin:"MylittlefriendGrildrig,youhavemadeamostadmirablepanegyricuponyourcountry;youhaveclearlyproved,thatignorance,idleness,andvice,aretheproperingredientsforqualifyingalegislator;thatlawsarebestexplained,interpreted,andapplied,bythosewhoseinterestandabilitieslieinperverting,confounding,andeludingthem。Iobserveamongyousomelinesofaninstitution,which,initsoriginal,mighthavebeentolerable,butthesehalferased,andtherestwhollyblurredandblottedbycorruptions。Itdoesnotappear,fromallyouhavesaid,howanyoneperfectionisrequiredtowardtheprocurementofanyonestationamongyou;muchless,thatmenareennobledonaccountoftheirvirtue;thatpriestsareadvancedfortheirpietyorlearning;soldiers,fortheirconductorvalour;judges,fortheirintegrity;senators,fortheloveoftheircountry;orcounsellorsfortheirwisdom。Asforyourself,"continuedtheking,"whohavespentthegreatestpartofyourlifeintravelling,Iamwelldisposedtohopeyoumayhithertohaveescapedmanyvicesofyourcountry。ButbywhatIhavegatheredfromyourownrelation,andtheanswersIhavewithmuchpainswrungandextortedfromyou,Icannotbutconcludethebulkofyournativestobethemostperniciousraceoflittleodiousverminthatnatureeversufferedtocrawluponthesurfaceoftheearth。"
CHAPTERVII。
[Theauthor\'sloveofhiscountry。Hemakesaproposalofmuchadvantagetotheking,whichisrejected。Theking\'sgreatignoranceinpolitics。Thelearningofthatcountryveryimperfectandconfined。Thelaws,andmilitaryaffairs,andpartiesinthestate。]
Nothingbutanextremeloveoftruthcouldhavehinderedmefromconcealingthispartofmystory。Itwasinvaintodiscovermyresentments,whichwerealwaysturnedintoridicule;andIwasforcedtorestwithpatience,whilemynobleandbelovedcountrywassoinjuriouslytreated。Iamasheartilysorryasanyofmyreaderscanpossiblybe,thatsuchanoccasionwasgiven:butthisprincehappenedtobesocuriousandinquisitiveuponeveryparticular,thatitcouldnotconsisteitherwithgratitudeorgoodmanners,torefusegivinghimwhatsatisfactionIwasable。
YetthusmuchImaybeallowedtosayinmyownvindication,thatIartfullyeludedmanyofhisquestions,andgavetoeverypointamorefavourableturn,bymanydegrees,thanthestrictnessoftruthwouldallow。ForIhavealwaysbornethatlaudablepartialitytomyowncountry,whichDionysiusHalicarnassensis,withsomuchjustice,recommendstoanhistorian:Iwouldhidethefrailtiesanddeformitiesofmypoliticalmother,andplacehervirtuesandbeautiesinthemostadvantageouslight。ThiswasmysincereendeavourinthosemanydiscoursesIhadwiththatmonarch,althoughitunfortunatelyfailedofsuccess。
Butgreatallowancesshouldbegiventoaking,wholiveswhollysecludedfromtherestoftheworld,andmustthereforebealtogetherunacquaintedwiththemannersandcustomsthatmostprevailinothernations:thewantofwhichknowledgewilleverproducemanyprejudices,andacertainnarrownessofthinking,fromwhichwe,andthepolitercountriesofEurope,arewhollyexempted。Anditwouldbehardindeed,ifsoremoteaprince\'snotionsofvirtueandviceweretobeofferedasastandardforallmankind。
ToconfirmwhatIhavenowsaid,andfurthertoshowthemiserableeffectsofaconfinededucation,Ishallhereinsertapassage,whichwillhardlyobtainbelief。Inhopestoingratiatemyselffurtherintohismajesty\'sfavour,Itoldhimof"aninvention,discoveredbetweenthreeandfourhundredyearsago,tomakeacertainpowder,intoaheapofwhich,thesmallestsparkoffirefalling,wouldkindlethewholeinamoment,althoughitwereasbigasamountain,andmakeitallflyupintheairtogether,withanoiseandagitationgreaterthanthunder。Thataproperquantityofthispowderrammedintoahollowtubeofbrassoriron,accordingtoitsbigness,woulddriveaballofironorlead,withsuchviolenceandspeed,asnothingwasabletosustainitsforce。Thatthelargestballsthusdischarged,wouldnotonlydestroywholeranksofanarmyatonce,butbatterthestrongestwallstotheground,sinkdownships,withathousandmenineach,tothebottomofthesea,andwhenlinkedtogetherbyachain,wouldcutthroughmastsandrigging,dividehundredsofbodiesinthemiddle,andlayallwastebeforethem。Thatweoftenputthispowderintolargehollowballsofiron,anddischargedthembyanengineintosomecitywewerebesieging,whichwouldripupthepavements,tearthehousestopieces,burstandthrowsplintersoneveryside,dashingoutthebrainsofallwhocamenear。ThatIknewtheingredientsverywell,whichwerecheapandcommon;Iunderstoodthemannerofcompoundingthem,andcoulddirecthisworkmenhowtomakethosetubes,ofasizeproportionabletoallotherthingsinhismajesty\'skingdom,andthelargestneednotbeaboveahundredfeetlong;twentyorthirtyofwhichtubes,chargedwiththeproperquantityofpowderandballs,wouldbatterdownthewallsofthestrongesttowninhisdominionsinafewhours,ordestroythewholemetropolis,ifeveritshouldpretendtodisputehisabsolutecommands。"ThisIhumblyofferedtohismajesty,asasmalltributeofacknowledgment,inturnforsomanymarksthatIhadreceived,ofhisroyalfavourandprotection。
ThekingwasstruckwithhorroratthedescriptionIhadgivenofthoseterribleengines,andtheproposalIhadmade。"Hewasamazed,howsoimpotentandgrovellinganinsectasI"(thesewerehisexpressions)"couldentertainsuchinhumanideas,andinsofamiliaramanner,astoappearwhollyunmovedatallthescenesofbloodanddesolationwhichIhadpaintedasthecommoneffectsofthosedestructivemachines;whereof,"hesaid,"someevilgenius,enemytomankind,musthavebeenthefirstcontriver。Asforhimself,heprotested,thatalthoughfewthingsdelightedhimsomuchasnewdiscoveriesinartorinnature,yethewouldratherlosehalfhiskingdom,thanbeprivytosuchasecret;whichhecommandedme,asIvaluedanylife,nevertomentionanymore。"
Astrangeeffectofnarrowprinciplesandviews!thataprincepossessedofeveryqualitywhichprocuresveneration,love,andesteem;ofstrongparts,greatwisdom,andprofoundlearning,endowedwithadmirabletalents,andalmostadoredbyhissubjects,should,fromanice,unnecessaryscruple,whereofinEuropewecanhavenoconception,letslipanopportunityputintohishandsthatwouldhavemadehimabsolutemasterofthelives,theliberties,andthefortunesofhispeople!NeitherdoIsaythis,withtheleastintentiontodetractfromthemanyvirtuesofthatexcellentking,whosecharacter,Iamsensible,will,onthisaccount,beverymuchlessenedintheopinionofanEnglishreader:butItakethisdefectamongthemtohaverisenfromtheirignorance,bynothavinghithertoreducedpoliticsintoascience,asthemoreacutewitsofEuropehavedone。For,Irememberverywell,inadiscourseonedaywiththeking,whenIhappenedtosay,"therewereseveralthousandbooksamonguswrittenupontheartofgovernment,"itgavehim(directlycontrarytomyintention)averymeanopinionofourunderstandings。Heprofessedbothtoabominateanddespiseallmystery,refinement,andintrigue,eitherinaprinceoraminister。HecouldnottellwhatImeantbysecretsofstate,whereanenemy,orsomerivalnation,werenotinthecase。Heconfinedtheknowledgeofgoverningwithinverynarrowbounds,tocommonsenseandreason,tojusticeandlenity,tothespeedydeterminationofcivilandcriminalcauses;withsomeotherobvioustopics,whicharenotworthconsidering。Andhegaveitforhisopinion,"thatwhoevercouldmaketwoearsofcorn,ortwobladesofgrass,togrowuponaspotofgroundwhereonlyonegrewbefore,woulddeservebetterofmankind,anddomoreessentialservicetohiscountry,thanthewholeraceofpoliticiansputtogether。"
Thelearningofthispeopleisverydefective,consistingonlyinmorality,history,poetry,andmathematics,whereintheymustbeallowedtoexcel。Butthelastoftheseiswhollyappliedtowhatmaybeusefulinlife,totheimprovementofagriculture,andallmechanicalarts;sothatamongus,itwouldbelittleesteemed。Andastoideas,entities,abstractions,andtranscendentals,Icouldneverdrivetheleastconceptionintotheirheads。
Nolawinthatcountrymustexceedinwordsthenumberoflettersintheiralphabet,whichconsistsonlyoftwoandtwenty。Butindeedfewofthemextendeventothatlength。Theyareexpressedinthemostplainandsimpleterms,whereinthosepeoplearenotmercurialenoughtodiscoveraboveoneinterpretation:andtowriteacommentuponanylaw,isacapitalcrime。Astothedecisionofcivilcauses,orproceedingsagainstcriminals,theirprecedentsaresofew,thattheyhavelittlereasontoboastofanyextraordinaryskillineither。
Theyhavehadtheartofprinting,aswellastheChinese,timeoutofmind:buttheirlibrariesarenotverylarge;forthatoftheking,whichisreckonedthelargest,doesnotamounttoaboveathousandvolumes,placedinagalleryoftwelvehundredfeetlong,whenceIhadlibertytoborrowwhatbooksIpleased。Thequeen\'sjoinerhadcontrivedinoneofGlumdalclitch\'srooms,akindofwoodenmachinefive-and-twentyfeethigh,formedlikeastandingladder;thestepswereeachfiftyfeetlong。Itwasindeedamoveablepairofstairs,thelowestendplacedattenfeetdistancefromthewallofthechamber。ThebookIhadamindtoread,wasputupleaningagainstthewall:Ifirstmountedtotheupperstepoftheladder,andturningmyfacetowardsthebook,beganatthetopofthepage,andsowalkingtotherightandleftabouteightortenpaces,accordingtothelengthofthelines,tillIhadgottenalittlebelowthelevelofmineeyes,andthendescendinggraduallytillIcametothebottom:afterwhichImountedagain,andbegantheotherpageinthesamemanner,andsoturnedovertheleaf,whichIcouldeasilydowithbothmyhands,foritwasasthickandstiffasapasteboard,andinthelargestfoliosnotaboveeighteenortwentyfeetlong。
Theirstyleisclear,masculine,andsmooth,butnotflorid;fortheyavoidnothingmorethanmultiplyingunnecessarywords,orusingvariousexpressions。Ihaveperusedmanyoftheirbooks,especiallythoseinhistoryandmorality。Amongtherest,Iwasmuchdivertedwithalittleoldtreatise,whichalwayslayinGlumdalclitch\'sbedchamber,andbelongedtohergoverness,agraveelderlygentlewoman,whodealtinwritingsofmoralityanddevotion。Thebooktreatsoftheweaknessofhumankind,andisinlittleesteem,exceptamongthewomenandthevulgar。
However,Iwascurioustoseewhatanauthorofthatcountrycouldsayuponsuchasubject。ThiswriterwentthroughalltheusualtopicsofEuropeanmoralists,showing"howdiminutive,contemptible,andhelplessananimalwasmaninhisownnature;
howunabletodefendhimselffrominclemenciesoftheair,orthefuryofwildbeasts:howmuchhewasexcelledbyonecreatureinstrength,byanotherinspeed,byathirdinforesight,byafourthinindustry。"Headded,"thatnaturewasdegeneratedintheselatterdecliningagesoftheworld,andcouldnowproduceonlysmallabortivebirths,incomparisonofthoseinancienttimes。"Hesaid"itwasveryreasonabletothink,notonlythatthespeciesofmenwereoriginallymuchlarger,butalsothattheremusthavebeengiantsinformerages;which,asitisassertedbyhistoryandtradition,soithasbeenconfirmedbyhugebonesandskulls,casuallydugupinseveralpartsofthekingdom,farexceedingthecommondwindledraceofmeninourdays。"Heargued,"thattheverylawsofnatureabsolutelyrequiredweshouldhavebeenmade,inthebeginningofasizemorelargeandrobust;notsoliabletodestructionfromeverylittleaccident,ofatilefallingfromahouse,orastonecastfromthehandofaboy,orbeingdrownedinalittlebrook。"
Fromthiswayofreasoning,theauthordrewseveralmoralapplications,usefulintheconductoflife,butneedlessheretorepeat。Formyownpart,Icouldnotavoidreflectinghowuniversallythistalentwasspread,ofdrawinglecturesinmorality,orindeedrathermatterofdiscontentandrepining,fromthequarrelsweraisewithnature。AndIbelieve,uponastrictinquiry,thosequarrelsmightbeshownasill-groundedamongusastheyareamongthatpeople。
Astotheirmilitaryaffairs,theyboastthattheking\'sarmyconsistsofahundredandseventy-sixthousandfoot,andthirty-twothousandhorse:ifthatmaybecalledanarmy,whichismadeupoftradesmenintheseveralcities,andfarmersinthecountry,whosecommandersareonlythenobilityandgentry,withoutpayorreward。Theyareindeedperfectenoughintheirexercises,andunderverygooddiscipline,whereinIsawnogreatmerit;forhowshoulditbeotherwise,whereeveryfarmerisunderthecommandofhisownlandlord,andeverycitizenunderthatoftheprincipalmeninhisowncity,chosenafterthemannerofVenice,byballot?
IhaveoftenseenthemilitiaofLorbrulgruddrawnouttoexercise,inagreatfieldnearthecityoftwentymilessquare。
Theywereinallnotabovetwenty-fivethousandfoot,andsixthousandhorse;butitwasimpossibleformetocomputetheirnumber,consideringthespaceofgroundtheytookup。A
cavalier,mountedonalargesteed,mightbeaboutninetyfeethigh。Ihaveseenthiswholebodyofhorse,uponawordofcommand,drawtheirswordsatonce,andbrandishthemintheair。
Imaginationcanfigurenothingsogrand,sosurprising,andsoastonishing!itlookedasiftenthousandflashesoflightningweredartingatthesametimefromeveryquarterofthesky。
Iwascurioustoknowhowthisprince,towhosedominionsthereisnoaccessfromanyothercountry,cametothinkofarmies,ortoteachhispeoplethepracticeofmilitarydiscipline。ButI
wassooninformed,bothbyconversationandreadingtheirhistories;for,inthecourseofmanyages,theyhavebeentroubledwiththesamediseasetowhichthewholeraceofmankindissubject;thenobilityoftencontendingforpower,thepeopleforliberty,andthekingforabsolutedominion。Allwhich,howeverhappilytemperedbythelawsofthatkingdom,havebeensometimesviolatedbyeachofthethreeparties,andhavemorethanonceoccasionedcivilwars;thelastwhereofwashappilyputanendtobythisprince\'sgrand-father,inageneralcomposition;andthemilitia,thensettledwithcommonconsent,hasbeeneversincekeptinthestrictestduty。
CHAPTERVIII。
[Thekingandqueenmakeaprogresstothefrontiers。Theauthorattendsthem。Themannerinwhichheleavesthecountryveryparticularlyrelated。HereturnstoEngland。]
IhadalwaysastrongimpulsethatIshouldsometimerecovermyliberty,thoughitwasimpossibletoconjecturebywhatmeans,ortoformanyprojectwiththeleasthopeofsucceeding。TheshipinwhichIsailed,wasthefirsteverknowntobedrivenwithinsightofthatcoast,andthekinghadgivenstrictorders,thatifatanytimeanotherappeared,itshouldbetakenashore,andwithallitscrewandpassengersbroughtinatumbriltoLorbrulgrud。Hewasstronglybenttogetmeawomanofmyownsize,bywhomImightpropagatethebreed:butIthinkIshouldratherhavediedthanundergonethedisgraceofleavingaposteritytobekeptincages,liketamecanary-birds,andperhaps,intime,soldaboutthekingdom,topersonsofquality,forcuriosities。Iwasindeedtreatedwithmuchkindness:Iwasthefavouriteofagreatkingandqueen,andthedelightofthewholecourt;butitwasuponsuchafootasillbecamethedignityofhumankind。IcouldneverforgetthosedomesticpledgesIhadleftbehindme。Iwantedtobeamongpeople,withwhomIcouldconverseuponeventerms,andwalkaboutthestreetsandfieldswithoutbeingafraidofbeingtrodtodeathlikeafrogorayoungpuppy。ButmydeliverancecamesoonerthanI
expected,andinamannernotverycommon;thewholestoryandcircumstancesofwhichIshallfaithfullyrelate。
Ihadnowbeentwoyearsinthiscountry;andaboutthebeginningofthethird,GlumdalclitchandIattendedthekingandqueen,inaprogresstothesouthcoastofthekingdom。Iwascarried,asusual,inmytravelling-box,whichasIhavealreadydescribed,wasaveryconvenientcloset,oftwelvefeetwide。AndIhadorderedahammocktobefixed,bysilkenropesfromthefourcornersatthetop,tobreakthejolts,whenaservantcarriedmebeforehimonhorseback,asIsometimesdesired;andwouldoftensleepinmyhammock,whilewewereupontheroad。Ontheroofofmycloset,notdirectlyoverthemiddleofthehammock,Iorderedthejoinertocutoutaholeofafootsquare,togivemeairinhotweather,asIslept;whichholeIshutatpleasurewithaboardthatdrewbackwardandforwardthroughagroove。
Whenwecametoourjourney\'send,thekingthoughtpropertopassafewdaysatapalacehehasnearFlanflasnic,acitywithineighteenEnglishmilesoftheseaside。GlumdalclitchandIweremuchfatigued:Ihadgottenasmallcold,butthepoorgirlwassoillastobeconfinedtoherchamber。Ilongedtoseetheocean,whichmustbetheonlysceneofmyescape,ifeveritshouldhappen。IpretendedtobeworsethanIreallywas,anddesiredleavetotakethefreshairofthesea,withapage,whomIwasveryfondof,andwhohadsometimesbeentrustedwithme。
IshallneverforgetwithwhatunwillingnessGlumdalclitchconsented,northestrictchargeshegavethepagetobecarefulofme,burstingatthesametimeintoafloodoftears,asifshehadsomeforbodingofwhatwastohappen。Theboytookmeoutinmybox,abouthalfanhourswalkfromthepalace,towardstherocksontheseashore。Iorderedhimtosetmedown,andliftinguponeofmysashes,castmanyawistfulmelancholylooktowardsthesea。Ifoundmyselfnotverywell,andtoldthepagethatI
hadamindtotakeanapinmyhammock,whichIhopedwoulddomegood。Igotin,andtheboyshutthewindowclosedown,tokeepoutthecold。Isoonfellasleep,andallIcanconjectureis,whileIslept,thepage,thinkingnodangercouldhappen,wentamongtherockstolookforbirds\'eggs,havingbeforeobservedhimfrommywindowsearchingabout,andpickinguponeortwointheclefts。Bethatasitwill,Ifoundmyselfsuddenlyawakedwithaviolentpulluponthering,whichwasfastenedatthetopofmyboxfortheconveniencyofcarriage。Ifeltmyboxraisedveryhighintheair,andthenborneforwardwithprodigiousspeed。Thefirstjolthadliketohaveshakenmeoutofmyhammock,butafterwardthemotionwaseasyenough。Icalledoutseveraltimes,asloudasIcouldraisemyvoice,butalltonopurpose。Ilookedtowardsmywindows,andcouldseenothingbutthecloudsandsky。Iheardanoisejustovermyhead,liketheclappingofwings,andthenbegantoperceivethewofulconditionIwasin;thatsomeeaglehadgottheringofmyboxinhisbeak,withanintenttoletitfallonarock,likeatortoiseinashell,andthenpickoutmybody,anddevourit:forthesagacityandsmellofthisbirdenableshimtodiscoverhisquarryatagreatdistance,thoughbetterconcealedthanIcouldbewithinatwo-inchboard。
Inalittletime,Iobservedthenoiseandflutterofwingstoincreaseveryfast,andmyboxwastossedupanddown,likeasigninawindyday。Iheardseveralbangsorbuffets,asI
thoughtgiventotheeagle(forsuchIamcertainitmusthavebeenthatheldtheringofmyboxinhisbeak),andthen,allonasudden,feltmyselffallingperpendicularlydown,foraboveaminute,butwithsuchincredibleswiftness,thatIalmostlostmybreath。Myfallwasstoppedbyaterriblesquash,thatsoundedloudertomyearsthanthecataractofNiagara;afterwhich,I
wasquiteinthedarkforanotherminute,andthenmyboxbegantorisesohigh,thatIcouldseelightfromthetopsofthewindows。InowperceivedIwasfallenintothesea。Mybox,bytheweightofmybody,thegoodsthatwerein,andthebroadplatesofironfixedforstrengthatthefourcornersofthetopandbottom,floatedaboutfivefeetdeepinwater。Ididthen,anddonowsuppose,thattheeaglewhichflewawaywithmyboxwaspursuedbytwoorthreeothers,andforcedtoletmedrop,whilehedefendedhimselfagainsttherest,whohopedtoshareintheprey。Theplatesofironfastenedatthebottomofthebox(forthosewerethestrongest)preservedthebalancewhileitfell,andhindereditfrombeingbrokenonthesurfaceofthewater。Everyjointofitwaswellgrooved;andthedoordidnotmoveonhinges,butupanddownlikeasash,whichkeptmyclosetsotightthatverylittlewatercamein。Igotwithmuchdifficultyoutofmyhammock,havingfirstventuredtodrawbacktheslip-boardontheroofalreadymentioned,contrivedonpurposetoletinair,forwantofwhichIfoundmyselfalmoststifled。
HowoftendidIthenwishmyselfwithmydearGlumdalclitch,fromwhomonesinglehourhadsofardividedme!AndImaysaywithtruth,thatinthemidstofmyownmisfortunesIcouldnotforbearlamentingmypoornurse,thegriefshewouldsufferformyloss,thedispleasureofthequeen,andtheruinofherfortune。PerhapsmanytravellershavenotbeenundergreaterdifficultiesanddistressthanIwasatthisjuncture,expectingeverymomenttoseemyboxdashedtopieces,oratleastoversetbythefirstviolentblast,orrisingwave。Abreachinonesinglepaneofglasswouldhavebeenimmediatedeath:norcouldanythinghavepreservedthewindows,butthestronglatticewiresplacedontheoutside,againstaccidentsintravelling。I
sawthewateroozeinatseveralcrannies,althoughtheleakswerenotconsiderable,andIendeavouredtostopthemaswellasIcould。Iwasnotabletoliftuptheroofofmycloset,whichotherwiseIcertainlyshouldhavedone,andsatonthetopofit;
whereImightatleastpreservemyselfsomehourslonger,thanbybeingshutup(asImaycallit)inthehold。OrifIescapedthesedangersforadayortwo,whatcouldIexpectbutamiserabledeathofcoldandhunger?Iwasfourhoursunderthesecircumstances,expecting,andindeedwishing,everymomenttobemylast。
Ihavealreadytoldthereaderthatthereweretwostrongstaplesfixeduponthatsideofmyboxwhichhadnowindow,andintowhichtheservant,whousedtocarrymeonhorseback,wouldputaleathernbelt,andbuckleitabouthiswaist。Beinginthisdisconsolatestate,Iheard,oratleastthoughtIheard,somekindofgratingnoiseonthatsideofmyboxwherethestapleswerefixed;andsoonafterIbegantofancythattheboxwaspulledortowedalongthesea;forInowandthenfeltasortoftugging,whichmadethewavesrisenearthetopsofmywindows,leavingmealmostinthedark。Thisgavemesomefainthopesofrelief,althoughIwasnotabletoimaginehowitcouldbebroughtabout。Iventuredtounscrewoneofmychairs,whichwerealwaysfastenedtothefloor;andhavingmadeahardshifttoscrewitdownagain,directlyundertheslipping-boardthatIhadlatelyopened,Imountedonthechair,andputtingmymouthasnearasIcouldtothehole,Icalledforhelpinaloudvoice,andinallthelanguagesIunderstood。IthenfastenedmyhandkerchieftoastickIusuallycarried,andthrustingitupthehole,waveditseveraltimesintheair,thatifanyboatorshipwerenear,theseamenmightconjecturesomeunhappymortaltobeshutupinthebox。
IfoundnoeffectfromallIcoulddo,butplainlyperceivedmyclosettobemovedalong;andinthespaceofanhour,orbetter,thatsideoftheboxwherethestapleswere,andhadnowindows,struckagainstsomethingthatwashard。Iapprehendedittobearock,andfoundmyselftossedmorethanever。Iplainlyheardanoiseuponthecoverofmycloset,likethatofacable,andthegratingofitasitpassedthroughthering。Ithenfoundmyselfhoistedup,bydegrees,atleastthreefeethigherthanIwasbefore。WhereuponIagainthrustupmystickandhandkerchief,callingforhelptillIwasalmosthoarse。Inreturntowhich,I
heardagreatshoutrepeatedthreetimes,givingmesuchtransportsofjoyasarenottobeconceivedbutbythosewhofeelthem。Inowheardatramplingovermyhead,andsomebodycallingthroughtheholewithaloudvoice,intheEnglishtongue,"Iftherebeanybodybelow,letthemspeak。"I
answered,"IwasanEnglishman,drawnbyillfortuneintothegreatestcalamitythateveranycreatureunderwent,andbegged,byallthatwasmoving,tobedeliveredoutofthedungeonIwasin。"Thevoicereplied,"Iwassafe,formyboxwasfastenedtotheirship;andthecarpentershouldimmediatelycomeandsawaholeinthecover,largeenoughtopullmeout。"Ianswered,"thatwasneedless,andwouldtakeuptoomuchtime;fortherewasnomoretobedone,butletoneofthecrewputhisfingerintothering,andtaketheboxoutoftheseaintotheship,andsointothecaptain\'scabin。"Someofthem,uponhearingmetalksowildly,thoughtIwasmad:otherslaughed;forindeeditnevercameintomyhead,thatIwasnowgotamongpeopleofmyownstatureandstrength。Thecarpentercame,andinafewminutessawedapassageaboutfourfeetsquare,thenletdownasmallladder,uponwhichImounted,andthencewastakenintotheshipinaveryweakcondition。
Thesailorswereallinamazement,andaskedmeathousandquestions,whichIhadnoinclinationtoanswer。Iwasequallyconfoundedatthesightofsomanypigmies,forsuchItookthemtobe,afterhavingsolongaccustomedmineeyestothemonstrousobjectsIhadleft。Butthecaptain,Mr。ThomasWilcocks,anhonestworthyShropshireman,observingIwasreadytofaint,tookmeintohiscabin,gavemeacordialtocomfortme,andmademeturninuponhisownbed,advisingmetotakealittlerest,ofwhichIhadgreatneed。BeforeIwenttosleep,IgavehimtounderstandthatIhadsomevaluablefurnitureinmybox,toogoodtobelost:afinehammock,ahandsomefield-bed,twochairs,atable,andacabinet;thatmyclosetwashungonallsides,orratherquilted,withsilkandcotton;thatifhewouldletoneofthecrewbringmyclosetintohiscabin,Iwouldopenittherebeforehim,andshowhimmygoods。Thecaptain,hearingmeuttertheseabsurdities,concludedIwasraving;however(Isupposetopacifyme)hepromisedtogiveorderasIdesired,andgoingupondeck,sentsomeofhismendownintomycloset,whence(asI
afterwardsfound)theydrewupallmygoods,andstrippedoffthequilting;butthechairs,cabinet,andbedstead,beingscrewedtothefloor,weremuchdamagedbytheignoranceoftheseamen,whotorethemupbyforce。Thentheyknockedoffsomeoftheboardsfortheuseoftheship,andwhentheyhadgotalltheyhadamindfor,letthehulldropintothesea,whichbyreasonofmanybreachesmadeinthebottomandsides,sunktorights。And,indeed,Iwasgladnottohavebeenaspectatorofthehavoctheymade,becauseIamconfidentitwouldhavesensiblytouchedme,bybringingformerpassagesintomymind,whichIwouldratherhaveforgot。
Isleptsomehours,butperpetuallydisturbedwithdreamsoftheplaceIhadleft,andthedangersIhadescaped。However,uponwaking,Ifoundmyselfmuchrecovered。Itwasnowabouteighto\'clockatnight,andthecaptainorderedsupperimmediately,thinkingIhadalreadyfastedtoolong。Heentertainedmewithgreatkindness,observingmenottolookwildly,ortalkinconsistently:and,whenwewereleftalone,desiredIwouldgivehimarelationofmytravels,andbywhataccidentIcametobesetadrift,inthatmonstrouswoodenchest。Hesaid"thatabouttwelveo\'clockatnoon,ashewaslookingthroughhisglass,hespieditatadistance,andthoughtitwasasail,whichhehadamindtomake,beingnotmuchoutofhiscourse,inhopesofbuyingsomebiscuit,hisownbeginningtofallshort。
Thatuponcomingnearer,andfindinghiserror,hesentouthislong-boattodiscoverwhatitwas;thathismencamebackinafright,swearingtheyhadseenaswimminghouse。Thathelaughedattheirfolly,andwenthimselfintheboat,orderinghismentotakeastrongcablealongwiththem。Thattheweatherbeingcalm,herowedroundmeseveraltimes,observedmywindowsandwirelatticesthatdefendedthem。Thathediscoveredtwostaplesupononeside,whichwasallofboards,withoutanypassageforlight。Hethencommandedhismentorowuptothatside,andfasteningacabletooneofthestaples,orderedthemtotowmychest,astheycalledit,towardtheship。Whenitwasthere,hegavedirectionstofastenanothercabletotheringfixedinthecover,andtoraiseupmychestwithpulleys,whichallthesailorswerenotabletodoabovetwoorthreefeet。"Hesaid,"theysawmystickandhandkerchiefthrustoutofthehole,andconcludedthatsomeunhappymanmustbeshutupinthecavity。"
Iasked,"whetherheorthecrewhadseenanyprodigiousbirdsintheair,aboutthetimehefirstdiscoveredme。"Towhichheanswered,thatdiscoursingthismatterwiththesailorswhileI
wasasleep,oneofthemsaid,hehadobservedthreeeaglesflyingtowardsthenorth,butremarkednothingoftheirbeinglargerthantheusualsize:"whichIsupposemustbeimputedtothegreatheighttheywereat;andhecouldnotguessthereasonofmyquestion。Ithenaskedthecaptain,"howfarhereckonedwemightbefromland?"Hesaid,"bythebestcomputationhecouldmake,wewereatleastahundredleagues。"Iassuredhim,"thathemustbemistakenbyalmosthalf,forIhadnotleftthecountrywhenceIcameabovetwohoursbeforeIdroppedintothesea。"Whereuponhebeganagaintothinkthatmybrainwasdisturbed,ofwhichhegavemeahint,andadvisedmetogotobedinacabinhehadprovided。Iassuredhim,"Iwaswellrefreshedwithhisgoodentertainmentandcompany,andasmuchinmysensesaseverIwasinmylife。"Hethengrewserious,anddesiredtoaskmefreely,"whetherIwerenottroubledinmymindbytheconsciousnessofsomeenormouscrime,forwhichIwaspunished,atthecommandofsomeprince,byexposingmeinthatchest;asgreatcriminals,inothercountries,havebeenforcedtoseainaleakyvessel,withoutprovisions:foralthoughheshouldbesorrytohavetakensoillamanintohisship,yethewouldengagehiswordtosetmesafeashore,inthefirstportwherewearrived。"Headded,"thathissuspicionsweremuchincreasedbysomeveryabsurdspeechesIhaddeliveredatfirsttohissailors,andafterwardstohimself,inrelationtomyclosetorchest,aswellasbymyoddlooksandbehaviourwhileI
wasatsupper。"
Ibeggedhispatiencetohearmetellmystory,whichI
faithfullydid,fromthelasttimeIleftEngland,tothemomenthefirstdiscoveredme。And,astruthalwaysforcesitswayintorationalminds,sothishonestworthygentleman,whohadsometinctureoflearning,andverygoodsense,wasimmediatelyconvincedofmycandourandveracity。ButfurthertoconfirmallIhadsaid,Ientreatedhimtogiveorderthatmycabinetshouldbebrought,ofwhichIhadthekeyinmypocket;forhehadalreadyinformedmehowtheseamendisposedofmycloset。I
openeditinhisownpresence,andshowedhimthesmallcollectionofraritiesImadeinthecountryfromwhichIhadbeensostrangelydelivered。TherewasthecombIhadcontrivedoutofthestumpsoftheking\'sbeard,andanotherofthesamematerials,butfixedintoaparingofhermajesty\'sthumb-nail,whichservedfortheback。Therewasacollectionofneedlesandpins,fromafoottohalfayardlong;fourwaspstings,likejoiner\'stacks;somecombingsofthequeen\'shair;agoldring,whichonedayshemademeapresentof,inamostobligingmanner,takingitfromherlittlefinger,andthrowingitovermyheadlikeacollar。Idesiredthecaptainwouldpleasetoacceptthisringinreturnforhiscivilities;whichheabsolutelyrefused。IshowedhimacornthatIhadcutoffwithmyownhand,fromamaidofhonour\'stoe;itwasaboutthebignessofKentishpippin,andgrownsohard,thatwhenIreturnedEngland,Igotithollowedintoacup,andsetinsilver。Lastly,I
desiredhimtoseethebreechesIhadthenon,whichweremadeofamouse\'sskin。
Icouldforcenothingonhimbutafootman\'stooth,whichI
observedhimtoexaminewithgreatcuriosity,andfoundhehadafancyforit。Hereceiveditwithabundanceofthanks,morethansuchatriflecoulddeserve。Itwasdrawnbyanunskilfulsurgeon,inamistake,fromoneofGlumdalclitch\'smen,whowasafflictedwiththetooth-ache,butitwasassoundasanyinhishead。Igotitcleaned,andputitintomycabinet。Itwasaboutafootlong,andfourinchesindiameter。
ThecaptainwasverywellsatisfiedwiththisplainrelationI
hadgivenhim,andsaid,"hehoped,whenwereturnedtoEngland,Iwouldobligetheworldbyputtingitonpaper,andmakingitpublic。"Myanswerwas,"thatwewereoverstockedwithbooksoftravels:thatnothingcouldnowpasswhichwasnotextraordinary;whereinIdoubtedsomeauthorslessconsultedtruth,thantheirownvanity,orinterest,orthediversionofignorantreaders;thatmystorycouldcontainlittlebesidecommonevents,withoutthoseornamentaldescriptionsofstrangeplants,trees,birds,andotheranimals;orofthebarbarouscustomsandidolatryofsavagepeople,withwhichmostwritersabound。However,Ithankedhimforhisgoodopinion,andpromisedtotakethematterintomythoughts。"
Hesaid"hewonderedatonethingverymuch,whichwas,tohearmespeaksoloud;"askingme"whetherthekingorqueenofthatcountrywerethickofhearing?"Itoldhim,"itwaswhatIhadbeenusedtoforabovetwoyearspast,andthatIadmiredasmuchatthevoicesofhimandhismen,whoseemedtomeonlytowhisper,andyetIcouldhearthemwellenough。But,whenI
spokeinthatcountry,itwaslikeamantalkinginthestreets,toanotherlookingoutfromthetopofasteeple,unlesswhenI
wasplacedonatable,orheldinanyperson\'shand。"Itoldhim,"Ihadlikewiseobservedanotherthing,that,whenIfirstgotintotheship,andthesailorsstoodallaboutme,IthoughttheywerethemostlittlecontemptiblecreaturesIhadeverbeheld。"Forindeed,whileIwasinthatprince\'scountry,I
couldneverenduretolookinaglass,aftermineeyeshadbeenaccustomedtosuchprodigiousobjects,becausethecomparisongavemesodespicableaconceitofmyself。Thecaptainsaid,"thatwhilewewereatsupper,heobservedmetolookateverythingwithasortofwonder,andthatIoftenseemedhardlyabletocontainmylaughter,whichheknewnotwellhowtotake,butimputedittosomedisorderinmybrain。"Ianswered,"itwasverytrue;andIwonderedhowIcouldforbear,whenIsawhisdishesofthesizeofasilverthree-pence,alegofporkhardlyamouthful,acupnotsobigasanut-shell;"andsoIwenton,describingtherestofhishousehold-stuffandprovisions,afterthesamemanner。For,althoughhequeenhadorderedalittleequipageofallthingsnecessaryforme,whileIwasinherservice,yetmyideaswerewhollytakenupwithwhatIsawoneverysideofme,andIwinkedatmyownlittleness,aspeopledoattheirownfaults。Thecaptainunderstoodmyrailleryverywell,andmerrilyrepliedwiththeoldEnglishproverb,"thathedoubtedmineeyeswerebiggerthanmybelly,forhedidnotobservemystomachsogood,althoughIhadfastedallday;"and,continuinginhismirth,protested"hewouldhavegladlygivenahundredpounds,tohaveseenmyclosetintheeagle\'sbill,andafterwardsinitsfallfromsogreataheightintothesea;whichwouldcertainlyhavebeenamostastonishingobject,worthytohavethedescriptionofittransmittedtofutureages:"andthecomparisonofPhaetonwassoobvious,thathecouldnotforbearapplyingit,althoughIdidnotmuchadmiretheconceit。
ThecaptainhavingbeenatTonquin,was,inhisreturntoEngland,drivennorth-eastwardtothelatitudeof44degrees,andlongitudeof143。Butmeetingatrade-windtwodaysafterIcameonboardhim,wesailedsouthwardalongtime,andcoastingNewHolland,keptourcoursewest-south-west,andthensouth-south-west,tillwedoubledtheCapeofGoodHope。Ourvoyagewasveryprosperous,butIshallnottroublethereaderwithajournalofit。Thecaptaincalledinatoneortwoports,andsentinhislong-boatforprovisionsandfreshwater;butI
neverwentoutoftheshiptillwecameintotheDowns,whichwasonthethirddayofJune,1706,aboutninemonthsaftermyescape。Iofferedtoleavemygoodsinsecurityforpaymentofmyfreight:butthecaptainprotestedhewouldnotreceiveonefarthing。Wetookakindleaveofeachother,andImadehimpromisehewouldcometoseemeatmyhouseinRedriff。Ihiredahorseandguideforfiveshillings,whichIborrowedofthecaptain。
AsIwasontheroad,observingthelittlenessofthehouses,thetrees,thecattle,andthepeople,IbegantothinkmyselfinLilliput。IwasafraidoftramplingoneverytravellerImet,andoftencalledaloudtohavethemstandoutoftheway,sothatIhadliketohavegottenoneortwobrokenheadsformyimpertinence。
WhenIcametomyownhouse,forwhichIwasforcedtoinquire,oneoftheservantsopeningthedoor,Ibentdowntogoin,(likeagooseunderagate,)forfearofstrikingmyhead。Mywiferunouttoembraceme,butIstoopedlowerthanherknees,thinkingshecouldotherwiseneverbeabletoreachmymouth。Mydaughterkneeledtoaskmyblessing,butIcouldnotseehertillshearose,havingbeensolongusedtostandwithmyheadandeyeserecttoabovesixtyfeet;andthenIwenttotakeherupwithonehandbythewaist。Ilookeddownupontheservants,andoneortwofriendswhowereinthehouse,asiftheyhadbeenpigmiesandIagiant。Itoldmywife,"shehadbeentoothrifty,forI
foundshehadstarvedherselfandherdaughtertonothing。"Inshort,Ibehavedmyselfsounaccountably,thattheywereallofthecaptain\'sopinionwhenhefirstsawme,andconcludedIhadlostmywits。ThisImentionasaninstanceofthegreatpowerofhabitandprejudice。
Inalittletime,Iandmyfamilyandfriendscametoarightunderstanding:butmywifeprotested"Ishouldnevergotoseaanymore;"althoughmyevildestinysoordered,thatshehadnotpowertohinderme,asthereadermayknowhereafter。Inthemeantime,Ihereconcludethesecondpartofmyunfortunatevoyages。
PARTIII。AVOYAGETOLAPUTA,BALNIBARBI,LUGGNAGG,GLUBBDUBDRIB,ANDJAPAN。
CHAPTERI。
[Theauthorsetsoutonhisthirdvoyage。Istakenbypirates。
ThemaliceofaDutchman。Hisarrivalatanisland。HeisreceivedintoLaputa。]
Ihadnotbeenathomeabovetendays,whenCaptainWilliamRobinson,aCornishman,commanderoftheHopewell,astoutshipofthreehundredtons,cametomyhouse。Ihadformerlybeensurgeonofanothershipwherehewasmaster,andafourthpartowner,inavoyagetotheLevant。Hehadalwaystreatedmemorelikeabrother,thananinferiorofficer;and,hearingofmyarrival,mademeavisit,asIapprehendedonlyoutoffriendship,fornothingpassedmorethanwhatisusualafterlongabsences。Butrepeatinghisvisitsoften,expressinghisjoytofindImeingoodhealth,asking,"whetherIwerenowsettledforlife?"adding,"thatheintendedavoyagetotheEastIndiesintwomonths,"atlastheplainlyinvitedme,thoughwithsomeapologies,tobesurgeonoftheship;"thatIshouldhaveanothersurgeonunderme,besideourtwomates;thatmysalaryshouldbedoubletotheusualpay;andthathavingexperiencedmyknowledgeinsea-affairstobeatleastequaltohis,hewouldenterintoanyengagementtofollowmyadvice,asmuchasifIhadsharedinthecommand。"
Hesaidsomanyotherobligingthings,andIknewhimtobesohonestaman,thatIcouldnotrejectthisproposal;thethirstI
hadofseeingtheworld,notwithstandingmypastmisfortunes,continuingasviolentasever。Theonlydifficultythatremained,wastopersuademywife,whoseconsenthoweverIatlastobtained,bytheprospectofadvantagesheproposedtoherchildren。
Wesetoutthe5thdayofAugust,1706,andarrivedatFortSt。
Georgethe11thofApril,1707。Westaidtherethreeweekstorefreshourcrew,manyofwhomweresick。FromthencewewenttoTonquin,wherethecaptainresolvedtocontinuesometime,becausemanyofthegoodsheintendedtobuywerenotready,norcouldheexpecttobedispatchedinseveralmonths。Therefore,inhopestodefraysomeofthechargeshemustbeat,heboughtasloop,loadeditwithseveralsortsofgoods,wherewiththeTonquineseusuallytradetotheneighbouringislands,andputtingfourteenmenonboard,whereofthreewereofthecountry,heappointedmemasterofthesloop,andgavemepowertotraffic,whilehetransactedhisaffairsatTonquin。
Wehadnotsailedabovethreedays,whenagreatstormarising,weweredrivenfivedaystothenorth-north-east,andthentotheeast:afterwhichwehadfairweather,butstillwithaprettystronggalefromthewest。Uponthetenthdaywewerechasedbytwopirates,whosoonovertookus;formysloopwassodeepladen,thatshesailedveryslow,neitherwereweinaconditiontodefendourselves。
Wewereboardedaboutthesametimebyboththepirates,whoenteredfuriouslyattheheadoftheirmen;butfindingusallprostrateuponourfaces(forsoIgaveorder),theypinioneduswithstrongropes,andsettingguarduponus,wenttosearchthesloop。
IobservedamongthemaDutchman,whoseemedtobeofsomeauthority,thoughhewasnotcommanderofeithership。HeknewusbyourcountenancestobeEnglishmen,andjabberingtousinhisownlanguage,sworeweshouldbetiedbacktobackandthrownintothesea。IspokenDutchtolerablywell;Itoldhimwhowewere,andbeggedhim,inconsiderationofourbeingChristiansandProtestants,ofneighbouringcountriesinstrictalliance,thathewouldmovethecaptainstotakesomepityonus。Thisinflamedhisrage;herepeatedhisthreatenings,andturningtohiscompanions,spokewithgreatvehemenceintheJapaneselanguage,asIsuppose,oftenusingthewordCHRISTIANOS。
ThelargestofthetwopirateshipswascommandedbyaJapanesecaptain,whospokealittleDutch,butveryimperfectly。Hecameuptome,andafterseveralquestions,whichIansweredingreathumility,hesaid,"weshouldnotdie。"Imadethecaptainaverylowbow,andthen,turningtotheDutchman,said,"Iwassorrytofindmoremercyinaheathen,thaninabrotherchristian。"ButIhadsoonreasontorepentthosefoolishwords:
forthatmaliciousreprobate,havingoftenendeavouredinvaintopersuadeboththecaptainsthatImightbethrownintothesea(whichtheywouldnotyieldto,afterthepromisemademethatI
shouldnotdie),however,prevailedsofar,astohaveapunishmentinflictedonme,worse,inallhumanappearance,thandeathitself。Mymenweresentbyanequaldivisionintoboththepirateships,andmysloopnewmanned。Astomyself,itwasdeterminedthatIshouldbesetadriftinasmallcanoe,withpaddlesandasail,andfourdays\'provisions;whichlast,theJapanesecaptainwassokindtodoubleoutofhisownstores,andwouldpermitnomantosearchme。Igotdownintothecanoe,whiletheDutchman,standinguponthedeck,loadedmewithallthecursesandinjurioustermshislanguagecouldafford。
AboutanhourbeforewesawthepiratesIhadtakenanobservation,andfoundwewereinthelatitudeof46N。andlongitudeof183。WhenIwasatsomedistancefromthepirates,I
discovered,bymypocket-glass,severalislandstothesouth-east。Isetupmysail,thewindbeingfair,withadesigntoreachthenearestofthoseislands,whichImadeashifttodo,inaboutthreehours。Itwasallrocky:howeverIgotmanybirds\'eggs;and,strikingfire,Ikindledsomeheathanddrysea-weed,bywhichIroastedmyeggs。Iatenoothersupper,beingresolvedtosparemyprovisionsasmuchasIcould。I
passedthenightundertheshelterofarock,strewingsomeheathunderme,andsleptprettywell。
ThenextdayIsailedtoanotherisland,andthencetoathirdandfourth,sometimesusingmysail,andsometimesmypaddles。
But,nottotroublethereaderwithaparticularaccountofmydistresses,letitsuffice,thatonthefifthdayIarrivedatthelastislandinmysight,whichlaysouth-south-easttotheformer。