The Lady, or the Tiger

第24章

AsIsatdowntoapoorly—equippedluncheon—tableonboardtheAustro—OrientlinerFranzJoseph,Imournedinmyheart(andImaysayincidentallyinotherportionsofmyinternaleconomy)thecomfortandgastronomicluxuryoftheKingandEmperorHotelatTrieste。Abriefcomparisonbetweenthemenusofto—day’slunchandyesterday’swillaffordtothereaderastrikingobject—lesson:

Trieste。Steamer。

Eggsalacocotte。Scrambledeggsontoast。

Stewedchicken,withpaprika。jColdchicken。

DevilledslicesofWestphalianhamColdham。

(boiledinwine)。Bismarckherrings。

Tunnyfish,pickled。Stewedapples。

Rice,burstincream。Swisscheese。

Guavajelly。

Consequence:YesterdayIwaswellandhappy,andlookedforwardtoagoodnight’ssleep,whichcameoff。To—dayIamdullandheavy,alsorestless,andIamconvincedthatatsleeping—timemyliverwillhaveitallitsownway。

ThejourneytoRagusa,andthencetoPlazac,iswritlargewithapigmentofmiseryonatleastonehumanheart。Letasilencefalluponit!InsuchwiseonlycanJusticeandMercyjoinhands。

Plazacisamiserableplace。Thereisnotadecenthotelinit。ItwasperhapsonthisaccountthatthenewKing,Rupert,haderectedfortheallegedconvenienceofhisguestsofthePressaseriesoflargetemporaryhotels,suchaswereinevidenceattheSt。LouisExposition。Hereeachguestwasgivenaroomtohimself,somewhatafterthenatureofthecribsinaRowtonhouse。FrommyfirstnightinitIamabletospeakfromexperienceofthesufferingsofaprisonerofthethirdclass。Iam,however,boundtosaythatthediningandreceptionroomswere,thoughuncomfortablyplain,adequatefortemporaryuse。Happilyweshallnothavetoenduremanymoremealshere,asto—morrowwealldinewiththeKingintheStateHouse;andasthecuisineisunderthecontrolofthatcordonbleu,GastondeFauxPas,whosolongcontrolledthegastronomic(wemightalmostsayGastonomic)destiniesoftheRoisdesDiamantsinthePlaceVendome,wemay,Ithink,lookforwardtonotgoingtobedhungry。Indeed,theanticipationsformedfromasurveyofourmeagresleepingaccommodationwerenotrealizedatdinnertimeto—night。Toourintenseastonishment,anexcellentdinnerwasserved,though,tobesure,thecolddishespredominated(athingIalwaysfindbadforone’sliver)。Justaswewerefinishing,theKing(nominated)cameamongstusinquiteaninformalway,and,havingbiddenusaheartywelcome,askedthatweshoulddrinkaglassofwinetogether。Thiswedidinanexcellent(ifrathersweet)glassofCliquot’93。KingRupert(nominated)thenaskedustoresumeourseats。Hewalkedbetweenthetables,nowandagainrecognizingsomejournalisticfriendwhomhehadmetearlyinlifeinhisdaysofadventure。Themenspokentoseemedvastlypleased——withthemselvesprobably。

Prettybadformofthem,Icallit!Formyself,IwasgladIhadnotpreviouslymethiminthesamecasualway,asitsavedmefromwhatI

shouldhavefeltahumiliation——thebeingpatronizedinthatpublicwaybyaprospectiveKingwhohadnot(inaCourtsense)beenborn。

Thewriter,whoisbyprofessionabarrister—at—law,issatisfiedatbeinghimselfacountygentlemanandheirtoanhistoricestateintheancientcountyofSalop,whichcanboastalargerpopulationthantheLandoftheBlueMountains。

EDITORIALNOTE。——Wemustaskourreaderstopardonthereportinyesterday’spapersentfromPlazac。Thewriterwasnotonourregularstaff,butaskedtobeallowedtowritethereport,ashewasakinsmanofKingRupertoftheBlueMountains,andwouldthereforebeinapositiontoobtainspecialinformationandfacilitiesofdescription"frominside,"asheputsit。Onreadingthepaper,wecabledhisrecall;wecabledalso,incasehedidnotobey,tohavehisejectmenteffectedforthwith。

WehavealsocabledMr。MordredBooth,thewell—knowncorrespondent,whowas,toourknowledge,inPlazacforhisownpurposes,tosendusfull(andproper)details。Wetakeitourreaderswillpreferagraphicaccountoftheceremonytoafarragoofcheapmenus,commentsonhisownliver,andabelittlingofanEnglishmanofsuchnoblecharacterandachievementsthatarisingnationhaschosenhimfortheirKing,andonewhomourownnationlovestohonour。Weshallnot,ofcourse,mentionourabortivecorrespondent’sname,unlesscompelledtheretobyanyfutureutteranceofhis。

FROM"TheLondonMessenger。"

THECORONATIONOFKINGRUPERTOFTHEBLUEMOUNTAINS。

(ByourSpecialCorrespondent,MordredBooth。)

PLAZAC,October17,1907。

Plazacdoesnotboastofacathedraloranychurchofsufficientdimensionsforacoronationceremonyonanadequatescale。ItwasthereforedecidedbytheNationalCouncil,withtheconsentoftheKing,thatitshouldbeheldattheoldchurchofSt。SavaatVissarion——theformerhomeoftheQueen。Accordingly,arrangementshadbeenmadetobringthitheronthewarshipsonthemorningofthecoronationthewholeofthenation’sguests。InSt。Sava’sthereligiousceremonywouldtakeplace,afterwhichtherewouldbeabanquetintheCastleofVissarion。TheguestswouldthenreturnonthewarshipstoPlazac,wherewouldbeheldwhatiscalledherethe"NationalCoronation。"

IntheLandoftheBlueMountainsitwascustomaryintheolddays,whentherewereKings,tohavetwoceremonies——onecarriedoutbytheofficialheadofthenationalChurch,theGreekChurch;theotherbythepeopleinaritualadoptedbythemselves,onmuchthesamebasisastheGermanicFolk—Moot。TheBlueMountainsisanationofstrangelyloyaltendencies。Whatwasathousandyearsagoistobeto—day——sofar,ofcourse,asispossibleunderthealteredconditionofthings。

ThechurchofSt。Savaisveryoldandverybeautiful,builtinthemannerofoldGreekchurches,fullofmonumentsofbygoneworthiesoftheBlueMountains。But,ofcourse,neitheritnortheceremonyheldinitto—daycancompareinsplendourwithcertainotherceremonials—

—forinstance,thecoronationofthepenultimateCzarinMoscow,ofAlfonsoXII。inMadrid,ofCarlosI。inLisbon。

ThechurchwasarrangedmuchafterthefashionofWestminsterAbbeyforthecoronationofKingEdwardVII。,though,ofcourse,notsomanypersonspresent,norsomuchindividualsplendour。Indeed,thenumberofthosepresent,outsidethoseofficiallyconcernedandthePressoftheworld,wasveryfew。

Themoststrikingfigurepresent——nexttoKingRupert,whoissevenfeethighandamagnificentman——wastheQueenConsort,Teuta。Shesatinfrontofasmallgalleryerectedforthepurposejustoppositethethrone。Sheisastrikinglybeautifulwoman,tallandfinely—

formed,withjet—blackhairandeyeslikeblackdiamonds,butwiththeuniquequalitythattherearestarsinthemwhichseemtotakevariedcolouraccordingtoeachstrongemotion。Butitwasnotevenherbeautyorthestarsinhereyeswhichdrewthefirstglanceofall。Thesedetailsshowedonscrutiny,butfromafarofftheattractivepointwasherdress。Surelyneverbeforedidwoman,besheQueenorpeasant,wearsuchacostumeonafestiveoccasion。

ShewasdressedinawhiteShroud,andinthatonly。Ihadheardsomethingofthestorywhichgoesbehindthatstrangecostume,andshalllateronsendittoyou。{2}

Whentheprocessionenteredthechurchthroughthegreatwesterndoor,thenationalsongoftheBlueMountains,"Guideourfeetthroughdarkness,OJehovah,"wassungbyanunseenchoir,inwhichtheorgan,supplementedbymartialinstruments,joined。TheArchbishopwasrobedinreadinessbeforethealtar,andclosearoundhimstoodtheArchimandritesofthefourgreatmonasteries。TheVladikastoodinfrontoftheMembersoftheNationalCouncil。A

littletoonesideofthisbodywasagroupofhighofficials,PresidentsoftheCouncilsofNationalLawandJustice,theChancellor,etc。——allinsplendidrobesofgreatantiquity——theHighMarshalloftheForcesandtheLordhighAdmiral。

Whenallwasreadyfortheceremonialactofcoronation,theArchbishopraisedhishand,whereuponthemusicceased。Turningaround,sothathefacedtheQueen,whothereonstoodup,theKingdrewhishandjarandsalutedherinBlueMountainfashion——thepointraisedashighpossible,andthendroppeddowntillitalmosttouchestheground。Everymaninthechurch,ecclesiasticsandall,wearthehandjar,an

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