Burlesques

第9章

CHAPTERVI。

THECONFESSION。

Butwehaveforgotten,meanwhile,thatprostrateindividual。

Havingexaminedthewoundsinhisside,legs,head,andthroat,theoldhermit(askilfulleech)kneltdownbythesideofthevanquishedoneandsaid,”SirKnight,itismypainfuldutytostatetoyouthatyouareinanexceedinglydangerouscondition,andwillnotprobablysurvive。””Sayyouso,SirPriest?then’tistimeImakemyconfession。

Hearkenyou,Priest,andyou,SirKnight,whoeveryoube。”

SirLudwig(who,muchaffectedbythescene,hadbeentyinghishorseuptoatree),liftedhisvisorandsaid,”GottfriedofGodesberg!Iamthefriendofthykinsman,MargraveKarl,whosehappinessthouhastruined;Iamthefriendofhischasteandvirtuouslady,whosefairfamethouhastbelied;IamthegodfatherofyoungCountOtto,whoseheritagethouwouldsthaveappropriated。

ThereforeImettheeindeadlyfight,andovercamethee,andhavewellnighfinishedthee。Speakon。””Ihavedoneallthis,”saidthedyingman,”andhere,inmylasthour,repentme。TheLadyTheodoraisaspotlesslady;theyouthfulOttothetruesonofhisfather——SirHildebrandtisnothisfather,buthisUNCLE。””GraciousBuffo!””CelestialBugo!”heresaidthehermitandtheKnightofHombourgsimultaneously,claspingtheirhands。”Yes,hisuncle;butwiththeBAR-SINISTERinhisscutcheon。Hencehecouldneverbeacknowledgedbythefamily;hence,too,theLadyTheodora’sspotlesspurity(thoughtheyoungpeoplehadbeenbroughtuptogether)couldneverbebroughttoowntherelationship。””MayIrepeatyourconfession?”askedthehermit。”Withthegreatestpleasureinlife:carrymyconfessiontotheMargrave,andprayhimgivemepardon。Werethere——anotary-publicpresent,”slowlygaspedtheknight,thefilmofdissolutionglazingoverhiseyes,”Iwouldask——you——two——gentlementowitnessit。I

wouldgladly——signthedeposition——thatis,ifIcouldwr-wr-wr-wr-

ite!”Afaintshudderingsmile——aquiver,agasp,agurgle——thebloodgushedfromhismouthinblackvolumes……”Hewillneversinmore,”saidthehermit,solemnly。”Mayheavenassoilziehim!”saidSirLudwig。”Hermit,hewasagallantknight。Hediedwithharnessonhisbackandwithtruthonhislips:LudwigofHombourgwouldasknootherdeath……”

AnhourafterwardstheprincipalservantsattheCastleofGodesbergwererathersurprisedtoseethenobleLordLouistrotintothecourt-yardofthecastle,withacompaniononthecrupperofhissaddle。’TwasthevenerablehermitofRolandseck,who,forthesakeofgreatercelerity,hadadoptedthisundignifiedconveyance,andwhoseappearanceandlittledumpylegsmightwellcreatehilarityamongthe”pamperedmenials”whoarealwaysfoundloungingaboutthehousesofthegreat。Heskippedoffthesaddlewithconsiderablelightnesshowever;andSirLudwig,takingthereverendmanbythearmandfrowningthejeeringservitorsintoawe,badeoneofthemleadhimtothepresenceofhisHighnesstheMargrave。”Whathaschanced?”saidtheinquisitiveservitor。”TheriderlesshorseofSirGottfriedwasseentogallopbytheouterwallanon。

TheMargrave’sGracehasneverquittedyourlordship’schamber,andsitsasonedistraught。””Holdthyprate,knave,andleaduson!”Andsosaying,theKnightandhisReverencemovedintothewell-knownapartment,where,accordingtotheservitor’sdescription,thewretchedMargravesatlikeastone。

Ludwigtookoneofthekindbroken-heartedman’shands,thehermitseizedtheother,andbegan(butonaccountofhisgreatage,withaprolixitywhichweshallnotendeavortoimitate)tonarratetheeventswhichwehavealreadydescribed。Letthedearreaderfancy,whilehisReverencespeaks,theglazedeyesoftheMargravegraduallylightingupwithattention;theflushofjoywhichmantlesinhiscountenance——thestart——thethrob——thealmostdeliriousoutburstofhystericexultationwithwhich,whenthewholetruthwasmadeknown,heclaspedthetwomessengersofgladtidingstohisbreast,withanenergythatalmostchokedtheagedrecluse!”Ride,ridethisinstanttotheMargravine——sayIhavewrongedher,thatitisallright,thatshemaycomeback——thatI

forgiveher——thatIapologizeifyouwill”——andasecretaryforthwithdespatchedanotetothateffect,whichwascarriedoffbyafleetmessenger。”NowwritetotheSuperiorofthemonasteryatCologne,andbidhimsendmebackmyboy,mydarling,myOtto——myOttoofroses!”saidthefondfather,makingthefirstplayuponwordshehadeverattemptedinhislife。Butwhatwillnotpaternalloveeffect?

Thesecretary(smilingatthejoke)wroteanotherletter,andanotherfleetmessengerwasdespatchedonanotherhorse。”Andnow,”saidSirLudwig,playfully,”letustolunch。Holyhermit,areyouforasnack?”

Thehermitcouldnotsaynayonanoccasionsofestive,andthethreegentlesseatedthemselvestoaplenteousrepast;forwhichtheremainsofthefeastofyesterdayoffered,itneednotbesaid,amplemeans。”Theywillbehomebydinner-time,”saidtheexultingfather。”Ludwig!reverendhermit!wewillcarryontillthen。”Andthecuppassedgaylyround,andthelaughandjestcirculated,whilethethreehappyfriendssatconfidentiallyawaitingthereturnoftheMargravineandherson。

Butalas!saidwenotrightlyatthecommencementofaformerchapter,thatbetwixtthelipandtheraisedwine-cupthereisoftenmanyaspill?thatourhopesarehigh,andoften,toooften,vain?Aboutthreehoursafterthedepartureofthefirstmessenger,hereturned,andwithanexceedinglylongfacekneltdownandpresentedtotheMargraveabillettothefollowingeffect:——”CONVENTOFNONNENWERTH,FridayAfternoon。”SIR——Ihavesubmittedtoolongtoyourill-usage,andamdisposedtobearitnomore。Iwillnolongerbemadethebuttofyourribaldsatire,andtheobjectofyourcoarseabuse。Lastweekyouthreatenedmewithyourcane!OnTuesdaylastyouthrewawine-

decanteratme,whichhitthebutler,itistrue,buttheintentionwasevident。Thismorning,inthepresenceofalltheservants,youcalledmebythemostvile,abominablename,whichheavenforbidIshouldrepeat!Youdismissedmefromyourhouseunderafalseaccusation。Yousentmetothisodiousconventtobeimmuredforlife。Beitso!Iwillnotcomeback,because,forsooth;yourelent。Anythingisbetterthanaresidencewithawicked,coarse,violent,intoxicated,brutalmonsterlikeyourself。Iremainhereforeverandblushtobeobligedtosignmyself”THEODORAVONGODESBERG。”P。S——Ihopeyoudonotintendtokeepallmybestgowns,jewels,andwearing-apparel;andmakenodoubtyoudismissedmefromyourhouseinordertomakewayforsomevilehussy,whoseeyesIwouldliketotearout。T。V。G。”

CHAPTERVII。

THESENTENCE。

Thissingulardocument,illustrativeofthepassionsofwomenatalltimes,andparticularlyofthemannersoftheearlyages,struckdismayintotheheartoftheMargrave。”Areherladyship’sinsinuationscorrect?”askedthehermit,inaseveretone。”Tocorrectawifewithacaneisavenial,Imaysayajustifiablepractice;buttoflingabottleatherisruinbothtotheliquorandtoher。””Butshesentacarving-knifeatmefirst,”saidtheheartbrokenhusband。”Ojealousy,cursedjealousy,why,whydidIeverlistentothygreenandyellowtongue?””Theyquarrelled;buttheylovedeachothersincerely,”whisperedSirLudwigtothehermit:whobegantodeliverforthwithalectureuponfamilydiscordandmaritalauthority,whichwouldhavesenthistwohearerstosleep,butforthearrivalofthesecondmessenger,whomtheMargravehaddespatchedtoCologneforhisson。

Thisheraldworeastilllongerfacethanthatofhiscomradewhoprecededhim。”Whereismydarling?”roaredtheagonizedparent。”Haveyebroughthimwithye?””N——no,”saidtheman,hesitating。”Iwillflogtheknavesoundlywhenhecomes,”criedthefather,vainlyendeavoring,underanappearanceofsternness,tohidehisinwardemotionandtenderness。”Please,yourHighness,”saidthemessenger,makingadesperateeffort,”CountOttoisnotattheconvent。””Knowye,knave,whereheis?”

Theswainsolemnlysaid,”Ido。HeisTHERE。”HepointedashespaketothebroadRhine,thatwasseenfromthecasement,lightedupbythemagnificenthuesofsunset。”THERE!HowmeanyeTHERE?”gaspedtheMargrave,wroughttoapitchofnervousfury。”Alas!mygoodlord,whenhewasintheboatwhichwastoconducthimtotheconvent,he——hejumpedsuddenlyfromit,andisdr——dr——owned。””Carrythatknaveoutandhanghim!”saidtheMargrave,withacalmnessmoredreadfulthananyoutburstofrage。”Leteverymanoftheboat’screwbeblownfromthemouthofthecannononthetower——exceptthecoxswain,andlethimbe——”

Whatwastobedonewiththecoxswain,nooneknows;foratthatmoment,andovercomebyhisemotion,theMargravesankdownlifelessonthefloor。

CHAPTERVIII。

THECHILDEOFGODESBERG。

Itmustbecleartothedullestintellect(ifamongstourreaderswedareventuretopresumethatadullintellectshouldbefound)

thatthecauseoftheMargrave’sfainting-fit,describedinthelastchapter,wasagroundlessapprehensiononthepartofthattoosolicitousandcredulousnoblemanregardingthefateofhisbelovedchild。No,youngOttowasNOTdrowned。Waseverheroofromanticstorydonetodeathsoearlyinthetale?YoungOttowasNOT

drowned。Hadsuchbeenthecase,theLordMargravewouldinfalliblyhavediedatthecloseofthelastchapter;andafewgloomysentencesatitsclosewouldhavedenotedhowthelovelyLadyTheodorabecameinsaneintheconvent,andhowSirLudwigdetermined,uponthedemiseoftheoldhermit(consequentupontheshockofhearingthenews),toretiretothevacanthermitage,andassumetherobe,thebeard,themortificationsofthelatevenerableandsolitaryecclesiastic。OttowasNOTdrowned,andallthosepersonagesofourhistoryareconsequentlyaliveandwell。

TheboatcontainingtheamazedyoungCount——forheknewnotthecauseofhisfather’sanger,andhencerebelledagainsttheunjustsentencewhichtheMargravehaduttered——hadnotrowedmanymiles,whenthegallantboyralliedfromhistemporarysurpriseanddespondency,anddeterminednottobeaslaveinanyconventofanyorder:determinedtomakeadesperateeffortforescape。Atamomentwhenthemenwerepullinghardagainstthetide,andKuno,thecoxswain,waslookingcarefullytosteerthebargebetweensomedangerousrocksandquicksandswhicharefrequentlymetwithinthemajesticthoughdangerousriver,Ottogaveasuddenspringfromtheboat,andwithonesingleflouncewasintheboiling,frothing,swirlingeddyofthestream。

Fancytheagonyofthecrewatthedisappearanceoftheiryounglord!Alllovedhim;allwouldhavegiventheirlivesforhim;butastheydidnotknowhowtoswim,ofcoursetheydeclinedtomakeanyuselessplungesinsearchofhim,andstoodontheiroarsinmutewonderandgrief。ONCE,hisfairheadandgoldenringletswereseentoarisefromthewater;TWICE,puffingandpanting,itappearedforaninstantagain;THRICE,itrosebutforonesinglemoment:itwasthelastchance,anditsunk,sunk,sunk。Knowingthereceptiontheywouldmeetwithfromtheirliegelord,themennaturallydidnotgohometoGodesberg,butputtinginatthefirstcreekontheoppositebank,fledintotheDukeofNassau’sterritory;where,astheyhavelittletodowithourtale,wewillleavethem。

ButtheylittleknewhowexpertaswimmerwasyoungOtto。Hehaddisappeared,itistrue;butwhy?becauseheHADDIVED。Hecalculatedthathisconductorswouldconsiderhimdrowned,andthedesireoflibertylendinghimwings,(orwehadrathersayFINS,inthisinstance,)thegallantboyswamonbeneaththewater,neverliftinghisheadforasinglemomentbetweenGodesbergandCologne——

thedistancebeingtwenty-fiveorthirtymiles。

Escapingfromobservation,helandedontheDeutzsideoftheriver,repairedtoacomfortableandquiethostelthere,sayinghehadhadanaccidentfromaboat,andthusaccountingforthemoistureofhishabiliments,andwhiletheseweredryingbeforeafireinhischamber,wentsnuglytobed,wherehemused,notwithoutamaze,onthestrangeeventsoftheday。”Thismorning,”

thoughthe,”anoble,andheirtoaprincelyestate——thiseveninganoutcast,withbutafewbank-noteswhichmymammaluckilygavemeonmybirthday。Whatastrangeentryintolifeisthisforayoungmanofmyfamily!Well,Ihavecourageandresolution:myfirstattemptinlifehasbeenagallantandsuccessfulone;otherdangerswillbeconqueredbysimilarbravery。”Andrecommendinghimself,hisunhappymother,andhismistakenfathertothecareoftheirpatronsaint,SaintBuffo,thegallant-heartedboyfellpresentlyintosuchasleepasonlytheyoung,thehealthy,theinnocent,andtheextremelyfatiguedcanenjoy。

Thefatiguesoftheday(andveryfewmenbutwouldbefatiguedafterswimmingwellnighthirtymilesunderwater)causedyoungOttotosleepsoprofoundly,thathedidnotremarkhow,afterFriday’ssunset,asanaturalconsequence,Saturday’sPhoebusilluminedtheworld,ay,andsunkathisappointedhour。Theserving-maidensofthehostel,peepingin,markedhimsleeping,andblessinghimforaprettyyouth,trippedlightlyfromthechamber;thebootstriedhaplytwiceorthricetocallhim(asbootswillfain),butthelovelyboy,givinganothersnore,turnedonhisside,andwasquiteunconsciousoftheinterruption。Inaword,theyouthsleptforsix-and-thirtyhoursatanelongation;andtheSundaysunwasshiningandthebellsofthehundredchurchesofColognewereclinkingandtollinginpiousfestivity,andtheburghersandburgheressesofthetownweretroopingtovespersandmorningservicewhenOttoawoke。

AshedonnedhisclothesoftherichestGenoavelvet,theastonishedboycouldnotatfirstaccountforhisdifficultyinputtingthemon。”Marry,”saidhe,”thesebreechesthatmyblessedmother”(tearsfilledhisfineeyesashethoughtofher)——”thatmyblessedmotherhadmadelongonpurpose,arenowteninchestooshortforme。Whir-r-r!mycoatcracksi’theback,asinvainI

trytobuckleitroundme;andthesleevesreachnofartherthanmyelbows!Whatisthismystery?AmIgrownfatandtallinasinglenight?Ah!ah!ah!ah!Ihaveit。”

Theyoungandgood-humoredChildelaughedmerrily。Hebethoughthimofthereasonofhismistake:hisgarmentshadshrunkfrombeingfive-and-twentymilesunderwater。

Butoneremedypresenteditselftohismind;andthatweneednotsaywastopurchasenewones。Inquiringthewaytothemostgenteelready-made-clothes’establishmentinthecityofCologne,andfindingitwaskeptintheMinoritenStrasse,byanancestorofthecelebratedMosesofLondon,thenobleChildehiedhimtowardstheemporium;butyoumaybesuredidnotneglecttoperformhisreligiousdutiesbytheway。Enteringthecathedral,hemadestraightfortheshrineofSaintBuffo,andhidinghimselfbehindapillarthere(fearinghemightberecognizedbythearchbishop,oranyofhisfather’snumerousfriendsinCologne),heproceededwithhisdevotions,aswasthepracticeoftheyoungnoblesoftheage。

Butthoughexceedinglyintentupontheservice,yethiseyecouldnotrefrainfromwanderingaLITTLEroundabouthim,andheremarkedwithsurprisethatthewholechurchwasfilledwitharchers;andheremembered,too,thathehadseeninthestreetsnumerousotherbandsofmensimilarlyattiredingreen。Onaskingatthecathedralporchthecauseofthisassemblage,oneofthegreenonessaid(inajape),”Marry,youngster,YOUmustbeGREEN,nottoknowthatweareallboundtothecastleofhisGraceDukeAdolfofCleves,whogivesanarcherymeetingonceayear,andprizesforwhichwetoxophilitesmusterstrong。”

Otto,whosecoursehithertohadbeenundetermined,nowimmediatelysettledwhattodo。Hestraightwayrepairedtotheready-madeemporiumofHerrMoses,andbiddingthatgentlemanfurnishhimwithanarcher’scompletedress,Mosesspeedilyselectedasuitfromhisvaststock,whichfittedtheyouthtoaT,andweneednotsaywassoldatanexceedinglymoderateprice。Soattired(andbiddingHerrMosesacordialfarewell),youngOttowasagorgeous,anoble,asoul-inspiringboytogazeon。Acoatandbreechesofthemostbrilliantpea-green,ornamentedwithaprofusionofbrassbuttons,andfittinghimwithexquisitetightness,showedoffafigureunrivalledforslimsymmetry。Hisfeetwerecoveredwithpeakedbuskinsofbuffleather,andabeltroundhisslenderwaist,ofthesamematerial,heldhisknife,histobacco-pipeandpouch,andhislongshiningdirk;which,thoughtheadventurousyouthhadasyetonlyemployedittofashionwicket-bails,ortocutbread-and-

cheese,hewasnowquitereadytouseagainsttheenemy。Hispersonalattractionswereenhancedbyaneatwhitehat,flungcarelesslyandfearlesslyononesideofhisopensmilingcountenance;andhislovelyhair,curlingintenthousandyellowringlets,felloverhisshoulderlikegoldenepaulettes,anddownhisbackasfarasthewaist-buttonsofhiscoat。Iwarrantme,manyalovelyColnerinnlookedafterthehandsomeChildewithanxiety,anddreamedthatnightofCupidundertheguiseof”abonnyboyingreen。”

Soaccoutred,theyouth’snextthoughtwas,thathemustsupplyhimselfwithabow。Thishespeedilypurchasedatthemostfashionablebowyer’s,andofthebestmaterialandmake。Itwasofivory,trimmedwithpinkribbon,andthecordofsilk。Anelegantquiver,beautifullypaintedandembroidered,wasslungacrosshisback,withadozenofthefinestarrows,tippedwithsteelofDamascus,formedofthebranchesofthefamousUpas-treeofJava,andfeatheredwiththewingsoftheortolan。Thesepurchasesbeingcompleted(togetherwiththatofaknapsack,dressing-case,change,&c。),ouryoungadventureraskedwherewasthehostelatwhichthearcherswerewonttoassemble?andbeinginformedthatitwasatthesignofthe”GoldenStag,”hiedhimtothathouseofentertainment,where,bycallingforquantitiesofliquorandbeer,hespeedilymadetheacquaintanceandacquiredthegoodwillofacompanyofhisfuturecomrades,whohappenedtobesittinginthecoffee-room。

Aftertheyhadeatenanddrunkenforall,Ottosaid,addressingthem,”Whengoyeforth,gentles?Iamastrangerhere,boundasyoutothearcherymeetingofDukeAdolf。Anyewilladmitayouthintoyourcompany’twillgladdenmeuponmylonelyway?”

Thearchersreplied,”Youseemsoyoungandjolly,andyouspendyourgoldsoverylikeagentleman,thatwe’llreceiveyouinourbandwithpleasure。Beready,forwestartathalf-pasttwo!”Atthathouraccordinglythewholejoyouscompanypreparedtomove,andOttonotalittleincreasedhispopularityamongthembysteppingoutandhavingaconferencewiththelandlord,whichcausedthelattertocomeintotheroomwherethearcherswereassembledprevioustodeparture,andtosay,”Gentlemen,thebillissettled!”——wordsneverungratefultoanarcheryet:no,marry,nortoamanofanyothercallingthatIwotof。

Theymarchedjoyouslyforseveralleagues,singingandjoking,andtellingofathousandfeatsofloveandchaseandwar。Whilethusengaged,someoneremarkedtoOtto,thathewasnotdressedintheregularuniform,havingnofeathersinhishat。”IdaresayIwillfindafeather,”saidthelad,smiling。

Thenanothergibedbecausehisbowwasnew。”Seethatyoucanuseyouroldoneaswell,MasterWolfgang,”saidtheundisturbedyouth。Hisanswers,hisbearing,hisgenerosity,hisbeauty,andhiswit,inspiredallhisnewtoxophilitefriendswithinterestandcuriosity,andtheylongedtoseewhetherhisskillwiththebowcorrespondedwiththeirsecretsympathiesforhim。

Anoccasionformanifestingthisskilldidnotfailtopresentitselfsoon——asindeeditseldomdoestosuchaheroofromanceasyoungOttowas。Fateseemstowatchoversuch:eventsoccurtothemjustinthenickoftime;theyrescuevirginsjustasogresareonthepointofdevouringthem;theymanagetobepresentatcourtandinterestingceremonies,andtoseethemostinterestingpeopleatthemostinterestingmoment;directlyanadventureisnecessaryforthem,thatadventureoccurs:andI,formypart,haveoftenwonderedwithdelight(andnevercouldpenetratethemysteryofthesubject)atthewayinwhichthathumblestofromanceheroes,SignorClown,whenhewantsanythinginthePantomime,straightwayfindsittohishand。Howisitthat,——supposehewishestodresshimselfuplikeawomanforinstance,thatminuteacoalheaverwalksinwithashovel-hatthatanswersforabonnet;attheverynextinstantabutcher’sladpassingwithastringofsausagesandabundleofbladdersunconsciouslyhelpsMasterClowntoanecklaceandatournure,andsoonthroughthewholetoilet?

Dependuponitthereissomethingwedonotwotofinthatmysteriousovercomingofcircumstancesbygreatindividuals:thataptandwondrousconjunctureofTHEHOURANDTHEMAN;andso,formypart,whenIheardtheaboveremarkofoneofthearchers,thatOttohadneverafeatherinhisbonnet,Ifeltsurethataheronwouldspringupinthenextsentencetosupplyhimwithanaigrette。

Andsuchindeedwasthefact:risingoutofamorassbywhichthearcherswerepassing,agallantheron,archinghisneck,swellinghiscrest,placinghislegsbehindhim,andhisbeakandredeyesagainstthewind,roseslowly,andofferedthefairestmarkintheworld。”Shoot,Otto,”saidoneofthearchers。”Youwouldnotshootjustnowatacrowbecauseitwasafoulbird,noratahawkbecauseitwasanoblebird;bringusdownyonheron:itfliesslowly。”

ButOttowasbusythatmomenttyinghisshoestring,andRudolf,thethirdbestofthearchers,shotatthebirdandmissedit。”Shoot,Otto,”saidWolfgang,ayouthwhohadtakenalikingtotheyoungarcher:”thebirdisgettingfurtherandfurther。”

ButOttowasbusythatmomentwhittlingawillow-twighehadjustcut。Max,thesecondbestarcher,shotandmissed。”Then,”saidWolfgang,”Imusttrymyself:aplagueonyou,youngspringald,youhavelostanoblechance!”

Wolfgangpreparedhimselfwithallhiscare,andshotatthebird。”Itisoutofdistance,”saidhe,”andamurrainonthebird!”

Otto,whobythistimehaddonewhittlinghiswillow-stick(havingcarvedacapitalcaricatureofWolfganguponit),flungthetwigdownandsaidcarelessly,”Outofdistance!Pshaw!Wehavetwominutesyet,”andfelltoaskingriddlesandcuttingjokes;tothewhichnoneofthearcherslistened,astheywereallengaged,theirnosesinair,watchingtheretreatingbird。”WhereshallIhithim?”saidOtto。”Goto,”saidRudolf,”thoucanstseenolimbofhim:heisnobiggerthanaflea。””Heregoesforhisrighteye!”saidOtto;andsteppingforwardintheEnglishmanner(whichhisgodfatherhavinglearntinPalestine,hadtaughthim),hebroughthisbowstringtohisear,tookagoodaim,allowingforthewindandcalculatingtheparabolatoanicety。Whiz!hisarrowwentoff。

Hetookupthewillow-twigagainandbegancarvingaheadofRudolfattheotherend,chattingandlaughing,andsingingaballadthewhile。

Thearchers,afterstandingalongtimelookingskywardswiththeirnosesintheair,atlastbroughtthemdownfromtheperpendiculartothehorizontalposition,andsaid,”Pooh,thisladisahumbug!

Thearrow’slost;let’sgo!””HEADS!”criedOtto,laughing。Aspeckwasseenrapidlydescendingfromtheheavens;itgrewtobeasbigasacrown-piece,thenasapartridge,thenasatea-kettle,andflop!downfellamagnificentherontotheground,flooringpoorMaxinitsfall。”Takethearrowoutofhiseye,Wolfgang,”saidOtto,withoutlookingatthebird:”wipeitandputitbackintomyquiver。”

Thearrowindeedwasthere,havingpenetratedrightthroughthepupil。”AreyouinleaguewithDerFreischutz?”saidRudolf,quiteamazed。

Ottolaughinglywhistledthe”Huntsman’sChorus,”andsaid,”No,myfriend。Itwasaluckyshot:onlyaluckyshot。Iwastaughtshooting,lookyou,inthefashionofmerryEngland,wherethearchersarearchersindeed。”

Andsohecutofftheheron’swingforaplumeforhishat;andthearcherswalkedon,muchamazed,andsaying,”WhatawonderfulcountrythatmerryEnglandmustbe!”

Farfromfeelinganyenvyattheircomrade’ssuccess,thejollyarchersrecognizedhissuperioritywithpleasure;andWolfgangandRudolfespeciallyheldouttheirhandstotheyounker,andbesoughtthehonorofhisfriendship。Theycontinuedtheirwalkallday,andwhennightfellmadechoiceofagoodhostelyoumaybesure,whereoverbeer,punch,champagne,andeveryluxury,theydranktothehealthoftheDukeofCleves,andindeedeachother’shealthsallround。Nextdaytheyresumedtheirmarch,andcontinueditwithoutinterruption,excepttotakeinasupplyofvictualshereandthere(anditwasfoundontheseoccasionsthatOtto,youngashewas,couldeatfourtimesasmuchastheoldestarcherpresent,anddrinktocorrespond);andthesecontinuedrefreshmentshavinggiventhemmorethanordinarystrength,theydeterminedonmakingratheralongmarchofit,anddidnothalttillafternightfallatthegatesofthelittletownofWindeck。

Whatwastobedone?thetown-gateswereshut。”Istherenohostel,nocastlewherewecansleep?”askedOttoofthesentinelatthegate。”IamsohungrythatinlackofbetterfoodIthinkI

couldeatmygrandmamma。”

Thesentinellaughedatthishyperbolicalexpressionofhunger,andsaid,”YouhadbestgosleepattheCastleofWindeckyonder;”

addingwithapeculiarlyknowinglook,”Nobodywilldisturbyouthere。”

Atthatmomentthemoonbrokeoutfromacloud,andshowedonahillhardbyacastleindeed——buttheskeletonofacastle。Theroofwasgone,thewindowsweredismantled,thetowersweretumbling,andthecoldmoonlightpierceditthroughandthrough。

Oneendofthebuildingwas,however,stillcoveredin,andstoodlookingstillmorefrowning,vast,andgloomy,eventhantheotherpartoftheedifice。”Thereisalodging,certainly,”saidOttotothesentinel,whopointedtowardsthecastlewithhisbartizan;”buttellme,goodfellow,whatarewetodoforasupper?””Oh,thecastellanofWindeckwillentertainyou,”saidtheman-at-

armswithagrin,andmarcheduptheembrasure;thewhilethearchers,takingcounselamongthemselves,debatedwhetherornottheyshouldtakeuptheirquartersinthegloomyanddesertededifice。”Weshallgetnothingbutanowlforsupperthere,”saidyoungOtto。”Marry,lads,letusstormthetown;wearethirtygallantfellows,andIhaveheardthegarrisonisnotmorethanthreehundred。”Buttherestofthepartythoughtsuchawayofgettingsupperwasnotaverycheapone,and,grovellingknaves,preferredrathertosleepignoblyandwithoutvictuals,thandaretheassaultwithOtto,anddie,orconquersomethingcomfortable。

Oneandallthenmadetheirwaytowardsthecastle。Theyentereditsvastandsilenthalls,frighteningtheowlsandbatsthatfledbeforethemwithhideoushootingsandflappingsofwings,andpassingbyamultiplicityofmouldystairs,dankreekingroofs,andricketycorridors,atlastcametoanapartmentwhich,dismalanddismantledasitwas,appearedtobeinratherbetterconditionthantheneighboringchambers,andtheythereforeselecteditastheirplaceofrestforthenight。Theythentossedupwhichshouldmountguard。ThefirsttwohoursofwatchfelltoOtto,whowastobesucceededbyhisyoungthoughhumblefriendWolfgang;

and,accordingly,theChildeofGodesberg,drawinghisdirk,begantopaceuponhiswearyround;whilehiscomrades,byvariousgradationsofsnoring,toldhowprofoundlytheyslept,spiteoftheirlackofsupper。

’TisneedlesstosaywhatwerethethoughtsofthenobleChildeasheperformedhistwohours’watch;whatgushingmemoriespouredintohisfullsoul;what”sweetandbitter”recollectionsofhomeinspiredhisthrobbingheart;andwhatmanlyaspirationsafterfamebuoyedhimup。”Youthiseverconfident,”saysthebard。Happy,happyseason!Themoonlithourspassedbyonsilverwings,thetwinklingstarslookedfriendlydownuponhim。Confidingintheiryouthfulsentinel,soundsleptthevaloroustoxophilites,asupanddown,andthereandbackagain,marchedonthenobleChilde。Atlengthhisrepeatertoldhim,muchtohissatisfaction,thatitwashalf-pasteleven,thehourwhenhiswatchwastocease;andso,givingaplayfulkicktotheslumberingWolfgang,thatgood-humoredfellowsprungupfromhislair,and,drawinghissword,proceededtorelieveOtto。

Thelatterlaidhimdownforwarmth’ssakeontheveryspotwhichhiscomradehadleft,andforsometimecouldnotsleep。Realitiesandvisionsthenbegantomingleinhismind,tillhescarceknewwhichwaswhich。Hedozedforaminute;thenhewokewithastart;

thenhewentoffagain;thenwokeupagain。Inoneofthesehalf-

sleepingmomentshethoughthesawafigure,asofawomaninwhite,glidingintotheroom,andbeckoningWolfgangfromit。Helookedagain。Wolfgangwasgone。Atthatmomenttwelveo’clockclangedfromthetown,andOttostartedup。

CHAPTERIX。

THELADYOFWINDECK。

Asthebellwithirontonguecalledmidnight,WolfgangtheArcher,pacingonhiswatch,beheldbeforehimapalefemalefigure。Hedidnotknowwhenceshecame:buttheresuddenlyshestoodclosetohim。Herblue,clear,glassyeyeswerefixeduponhim。Herformwasoffaultlessbeauty;herfacepaleasthemarbleofthefairystatue,ereyetthesculptor’slovehadgivenitlife。Asmileplayeduponherfeatures,butitwasnowarmerthanthereflectionofamoonbeamonalake;andyetitwaswondrousbeautiful。A

fascinationstoleoverthesensesofyoungWolfgang。Hestaredatthelovelyapparitionwithfixedeyesanddistendedjaws。Shelookedathimwithineffablearchness。Sheliftedonebeautifullyroundedalabasterarm,andmadeasignasiftobeckonhimtowardsher。DidWolfgang——theyoungandlustyWolfgang——follow?Asktheironwhetheritfollowsthemagnet?——askthepointerwhetheritpursuesthepartridgethroughthestubble?——asktheyouthwhetherthelollipop-shopdoesnotattracthim?WolfgangDIDfollow。Anantiquedooropened,asifbymagic。Therewasnolight,andyettheysawquiteplain;theypassedthroughtheinnumerableancientchambers,andyettheydidnotwakeanyoftheowlsandbatsroostingthere。Weknownotthroughhowmanyapartmentstheyoungcouplepassed;butatlasttheycametoonewhereafeastwasprepared:andonanantiquetable,coveredwithmassivesilver,coverswerelaidfortwo。Theladytookherplaceatoneendofthetable,andwithhersweetestnodbeckonedWolfgangtotheotherseat。Hetookit。Thetablewassmall,andtheirkneesmet。Hefeltascoldinhislegsasifhewerekneelingagainstanice-well。”Gallantarcher,”saidshe,”youmustbehungryafteryourday’smarch。Whatsupperwillyouhave?Shallitbeadelicatelobster-

salad?oradishofeleganttripeandonions?orasliceofboar’s-

headandtruffles?oraWelshrabbitalacaveaucidre?orabeefsteakandshallot?oracoupleofrognonsalabrochette?

Speak,bravebowyer:youhavebuttoorder。”

Astherewasnothingonthetablebutacoveredsilverdish,Wolfgangthoughtthattheladywhoproposedsuchamultiplicityofdelicaciestohimwasonlylaughingathim;sohedeterminedtotryherwithsomethingextremelyrare。”Fairprincess,”hesaid,”Ishouldlikeverymuchapork-chopandsomemashedpotatoes。”

Sheliftedthecover:therewassuchapork-chopasSimpsonneverserved,withadishofmashedpotatoesthatwouldhaveformedatleastsixportionsinourdegeneratedaysinRupertStreet。

Whenhehadhelpedhimselftothesedelicacies,theladyputthecoveronthedishagain,andwatchedhimeatingwithinterest。Hewasforsometimetoomuchoccupiedwithhisownfoodtoremarkthathiscompaniondidnoteatamorsel;butbigasitwas,hischopwassoongone;theshiningsilverofhisplatewasscrapedquitecleanwithhisknife,and,heavingagreatsigh,heconfessedahumbledesireforsomethingtodrink。”Callforwhatyoulike,sweetsir,”saidthelady,liftingupasilverfiligreebottle,withanindia-rubbercork,ornamentedwithgold。”Then,”saidMasterWolfgang——forthefellow’stasteswere,insooth,veryhumble——”Icallforhalf-and-half。”Accordingtohiswish,apintofthatdeliciousbeveragewaspouredfromthebottle,foaming,intohisbeaker。

Havingemptiedthisatadraught,anddeclaredthatonhisconscienceitwasthebesttapheeverknewinhislife,theyoungmanfelthisappetiterenewed;anditisimpossibletosayhowmanydifferentdisheshecalledfor。Onlyenchantment,hewasafterwardsheardtodeclare(thoughnoneofhisfriendsbelievedhim),couldhavegivenhimtheappetitehepossessedonthatextraordinarynight。Hecalledforanotherpork-chopandpotatoes,thenforpickledsalmon;thenhethoughthewouldtryadevilledturkey-wing。”Iadorethedevil,”saidhe。”SodoI,”saidthepalelady,withunwontedanimation;andthedishwasservedstraightway。Itwassucceededbyblack-puddings,tripe,toastedcheese,and——whatwasmostremarkable——everyoneofthedisheswhichhedesiredcamefromunderthesamesilvercover:

whichcircumstance,whenhehadpartakenofaboutfourteendifferentarticles,hebegantofindrathermysterious。”Oh,”saidthepalelady,withasmile,”themysteryiseasilyaccountedfor:theservantshearyou,andthekitchenisBELOW。”

Butthisdidnotaccountforthemannerinwhichmorehalf-and-

half,bitterale,punch(bothginandrum),andevenoilandvinegar,whichhetookwithcucumbertohissalmon,cameoutoftheself-samebottlefromwhichtheladyhadfirstpouredouthispintofhalf-and-half。”Therearemorethingsinheavenandearth,Voracio,”saidhisarchentertainer,whenheputthisquestiontoher,”thanaredreamtofinyourphilosophy:”and,soothtosay,thearcherwasbythistimeinsuchastate,thathedidnotfindanythingwonderfulmore。”Areyouhappy,dearyouth?”saidthelady,as,afterhiscollation,hesankbackinhischair。”Oh,miss,ain’tI?”washisinterrogativeandyetaffirmativereply。”Shouldyoulikesuchasuppereverynight,Wolfgang?”continuedthepaleone。”Why,no,”saidhe;”no,notexactly;notEVERYnight:SOMEnightsIshouldlikeoysters。””Dearyouth,”saidshe,”bebutmine,andyoumayhavethemalltheyearround!”Theunhappyboywastoofargonetosuspectanything,otherwisethisextraordinaryspeechwouldhavetoldhimthathewasinsuspiciouscompany。Apersonwhocanofferoystersalltheyearroundcanlivetonogoodpurpose。”ShallIsingyouasong,deararcher?”saidthelady。”Sweetlove!”saidhe,nowmuchexcited,”strikeup,andIwilljointhechorus。”

Shetookdownhermandolin,andcommencedaditty。’Twasasweetandwildone。Ittoldhowaladyofhighlineagecasthereyesonapeasantpage;ittoldhownoughtcouldherloveassuage,hersuitor’swealthandherfather’srage:ittoldhowtheyouthdidhisfoesengage;andatlengththeywentoffintheGretnastage,thehigh-borndameandthepeasantpage。Wolfgangbeattime,waggledhishead,sungwofullyoutoftuneasthesongproceeded;

andifhehadnotbeentoointoxicatedwithloveandotherexcitement,hewouldhaveremarkedhowthepicturesonthewall,astheladysung,begantowaggletheirheadstoo,andnodandgrintothemusic。Thesongended。”Iamtheladyofhighlineage:

Archer,willyoubethepeasantpage?””I’llfollowyoutothedevil!”saidWolfgang。”Come,”repliedthelady,glaringwildlyonhim,”cometothechapel;we’llbemarriedthisminute!”

Sheheldoutherhand——Wolfgangtookit。Itwascold,damp,——

deadlycold;andontheywenttothechapel。

Astheypassedout,thetwopicturesoverthewall,ofagentlemanandlady,trippedlightlyoutoftheirframes,skippednoiselesslydowntotheground,andmakingtheretreatingcoupleaprofoundcurtsyandbow,tooktheplaceswhichtheyhadleftatthetable。

Meanwhiletheyoungcouplepassedontowardsthechapel,threadinginnumerablepassages,andpassingthroughchambersofgreatextent。

Astheycamealong,alltheportraitsonthewallsteppedoutoftheirframestofollowthem。Oneancestor,ofwhomtherewasonlyabust,frownedinthegreatestrage,because,havingnolegs,hispedestalwouldnotmove;andseveralsticking-plasterprofilesoftheformerLordsofWindecklookedquiteblackatbeing,forsimilarreasons,compelledtokeeptheirplaces。However,therewasagoodlyprocessionformedbehindWolfgangandhisbride;andbythetimetheyreachedthechurch,theyhadnearahundredfollowers。

Thechurchwassplendidlyilluminated;theoldbannersoftheoldknightsglitteredastheydoatDruryLane。Theorgansetupofitselftoplaythe”Bridesmaid’sChorus。”Thechoir-chairswerefilledwithpeopleinblack。”Come,love,”saidthepalelady。”Idon’tseetheparson,”exclaimedWolfgang,spiteofhimselfratheralarmed。”Oh,theparson!that’stheeasiestthingintheworld!Isay,bishop!”saidthelady,stoopingdown。

Stoopingdown——andtowhat?Why,uponmywordandhonor,toagreatbrassplateonthefloor,overwhichtheywerepassing,andonwhichwasengraventhefigureofabishop——andaveryuglybishop,too——withcrosierandmitre,andliftedfinger,onwhichsparkledtheepiscopalring。”Do,mydearlord,comeandmarryus,”saidthelady,withalevitywhichshockedthefeelingsofherbridegroom。

Thebishopgotup;anddirectlyherose,adean,whowassleepingunderalargeslatenearhim,camebowingandcringinguptohim;

whileacanonofthecathedral(whosenamewasSchidnischmidt)

begangrinningandmakingfunatthepair。Theceremonywasbegun,and……

Astheclockstrucktwelve,youngOttoboundedup,andremarkedtheabsenceofhiscompanionWolfgang。Theideahehadhad,thathisfrienddisappearedincompanywithawhite-robedfemale,struckhimmoreandmore。”Iwillfollowthem,”saidhe;and,callingtothenextonthewatch(oldSnozo,whowasrightunwillingtoforegohissleep),herushedawaybythedoorthroughwhichhehadseenWolfgangandhistemptresstaketheirway。

Thathedidnotfindthemwasnothisfault。Thecastlewasvast,thechamberdark。Therewereathousanddoors,andwhatwonderthat,afterhehadoncelostsightofthem,theintrepidChildeshouldnotbeabletofollowintheirsteps?Asmightbeexpected,hetookthewrongdoor,andwanderedforatleastthreehoursaboutthedarkenormoussolitarycastle,callingoutWolfgang’snametothecarelessandindifferentechoes,knockinghisyoungshinsagainsttheruinsscatteredinthedarkness,butstillwithaspiritentirelyundaunted,andafirmresolutiontoaidhisabsentcomrade。BraveOtto!thyexertionswererewardedatlast!

ForhelightedatlengthupontheveryapartmentwhereWolfganghadpartakenofsupper,andwheretheoldcouplewhohadbeeninthepicture-frames,andturnedouttobethelady’sfatherandmother,werenowsittingatthetable。”Well,Berthahasgotahusbandatlast,”saidthelady。”Afterwaitingfourhundredandfifty-threeyearsforone,itwasquitetime,”saidthegentleman。(Hewasdressedinpowderandapigtail,quiteintheoldfashion。)”Thehusbandisnogreatthings,”continuedthelady,takingsnuff。”Alowfellow,mydear;abutcher’sson,Ibelieve。Didyouseehowthewretchateatsupper?Tothinkmydaughtershouldhavetomarryanarcher!””Therearearchersandarchers,”saidtheoldman。”Somearchersaresnobs,asyourladyshipstates;some,onthecontrary,aregentlemenbybirth,atleast,thoughnotbybreeding。WitnessyoungOtto,theLandgraveofGodesberg’sson,whoislisteningatthedoorlikealackey,andwhomIintendtorunthroughthe——””Law,Baron!”saidthelady。”Iwill,though,”repliedtheBaron,drawinganimmensesword,andglaringroundatOtto:butthoughatthesightofthatswordandthatscowlalessvalorousyouthwouldhavetakentohisheels,theundauntedChildeadvancedatonceintotheapartment。HeworeroundhisneckarelicofSt。Buffo(thetipofthesaint’sear,whichhadbeencutoffatConstantinople)。”Fiends!Icommandyoutoretreat!”saidhe,holdingupthissacredcharm,whichhismammahadfastenedonhim;andatthesightofit,withanunearthlyyelltheghostsoftheBaronandtheBaronesssprungbackintotheirpicture-frames,asclownsgothroughaclockinapantomime。

HerushedthroughtheopendoorbywhichtheunluckyWolfganghadpassedwithhisdemoniacalbride,andwentonandonthroughthevastgloomychamberslightedbytheghastlymoonshine:thenoiseoftheorganinthechapel,thelightsinthekaleidoscopicwindows,directedhimtowardsthatedifice。Herushedtothedoor:’twasbarred!Heknocked:thebeadlesweredeaf。Heappliedhisinestimablerelictothelock,and——whiz!crash!clang!bang!

whang!——thegateflewopen!theorganwentoffinafugue——thelightsquiveredoverthetapers,andthenwentofftowardstheceiling——theghostsassembledrushedawaywithaskurryandascream——thebridehowled,andvanished——thefatbishopwaddledbackunderhisbrassplate——thedeanflounceddownintohisfamilyvault——andthecanonSchidnischmidt,whowasmakingajoke,asusual,onthebishop,wasobligedtostopattheverypointofhisepigram,andtodisappearintothevoidwhencehecame。

Ottofellfaintingattheporch,whileWolfgangtumbledlifelessdownatthealtar-steps;andinthissituationthearchers,whentheyarrived,foundthetwoyouths。Theywereresuscitated,aswescarceneedsay;butwhen,inincoherentaccents,theycametotelltheirwondroustale,somescepticsamongthearcherssaid——”Pooh!

theywereintoxicated!”whileothers,noddingtheirolderheads,exclaimed——”THEYHAVESEENTHELADYOFWINDECK!”andrecalledthestoriesofmanyotheryoungmen,who,inveigledbyherdevilisharts,hadnotbeensoluckyasWolfgang,andhaddisappeared——forever!

ThisadventureboundWolfgangheartandsoultohisgallantpreserver;andthearchers——itbeingnowmorning,andthecockscrowinglustilyroundabout——pursuedtheirwaywithoutfurtherdelaytothecastleofthenoblepatronoftoxophilites,thegallantDukeofCleves。

CHAPTERX。

THEBATTLEOFTHEBOWMEN。

AlthoughtherelayanimmensenumberofcastlesandabbeysbetweenWindeckandCleves,foreveryoneofwhichtheguide-bookshavealegendandaghost,whomight,withthecommoneststretchofingenuity,bemadetowaylayouradventurersontheroad;yet,asthejourneywouldbethusalmostinterminable,letuscutitshortbysayingthatthetravellersreachedCleveswithoutanyfurtheraccident,andfoundtheplacethrongedwithvisitorsforthemeetingnextday。

Andhereitwouldbeeasytodescribethecompanywhicharrived,andmakedisplayofantiquarianlore。Nowwewouldrepresentacavalcadeofknightsarriving,withtheirpagescarryingtheirshininghelmsofgold,andthestoutesquires,bearersoflanceandbanner。Anonwouldarriveafatabbotonhisamblingpad,surroundedbythewhite-robedcompanionsofhisconvent。Hereshouldcomethegleemenandjonglers,theminstrels,themountebanks,theparty-coloredgipsies,thedark-eyed,nut-brownZigeunerinnen;thenatroopofpeasantschantingRhine-songs,andleadingintheirox-drawncartsthepeach-cheekedgirlsfromthevine-lands。Nextwewoulddepictthelittersblazonedwitharmorialbearings,frombetweenthebroideredcurtainsofwhichpeepedouttheswan-likenecksandthehaughtyfacesoftheblondladiesofthecastles。Butforthesedescriptionswehavenotspace;andthereaderisreferredtotheaccountofthetournamentintheingeniousnovelof”Ivanhoe,”wheretheabovephenomenaaredescribedatlength。Sufficeittosay,thatOttoandhiscompanionsarrivedatthetownofCleves,and,hasteningtoahostel,reposedthemselvesaftertheday’smarch,andpreparedthemfortheencounterofthemorrow。

Thatmorrowcame:andasthesportsweretobeginearly,Ottoandhiscomradeshastenedtothefield,armedwiththeirbestbowsandarrows,youmaybesure,andeagertodistinguishthemselves;aswerethemultitudeofotherarchersassembled。Theywerefromallneighboringcountries——crowdsofEnglish,asyoumayfancy,armedwithMurray’sguide-books,troopsofchatteringFrenchmen,FrankfortJewswithroulette-tables,andTyrolese,withglovesandtrinkets——allhiedtowardsthefieldwherethebuttsweresetup,andthearcherypracticewastobeheld。TheChildeandhisbrotherarcherswere,itneednotbesaid,earlyontheground。

Butwhatwordsofminecandescribetheyounggentleman’semotionwhen,precededbyabandoftrumpets,bagpipes,ophicleides,andotherwindinstruments,thePrinceofClevesappearedwiththePrincessHelen,hisdaughter?Andah!whatexpressionsofmyhumblepencandojusticetothebeautyofthatyounglady?Fancyeverycharmwhichdecoratestheperson,everyvirtuewhichornamentsthemind,everyaccomplishmentwhichrenderscharmingmindandcharmingpersondoublycharming,andthenyouwillhavebutafaintandfeebleideaofthebeautiesofherHighnessthePrincessHelen。Fancyacomplexionsuchastheysay(Iknownotwithwhatjustice)Rowland’sKalydorimpartstotheusersofthatcosmetic;fancyteethtowhichorientpearlsarelikeWallsendcoals;eyes,whichweresoblue,tender,andbright,thatwhiletheyrunyouthroughwiththeirlustre,theyhealedyouwiththeirkindness;aneckandwaist,soravishinglyslenderandgraceful,thattheleastthatissaidaboutthemthebetter;afootwhichfellupontheflowersnoheavierthanadew-drop——andthischarmingpersonsetoffbythemosteleganttoiletthatevermillinerdevised!ThelovelyHelen’shair(whichwasasblackasthefinestvarnishforboots)wassolong,thatitwasborneonacushionseveralyardsbehindherbythemaidensofhertrain;andahat,setoffwithmoss-roses,sunflowers,bugles,birds-of-paradise,goldlace,andpinkribbon,gaveheradistingueair,whichwouldhavesettheeditoroftheMorningPostmadwithlove。

IthadexactlythesameeffectuponthenobleChildeofGodesberg,asleaningonhisivorybow,withhislegscrossed,hestoodandgazedonher,asCupidgazedonPsyche。Theireyesmet:itwasalloverwithbothofthem。Ablushcameatoneandthesameminutebuddingtothecheekofeither。Asimultaneousthrobbeatinthoseyounghearts!Theylovedeachotherforeverfromthatinstant。

Ottostillstood,cross-legged,enraptured,leaningonhisivorybow;butHelen,callingtoamaidenforherpocket-handkerchief,blewherbeautifulGreciannoseinordertohideheragitation。

Blessye,blessye,prettyones!Iamoldnow;butnotsooldbutthatIkindleatthetaleoflove。TheresaMacWhirtertoohaslivedandloved。Heigho!

WhoisyonchiefthatstandsbehindthetruckwhereonareseatedthePrincessandthestoutoldlord,herfather?Whoishewhosehairisofthecarrotyhue?whoseeyes,acrossasnubbybunchofanose,areperpetuallyscowlingateachother;whohasahump-backandahideousmouth,surroundedwithbristles,andcrammedfullofjuttingyellowodiousteeth。Althoughhewearsasky-bluedoubletlacedwithsilver,itonlyservestorenderhisvulgarpunchyfiguredoublyridiculous;althoughhisnethergarmentisofsalmon-

coloredvelvet,itonlydrawsthemoreattentiontohislegs,whicharedisgustinglycrookedandbandy。Arose-coloredhat,withtoweringpea-greenostrich-plumes,looksabsurdonhisbull-head;

andthoughitistimeofpeace,thewretchisarmedwithamultiplicityofdaggers,knives,yataghans,dirks,sabres,andscimitars,whichtestifyhistruculentandbloodydisposition。’TistheterribleRowskideDonnerblitz,MargraveofEulenschreckenstein。

ReportsaysheisasuitorforthehandofthelovelyHelen。Headdressesvariousspeechesofgallantrytoher,andgrinshideouslyashethrustshisdisgustingheadoverherlilyshoulder。Butsheturnsawayfromhim!turnsandshudders——ay,asshewouldatablackdose!

Ottostandsgazingstill,andleaningonhisbow。”Whatistheprize?”asksonearcherofanother。Therearetwoprizes——avelvetcap,embroideredbythehandofthePrincess,andachainofmassivegold,ofenormousvalue。Bothlieoncushionsbeforeher。”IknowwhichIshallchoose,whenIwinthefirstprize,”saysaswarthy,savage,andbandy-leggedarcher,whobearstheowlgulesonablackshield,thecognizanceoftheLordRowskideDonnerblitz。”Which,fellow?”saysOtto,turningfiercelyuponhim。”Thechain,tobesure!”saystheleeringarcher。”YoudonotsupposeIamsuchaflatastochoosethatvelvetgimcrackthere?”

Ottolaughedinscorn,andbegantopreparehisbow。Thetrumpetssoundingproclaimedthatthesportswereabouttocommence。

Isitnecessarytodescribethem?No:thathasalreadybeendoneinthenovelof”Ivanhoe”beforementioned。FancythearcherscladinLincolngreen,allcomingforwardinturn,andfiringatthetargets。Somehit,somemissed;thosethatmissedwerefaintoretireamidstthejeersofthemultitudinousspectators。Thosethathitbegannewtrialsofskill;butitwaseasytosee,fromthefirst,thatthebattlelaybetweenSquintoff(theRowskiarcher)andtheyoungherowiththegoldenhairandtheivorybow。

Squintoff’sfameasamarksmanwasknownthroughoutEurope;butwhowashisyoungcompetitor?Ah?therewasONEheartintheassemblythatbeatmostanxiouslytoknow。’TwasHelen’s。

Thecrowningtrialarrived。Thebull’seyeofthetarget,setupatthree-quartersofamiledistancefromthearchers,wassosmall,thatitrequiredaveryclevermanindeedtosee,muchmoretohitit;andasSquintoffwasselectinghisarrowforthefinaltrial,theRowskiflungapurseofgoldtowardshisarcher,saying——”Squintoff,anyewintheprize,thepurseisthine。””Imayaswellpocketitatonce,yourhonor,”saidthebowmanwithasneeratOtto。”Thisyoungchick,whohasbeenluckyasyet,willhardlyhitsuchamarkasthat。”And,takinghisaim,Squintoffdischargedhisarrowrightintotheverymiddleofthebull’s-eye。”Canyoumendthat,youngspringald?”saidhe,asashoutrenttheairathissuccess,asHelenturnedpaletothinkthatthechampionofhersecretheartwaslikelytobeovercome,andasSquintoff,pocketingtheRowski’smoney,turnedtothenobleboyofGodesberg。”Hasanybodygotapea?”askedthelad。Everybodylaughedathisdrollrequest;andanoldwoman,whowassellingporridgeinthecrowd,handedhimthevegetablewhichhedemanded。Itwasadryandyellowpea。Otto,steppinguptothetarget,causedSquintofftoextracthisarrowfromthebull’s-eye,andplacedintheorificemadebythesteelpointoftheshaft,thepeawhichhehadreceivedfromtheoldwoman。Hethencamebacktohisplace。Ashepreparedtoshoot,Helenwassoovercomebyemotion,that’twasthoughtshewouldhavefainted。Never,neverhadsheseenabeingsobeautifulastheyoungheronowbeforeher。

Helookedalmostdivine。Heflungbackhislongclustersofhairfromhisbrighteyesandtallforehead;theblushofhealthmantledonhischeek,fromwhichthebarber’sweaponhadnevershornthedown。Hetookhisbow,andoneofhismostelegantarrows,andpoisinghimselflightlyonhisrightleg,heflunghimselfforward,raisinghisleftlegonalevelwithhisear。HelookedlikeApollo,ashestoodbalancinghimselfthere。Hedischargedhisdartfromthethrummingbowstring:itclovetheblueair——whiz!”HEHASSPLITTHEPEA!”saidthePrincess,andfainted。TheRowski,withoneeye,hurledanindignantlookattheboy,whilewiththeotherhelevelled(ifaughtsocrookedcanbesaidtolevelanything)afuriousglanceathisarcher。

Thearchersworeasulkyoath。”Heisthebetterman!”saidhe。”Isuppose,youngchap,youtakethegoldchain?””Thegoldchain?”saidOtto。”Preferagoldchaintoacapworkedbythataugusthand?Never!”AndadvancingtothebalconywherethePrincess,whonowcametoherself,wassitting,hekneeleddownbeforeher,andreceivedthevelvetcap;which,blushingasscarletasthecapitself,thePrincessHelenplacedonhisgoldenringlets。Oncemoretheireyesmet——theirheartsthrilled。Theyhadneverspoken,buttheyknewtheylovedeachotherforever。”WiltthoutakeservicewiththeRowskiofDonnerblitz?”saidthatindividualtotheyouth。”Thoushaltbecaptainofmyarchersinplaceofyonblunderingnincompoop,whomthouhastovercome。””Yonblunderingnincompoopisaskilfulandgallantarcher,”

repliedOtto,haughtily;”andIwillNOTtakeservicewiththeRowskiofDonnerblitz。””WiltthouenterthehouseholdofthePrinceofCleves?”saidthefatherofHelen,laughing,andnotalittleamusedatthehaughtinessofthehumblearcher。”IwoulddiefortheDukeofClevesandHISFAMILY,”saidOtto,bowinglow。Helaidaparticularandatenderemphasisonthewordfamily。Helenknewwhathemeant。SHEwasthefamily。Infacthermotherwasnomore,andherpapahadnootheroffspring。”Whatisthyname,goodfellow,”saidthePrince,”thatmystewardmayenrollthee?””Sir,”saidOtto,againblushing,”IamOTTOTHEARCHER。”

CHAPTERXI。

THEMARTYROFLOVE。

ThearcherswhohadtravelledincompanywithyoungOttogaveahandsomedinnerincomplimenttothesuccessofourhero;atwhichhisfrienddistinguishedhimselfasusualintheeatinganddrinkingdepartment。Squintoff,theRowskibowman,declinedtoattend;sogreatwastheenvyofthebruteattheyouthfulhero’ssuperiority。AsforOttohimself,hesatontherighthandofthechairman;butitwasremarkedthathecouldnoteat。Gentlereaderofmypage!thouknowestwhyfullwell。Hewastoomuchinlovetohaveanyappetite;forthoughImyselfwhenlaboringunderthatpassion,neverfoundmyconsumptionofvictualsdiminish,yetrememberourOttowasaheroofromance,andtheyNEVERarehungrywhenthey’reinlove。

Thenextday,theyounggentlemanproceededtoenrollhimselfinthecorpsofArchersofthePrinceofCleves,andwithhimcamehisattachedsquire,whovowedheneverwouldleavehim。AsOttothrewasidehisownelegantdress,anddonnedtheliveryoftheHouseofCleves,thenobleChildesighednotalittle。’Twasasplendiduniform’tistrue,butstillitWASalivery,andoneofhisproudspiritillbearsanother’scognizances。”TheyarethecolorsofthePrincess,however,”saidhe,consolinghimself;”andwhatsufferingwouldInotundergoforHER?”AsforWolfgang,thesquire,itmaywellbesupposedthatthegood-natured,low-bornfellowhadnosuchscruples;buthewasgladenoughtoexchangeforthepinkhose,theyellowjacket,thepea-greencloak,andorange-

tawnyhat,withwhichtheDuke’sstewardsuppliedhim,thehomelypatcheddoubletofgreenwhichhehadwornforyearspast。”Lookatyoutwoarchers,”saidthePrinceofClevestohisguest,theRowskiofDonnerblitz,astheywerestrollingonthebattlementsafterdinner,smokingtheircigarsasusual。HisHighnesspointedtoourtwoyoungfriends,whoweremountingguardforthefirsttime。”Seeyontwobowmen——marktheirbearing!OneistheyouthwhobeatthySquintoff,andt’other,anImistakenot,wonthethirdprizeatthebutts。Bothwearthesameuniform——thecolorsofmyhouse——yetwouldstnotswearthattheonewasbutachurl,andtheotheranoblegentleman?””Whichlookslikethenobleman?”saidtheRowski,asblackasthunder。”WHICH?why,youngOtto,tobesure,”saidthePrincessHelen,eagerly。Theyoungladywasfollowingthepair;butunderpretenceofdislikingtheodorofthecigar,shehadrefusedtheRowski’sprofferedarm,andwasloiteringbehindwithherparasol。

HerinterpositioninfavorofheryoungprotegeonlymadetheblackandjealousRowskimoreill-humored。”Howlongisit,SirPrinceofCleves,”saidhe,”thatthechurlswhowearyourliverypermitthemselvestoweartheornamentsofnobleknights?Whobutanobledarewearringletssuchasyonspringald’s?Ho,archer!”roaredhe,”come,hither,fellow。”AndOttostoodbeforehim。Ashecame,andpresentingarmsstoodrespectfullybeforethePrinceandhissavageguest,helookedforonemomentatthelovelyHelen——

theireyesmet,theirheartsbeatsimultaneously:and,quick,twolittleblushesappearedinthecheekofeither。Ihaveseenoneshipatseaansweringanother’ssignalso。

Whiletheyaresoregardingeachother,letusjustremindourreadersofthegreatestimationinwhichthehairwasheldintheNorth。Onlynobleswerepermittedtowearitlong。Whenamandisgracedhimself,ashavingwassuretofollow。Penaltieswereinflicteduponvillainsorvassalswhosportedringlets。SeetheworksofAureliusTonsor;HirsutusdeNobilitateCapillari;

RolandusdeOleoMacassari;Schnurrbart;FresirischeAlterthumskunde,&c。”Wemusthavethoseringletsofthinecut,goodfellow,”saidtheDukeofClevesgood-naturedly,butwishingtosparethefeelingsofhisgallantrecruit。”’Tisagainsttheregulationcutofmyarcherguard。””Cutoffmyhair!”criedOtto,agonized。”Ay,andthineearswithit,yokel,”roaredDonnerblitz。”Peace,nobleEulenschreckenstein,”saidtheDukewithdignity:”lettheDukeofClevesdealashewillwithhisownmen-at-arms。

Andyou,youngsir,unloosethegripofthydagger。”

Otto,indeed,hadconvulsivelygraspedhissnickersnee,withintenttoplungeitintotheheartoftheRowski;buthispoliterfeelingsovercamehim。”Thecountneednotfear,mylord,”saidhe:”aladyispresent。”Andhetookoffhisorange-tawnycapandbowedlow。

Ah!whatapangshotthroughtheheartofHelen,asshethoughtthatthoselovelyringletsmustbeshornfromthatbeautifulhead!

Otto’smindwas,too,incommotion。Hisfeelingsasagentleman——

letusadd,hisprideasaman——forwhoisnot,letusask,proudofagoodheadofhair?——wagedwarwithinhissoul。HeexpostulatedwiththePrince。”Itwasneverinmycontemplation,”

hesaid,”ontakingservice,toundergotheoperationofhair-

cutting。””Thouartfreetogoorstay,SirArcher,”saidthePrincepettishly。”Iwillhavenochurlsimitatingnoblemeninmyservice:Iwillbandynoconditionswitharchersofmyguard。””Myresolveistaken,”saidOtto,irritatedtooinhisturn。”I

will……””What?”criedHelen,breathlesswithintenseagitation。”IwillSTAY,”answeredOtto。Thepoorgirlalmostfaintedwithjoy。TheRowskifrownedwithdemoniacfury,andgrindinghisteethandcursinginthehorribleGermanjargon,stalkedaway。”Sobeit,”saidthePrinceofCleves,takinghisdaughter’sarm——”andherecomesSnipwitz,mybarber,whoshalldothebusinessforyou。”

WiththisthePrincetoomovedon,feelinginhisheartnotalittlecompassionforthelad;forAdolfofCleveshadbeenhandsomeinhisyouth,anddistinguishedfortheornamentofwhichhewasnowdeprivinghisarcher。

Snipwitzledthepoorladintoaside-room,andthere——inaword——

operateduponhim。Thegoldencurls——faircurlsthathismotherhadsooftenplayedwith!——fellundertheshearsandroundthelad’sknees,untilhelookedasifhewassittinginabathofsunbeams。

Whenthefrightfulacthadbeenperformed,Otto,whoenteredthelittlechamberinthetowerringletedlikeApollo,issuedfromitascroppedasacharity-boy。

Seehowmelancholyhelooks,nowthattheoperationisover!——Andnowonder。HewasthinkingwhatwouldbeHelen’sopinionofhim,nowthatoneofhischiefpersonalornamentswasgone。”Willsheknowme?”thoughthe;”willshelovemeafterthishideousmutilation?”

Yieldingtothesegloomythoughts,and,indeed,ratherunwillingtobeseenbyhiscomrades,nowthathewassodisfigured,theyounggentlemanhadhiddenhimselfbehindoneofthebuttressesofthewall,apreytonaturaldespondency;whenhesawsomethingwhichinstantlyrestoredhimtogoodspirits。HesawthelovelyHelencomingtowardsthechamberwheretheodiousbarberhadperformeduponhim,——comingforwardtimidly,lookingroundheranxiously,blushingwithdelightfulagitation,——andpresentlyseeing,asshethought,thecoastclear,sheenteredtheapartment。Shestoopeddown,andah!whatwasOtto’sjoywhenhesawherpickupabeautifulgoldenlockofhishair,pressittoherlips,andthenhideitinherbosom!NocarnationeverblushedsoredlyasHelendidwhenshecameoutafterperformingthisfeat。Thenshehurriedstraightwaytoherownapartmentsinthecastle,andOtto,whosefirstimpulsewastocomeoutfromhishiding-place,and,fallingatherfeet,callheavenandearthtowitnesstohispassion,withdifficultyrestrainedhisfeelingsandletherpass:butthelove-

strickenyoungherowassodelightedwiththisevidentproofofreciprocatedattachment,thatallregretatlosinghisringletsatoncelefthim,andhevowedhewouldsacrificenotonlyhishair,buthishead,ifneedwere,todoherservice。

Thatveryafternoon,nosmallbustleandconversationtookplaceinthecastle,onaccountofthesuddendepartureoftheRowskiofEulenschreckenstein,withallhistrainandequipage。Hewentawayinthegreatestwrath,itwassaid,afteralongandloudconversationwiththePrince。Asthatpotentateconductedhisguesttothegate,walkingratherdemurelyandshamefacedlybyhisside,ashegatheredhisattendantsinthecourt,andtheremountedhischarger,theRowskiorderedhistrumpetstosound,andscornfullyflungalargesseofgoldamongtheservitorsandmen-at-

armsoftheHouseofCleves,whoweremarshalledinthecourt。”Farewell,SirPrince,”saidhetohishost:”Iquityounowsuddenly;butremember,itisnotmylastvisittotheCastleofCleves。”Andorderinghisbandtoplay”SeetheConqueringHerocomes,”heclatteredawaythroughthedrawbridge。ThePrincessHelenwasnotpresentathisdeparture;andthevenerablePrinceofCleveslookedrathermoodyandchap-fallenwhenhisguestlefthim。

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