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"Giveprisintcondition，"herepeatedthoughtfully。"Nowwhatdothimclerksbewantin\'toknow，Iwonder！\'Prisintcondition，\'isut？Thimpigs，praiseSt。Patrick，dobeingoodhealth，sofarasIknow，butI
niverwasnoveternairysurgeontodagopigs。Mebbythimclerkswantsmetocallinthepigdoctheran\'havetheirpulsestook。WanthingIdoknow，howiver，whichisthey\'vegloriousappytitesforpigsoftheirsoize。Ate？They\'datethebrasspadlocksoffofabarndoorIIfthepaddypig，bythesametoken，ateasheartyasthesedagopigsdo，there\'dbeafamineinIreland。"
Toassurehimselfthathisreportwouldbeuptodate，Flannerywenttotherearoftheofficeandlookedintothecage。Thepigshadbeentransferredtoalargerbox——adrygoodsbox。
"Wan，——two，——t\'ree，——four，——five，——six，——sivin，——eight！"hecounted。"Sivinspottedan\'wanallblack。Allwellan\'heartyan\'alleatin\'loikeragin\'hippypottymusses。Hewentbacktohisdeskandwrote。
"Mr。Morgan，HeadofTariffDepartment，"hewrote。"WhydoIsaydagopigsispigsbecausetheyispigsandwillbetilyousaytheyain\'twhichiswhattherulebooksaysstopyourjollyingmeyouknowitaswellasIdo。
Astohealththeyareallwellandhopingyouarethesame。P。S。Thereareeightnowthefamilyincreasedallgoodeaters。P。S。IpaidoutsofartwodollarsforcabbagewhichtheylikeshallIputinbillforsamewhat？"
Morgan，headoftheTariffDepartment，whenhereceivedthisletter，laughed。Hereaditagainandbecameserious。
"ByGeorge！"hesaid，"Flanneryisright，\'pigsispigs。\'I\'llhavetogetauthorityonthisthing。Meanwhile，MissKane，takethisletter：Agent，Westcote，N。J。Regardingshipmentguinea-pigs，FileNo。A6754。Rule83，Gen。eralInstructiontoAgents，clearlystatesthatagentsshallcollectfromconsigneeallcostsofprovender，etc。，etc。，requiredforlivestockwhileintransitorstorage。Youwillproceedtocollectsamefromconsignee。"
Flanneryreceivedthisletternextmorning，andwhenhereadithegrinned。
"Proceedtocollect，"hesaidsoftly。"Howthimclerksdoloiketobetalkin\'！Meproceedtocol-lecttwodollarsandtwinty-foivecintsoffMistherMorehouse！IwonderdothimclerksknowMistherMorehouse？I\'llgitit！Oh，yes！\'MistherMorehouse，twoan\'aquarter，plaze。\'\'Cert\'nly，medearfrindFlannery。Delighted！\'Not！"
FlannerydrovetheexpresswagontoMr。Morehouse\'sdoor。Mr。Morehouseansweredthebell。
"Ah，ha！"hecriedassoonashesawitwasFlannery。"Soyou\'vecometoyoursensesatlast，haveyou？Ithoughtyouwould！Bringtheboxin。"
"Ihevnobox，"saidFlannerycoldly。"IhevabillaginMistherJohnC。
Morehousefortwodollarsandtwinty-foivecintsforkebbagesatenbyhisdagopigs。Wudyouwishtopayut？"
"Pay——Cabbages——！"gaspedMr。Morehouse。"Doyoumeantosaythattwolittleguinea-pigs——"
"Eight！"saidFlannery。"Papaan\'mammaan\'thesixchilder。Eight！"
ForanswerMr。MorehouseslammedthedoorinFlannery\'sface。Flannerylookedatthedoorreproachfully。
"Itakeutthecon-sign-ydon\'twanttopayforthimkebbages，"hesaid。
"IfIknowsignsofrefusal，thecon-sign-yrefusestopayforwandangkebbageleafan\'behangedtome！"
Mr。Morgan，theheadoftheTariffDepartment，consultedthepresidentoftheInterurbanExpressCompanyregardingguinea-pigs，astowhethertheywerepigsornotpigs。Thepresidentwasinclinedtotreatthematterlightly。
"Whatistherateonpigsandonpets？"heasked。
"Pigsthirtycents，petstwenty-five，"saidMorgan。
"Thenofcourseguinea-pigsarepigs，"saidthepresident。
"Yes，"agreedMorgan，"Ilookatitthatway，too。Athingthatcancomeundertworatesisnaturallyduetobeclassedasthehigher。Butareguinea-pigs，pigs？Aren\'ttheyrabbits？"
"Cometothinkofit，"saidthepresident，"Ibelievetheyaremorelikerabbits。Sortofhalf-waystationbetweenpigandrabbit。Ithinkthequestionisthis——areguinea-pigsofthedomesticpigfamily？I\'llaskprofessorGordon。Heisauthorityonsuchthings。Leavethepaperswithme。"
ThepresidentputthepapersonhisdeskandwrotealettertoProfessorGordon。UnfortunatelytheProfessorwasinSouthAmericacollectingzoologicalspecimens，andtheletterwasforwardedtohimbyhiswife。AstheProfessorwasinthehighestAndes，wherenowhitemanhadeverpenetrated，theletterwasmanymonthsinreachinghim。Thepresidentforgottheguinea-pigs，Morganforgotthem，Mr。Morehouseforgotthem，butFlannerydidnot。One-halfofhistimehegavetothedutiesofhisagency；theotherhalfwasdevotedtotheguinea-pigs。LongbeforeProfessorGordonreceivedthepresident\'sletterMorganreceivedonefromFlannery。
"Aboutthemdagopigs，"itsaid，"whatshallIdotheyaregreatinfamilylife，noracesuicideforthem，therearethirty-twonowshallIsellthemdoyoutakethisexpressofficeforamenagerie，answerquick。"
Morganreachedforatelegraphblankandwrote：
"Agent，Westcote。Don\'tsellpigs。"
HethenwroteFlanneryalettercallinghisattentiontothefactthatthepigswerenotthepropertyofthecompanybutweremerelybeingheldduringasettlementofadisputeregardingrates。HeadvisedFlannerytotakethebestpossiblecareofthem。
Flannery，letterinhand，lookedatthepigsandsighed。Thedry-goodsboxcagehadbecometoosmall。Heboardeduptwentyfeetoftherearoftheexpressofficetomakealargeandairyhomeforthem，andwentabouthisbusiness。Heworkedwithfeverishintensitywhenoutonhisrounds，forthepigsrequiredattentionandtookmostofhistime。Somemonthslater，indesperation，heseizedasheetofpaperandwrote"160"acrossitandmailedittoMorgan。Morganreturneditaskingforexplanation。Flanneryreplied：
"Therebenowonehundredsixtyofthemdagopigs，forheavenssakeletmeselloffsome，doyouwantmetogocrazy，what。"
"Sellnopigs，"Morganwired。
NotlongafterthisthepresidentoftheexpresscompanyreceivedaletterfromProfessorGordon。Itwasalongandscholarlyletter，butthepointwasthattheguinea-pigwastheCavaaparoeawhilethecommonpigwasthegeniusSusofthefamilySuidae。Heremarkedthattheywereprolificandmultipliedrapidly。
"Theyarenotpigs，"saidthepresident，decidedly，toMorgan。"Thetwenty-fivecentrateapplies。"
MorganmadethepropernotationonthepapersthathadaccumulatedinFileA6754，andturnedthemovertotheAuditDepartment。TheAuditDepartmenttooksometimetolookthematterup，andaftertheusualdelaywroteFlannerythatashehadonhandonehundredandsixtyguinea-pigs，thepropertyofconsignee，heshoulddeliverthemandcollectchargesattherateoftwenty-fivecentseach。
