Whirligigs

第5章

Thisco\'tismo\'thanwillin\'andfullofjoytoseethecloudsofdiscordandmisunderstandin\'rollin\'awayfromtwolovin\'hearts,butitairthedutyoftheco\'ttop\'eservethemoralsandintegrityoftheState。Theco\'tremindsyouthatyouairnolongermanandwife,butairdivo\'cedbyregulardecree,andassuchairnotentitledtothebenefitsand\'purtenancesofthemattermonalestate。"

ArielacaughtRansie\'sarm。Didthosewordsmeanthatshemustlosehimnowwhentheyhadjustlearnedthelessonoflife?

"Buttheco\'tairprepared,"wentontheJustice,"furtoremovethedisabilitiessetupbythedecreeofdivo\'ce。

Theco\'taironhandtoperformthesolemnceremonyofmarri\'ge,thusfixin\'thingsupandenablin\'thepartiesinthecasetoresumethehonour\'bleandelevatin\'stateofmattermonywhichtheydesires。Thefeefurper-

formin\'saidceremonywillbe,inthiscase,towit,fivedollars。"

Ariclacaughtthegleamofpromiseinhiswords。

Swiftlyherhandwenttoherbosom。FreelyasanalightingdovethebillflutteredtotheJustice\'stable。

HersallowcheekcolouredasshestoodhandinhandwithRansieandlistenedtothereunitingwords。

Ransiehelpedherintothecart,andclimbedinbesideher。Thelittleredbullturnedoncemore,andtheysetout,hand-clasped,forthemountains。

Justice-of-the-peaceBenajaWiddupsatinhisdoorandtookoffhisshoes。Onceagainhefingeredthebilltuckeddowninhisvestpocket。Onceagainhesmokedhiselder-stempipe。Onceagainthespeck-ledhenswag-

gereddownthemainstreetofthe"settlement,"cacklingfoolishly。

ASACRIFICEHIT

TheeditoroftheHearthstoneMagazinehisownideasabouttheselectionofmanuscriptforhispublication。

Histheoryisnosecret;infact,hewillexpoundittoyouwillinglysittingathismahoganydesk,smilingbenignantlyandtappinghiskneegentlywithhisgold-rimmedeye-

glasses。

"TheHearthstone,"hewillsay,"doesnotemployastaffofreaders。Weobtainopinionsofthemanuscriptssubmittedtousdirectlyfromtypesofthevariousclassesofourreaders。"

Thatistheeditor\'stheory;andthisisthewayhecarriesitout:

WhenabatchofMSS。isreceivedtheeditorstuffseveryoneofhispocketsfullofthemanddistributesthemashegoesaboutduringtheday。Theofficeemployees,thehallporter,thejanitor,theelevatorman,messengerboys,thewaitersatthecaf?wheretheeditorhasluncheon,themanatthenews-standwherehebuyshiseveningpaper,thegrocerandmilkman,theguardonthe5。30uptownelevatedtrain,theticket-chopperatSixty——thstreet,thecookandmaidathishome——

thesearethereaderswhopassuponMSS。sentintotheHearthstoneMagazine。Ifhispocketsarenotentirelyemptiedbythetimehereachesthebosomofhisfamilytheremainingonesarehandedovertohiswifetoreadafterthebabygoestosleep。AfewdayslatertheeditorgathersintheMSS。duringhisregularroundsandcon-

siderstheverdictofhisassortedreaders。

Thissystemofmakingupamagazinehasbeenverysuccessful;andthecirculation,pacedbytheadvertisingrates,ismakingawonderfulrecordofspeed。

TheHearthstoneCompanyalsopublishesbooks,anditsimprintistobefoundonseveralsuccessfulworks——allrecommended,saystheeditor,bytheHearthstone\'8

armyofvolunteerreaders。Nowandthen(accordingtotalkativemembersoftheeditorialstaff)theHearthstonehasallowedmanuscriptstoslipthroughitsfingersontheadviceofitsheterogeneousreaders,thatafterwardprovedtobefamoussellerswhenbroughtoutbyotherhouses。

Forinstance(thegossipssay),"TheRiseandFallofSilasLatham"wasunfavourablypasseduponbytheelevator-man;theoffice-boyunanimouslyrejected"TheBoss";"IntheBishop\'sCarriage"wascontemptuouslylookeduponbythestreet-carconductor;"TheDeliver-

ance"wasturneddownbyaclerkinthesubscriptiondepartmentwhosewife\'smotherhadjustbegunatwo-

months\'visitathishome;"TheQueen\'sQuair"camebackfromthejanitorwiththecomment:"Soisthebook。"

ButneverthelesstheHearthstoneadherestoitstheoryandsystem,anditwillneverlackvolunteerreaders;

foreachoneofthewidelyscatteredstaff,fromtheyoungladystenographerintheeditorialofficetothemanwhoshovelsincoal(whoseadversedecisionlosttotheHearth-

stoneCompanythemanuscriptof"TheUnderWorld"),hasexpectationsofbecomingeditorofthemagazinesomeday。

ThismethodoftheHearthstonewaswellknowntoAllenSlaytonwhenhewrotehisnoveletteentitled"LoveIsAll。"SlaytonhadhungabouttheeditorialofficesofallthemagazinessopersistentlythathewasacquaintedwiththeinnerworkingsofeveryoneinGotham。

HeknewnotonlythattheeditoroftheHearthstonehandedhisMSS。aroundamongdifferenttypesofpeopleforreading,butthatthestoriesofsentimentallove-

interestwenttoMissPuffkin,theeditor\'sstenographer。

Anotheroftheeditor\'speculiarcustomswastoconcealinvariablythenameofthewriterfromhisreadersofMSS。sothataglitteringnamemightnotinfluencethesincerityoftheirreports。

Slaytonmade"LoveIsAll"theeffortofhislife。Hegaveitsixmonthsofthebestworkofhisheartandbrain。Itwasapurelove-story,fine,elevated,romantic,passionate——aprosepoemthatsetthedivineblessingoflove(Iamtransposingfromthemanuscript)highaboveallearthlygiftsandhonours,andlisteditinthecatalogueofheaven\'schoicestrewards。Slayton\'sliteraryambitionwasintense。Hewouldhavesacrificedallotherworldlypossessionstohavegainedfameinhischosenart。Hewouldalmosthavecutoffhisrighthand,orhaveofferedhimselftotheknifeoftheappendi-

citisfanciertohaverealizedhisdreamofseeingoneofhiseffortspublishedintheHearthstone。

Slaytonfinished"LoveIsAll,"andtookittothyHearthstoneinperson。Theofficeofthemagazinewasinalarge,conglomeratebuilding,presidedunderbyajanitor。

Asthewritersteppedinsidethedooronhiswaytotheelevatorapotatomasherflewthroughthehall,wreck-

ing,Slayton\'shat,andsmashingtheglassofthedoor。

Closelyfollowinginthewakeoftheutensilflewthejanitor,abulky,unwholesomeman,suspenderlessandsordid,panic-strickenandbreathless。Afrowsy,tallwomanwithflyinghairfollowedthemissile。Thejanitor\'sfootslippedonthetiledfloor,hefellinaheapwithanexclamationofdespair。Thewomanpounceduponhimandseizedhishair。Themanbellowedlustily。

Hervengeancewreaked,theviragoroseandstalkedtriumphantasMinerva,backtosomecrypticdomesticretreatattherear。Thejanitorgottohisfeet,blownandhumiliated。

"Thisismarriedlife,"hesaidtoSlayton,withacertainbruisedhumour。"That\'sthegirlIusedtolayawakeofnightsthinkingabout。Sorryaboutyourhat,mister。

Say,don\'tsnitchtothetenantsaboutthis,willyer?

Idon\'twanttolosemejob。"

SlaytontooktheelevatorattheendofthehallandwentuptotheofficesoftheHearthstone。HelefttheMS。of"LoveIsAll"withtheeditor,whoagreedtogive,himananswerastoitsavailabilityattheendofaweek。

Slaytonformulatedhisgreatwinningschemeonhiswaydown。Itstruckhimwithonebrilliantflash,andhecouldnotrefrainfromadmiringhisowngeniusinconceivingtheidea。Thatverynighthesetaboutcarry-

ingitintoexecution。

MissPuffkin,theHearthstonestenographer,boardedinthesamehousewiththeauthor。Shewasanoldish,thin,exclusive,languishing,sentimentalmaid;andSlaytonhadbeenintroducedtohersometimebefore。

Thewriter\'sdaringandself-sacrificingprojectwasthis:HeknewthattheeditoroftheHearthstonereliedstronglyuponMissPuffkin\'sjudgmentinthemanuscriptofromanticandsentimentalfiction。Hertasterepresentedtheimmenseaverageofmediocrewomenwhodevournovelsandstoriesofthattype。Thecentralideaandkeynoteof"LoveIsAll"wasloveatfirstsight——theenrapturing,irresistible,soul-thrilling,feelingthatcom-

pelsamanorawomantorecognizehisorherspirit-mateassoonasheartspeakstoheart。SupposeheshouldimpressthisdivinetruthuponMissPuffkinpersonally!——

wouldshenotsurelyindorsehernewandrapturoussensationsbyrecommendinghighlytotheeditoroftheHearthstonethenovelette"LoveIsAll"?

Slaytonthoughtso。AndthatnighthetookMissPuffkintothetheatre。Thenextnighthemadevehementlovetoherinthedimparlouroftheboarding-house。Hequotedfreelyfrom"LoveIsAll";andhewoundupwithMissPuffkin\'sheadonhisshoulder,andvisionsofliteraryfamedancinginhishead。

ButSlaytondidnotstopatlove-making。This,hesaidtohimself,wastheturningpointofhislife;and,likeatruesportsman,he"wentthelimit。"OnThursdaynightheandMissPuffkinwalkedovertotheBigChurchintheMiddleoftheBlockandweremarried。

BraveSlayton!Chateaubrianddiedinagarret,Byroncourtedawidow,Keatsstarvedtodeath,Poemixedhisdrinks,DeQuinceyhitthepipe,AdelivedinChica-o,Jameskeptondoingit,DicKensworewhitesocks,DeMaupassantworeastrait-jacket,TomWatsonbecameaPopulist,Jeremiahwept,alltheseauthorsdidthesethingsforthesakeofliterature,butthoudidstcapthemall;thoumarriedstawifefortocarveforthyselfanicheinthetempleoffame!

OnFridaymorningMrs。SlaytonsaidshewouldgoovertotheHearthstoneoffice,handinoneortwomanu-

riptsthattheeditorhadgiventohertoread,andresignherpositionasstenographer。

"Wasthereanything——er——that——er——youparticu-

larlyfanciedinthestoriesyouaregoingtoturnin?"

askedSlaytonwithathumpingheart。

"Therewasoneanovelette,thatIlikedsomuch,"

saidhiswife。"Ihaven\'treadanythinginyearsthatIthoughtwashalfasniceandtruetolife。"

ThatafternoonSlaytonhurrieddowntotheHearth-

stoneoffice。Hefeltthathisrewardwascloseathand。

WithanoveletteintheHearthstone,literaryreputationwouldsoonbehis。

Theofficeboymethimattherailingintheouteroffice。Itwasnotforunsuccessfulauthorstoholdpersonalcolloquywiththeeditorexceptatrareintervals。

Slayton,hugginghimselfinternally,wasnursinginhishearttheexquisitehopeofbeingabletocrushtheofficeboywithhisforthcomingsuccess。

Heinquiredconcerninghisnovelette。Theofficeboywentintothesacredprecinctsandbroughtforthalargeenvelope,thickwithmorethanthebulkofathousanddiecks。

"Thebosstoldmetotellyouhe\'ssorry,"saidtheboy,"butyourmanuscriptain\'tavailableforthemagazine。"

Slaytonstood,dazed。"Canyoutellme,"hestammered,"whetherornoMissPuff——thatismy——ImeanMissruffkin——handedinanovelettethismorningthatshehadbeenaskedtoread?"

"Sureshedid,"answeredtheofficeboywisely。"I

heardtheoldmansaythatMissPuffkinsaiditwasadaisy。Thenameofitwas,\'MarriedfortheMazuma,oraWorkingGirl\'sTriumph。\'"

"Say,you!"saidtheofficeboyconfidentially,"yourname\'sSlayton,ain\'tit?IguessImixedcasesonvouwithoutmeanin\'todoit。Thebossgivemesomemanu-

scripttohandaroundtheotherdayandIgottheonesforMissPuffkinandthejanitormixed。Iguessit\'sallright,though。"

AndthenSlaytonlookedcloserandsawonthecoverofhismanuscript,underthetitle"LoveIsAll,"thejanitor\'scommentscribbledwithapieceofcharcoal:

"The——yousay!"

THEROADSWETAKE

TWIENTYmilesWestofTucson,the"SunsetExpress"

stoppedatatanktotakeonwater。Besidestheaqueous,additiontheengineofthatfamousflyeracquiredsomeotherthingsthatwerenotgoodforit。

Whilethefiremanwasloweringthefeedinghose,BobTidball,"Shark"Dodsonandaquarter-bredCreekIndiancalledJohnBigDogclimbedontheengineandshowedtheengineerthreeroundorificesinpiecesofordnancethatthecarried。Theseorificessoimpressedtheengineerwiththeirpossibilitiesthatheraisedbothhandsinagesturesuchasaccompaniestheejaculation"Dotell!"

AtthecrispcommandofSharkDodson,whowasleaderoftheattackingforcetheengineerdescendedtothegroundanduncoupledtheengineandtender。

ThenJohnBigDog,percheduponthecoal,sportivelyheldtwogunsupontheenginedriverandthefireman,andsuggestedthattheyruntheenginefiftyyardsawayandthereawaitfurtherorders。

SharkDodsonandBobTidball,scorningtoputsuchlow-gradeoreasthepassengersthroughthemill,struckoutfortherichpocketoftheexpresscar。Theyfoundthemessengersereneinthebeliefthatthe"SunsetExpress"wastakingonnothingmorestimulatinganddangerousthanaquapura。WhileBobwasknockingthisideaoutofhisheadwiththebutt-endofhissix-shooterSharkDodsonwasalreadydosingtheexpress-carsafewithdynamite。

Thesafeexplodedtothetuneof$30,000,allgoldandcurrency。Thepassengersthrusttheirheadscasuallyoutofthewindowstolookforthethunder-cloud。Theconductorjerkedatthebell-rope,whichsaggeddownlooseandunresisting,athistug。SharkDodsonandBobTidball,withtheirbootyinastoutcanvasbag,tumbledoutoftheexpresscarandranawkwardlyintheirhigh-heeledbootstotheengine。

Theengineer,sullenlyangrybutwise,rantheengine,accordingtoorders,rapidlyawayfromtheinerttrain。

Butbeforethiswasaccomplishedtheexpressmessenger,recoveredfromBobTidball\'spersuadertoneutrality,jumpedoutofhiscarwithaWinchesterrifleandtookatrickinthegame。Mr。JohnBigDog,sittingonthecoaltender,unwittinglymadeawrongleadbygivinganimitationofatarget,andthemessengertrumpedhim。

WithaballexactlybetweenhisshoulderbladestheCreekchevalierofindustryrolledofftotheground,thusincreasingtheshareofhiscomradesinthelootbyone-sixtheach。

Twomilesfromthetanktheengineerwasorderedtostop。

Therobberswavedadefiantadieuandplungeddownthesteepslopeintothethickwoodsthatlinedthetrack。

Fiveminutesofcrashingthroughathicketofchapparalbroughtthemtoopenwoods,wherethreehorsesweretiedtolow-hangingbranches。OnewaswaitingforJohnBigDog,whowouldneverridebynightordayagain。

Thisanimaltherobbersdivestedofsaddleandbridleandsetfree。Theymountedtheothertwowiththebagacrossonepommel,androdefastandwithdiscre-

tionthroughtheforestandupaprimeval,lonelygorge。

HeretheanimalthatboreBobTidballslippedonamossyboulderandbrokeaforeleg。Theyshothimthroughtheheadatonceandsatdowntoholdacouncilofflight。

Madesecureforthepresentbythetortuoustrailthey-

hadtravelled,thequestionoftimewasnolongersobig。

Manymilesandhourslaybetweenthemandthespryestpossethatcouldfollow。SharkDodson\'shorse,withtrailingropeanddroppedbridle,pantedandcroppedthankfullyofthegrassalongthestreaminthegorge。

BobTidballopenedthesack,drewoutdoublehandfulsoftheneatpackagesofcurrencyandtheonesackofgoldandchuckledwiththegleeofachild。

"Say,youolddouble-deckedpirate,"hecalledjoyfullytoDodson,"yousaidwecoulddoit——yougotaheadforfinancingthatknocksthehornsoffofanythinginArizona。"

"Whatarewegoingtodoaboutahossforyou,Bob?

Weain\'tgotlongtowaithere。They\'llbeonourtrailbeforedaylightinthemornin\'。"

"Oh,Iguessthatcayuseofyourn\'llcarrydoubleforawhile,"answeredthesanguineBob。"We\'llannexthefirstanimalwecomeacross。Byjingoes,wemadeahaul,didn\'twe?Accordin\'tothemarksonthismoneythere\'s$30,000——$15,000apiece!"

"It\'sshortofwhatIexpected,"saidSharkDodson,kickingsoftlyatthepackageswiththetoeofhisbootandthenhelookedpensivelyatthewetsidesofhistiredhorse。

"OldBolivar\'smightynighplayedout,"hesaid,slowly。"Iwishthatsorrelofyourshadn\'tgothurt。"

"SodoI,"saidBob,heartily,"butitcan\'tbehelped。

Bolivar\'sgotplentyofbottom——he\'llgetusbothfarenoughtogetfreshmounts。Dangit,Shark,Ican\'tbelpthinkin\'howfunnyitisthatanEasternerlikeyoucancomeouthereandgiveusWesternfellowscardsandspadesinthedesperadobusiness。WhatpartoftheEastwasyoufrom,anyway?"

"NewYorkState,"saidSharkDodson,sittingdownonaboulderandchewingatwig。"IwasbornonafarminUlsterCounty。IranawayfromhomewhenIwasseventeen。ItwasanaccidentmycomingWest。Iwaswalkin\'alongtheroadwithmyclothesinabundle,makin\'forNewYorkCity。Ihadanideaofgoin\'thereandmakin\'lotsofmoney。IalwaysfeltlikeIcoulddoit。Icametoaplaceoneevenin\'wheretheroadforkedandIdidn\'tknowwhichforktotake。I

studiedaboutitforhalfanhour,andthenItooktheleft-

hand。ThatnightIrunintothecampofaWildWestshowthatwastravellin\'amongthelittletowns,andIwentWestwithit。I\'veoftenwonderedifI

wouldn\'thaveturnedoutdifferentifI\'dtooktheotherroad。"

"Oh,Ireckonyou\'dhaveendedupaboutthesame,"

saidBobTidball,cheerfullyphilosophical。"Itain\'ttheroadswetake;it\'swhat\'sinsideofusthatmakesusturnoutthewaywedo。"

SharkDodsongotupandleanedagainstatree。

"I\'dagooddealratherthatsorrelofyournhadn\'thurthimself,Bob,"hesaidagain,almostpathetically。

"Samehere,"agreedBob;"hewassureafirst-ratekindofacrowbait。ButBolivar,he\'llpullusthroughallright。Reckonwe\'dbetterbemovin\'on,hadn\'twe,Shark?I\'llbagthisboodleag\'inandwe\'llhitthetrailforhighertimber。"

BobTidballreplacedthespoilinthebagandtiedthemouthofittightlywithacord。WhenhelookedupthemostprominentobjectthathesawwasthemuzzleofSharkDodson\'s。45helduponhimwithoutawaver。

"Stopyourfunnin\',"saidBob,withagrin。"Wegottobehittin\'thebreeze。"

"Setstill,"saidShark。"Youain\'tgoin\'tohitnobreeze,Bob。Ihatetotellyou,butthereain\'tanychanceforbutoneofus。Bolivar,he\'splentytired,andhecan\'tcarrydouble。"

"Webeenpards,meandyou,SharkDodson,forthreeyear,"Bobsaidquietly。"We\'veriskedourlivestogethertimeandagain。I\'vealwaysgiveyouasquaredeal,andIthoughtyouwasaman。I\'veheardsomequeerstoriesaboutyoushootin\'oneortwomeninapeculiarway,butIneverbelieved\'em。Nowifyou\'rejusthavin\'

alittlefunwithme,Shark,putyourgunup,andwe\'llgetonBolivarandvamose。Ifyoumeantoshoot——

shoot,youblackheartedsonofatarantula!"

SharkDodson\'sfaceboreadeeplysorrowfullook。

"Youdon\'tknowhowbadIfeel,"hesighed,"aboutthatsorrelofyournbreakin\'hisleg,Bob。"

TheexpressiononDodson\'sfacechangedinaninstanttooneofcoldferocitymingledwithinexorablecupidity。

Thesoulofthemanshoweditselfforamomentlikeanevilfaceinthewindowofareputablehouse。

TrulyBobTidballwasneverto"hitthebreeze"again。

Thedeadly。45ofthefalsefriendcrackedandfilledthegorgewitharoarthatthewallshurledbackwithindignantechoes。AndBolivar,unconsciousaccomplice,swiftlyboreawaythelastoftheholders-upofthe"SunsetExpress,"notputtothestressof"carryingdouble。"

Butas"Shark"Dodsongallopedawaythewoodsseemedtofadefromhisview;therevolverinhisrighthandturnedtothecurvedarmofamahoganychair;hissaddlewasstrangelyupholstered,andheopenedhiseyesandsawhisfeet,notinstirrups,butrestingquietlyontheedgeofaquartered-oakdesk。

IamtellingyouthatDodson,ofthefirmofDodson&Decker,WallStreetbrokers,openedhiseyes。Peabody,theconfidentialclerk,wasstandingbyhischair,hesitatingtospeak。Therewasaconfusedhumofwheelsbelow,andthesedativebuzzofanelectricfan。

"Ahem!Peabody,"saidDodson,blinking。"Imusthavefallenasleep。Ihadamostremarkabledream。

Whatisit,Peabody?"

"Mr。Williams,sir,ofTracy&Williams,isoutside。

HehascometosettlehisdealinX。Y。Z。Themarketcaughthimshort,sir,ifyouremember。"

"Yes,Iremember。WhatisX。Y。Z。quotedatto-day,Peabody?"

"Oneeighty-five,sir。"

"Thenthat\'shisprice。"

"Excuseme,"saidPeabody,rathernervously"forspeakingofit,butI\'vebeentalkingtoWilliams。He\'sanoldfriendofyours,Mr。Dodson,andyoupracticallyhaveacornerinX。Y。Z。Ithoughtyoumight——thatis,Ithoughtyoumightnotrememberthathesoldyouthestockat98。Ifhesettlesatthemarketpriceitwilltakeeverycenthehasintheworldandhishometootodelivertheshares。"

TheexpressiononDodson\'sfacechangedinaninstanttooneofcoldferocitymingledwithinexorablecupidity。

Thesoulofthemanshoweditselfforamomentlikeanevilfaceinthewindowofareputablehouse。

"Hewillsettleatoneeighty-five,"saidDodson。

"Bolivarcannotcarrydouble。"

ABLACKJACKBARGAINER

ThemostdisreputablethinginYanceyGoree\'slawofficewasGoreehimself,sprawledinhiscreakvoldarm-

chair。Thericketylittleoffice,builtofredbrick,wassetflushwiththestreet——themainstreetofthetownofBethel。

Bethelresteduponthefoot-hillsoftheBlueRidge。

Aboveitthemountainswerepiledtothesky。FarbelowittheturbidCatawbagleamedyellowalongitsdisconsolatevalley。

TheJunedaywasatitssultriesthour。Betheldozedinthetepidshade。Tradewasnot。ItwassostillthatGoree,reclininginhischair,distinctlyheardtheclickingofthechipsinthegrand-juryroom,wherethe"court-

housegang"wasplayingpoker。Fromtheopenbackdooroftheofficeawell-wornpathmeanderedacrossthegrassylottothecourt-house。ThetreadingoutofthatpathhadcostGoreeallheeverhad——firstinheritanceofafewthousanddollars,nexttheoldfamilyhome,and,latterlythelastshredsofhisself-respectandmanhood。

The"gang"hadcleanedhimout。Thebrokengamblerhadturneddrunkardandparasite;hehadlivedtoseethisdaycomewhenthemenwhohadstrippedhimdeniedhimaseatatthegame。Hiswordwasnolongertobetaken。Thedailyboutsatcardshadarrangeditselfaccordingly,andtohimwasassignedtheignoblepartoftheonlooker。Thesheriff,thecountyclerk,asportivedeputy,agayattorney,andachalk-facedmanhailing"fromthevalley,"satattable,andtheshearedonewasthustacitlyadvisedtogoandgrowmorewool。

Soonwearyingofhisostracism,Goreehaddepartedforhisoffice,mutteringtohimselfasheunsteadilytra-

versedtheunluckypathway。Afteradrinkofcornwhiskeyfromademijohnunderthetable,hehadflunghimselfintothechair,staring,inasortofmaudlinapathy,outatthemountainsimmersedinthesummerhaze。

ThelittlewhitepatchhesawawayuponthesideofBlackjackwasLaurel,thevillagenearwhichhehadbeenbornandbred。There,also,wasthebirthplaceofthefeudbetweentheGoreesandtheColtranes。NownodirectheiroftheGoreessurvivedexceptthispluckedandsingedbirdofmisfortune。TotheColtranes,also,butonemalesupporterwasleft——ColonelAbnerCol-

trane,amanofsubstanceandstanding,amemberoftheStateLegislature,andacontemporarywithGoree\'sfather。Thefeudhadbeenatypicaloneoftheregion;

ithadleftaredrecordofhate,wrongandslaughter。

ButYanceyGoreewasnotthinkingoffeuds。Hisbefuddledbrainwashopelesslyattackingtheproblemofthefuturemaintenanceofhimselfandhisfavouritefollies。Oflate,oldfriendsofthefamilyhadseentoitthathehadwhereoftoeatandaplacetosleep——butwhiskeytheywouldnotbuyforhim,andhemusthavewhiskey。

Hislawbusinesswasextinct;nocasehadbeenintrustedtohimintwoyears。Hehadbeenaborrowerandasponge,anditseemedthatifhefellnoloweritwouldbefromlackofopportunity。Onemorechance——hewassayingtohimself——ifhehadonemorestakeatthegame,hethoughthecouldwin;buthehadnothinglefttosell,andhiscreditwasmorethanexhausted。

Hecouldnothelpsmiling,eveninhismisery,ashethoughtofthemantowhom,sixmonthsbefore,hehadsoldtheoldGoreehomestead。Therehadcomefrom"backyan\'"inthemountainstwoofthestrangestcreatures,amannamedPikeGarveyandhiswife。"Backyan\',"withawaveofthehandtowardthehills,wasunderstoodamongthemountaineerstodesignatetheremotestfastnesses,theunplumbedgorges,thehauntsoflawbreakers,thewolf\'sden,andtheboudoirofthebear。

InthecabinfaruponBlackjack\'sshoulder,inthewildestpartoftheseretreats,thisoddcouplehadlivedfortwentyyears。Theyhadneitherdognorchildrentomitigatetheheavysilenceofthehills。PikeGarveywaslittleknowninthesettlements,butallwhohaddealtwithhimpronouncedhim"crazyasaloon。"Heacknowledgednooccupationsavethatofasquirrelhunter,buthe"moonshined"occasionallybywayofdiversion。Oncethe"revenues"haddraggedhimfromhislair,fightingsilentlyanddesperatelylikeaterrier,andhehadbeensenttostate\'sprisonfortwoyears。Released,hepoppedbackintohisholelikeanangryweasel。

Fortune,passingovermanyanxiouswooers,madeafreakishflightintoBlackjack\'sboskypocketstosmileuponPikeandhisfaithfulpartner。

Onedayapartyofspectacled,knickerbockered,andaltogetherabsurdprospectorsinvadedthevicinityoftheGarvey\'scabin。Pikeliftedhissquirrelrifleoffthehooksandtookashotatthematlongrangeonthechanceoftheirbeingrevenues。Happilyhemissed,andtheunconsciousagentsofgoodluckdrewnearer,disclosingtheirinnocenceofanythingresemblinglaworjustice。

Lateron,theyofferedtheGarveysanenormousquantityofready,green,crispmoneyfortheirthirty-acrepatchofclearedland,mentioning,asanexcuseforsuchamadaction,someirrelevantandinadequatenonsenseaboutabedofmicaunderlyingthesaidproperty。

WhentheGarveysbecamepossessedofsomanydol-

larsthattheyfalteredincomputingthem,thedeficienciesoflifeonBlackjackbegantogrowprominent。Pikebegantotalkofnewshoes,ahogsheadoftobaccotosetinthecorner,anewlocktohisrifle;and,leadingMartellatoacertainspotonthemountain-side,hepointedouttoherhowasmallcannon——doubtlessathingnotbeyondthescopeoftheirfortuneinprice——

mightbeplantedsoastocommandanddefendthesoleaccessibletrailtothecabin,totheconfusionofrevenuesandmeddlingstrangersforever。

ButAdamreckonedwithouthisEve。Thesethingsrepresentedtohimtheappliedpowerofwealth,butthereslumberedinhisdingycabinanambitionthatsoaredfarabovehisprimitivewants。SomewhereinMrs。Garvey\'sbosomstillsurvivedaspotoffemininityunstarvedbytwentyyearsofBlackjack。Forsolongatimethesoundsinherearshadbeenthescaly-barksdroppinginthewoodsatnoon,andthewolvessingingamongtherocksatnight,anditwasenoughtohavepurgedherofvanities。Shehadgrownfatandsadandyellowanddull。Butwhenthemeanscame,shefeltarekindleddesiretoassumetheperquisitesofhersex——

tositatteatables;tobuyfutilethings;towhitewashthehideousveracityoflifewithalittleformandceremony。

SoshecoldlyvetoedPike\'sproposedsystemoffortifica-

tions,andannouncedthatthevwoulddescendupontheworld,andgyratesocially。

Andthus,atlength,itwasdecided,andthethingdone。ThevillageofLaurelwastheircompromisebetweenMrs。Garvey\'spreferenceforoneofthelargevalleytownsandPike\'shankeringforprimevalsolitudes。

LaurelyieldedahaltingroundoffeeblesocialdistractionsomportablewithMartella\'sambitions,andwasnotentirelywithoutrecommendationtoPike,itscontiguitytothemountainspresentingadvantagesforsuddenretreatincasefashionablesocietyshouldmakeitadvisable。

TheirdescentuponLaurelhadbeencoincidentwithYanceyGoree\'sfeverishdesiretoconvertpropertyintocash,andtheyboughttheoldGoreehomestead,payingfourthousanddollarsreadymoneyintothespendthrift\'sshakinghands。

ThusithappenedthatwhilethedisreputablelastoftheGoreessprawledinhisdisreputableoffice,attheendofhisrow,spurnedbythecronieswhomhehadgorged,strangersdweltinthehallsofhisfathers。

Acloudofdustwasrolling,slowlyuptheparchedstreet,withsomethingtravellinginthemidstofit。A

littlebreezewaftedthecloudtooneside,andanew,brightlypaintedcarryall,drawnbyaslothfulgrayhorse,becamevisible。ThevehicledeflectedfromthemiddleofthestreetasitnearedGoree\'soffice,andstoppedinthegutterdirectlyinfrontofhisdoor。

Onthefrontseatsatagaunt,tallman,dressedinblackbroadcloth,hisrigidhandsincarceratedinyellowkidgloves。OnthebackseatwasaladywhotriumphedovertheJuneheat。Herstoutformwasarmouredinaskintightsilkdressofthedescriptionknownas"change-

able,"beingagorgeouscombinationofshiftinghues。

Shesaterect,wavingamuch-omamentedfan,withhereyesfixedstonilyfardownthestreet。HoweverMartellaGarvey\'sheartmightberejoicingatthepleasuresofhernewlife,Blackjackhaddonehisworkwithherexterior。

Hehadcarvedhercountenancetotheimageofemptinessandinanity;hadimbuedherwiththestolidityofhiscrags,andthereserveofhishushedinteriors。Shealwaysseemedtohear,whateverhersurroundingswere,thescaly-barksfallingandpatteringdownthemountain-

side。ShecouldalwaysheartheawfulsilenceofBlack-

jacksoundingthroughthestillestofnights。

Goreewatchedthissolemnequipage,asitdrovetohisdoor,withonlyfaintinterest;butwhenthelankdriverwrappedthereinsabouthiswhip,awkwardlydescended,andsteppedintotheoffice,heroseunsteadilytoreceivehim,recognizingPikeGarvey,thenew,thetransformed,therecentlycivilized。

ThemountaineertookthechairGoreeofferedhim。

TheywhocastdoubtsuponGarvey\'ssoundnessofmindhadastrongwitnessintheman\'scountenance。Hisfacewastoolong,adullsaffroninhue,andimmobileasastatue\'s。Pale-blue,unwinkingroundeyeswithoutlashesaddedtothesingularityofhisgruesomevisage。

Goreewasatalosstoaccountforthevisit。

"EverythingallrightatLaurel,Mr。Garvey?"heinquired。

"Everythingallright,sir,andmightypleasedisMissisGarveyandmewiththeproperty。MissisGarveylikesyo\'oldplace,andshelikestheneighbourhood。Societyiswhatshe\'lowsshewants,andsheisgettin\'ofit。TheRogerses,theHapgoods,thePrattsandtheTroyshevbeentoseeMissisGarvey,andshehevetmealstomostoftharhouses。Thebestfolkshevaxedhertodiffer\'ntkindsofdoin\'s。Icyan\'tsay,Mr。Goree,thatsechthingssuitsme——furme,givemethemthar。"Garvey\'shuge,yellow-glovedhandflourishedinthedirectionofthemountains。"That\'swharIb\'long,\'mongstthewildhoneybeesandtheb\'ars。Butthatain\'twhatI

comefurtosay,Mr。Goree。Thar\'ssomethin\'yougotwhatmeandMissisGarveywantstobuy。"

"Buy!"echoedGoree。"Fromme?"Thenhelaughedharshly。"Ireckonyouaremistakenaboutthat。Ireckonyouaremistakenaboutthat。Isoldouttoyou,asyouyourselfexpressedit,\'lock,stockandbarrel。\'Thereisn\'tevenaramrodlefttosell。"

"You\'vegotit;andwe\'unswantit。\'Takethemoney,\'saysMissisGarvey,\'andbuyitfa\'randsquared\'。\'"

Goreeshookhishead。"Thecupboard\'sbare,"hesaid。

"We\'veriz,"pursuedthemountaineer,undetectedfromhisobject,"aheap。Wewasporeaspossums,andnowwecouldhevfolkstodinnereveryday。Webeenrecognized,MissisGarveysays,bythebestsociety。

Butthere\'ssomethin\'weneedweain\'tgot。Shesaysitoughttobeenputinthe\'ventoryovthesale,butittain\'tthar。\'Takethemoney,then,\'saysshe,\'andbuyitfa\'randsquar\'。"\'

"Outwithit,"saidGoree,hisrackednervesgrowingimpatient。

Garveythrewhisslouchbatuponthetable,andleanedforward,fixinghisunblinkingevesuponGoree\'s。

"There\'saoldfeud,"hesaiddistinctlyandslowly,"\'tweenyou\'unsandtheColtranes。"

Goreefrownedominously。Tospeakofhisfeudtoafeudistisaseriousbreachofthemountainetiquette。

Themanfrom"backyan\'"knewitaswellasthelawyerdid。

"Naoffense,"hewenton"butpurelyinthewayofbusiness。MissisGarveyhevstudiedallaboutfeuds。

Mostofthequalityfolksinthemountainshev\'em。TheSettlesandtheGoforths,theRankinsandtheBoyds,theSilersandtheGalloways,hevallbeencyarin\'onfeudsf\'omtwentytoahundredyear。Thelastmantodrapwaswhenyo\'uncle,JedgePaisleyGoree,\'journedco\'tandshotLenColtranef\'omthebench。MissisGarveyandme,wecomef\'omthepo\'whitetrash。Nobodywouldn\'tpickafeudwithwe\'uns,nomo\'nwithafam\'lyoftree-toads。Qualitypeopleeverywhar,saysMissisGarvey,hasfeuds。We\'unsain\'tquality,butwe\'reuyin\'intoitasfuraswecan。\'Takethemoney,then,\'

saysMissisGarvey,\'andbuyMr。Goree\'sfeud,fa\'randsquar\'。\'"

Thesquirrelhunterstraightenedaleghalfacrosstheroom,drewarollofbillsfromhispocket,andthrewthemonthetable。

"Thar\'stwohundreddollars,Mr。Goree;whatyouwouldcallafa\'rpriceforafeudthat\'sbeen\'lowedtorundownlikeyournhev。Thar\'sonlyyoulefttocyar\'

onyo\'sideofit,andyou\'dmakemightypo\'killin\'。I\'lltakeitoffyo\'hands,andit\'llsetmeandMissisGarveyupamongthequality。Thar\'sthemoney。"

Thelittlerollofcurrencyonthetableslowlyuntwisteditself,writhingandjumpingasitsfoldsrelaxed。InthesilencethatfollowedGarvey\'slastspeechtherattlingofthepokerchipsinthecourt-housecouldbeplainlyheard。

Goreeknewthatthesheriffhadjustwonapot,forthesubduedwhoopwithwhichhealwaysgreetedavictoryfloatedacrossthesqquareuponthecrinklyheatwaves。

BeadsofmoisturestoodonGoree\'sbrow。Stooping,hedrewthewicker-covereddemijohnfromunderthetable,andfilledatumblerfromit。

"Alittlecornliquor,Mr。Garvey?Ofcourseyouarejokingaboutwhatyouspokeof?Opensquiteanewmarket,doesn\'tit?Feuds。Prime,two-fiftytothree。Feuds,slightlydamaged——twohundred,I

believeyousaid,Mr。Garvey?"

Goreelaughedself-consciously。

ThemountaineertooktheglassGoreehandedhim,anddrankthewhiskywithoutatremorofthelidsofhisstaringeyes。Thelawyerapplaudedthefeatbyalookofenviousadmiration。Hepouredhisowndrink,andtookitlikeadrunkard,bygulps,andwithshuddersatthesmellandtaste。

"Twohundred,"repeatedGarvey。"Thar\'sthemoney。"

AsuddenpassionflaredupinGoree\'sbrain。Hestruckthetablewithhisfist。Oneofthebillsflippedoverandtouchedhishand。Heflinchedasifsomethinghadstunghim。

"Doyoucometome,"heshouted,"seriouslywithsucharidiculous,insulting,darned-foolproposition?"

"It\'sfa\'randsquar\',"saidthesquirrelhunter,buthereachedouthishandasiftotakebackthemoney;andthenGoreeknewthathisownflurryofragehadnotbeenfromprideorresentment,butfromangerathimself,knowingthathewouldsetfootinthedeeperdepthsthatwerebeingopenedtohim。Heturnedinaninstantfromanoutragedgentlemantoananxiouschaffererrecom-

mendinghisgoods。

"Don\'tbeinahurry,Garvey,"hesaid,hisfacecrimsonandhisspeechthick。"Iacceptyourp-p-proposition,thoughit\'sdirtcheapattwohundred。At-trade\'sallrightwhenbothp-purchaserandb-buyerares-satisfied。

ShallIw-wrapitupforyou,Mr。Garvey?"

Garveyrose,andshookouthisbroadcloth。"MissisGarvevwillbepleased。Youairoutofit,anditstandsColtraneandGarvey。Justascrapovwritin\',Mr。

Goree,youbein\'alawyer,toshowwetraded。"

Goreeseizedasheetofpaperandapen。Themoneywasclutchedinhismoisthand。Everythingelsesud-

denlyseemedtogrowtrivialandlight。

"Billofsale,byallmeans。\'Right,title,andinterestinandto\'……\'foreverwarrantand——\'No,Garvey,we\'llhavetoleaveoutthat\'defend,\'"saidGoreewithaloudlaugh。"You\'llhavetodefendthistitleyourself。"

Themountaineerreceivedtheamazingscreedthatthelawyerhandedhim,foldeditwithimmenselabour,andlaceditcarefullyinhispocket。

Goreewasstandingnearthewindow。"Stephere,said,raisinghisfinger,"andI\'llshowyouyourrecentlypurchasedenemy。Therehegoes,downtheothersideofthestreet。"

Themountaineercrookedhislongframetolookthroughthewindowinthedirectionindicatedbytheother。

ColonelAbnerColtrane,anerect,portlygentlemanofaboutfifty,wearingtheinevitablelong,double-breastedfrockcoatoftheSouthernlawmaker,andanoldhighsilkhat,waspassingontheoppositesidewalk。AsGarveylooked,Goreeglancedathisface。Iftherebesuchathingasayellowwolf,herewasitscounterpart。

Garveysnarledashisunhumaneyesfollowedthemovingfigure,disclosinglong,amber-colouredfangs。

"Isthathim?Why,that\'sthemanwhosentmetothepenitentiaryonce!"

"Heusedtobedistrictattorney,"saidGoreecare-

lessly。"And,bytheway,he\'safirst-classshot。"

"Ikinhitasquirrel\'seyeatahundredyard,"saidGarvey。"Sothatthar\'sColtrane!ImadeabettertradethanIwasthinkin\'。I\'lltakekeerovthisfeud,Mr。Goree,better\'nyoueverdid!"

Hemovedtowardthedoor,butlingeredthere,betray-

ingaslightperplexity。

"Anythingelseto-day?"inquiredGoreewithfrothysarcasm。"Anyfamilytraditions,ancestralghosts,orskeletonsinthecloset?Pricesaslowasthelowest。"

"Tharwasanotherthing,"repliedtheunmovedsquirrelhunter,"thatMissisGarveywasthinkin\'of。\'Tain\'tsomuchinmylineast\'other,butshewantedpartic\'larthatIshouldinquire,andefyouwaswillin\',\'payfurit,\'

shesays,\'fa\'randsquar\'。\'Thar\'saburyin\'groun\',asyouknow,Mr。Goree,intheyardofyo\'oldplace,underthecedars。Themthatliestharisyo\'folkswhatwaskilledbytheColtranes。Themonymentshasthenameson\'em。MissisGarvevsaysafam\'lyburyin\'

groun\'-isasho\'signofquality。Shesaysefwegitthefeudthar\'ssomethin\'elseoughttogowithit。Thenamesonthemmoiivmentsis\'Goree,\'buttheycanbechangedtoournby——"

"Go。Go!"screamedGoree,hisfaceturningpurple。

Hestretchedoutbothhandstowardthemountaineer,hisfingershookedandshaking。"Go,youghoul!EvenaCh-Chinamanprotectstheg-gravesofhisancestors——go!"

Thesquirrelhunterslouchedoutofthedoortohiscarryall。WhilehewasclimbingoverthewheelGoreewascollecting,withfeverishcelerity,themoneythathadfallenfromhishandtothefloor。Asthevehicleslowlyturnedabout,thesheep,withacoatofnewlygrownwool,washurrying,inindecenthaste,alongthepathtothecourt-house。

Atthreeo\'clockinthemorningtheybroughthimbacktohisoffice,shornandunconscious。Thesheriff,thesportivedeputy,thecountyclerk,andthegayattorneycarriedhim,thechalk-facedman"fromthevalley"

actingasescort。

"Onthetable,"saidoneofthem,andtheydepositedhimthereamongthelitterofhisunprofitablebooksandpapers。

"Yancethinksalotofapairofdeuceswhenhe\'sliquoredup,"sighedthesheriffreflectively。

"Toomuch,"saidthegayattorney。"Amanhasnobusinesstoplaypokerwhodrinksasmuchashedoes。I

wonderhowmuchhedroppedto-night。"

"Closetotwohundred。WhatIwonderiswharhegotit。Yanceain\'thadacentfuroveramonth,I

know。"

"Struckaclient,maybe。Well,let\'sgethomebeforedaylight。He\'llbeallrightwhenhewakesup,exceptforasortofbeehiveaboutthecranium。"

Thegangslippedawaythroughtheearlymorningtwilight。ThenexteyetogazeuponthemiserableGoreewastheorbofday。Hepeeredthroughtheuncurtainedwindow,firstdelugingthesleeperinafloodoffaintgold,butsoonpouringuponthemottledredofhisfleshasearching,white,summerheat。Goreestirred,halfunconsciously,amongthetable\'sd閎ris,andturnedhisfacefromthewindow。Hismovementdislodgedaheavylawbook,whichcrasheduponthefloor。Openinghiseyes,hesaw,bendingoverhim,amaninablackfrockcoat。Lookinghigher,hediscoveredawell-wornsilkhat,andbeneathitthekindly,smoothfaceofColonelAbnerColtrane。

Alittleuncertainoftheoutcome,thecolonelwaitedfortheothertomakesomesignofrecognition。Notintwentyyearshadmalemembersofthesetwofamiliesfacedeachotherinpeace。Goree\'seyelidspuckeredashestrainedhisblurredsighttowardthisvisitor,andthenhesmiledserenely。

"HaveyoubroughtStellaandLucyovertoplay?"

hesaidcalmly。

"Doyouknowme,Yancey?"askedColtrane。

"OfcourseIdo。Youbroughtmeawhipwithawhistleintheend。"

Sohehad——twenty-fouryearsago;whenYancey\'sfatherwashisbestfriend。

Goree\'seyeswanderedabouttheroom。Thecolonelunderstood。"Liestill,andI\'llbringyousome,"saidhe。

Therewasapumpintheyardattherear,andGoreeclosedhiseyes,listeningwithrapturetotheclickofitshandle,andthebubblingofthefallingstream。Col-

tranebroughtapitcherofthecoolwater,andhelditforhimtodrink。PresentlyGoreesatup——amostforlornobject,hissummersuitofflaxsoiledandcrumpled,hisdiscreditableheadtousledandunsteady。Hetriedtowaveoneofhishandstowardthecolonel。

"Ex-excuse-everything,willyou?"hesaid。"I

musthavedrunktoomuchwhiskeylastnight,andgonetobedonthetable。"Hisbrowsknittedintoapuzzledfrown。

"Outwiththeboysawhile?"askedColtranekindly。

"No,Iwentnowhere。Ihaven\'thadadollartospendinthelasttwomonths。Struckthedemijohntoooften。

Ireckon,asusual。"

ColonelColtranetouchedhimontheshoulder。

"Alittlewhileago,Yancey,"hebegan,"youaskedmeifIhadbroughtStellaandLucyovertoplay。Youweren\'tquiteawakethen,andmusthavebeendreamingyouwereaboyagain。Youareawakenow,andIwantyoutolistentome。IhavecomefromStellaandLucytotheiroldplaymate,andtomyoldfriend\'sson。TheyknowthatIamgoingtobringyouhomewithme,andyouwillfindthemasreadywithawelcomeastheywereintheolddays。Iwantyoutocometomyhouseandstayuntilyouareyourselfaain,andasmuchlongerasyouwill。Weheardofyourbeingdownintheworld,andinthemidstoftemptation,andweagreedthatyoushouldcomeoverandplayatourhouseoncemore。Willyoucome,myboy?Willyoudropouroldfamilytroubleandcomewithme?"

"Trouble!"saidGoree,openinghiseyeswide。"TherewasneveranytroublebetweenusthatIknowof。I\'msurewe\'vealwaysbeenthebestfriends。But,goodLord,Colonel,howcouldIgotoyourhomeasIam——adrunkenwretch,amiserable,degradedspendthriftandgambler——"

Helurchedfromthetableintohisarmchair,andbegantoweepmaudlintears,mingledwithgenuinedropsofremorseandshame。Coltranetalkedtohimpersist-

entlyandreasonably,remindinghimofthesimplemoun-

tainpleasuresofwhichhehadoncebeensofond,andinsistinguponthegenuinenessoftheinvitation。

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