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"\'Thisyeremeetin\',\'saysEnright,meanwhilebeatin\'withthebuttofhissix-shooteronthepoker-table,\'issomesuddenan\'
permiscus;buttheobjectsiseasyan\'plain。We-allsconvenesourse\'fstoconsiderthephysicalconditionofthispartyfromYallerhouse,whichreportsaysislocoedan\'can\'ttalknoneforhimself。Tomakethisinquiryasuccess,we-allsoughterseethisYallerhousegent;an\'astharisfewerofhimthanofus,Iapp\'intsJackMoore,DanBoggs,an\'ShortCreekDave,acommittee,ofthree,tobringhimbeforeusinabody。Pendin\'thereturnofthecommitteethemeetin\'willtakeadrinkwiththechair。\'
"Inaboutnotimebackcomestheoutfit,packin\'theYallerhousemanalleasyenoughinablanket,an\'spreadshimoutonthefloor。Helookssorterred\'roundinspots,likesomethin\'sbeenstingin\'ofhim,butit\'sevident,asBoggssays,he\'slocoed。Helaysthar,rollin\'hiseyesan\'carryin\'ontohimse\'f,buthedon\'taddressthechairoroffertotakenopartinthemeetin\'。Enrightquaffshisdrinkallslowan\'dignified,an\'gazesattheYallerhousemanonthefloor。
"\'Well,gents,\'saysEnrightatlast,settin\'downhisglass,an\'
givin\'thepoker-tablealittletapwithhisgun,\'yere\'stheparty,an\'thequestionisnow:"What\'shegot?"DoIhearanyremarks?\'
"\'Bein\'inthelines,MisterPres\'dent,\'saysBoggs,\'ofpreviousassertion,an\'forthepurposeofbringin\'thequestionsquar\'
beforethishouse,InowmovesyouthisyereYallerhousepartyhasthesmallpox。Iain\'taimin\'hereinatplayin\'itlowonTutt,an\'
su\'geststhatthechair,inputtin\'thequestion,alsoinformsthemeetin\'astothemwagers;whichthemoneytharofisnowinthewar-
bagsofthebarkeep。Ibelievesingivin\'everygentallnecessarylightwhereintomakeuphismind;an\',asIsays,toopenthegamealllogical,Iag\'inmovesthisYallerhousemanhasthesmallpox。\'
"\'Yotambien,\'yellsaMexicanovernearthedoor。
"\'PutthatGreaserout!\'shoutsEnright,atthesametimebangin\'
thetable。\'Thisain\'tnointernationalincidentatall,an\'nothin\'
buttheclean-strainAmericanwolfiseligibletohowl。\'
"TheGreasergoesoutonhissaddle-coloredhead,an\'EnrightputsBoggs\'smotion。
"\'Everygent,\'saysEnright,\'infavorofthisYallerhousemanhavin\'thesmallpox,say"Aye";contrary"No。"\'
"Everybodyshouts\'Aye!\'
"\'Whichthe"Ayes"hasitunanimous,\'saysEnright。\'TheYallerhousepartyhasthesmallpox,an\'thenextchickenontheparliamentaryroostisthequestion:"Whateveristobedonetomakethisyeremaladyasuccess?"Istharanysu\'gestions?\'
"\'MisterPres\'dent,\'saysTexasThompson,risin\'inhisplace,\'I\'vedonetooknohandintheseproceedin\'ssofar,throughignoranceofthepurposesofthisyereconvocation。Saidpurposesbein\'nowforthefirsttimelinedoutallrightinmymind,an\'thequestionbein\',"What\'stobedonewithourcaptive?"Iasksyourindulgence。
Myfirstideeisthatourdootyan\'ourpathisplain;thesamebein\'simplytotakealariatan\'hangthisYallerhousepersontothedance-hallwindmill;butthiscourse,onsecondthought,seemsprematooran\'theoffspringsofnacheralimpulse。Still,somethin\'
mustbedone;an\'whilemymindisbynomeanscl\'ar,Isu\'gestsweturnthegentovertoJackMoore,whichisthemarshalhereof,torideherdonhimtillfurtherorders;an\'Imakesamotiontothateffect。\'
"\'Secondsthemotion!\'saysShortCreekDave。
"\'Youdon\'thavetoputthatmotion,MisterPres\'dent,\'saysJack;
\'I\'vebeencirelin\'theideesomemyse\'f,an\'Ireckonsit\'smydootytotakechargeofthisYallerhousegent。Youcanbetanythin\'
whichgetssawedontomeasmydootygoes,an\'don\'tmakenodoubtaboutit。Yere\'showItrailsoutonthis:Ifitain\'tmydootytotakecareofthisperson,whosedootyisit?\'Tain\'tnobody\'s。
TharforeIplaysthehand。\'
"\'Whichthesamebein\'eminentsatisfactory,\'saysDaveTutt,risin\',asifhethinksofsomethin\'speshul,\'InowinquireswhetherthisyereishelddecisiveofthembetsImakeswithBoggs。
Iholdin\',meanwhile,contraryviewsemphatic。\'
"\'Thisbein\'aquestionofpriv\'lege,\'saysEnright,\'thechairwillanswerit。Theseproceedin\'sdecidesyourbetswithBoggs,an\'thebarkeeppaysBoggsthedinero。Thisisagov\'mentofthepeople,forthepeople,bythepeople,an\'foundedonavoxpopulibluff。Thevoiceofthemajoritygoes。YoutharforeloseyourbetstoBoggs;
drinksonBoggs,ofcourse。Tharisanothermatter,\'continuesEnright,\'abetweoverlooks。Takin\'careofthisYallerhousegentwillcostastackortwo,an\'meansmustbeprovided。Itharforemakesasanorderthatyereafterthar\'stobearakeontens-uporbetter,showed,tomakeafundtobackthisplay;saidraketogoontilMisterMoorereportssaidYallerhousegentassafeorceasedtobe。\'
"JacktakesthisYallerhousepartyovertothecalaboosean\'layshimawayonsomeblankets。Thecalabooseisdry,an\'whatyou-allsmightcall,commodious。It\'saslam-upcamp;yesindeed!NeverhasbutSteveStevensoninit。PutsSteveinonenightwhenhe\'sdead-
drunk。Thecalabooseisnewthen,an\'we-allsisthatproudan\'
anxioustotryitan\'putittosomeuse,wecouldn\'tresist,soinStevegoes。
"AboutfourhourslaterStevecomesbackuptotheRedLight,hotter\'naburntboot。Seemslikehecomesto,an\'isthatoutragedan\'indignantaboutbein\'corralledthata-way,hebuststhecorneroutenthecalaboosean\'issuesforthawholelottofindwhodoesit。
"WhenhecomesintotheRedLighthereviveshimse\'fwithadrink,an\'theninquireswhetherit\'shumorous,ordowemeanit?Seein\'
howspeshullowStevetakesit,we-allsallowsit\'sajoke;an\'
Steve,whileheevidentfeelssomefretted,concloodstoletitgoatthat。
"ButonaccountoftheholethroughwhichSteveemerges,an\'whichhemakesliberalan\'big,thecalabooseisamightycommodiousplace。SoJackbedsdowntheYallerhousemanallrightan\'startsintobringin\'himthrough。Therestofusdon\'tcrowd\'roundnonetowatchtheplay,don\'thoveroveritthata-way,\'causeweain\'taimin\'toacquirenothin\'ourse\'fs。
"Jackhasaheapoftroublean\'worry。Neverseesnosmallpoxdoyou?Folkslocoedmostusual,——cleanoffupintheairan\'pitchin\'
ontheirropes。OfcoursetheYallerhousegenthasallheneeds。
Thatrakeontens-upthemdayswouldhavetookcareofafam\'ly。ButhekeepsJackherdin\'himallthetime。Otherwise,notbein\'
watched,an\'crazythata-way,he\'sliabletocomestampedin\'overtotheRedLight,orsome\'erselse,anytime,an\'skeerusupsome。
"\'He\'saworld-beater,\'saysJackoneday,whenhecomesoverforadrink。\'He\'sshorelyfourkingsan\'anace。Youcan\'tridehimwithbuckin\'-strapsan\'aSpanishbit。It\'sgotsonow——hisdiseasebein\'
atacrisislike——thatIsimplyhastobewiththisYallerhousepartydayan\'night。He\'dshorelylaywastethiscampifIdidn\'t。\'
"AtlasttheYallerhousepartyan\'Jacksomehowbeatsthesmallpox,butYallerhousecomesoutshyaneye。ThesmallpoxgougesitoutoneofthemtimeswhenJackain\'tlookin\'outhisgamesharp。It\'shispistoleye,too;whichmakeshimfeelthelossmorekeen,an\'
createsgeneralsympathy。TheYallerhousemangetssomemoroseoverit,whichain\'t,afterall,onnacheral。Agentain\'tgotsomanyeyeshecanaffordtogoshortoneoneverylittlegameheplays。SohefindsfaultwithJackalot,an\'allowsifhehashimbackintheStateshe\'dsuehimforneglectofdooty。
"\'Which,Ishorelylikesthat!\'saysJacktotheYallerhouseparty,gettin\'peevishoverhisfault-findin\'。\'Don\'tyouknowit\'smerelyowin\'tothemercyofhellan\'mywatchfulcare,you-allain\'tbustin\'yourharp-stringsan\'raisin\'allrounddiscordamongtheheavenlyhostsonhighrightnow,insteadofbein\'safean\'wellyereinWolfville?Youdon\'tactlikeagentwhosaveyswhenhemakesawinnin\'。S\'poseyoubeaneyeout;you\'restilllookin\'atthingsterrestrialwiththeother。Youtalksofgrossneglectofdooty!Nowletmeinformyouofsomethin\':Youcomepesterin\'\'roundmesomemorean\'I\'llbendagunoveryourhead。\'
"\'Whichifitain\'tmysix-shootereyewhich\'sout,\'saystheYallerhouseparty,mightyugly,\'doyouknowwhatI\'ddo?Well,thisyerewouldbethebasisofafirst-classgun-play。Youcangambletharwouldn\'tbenojim-crowmarshalgopirootin\'\'round,losin\'noeyeofminean\'gettin\'awaywithit,an\'thentalkofbendin\'gunsonme;nonewhatever。\'
"ButitallpreysonJack。An\'a-seein\'ofthisYallerhousegent\'roundcampa-lookin\'athiminafault-findin\'wayoutenhisoneeyesorteraggravatesJacklikeit\'sanightmare。
"\'Iwouldn\'tminditsomuch,\'saysJacktome,confidential,\'ifthisYallerhousegentquitsalaigoranarmbehind,\'causeinwhicheventwepieceshimoutwithwood,easy。Butabouteyes,it\'sdifferent。Aneyeoutisaneyeout;an\'thatsettlesit。\'
"OnedayJackcan\'tb\'aritnolonger,an\',resolvin\'toendit,hewalksuptotheYallerhousepartyintheRedLight,allbriskan\'
brief。
"\'It\'saroughdealonaone-eyedgent,\'saysJack,\'an\'Ishoreaskspardonan\'statesregretsinadvance。Butthingshasgottoashow-down。I\'mslowlybecomin\'onfitforpublicdooty。Nowyere\'sanoffer,an\'youcanhaveeitherend。You-allcangetahossan\'ahundreddollarsofme,an\'pullyourfreight;oryoucanfixyourse\'fwithagunan\'haveamightystirrin\'an\'eventfultimewithmerightyere。Asanoutcomeofthelast,thepublicwillhaveoneofustoplant,an\'mebbyavacancytofillinthepostofkettle-tender。Whichisit,an\'whatdoyousay?\'
"\'Whatforahossisshe?\'askedtheYallerhouseparty。
"\'Whichshe\'sapinto,\'saysJack;\'asexcellentapaintponyaseverisroped。\'
"\'Doesthisyerethreatyou-allmakesincloodeasaddlean\'spurs?\'
askstheYallerhouseparty。
"\'Itshorelydoes,\'repliesJack。\'Isitago?\'
"\'Well,\'saystheYallerhouseman,afterponderin\'ituponewayan\'
downtheother,\'thisideeofsettlin\'foreyesforahossan\'ahundreddollarsisfarfrombein\'usualwithme。IfIhasmyeyeag\'in,I\'dshorelystayan\'shootitout,an\'admiretobepresent。
Butnowsechthoughtsisvanity。Soroundupyourmoneyan\'yourponyattheRedLightinfifteenminutesbythewatch,an\'assoonasIgetsabottlefilledI\'mreadytogo。Ishorelyshouldnotregretleavin\'an\'outfitwhichputsfolksinjailforbein\'sick,an\'connivesbyrecklessan\'criminalneglectofdootyattheirbein\'blindedforlife。\'"
CHAPTERXIII。
JACKSUPONEIGHTS。
"No;youcanhazardyourwealthalot,thar\'snosooperstitionlurkin\'\'roundinmeormyenvirons;nonewhatever。Iattachesnoimportancetowhatyou-allcallsomens。"
Somebodyhadundertakenadisquisitionondreams,andattemptedtociteinstanceswherethefuturehadbeenindicatedinthesehazyvisionsofoursleep。ThishadservedtoturntheOldCattleman\'strainofthoughtupontheweird。
"Thar\'ssigns,ofcourse,towhichI\'dshorelybow,nottosaypayabsorbin\'heed。IfsomegentwithwhomIchoosestodiffertouchin\'
somematterthat\'saheaprelevantatthetime,upsan\'reachesforhisgunabrupt,itfillsmefullofpreemonitionsthatthenearfutureismightyliabletobecomeloadedwithleadan\'interestforme。Nowthar\'sanomenIdon\'tdiscount。ButafterallIain\'tconsentin\'tocallthemapprehensionsofminethefrootofnosooperstition,neither。I\'mmerelychary;that\'sall。
"It\'sCherokeeHallwhoiswhatIonhesitatin\'lydescribesassooperstitious。Cherokeeisafflictedbymoresignsan\'omensincarryin\'onhisbusinessthananalmanac。It\'sawaykyardsharpsgetsinto,Ireckons;sortergrowsoutentheirtrade。LeastwiseI
nevercreepsupononeyetwhoain\'tbein\'guidedbyallsortsofmiraclesan\'warnin\'sthata-way。An\'sometimesitdoeslookliketheyacquiresap\'interthatcomesto\'emonstraightlines。As\'llustratin\'thisyerelast,itreturnstomesomevividhowCherokeean\'Boggsgetstoprophesyin\'oneday,an\'howtheycallsofftheplaybetween\'emsoplumbc\'rrectthata-way,it\'smorethanamazin\';it\'ssinister。
"It\'sahotAugustday,thisoccasionIhasinmind,an\'whilenotpossessin\'oneofthemheat-gaugestosayackerate,I\'mallowin\'
it\'sridin\'hardonsechweatherasthis。Abandofusisatthepost-officea-wrastlin\'ourletters,whenintrailsCherokeeHalllookin\'somemoody,an\'setshimse\'fdownonabox。
"\'Whichyou-allnodoubtallowsyou\'lltakesomemissivesyourse\'fthismornin\',\'saysDocPeets,a-noticin\'ofhisgloom,an\'aimin\'
top\'inthisideesupsomeothertrail。Doc,himse\'f,isfeelin\'
somegala。\'PassoverthemdocumentsforCherokeeHall,an\'don\'tholdoutnothin\'ontous。We-allsis\'waytoopeevishtostandanyoffishulgaietiesto-day。\'
"\'Thar\'snooneweak-minded\'noughtowritetomenone,\'saysCherokee。`WhichIremarksthisyerephenomenonwithpleasure。Mail-
bagspacksmoregriefthanjoy,an\'Iain\'thonin\'fornohandinthegamewhatever。It\'sfifteenyearssinceIbuysastamporgetsaletter,an\'allthirsttharforisassuagedcomplete。\'
"\'Fifteenyearsisshorealongtime,\'saysEnright,sortertohimse\'f,an\'thenwe-allshopsintoourlettersag\'in。FinallyCherokeebreaksinoncemore。
"`Iain\'taimin\'toinvestWolfvilleinnosooperstitiousfears,\'
saysCherokee,\'an\'ImerelychroniclesasacurrenteventhowIwassettin\'intoalittlepokerlastnight,an\'threetimesstraightI
picksup"thehandthedeadmanheld,"jacksuponeights,an\'itwinseverytime。\'
"`Wholosetoit?\'asksDanBoggs。
"\'Why,\'saysCherokee,\'it\'severytimethatoldlonghornascomesinfromTucsonbacksometwoweeksago。\'
"\'Thatsettlesit,\'saysBoggs,mightydecided。\'Youcanbetyoursaddlean\'throwtheponyin,Deathisfixin\'hissightsforhimrightnow。It\'sshorelyawarnin\',an\'I\'mplumbgladitain\'tnoneoftheboys;that\'sall。\'
"YouseethisyerestrangerwhoCherokeealloodsatcomesoverfromTucsonalittlewhilebefore。Hehaslongwhiteha\'ran\'beard,an\',jedgin\'fromtheringsonhishorns,he\'smebbya-comin\'sixty。Heseemslikehe\'splentyofmoney,an\'wetakesithe\'sallright。Hisleavin\'Tucsonshowshehassense,sowecasheshiminathisfigger。Ofcoursewe-allsneveraskshisnamenone,asaskin\'namesan\'lookin\'atthebrandsonaponyisspeshulroodeintheWest,an\'showsyourbringin\'up;butheallowshe\'scalled\'OldBillGentry\'totheboys,an\'hean\'FaroNell\'spartic\'larfriendly。
"\'Talkin\'tohim,\'saysNell,\'islikelayin\'intheshade。Heknowseverythin\',too;allaboutbooksan\'thingsallovertheworld。Hewasa-tellin\'me,too,ashowhehadadaughterlikemethatdied\'waybacksome\'ersaboutwhenIwasayearlin\'。Hefeelsaheapbadaboutityet,an\'Igetssosorryforhim;sooldan\'
white-ha\'red。\'
"\'An\'youcangamble,\'saysDaveTutt,\'ifNelllikeshim,he\'sallright。\'
"\'IfNelllikeshim,thatmakeshimallright,\'saysCherokee。
"We-allsisstilltalkin\'an\'readinoverourmailinthepost-
office,whenallatoncewehearsJackMooreoutside。
"\'What\'sthisyereliteratoorasaffrontsmyeyes,pastedontotheoutsideofUncleSam\'swickeyup?\'saysJack,mightytruculent。We。
allsgoesout,an\'thar,shore-\'nough,isanoticeofferin\'fifteenhundreddollarsrewardforsomesharpwho\'sbeena-standin\'upthestageovertowardsPrescott。
"\'Whoevertacksthisup?Iwonder,\'saysEnright。`Itneverisyeretenminutesago。\'
"\'Well,jestyou-allhover\'roundan\'watchthegloryofitscomin\'
down,\'saysJack,a-cuttin\'ofitloosewithhisbowie,an\'tearin\'
itup。\'Iyerewithfurnishestheinformationcold,thiscampofWolfvilleknowsitsbusinessan\'don\'thavetobenotifiedofnothin\'。Thisyereoutfithasavig\'lancecommitteeallreg\'lar,whichI\'mkettle-tendertharfor,an\'whenitcomesnacheraltoannouncesomenoticetothepublic,you-allswillperceivemea-
pervadin\'ofthesceneryonahossan\'promulgatin\'ofsaidnoticevivervoce。AmIright,Enright?\'
"\'Rightaspreachin\',Jack,\'saysEnright。\'Youspeakstroothlikearunnin\'brook。\'
"\'Butwhoeversticksthatnotice?——that\'stheinformationIpantsfor,\'saysBoggs,pickin\'upan\'readin\'ofthepiece。"\'IreckonsI
poststhatnoticesomemyse\'f,\'saysabig,squar\'-builtgentwe-
allsdon\'tknow,an\'whocomesintheothermornin\'withOldMonteonthestage。Ashesaysthishe\'ssa\'nterin\'aboutthesuburbsofthecrowd,listenin\'tothetalk。
"\'Well,don\'tdoitnomore,partner,\'saysJack,mightygrave。\'AsacommoonityWolfville\'snodoubt\'waywrong,butwe-allshasourpridesan\'ourownpecooliarlittlenotions,thata-way,aboutwhatlooksgood;so,afternow,don\'talterthelandscapenone\'roundyeretillyouc\'lectsourviews。\'
"\'I\'mofferin\'evenmoney,postin\'noticesdon\'thurtthisyerecampalittlebit,\'saysthestranger。
"\'Comin\'righttocases,\'saysEnright,\'itdon\'thurtnone,butitgratesawholelot。Theideeofamerestrangera-strollin\'inan\'
a-pastin\'upofnotices,likehe\'sstandin\'apathandonwhatheknowsan\'wenotinit,isaheaponpleasant。Sodon\'tdoitnomore。\'
"\'WhichIdon\'taimtodoitnomore,\'saysthesquar\'-builtgent,\'butIstillclingstomyideethatnoticesain\'tnoset-backtothiscamp。\'
"\'Thesamebein\'ameretheery,\'saysDocPeets,\'personaltoyourse\'f,Iholdsitwouldbeonp\'litetodiscussit;solet\'sallwheelondercoverforadrink。\'
"Atthiswe-allslinesupontheRedLightbaran\'nacherallydrinksendsthetalk,astheyallersought。
"Alongtowardssundownwe-allsgetssomecooler,an\'bysecond-drinktimeintheevenin\'everyoneismovin\'about,an\',asithappens,quiteabandisintheRedLight;somedrinkin\'an\'exchangin\'ofviews,an\'somebuckin\'thevariousgameswhichisgoin\'wideopenall\'round。Cherokee\'ssettin\'behindhisbox,an\'FaroNellisupathisshoulderonthelookoutstool。Thegame\'sgoin\'plentylivelywhenalongcomesOldGentry。Cherokeetakesaglanceathiman\'
seemsworriedalittle,reflectin\',nodoubt,ofthem\'handsthedeadmanheld,\'buthegoesondealin\'withoutaword。
"\'Where\'syou-alldonebeenallday?\'saysNelltotheoldman。\'I
ain\'tseenyounonewhateversinceyesterday。\'
"\'Why,Igetstiredan\'doneupalot,settinag\'instCherokeelastnight,\'saystheoldman,\'an\'soIprowlsdowninmyblanketsan\'
sleepssometillaboutanhourago。\'
"Theoldmanbuysastackofbluesan\'sets\'emontheten。It\'sjestthenincomesthesquar\'-builtgent,who\'sbeenpostin\'ofthenoticeformer,an\'p\'intsasix-shooteratGentryan\'says"\'Putyourhandsup!put\'emupquickorI\'lldrillyou!Oldasyoube,Idon\'ttakenochances。\'
"\'AtthefirstwordNellcomesoffherstoollikeasmalllandslide,whileCherokeebringsagunintoplayontheinstant。Theoldman\'supevenwiththeproceedin\'s,too;an\'standsthar,hisguninhishand,hiseyesa-glitterin\'an\'hiswhitebearda-curlin\'likeacat\'s。He\'scleanstrain。
"\'Letmegetawordin,gents,\'saysCherokee,plentyca\'m,\'an\'
don\'tnoonesetinhisstackon。lesshe\'sgotahand。Idoesbusinessyeremyway,an\'I\'mduetodownthefirsthold-upwhoshootsacrossanylayoutofmine。Don\'tmakenomistake,orthenextcensus\'llbeshy,shore。\'
"\'Whatbeyou-allsaimin\'tocel\'brateanyhow?\'saysJackMoore,gettin\'thesquar\'-builtgent\'sgunwhileBoggscorralsGentry\'s。\'
Who\'sWolfvilleentertainin\'yere,I\'dlikefortoknow?\'
"\'I\'maWells-Fargodetective,\'saysthesquar\'-builtgent,\'an\'
thisyere,\'p\'intin\'toOldGentry,\'isJimYates,thebiggesthold-
upan\'stage-robberbetweenhellan\'\'Frisco。Thatoldtarrapin\'llstopastagelikeayoung-onewouldaclock,merelytoseewhat\'sintoit。He\'sthepartyI\'mpastin\'upthenoticeforthismornin。"
"\'He\'saliar!\'saystheoldman,a-gettin\'ugliereveryminute。
`Giveusoursix-shootersanthrowusloose,an\'ifIdon\'tlancetheroofofhislyin\'mouthwiththefrontsightofmygun,I\'llcashinforahold-uporwhateverelseyou-allssays。\'
"\'Whatdoyousay,Enright?\'saysJack。\'Let\'sgive\'emtheirjewelryan\'let\'emlope。I\'vegotmoneyassaystheWells-Fargobill-pastercan\'ttakethisold\'Cimmaronalittlebit。\'
"\'WhichItrailsin,\'saysBoggs,\'withafewchipsonthesamekyard。\'
"\'No,\'saysEnright,\'ifthisyereparty\'srustlin\'themails,we-
allscan\'tcallhishandtooquick。Wolfville\'sastraightcampan\'
don\'tbacknocrim\'nalplays;nonewhatever。\'
"Enrighttharuponcallsameetin\'oftheStranglers,an\'we-allslinesoutfortheNewYorkStoretotalkitover。Beforewedonepow-wowstwominutesupcomesOldMonte,withthestage,alldustan\'cuss-words,an\'allowshe\'sbeenstoodupoutbythecowspringssixhoursbefore,an\'isbehindthemail-bagan\'theAdamsCompany\'sboxonthedeal。We-allslooksatOldManGentry,an\'heshorelyseemstocrippledown。"\'Gentry,\'saysPeets,afterOldMontetellshisadventures,\'IhearsyoutellNellyouwassleepin\'allday。
S\'poseyoutakesthisyerecommitteetoyourbudweran\'exhibitstoushowitlookssome。\'
"\'Theturn\'sag\'inme,\'saystheoldman,\'an\'Ilose。I\'llcutitshortforyou-alls。Iholdsupthatstagethisafternoonmyse\'f。\'
"\'Thisyere\'sstraightgoods,Itakesit,\'saysEnright,\'an\'ourdootyisplain。Goovertothecorralan\'getalariat,Jack。\'
"\'Don\'tletEnrighthangtheoldman,Cherokee,\'saysNell,beginnin\'toweepawholelot。\'Pleasedon\'tlet\'emhanghim。\'
"\'Thisholdin\'agunonyourfriendsain\'tnopicnic,\'whispersCherokeetoNell,an\'flushin\'upan\'thenturnin\'pale,\'butyourwordgoeswithme,Nell。\'ThenCherokeethinksaminute。\'Now,thisyereisthewaywedoes,\'hesaysatlast。\'I\'llmake\'emalongtalk。You-allrunovertothecorralan\'bringthebesthossyouseessaddled。I\'llbetalkin\'whenyoucomesback,an\'youcreepupan\'whispertotheoldmantomakeajumpfortheponywhileI
coversthedealwithmysix-shooter。It\'splayin\'itlowonEnrightan\'DocPeetsan\'therest,butI\'lldoitforyou,Nell。Itallcomesfromthemjacksuponeights。\'
"Withthis,CherokeetellsNell\'good-by,\'an\'squar\'shimse\'f。Hebeginstotalk,an\'Nellmakesaquietlittlebreakforthecorral。
"Butnohossiseverneeded。Cherokeedon\'ttalkaminutewhenOldGentrycomesbuckin\'offenhischairina\'plepticfit。A\'plepticfitispermiscusan\'tryin\',an\'whenOldGentrygetsthroughan\'
comestohimse\'f,he\'scampedjestthissideofthedeadline。Hecanonlywhisper。
"\'Comeyere,\'sayshe,motionin\'toCherokee。\'Thar\'sastackofblueswhereIsets\'emonthetenopen,whichyouain\'tturnedfornoneyet:TakeallIhasbesidesan\'putwithit。Ifitlose,it\'syours;ifitwin,giveittothelittlegirl。\'
"ThisisallOldGentrysays,an\'hecashesintheverynextsecondonthelist。
"Enrightgoesthrough\'em,an\'thar\'sovertwothousanddollarsinhiswar-bags;an\',obeyin\'themlastbehests,we-allsgoesovertotheRedLightan\'putsitonthetenalongofthestackofblues。
It\'soverthelimit,butCherokeeproceedswiththedeal,an\'whenitcomesI\'mblessedifthetenain\'tloseran\'Cherokeegetsitall。
"\'ButIwon\'twinnoneag\'inadeadman;saysCherokee。An\'hegivesittoNell,whoain\'tsooperstitious。
"\'Doyou-allsb\'arinmind,\'saysBoggs,aswetakesadrinklater,\'howIforeseesthisyererackettheminuteIhearsCherokeea-
tellin\'abouthis"Jacksuponeights"——the"handthedeadmanholds?"\'"
CHAPTERXIV。
THERIVALDANCE-HALLS。
Itwassweetandcoolaftertherain,andtheOldCattlemanandI,movedbyanadmirationfortheopenairwhichwasmutual,foundourselvestogetherontheporch。
Asinpartrecompenseforhisreminiscencesoftheseveraldaysbefore,Iregaledmyoldfriendwiththehistoryofabank-failure,thedetailsaswellasthecausesofwhichwerejustthenforcingthemselvesuponmeintheguiseofbusiness。
"Thefactis,"Isaid,asIcametotheendofmystory,"thefactis,thetruecauseofthisbank\'sdownfallwasarivalry——whatonemightcallabusinessfeud——whichgrewintobeingbetweenitandasimilarinstitutionwhichhadopenedasitsneighbor。Inthecompetitionwhichfellouttheyfairlycuteachother\'sthroat。Theybothfailed。"
"An\'Itakesit,"remarkedtheOldCattlemanincomment,"oneoftheseyeretradedooelsthata-waygoesonvindictivean\'
remorseless,sameasifit\'sapersonalfightbetweencow-folksovercattle。"
"Quiteright,"Isaid。"Moneyisoftenmorecruelthanmen;andabusinessvendettaisfrequentlymeremurderwithouttheincidentofblood。Idon\'tsupposethelifeofyourArizonatownwouldshowthesetradewars。ItwouldtakeEastern——thatis,older——conditions,toprovokeandcarryoneon。"
"No,"repliedtheoldgentleman,withanairofretrospection,"I
don\'trecallnothin\'ofthesortinWolfville。We\'retoomuchinahuddle,anyway;tharain\'troomfornosechfracas,nohow。Nowthenearestwe-allscomestoanythin\'ofthekindiswhenthenewdance-
hallstartsthattime。
"WhichIreckons,"continuedtheOldCattle。man,ashebeganarrangingasmoke,"whichInowreckonsthisyereistheonlycatyclismintradeWolfvillesuffers;theonlytimeitcomestowhatyou-allEasternsportswouldcallashowdownincommerce。Ofcoursethar\'sthelaundrywar,butthat\'sbetweenfemalesan\'don\'tcount。
Females——whileit\'snosorterdoubtthey\'sthenoblestan\'mostexhilaratin\'workoftheirRedeemer——isnervousthata-way,an\'dueanytimetolettheirha\'rdowntheirbacks,emitascreech,an\'
clawan\'layforeachotherforluck。An\',asIsays,ifyouconfinesthefestivitiestothemfemalesengaged,an\'preventsthemenstandin\'inontheplay,it\'sshoretowindupinsobsan\'
forgiveness,an\'tharforeitdon\'tgo。
"AsIsays,whatInowrelatesistheonlyindustrialtroubleI
recallsinWolfville。Iallersremembersit,\'cause,bein\'ashowI
knowsthepartywho\'stheaggravatin\'causetharof,itmortifiesmethewayhejumpsintocampan\'carrieson。
"WhenIseeshimfirstisagesbefore,whenIfreightswitheightmulesovertheOldFortBascometrailfromVegastothePanhandle。
Thissharp——whichhe\'satenderfootatthetime,butplumbwolfbynacher-trailsuptomeintheEarlyRoseSalooninVegasoneday,an\'allowshe\'dliketomakeadealan\'goprojectin\'overintothePanhandlecountrywithmeforatrip。"Freightin\'thata-waythreeweeksaloneonthetrailissomeharrowin\'tothesperitsofagentwholovescompanylikeme,soIagrees,an\'nodelaytoit。
"WhichI\'myeretomentionIregretslaterI\'mthateasyItakesthispersonalong。Notthatheturnshostile,buthe\'sallershavin\'
adventures,an\'thingskeepshappenin\'tohim;an\'final,Ithinkshe\'sshorelydeadan\'gonecomplete——thesame,asIafterwardlearns,bein\'error;an\',takin\'ituponetrailan\'downanother,thattripbreaksmeoffenfoolin\'withshorthornscomplete,an\'I
don\'tgonear\'emforyears,more\'nifthey\'sstingin\'lizards。
"Whateverdoesthisyeremaverickdotome?Well,nothin\'muchtomepersonal;buthekeepsa-breedin\'ofeventswhichpestersme。
"We\'reoutaboutfourdayswhenthemmishapsbegins。IcampsoveronesunontheConchatorestmymules。I\'mloadedsomeheavywithsixthousandpoundsinthelead,an\'mebbyfourthousandpoundsinthetrailwagon;an\'Istopsadaytogivemystockachancetorollan\'breathean\'braceup。Myoff-wheelmule——areg\'larshave-tail——
isbadmed\'cine。Whichhe\'snotonlyeagertokicktoweristsan\'
othershetakesanotionag\'inst;buthe\'slikewisewhatyou-allscallsakleptomaniac,an\'isouttostealan\'sim\'larlow-downplays。
"Iwarnsthisyeretenderfoot——hisname\'sSmith,butIpullsonhimwhenconversin\'as\'Colonel\'——Iwarnsthisshorthornnottofuss\'roundmyJerrymule,bein\',asIstates,amulewhosemoodisornery。
"\'Don\'tgonearhim,Colonel,\'saysI;\'an\'partic\'lardon\'tgocrowdin\'\'roundtogetnor\'arviewsofhim。You-allhasnoideeoftheradiusofthatmule;whatyoumightcallhissweep。Youneverwilltillhe\'skickedyouonceortwice,an\'theinformationain\'tworthnosechprice。SoIdon\'treckonI\'dfoolwithhim,nonewhatever。
"\'An\'speshul,Colonel,\'Igoeson,forIshoreaimstodomydootybyhim,\'don\'tlaynothin\'\'roundloosewherethisyereJerrymulecangrabitoff。I\'mthelastfreighteronthePlainstogoslanderin\'an\'detractin\'ofaporehe\'plessmuleonlessit\'sstraight;butifyou-alltakestoleavin\'keepsakesan\'mementoeslayin\'aboutcasooalan\'carelessthata-way,Jerry\'lleat\'em;an\'
thefirstyousaveysyourkeepsakesiswithinJerry\'sinterior,an\'
tharyoube。
"\'Thefactis,stranger,thisJerrymule\'sathief,\'Isays。\'Ifhe\'sahuman,Jerrywouldbelynched。Butotherwisehe\'sasincere,earnestmule;anuphillorataquicksandcrossin\'Jerrygoesintohiscollarlikealion;soIforgiveshimbein\'athiefan\'allowsit\'sapeccadillo。"
"\'Well,youbet!\'saysthistenderfootColonel,\'thisyereJerrybetternotcomenopeccadillosonme。\'
"\'Ifyou-allmaintainsabouttwentyfeet,\'Ireplies,\'betweenJerry\'shind-Hocksan\'you;an\'ifyoukeepsyourbric-a-bracinyourwar-bags,youan\'Jerry\'llgetalonglikelambs。Now,Iwarnsyou,an\'that\'sgottodo。IfJerryan\'yougetstangledupyereafteryou-allain\'tgoin\'toharbornorevengesag\'inhim,normakenoranikabooplaystogeteven。\'
"AsIstates,I\'mcampedontheConcha,an`theColonel,who\'sallersouttotryexperimentsan\'newdeals,putsituphe\'llgodowntotheriveran\'takeaswim。Tharuponhelinesoutforthewater。
"Jerry\'shangin\'aboutcamp——forhe\'ssorterapetmule——allowin\'
mebbyIsubmitsaham-rindorsomesechdelicacytohimtochewon;
an\'hehearstheColonelsu\'gesthe\'llswimsome。SowhentheColonelp\'intsfortheConcha,Jerrysa\'ntersalongafter,figgerin\',mightylikely,ashowhe\'llpassthehoura-watchin\'theColonelswim。
"I\'mbusyonflapjacksatthetime——whichflapjacksisshoregoodfood——an\'Idon\'tobservenothln\'ofJerrynortheColonelneither。
They\'sawayhalfanhourwhenIoverhearsejac\'lations,thoughI
can\'tmakeoutnowords。Idon\'thavetogetcaughtinnolandslidetotumbletoagame,an\'I\'mawareatoncethatJerryan\'theColonelhasgottheirdestiniesmixed。
"Nacherally,Igoesovertotheheldofstrife,aimin\'tosaveJerry,orsavetheColonel,whicheverhastheotherdown。WhenI
burstsonthescene,theColonelstartsforme,splutterin\'an\'
makin\'noisesan\'p\'intin\'atJerry,whostandstharwithanairofinnocence。TheColonel\'supperliphangsdownqueer,likeanant-
eater\'s,an\'hecan\'ttalk。It\'sallmightyamazin\'。
"\'What\'sallthistoomultabout?\'Isays。
"Theshortoftheriotisthis:TheColonelgoesinforaswim,an\'
helaysouthisfalseteeththata-wayonastone。Whenhecomesforhisteeththey\'sshorelygone,an\'tharstandsJerryputtin\'itonhe\'sasleep。ThemteethisfiledawayinJerry。
"WhichtheColonelraves\'roundfrightful,an\'wantstokillJerryan\'amputatehim,an\'scoutfortheteeth。ButIwon\'thaveit。I\'mgoin\'toneedJerrydownfurtheronthequicksandfordsoftheCanadian;an\',asIexplains,themteethisawreckbynow,an\'nogoodifheget\'s\'emag\'in;Jerrymunchin\'ofhisfoodpowerful。
"AfterawhileIroundsuptheColonelan\'herdshimbacktocamp。
Jerryhasshoresawedoffasoreafflictiononthattenderfootwhenhetakesinthemteeth;Icanseethat。Hisliphangslikeablacksmith\'sapron,an\'hecan\'ttalkalittlebit;jestmakessignsormotions,likehe\'sInjunordeef。
"It\'smebbytwoweekslaterwhenJerrygetsanothershotattheColonel。It\'stheevenin\'afterthenightJerrysneaksintocamp,soft-footasacoyote,nosesopenthegrub-box,an\'eatsfivebottlesofwhiskey;allwehas。We\'vepitchedcamp,an\'I\'vehobbledthisJerrymulean\'hismate——theotherwheeler——an\'throwed\'emloose,an\'isbusyhobblin\'mynigh-swingmule,whentroublebeginsfomentin\'betweenmytenderfootan\'Jerry。
"Thefactisit\'sdonefomented。ThisColonel,bein\'someheatedaboutthatwhiskey,an\'plumbsoreonJerryonaccountofthemteeth,allowstohimse\'fhe\'lltakeatrace-chainan\'warpJerryonceforluck。
"Ifthisyeretenderfoothadbeenfreewithme,an\'invitedmeintohisconfidencetouchin\'hisdesigns,I\'dtookalariatan\'ropedan\'
throwedJerryforhim,an\'tiedthefelondown,an\'lettheColonelwallophimanhourorso:buttheColonel\'sfullofvarietythata-
way,ormebbyhethinksI\'llsidewithJerry。Anyhow,heselectsatrace-chain,an\',withoutsayin\'aword,dancesallcautioustowardshisprey。WhichthisisrelaxationforJerry。
[drawingofJerrykickingtheColonelwithcaption:"Thathe\'plessshorthornstopsbothheels。]
"WhilethatColoneltenderfootisarodaway,Jerryturnshistailsomesuddeninhisdirection,an\'thenextinstantthathe\'plessshorthornstopsbothheelssome\'ersaboutthesecondbuttonofhisshirt。Thatsettlesit;theColonel\'saninvalidimmediate。I
shorelyhasatimewithhimthatnight。
"Thenextdayhecan\'twalk,an\'hecan\'trideinthewagon\'causeofthejolts。Italltouchesmyheart,an\'atlastIupsan\'makeahammockoutenaNavajoblanket,whichisgoodan\'strong,an\'swingstheColoneltothereachofthetrailwagon。
"It\'smostlyagoodscheme。Wheretheground\'sleveltheColonelcomesonallright;butnowan\'then,whenawheelslumpsintoarut,theColonelcan\'the\'pnonebutsmitethegroundwherehe\'sthelowest,an\'italldrawsgroansan\'lamentsfromhimaheap。
"Onetime,whentheColonel\'sagonymakeshimgroanspeshulstrong,IseesJerrybathiseyeslikeheenjoysit;an\'thenJerrymentionssomethin\'tohismateoverthechain。We\'retrottin\'alongthetrailatthetime,an\',bein\'he\'sthenigh-wheeler——whichisthesaddle-
muleofateam——I\'mridin\'Jerry\'scompadre,an\'whenInoteshowJerryisthatjoyousaboutitIreachesacrossan\'beltshimsomeabruptbetweenthey\'earswiththebuttofashot-filledblack-
snake。ItratherletsthewheyoutenJerry\'sglee,an\'hedon\'tgetsomuchblissfromthattenderfoot\'smisfortunesashedid。
"ItgoesalongallrightontilIswingsdowntothecrossin\'oftheCanadian。It\'saboutfourth-drinktimeintheafternoon,an\'I\'mallowin\'tofordtheCanadianthatevenin\'an\'campont\'otherside。
Theriverishighan\'rapidfromrainsome\'ersbackonitsheadwaters,an\'it\'swidean\'ugly。Itain\'tmore\'nfourfootdeep,butthebottomisquicksand,an\'thatfalse,ifIletsmywagonsstoptensecondsanywherebetweenbankan\'bank,I\'mgoin\'tobeshywagonsattheclose。I\'llbeluckyifIwinoutthemules。It\'sshoreahard,swiftcrossin\'。
"Iswingsdown,asIsays,totheriver\'saigewithmymindfilledupabouttherushI\'vegottomake。It\'sgothroughontherunorbogdown。FirstIsettlesinmysaddle,givestheoutfittheword,an\'then,pourin\'thewhipintothetwoleaders,Isendsthewholeeightintothewateronthejump。Theriverisrunnin\'likeascaredwolf,an\'thelittleleadmuleshardlytouchesbottom。
"Asthetrailwagontakesthewater,an\'thetwoleadersisplumbintothey\'ears,ahowldevelopstother\'ar。It\'smyporetenderfootinhishammockonderthetrailwagon。Heshrieksasthewatergetstohim;an\'itallhitsmelikeabullet,forIplumboverlookshim,thinkin\'ofthatquicksandcrossin\'。
"It\'sshoretoolatenow;I\'min,an\'Ican\'tstop。Tomakethingsmorecomplex,asthewatercutsoffthetenderfoot\'syelllikepuffin\'outacandle,alittleoldblackmule,whichismyoff-
p\'inter,loseshisfeetan\'goesdown。Ipourstheleatherintotheteamtheharder,an\'theotherssoarsintotheircollarsan\'drugmyblackp\'interwith\'em;onlyhe\'sonderwater。OfcourseIallowsboththeblackp\'interan\'theColonel\'sshorelyduetodrownawholelot。
"Wegetsacross,thesevenothermulesan\'me;an\'thesecondhe\'sskatedoutonthesandonhisside,thedrownedmulegetsupan\'
singsastriumphantasIeverhears。Swimmin\'ondertheriverdon\'twearonhimabit。
"ThenIgoesscoutin\'fortheColonel,buthe\'svanishedcomplete。
Nacherally,Itakeshimforadead-an\'-gonegent;an\'figgersifsomeeddyorcounter-currentdon\'tgethim,orhedon\'tgoagroundonnosand-bar,hisfellow-menwillfishhimoutsome\'ersbetweenmean\'NewOrleans,an\'planthiman\'holdservicesoverhim。
"Bein\'asIcan\'tbeofnousewhereit\'saclean-sweepplaylikethis,IdismissestheColonelfrommymind。Afterhobblin\'an\'
throwin\'loosemyteam,Ilugsoutthegrub-boxallsorrowfulan\'
goesintocamp。
"WhichIshouldallershaveplayedtheColonelfordead,ifitain\'tthatyearslaterheonedaycomeswanderin\'intoWolfville。Heain\'ttendernow;he\'sashardasmoss-agates,an\'asworthless。
"Irenewsmyacquaintancewithhim,an\'hetellshowhegetsoutentheCanadianthatday;butbeyondthatweconsoomesadrinkortwotogether,Iratherpasseshimup。Thar\'saheapabouthimIdon\'ttaketo。
"TheColonellays\'roundWolfvillemebbyit\'saweek,peerin\'an\'
spyin\'about。Hesayshe\'slookin\'foranopenin\'。An\'Ireckonsheis,forattheendofaweekheslapsupajointoutentent-clothan\'fence-boards,an\'opensadance-hallsquar\'ag\'instJimHamilton\'swhichisalreadythar。
"Thisyerealoneislikelytobroodan\'hatchtrouble;but,asiftakin\'astraightheaderintoHamilton\'sgameain\'tenough,thisColonelofminedon\'tgetnopianer;don\'tround-upnomusicofhisown;butstandspatan\'pullsoffreels,an\'quadrilles,an\'green-
corndancestoHamilton\'smusicgoin\'onnextdoor。
"I\'mthroughtheLincolnCountywar,an\'hasbeenromancin\'aboutthefrontierforyears;butInevertracksuponnosechoutrageinmylifeasthisdisgracefulColonelopenin\'ahurdy-gurdyag\'inHamilton\'s,an\'maverickin\'hismusicthata-way,an\'dancin\'
tharunto。
"It\'sthesecondnight,an\'Hamiltonconcloodshe\'llseeaboutitsome。HecomesintotheColonel\'sjoint,ca\'man\'considerate,an\'
givesitoutthar\'sgoin\'tobetroubleiftheColoneldon\'tclosehisgameorplayinhisownfiddlers。
"\'Whichifyou-alldon\'tcloseyourgameorhuntoutyourownmusic,\'saysHamilton,\'I\'mmightylikelytogetmysix-shooteran\'
closeitforyou。\'
"\'Seeyere,\'saysmyColonel——whichhe\'sshorebeenlearnin\'sinceI
partswithhimontheCanadian——\'thefirsthold-upwhocomesfoolin\'
\'roundtobreakupabaileofmine,I\'llshorelymakehimhardtofind。Whatbusinessyougotfillin\'upmyplacewithyourmelodies?
Yourollsyourtunesinyerelikeyouownstheranch;an\'thenyoucomescurvin\'overan\'talksofagun-play\'cause,insteadoflayin\'
foryouforthatyoudisturbsmypeacewiththemharmonies,I\'mthatgood-nacheredIyieldsthep\'intan\'dancesto\'em。You-allpullyourfreight,\'saystheColonel,\'orI\'llfillyoufulloflead。\'
"ThisargumentoftheColonel\'sdazzlesHamiltontothatdegreehedon\'tknowwhetherhe\'sgotthehighhandornot。Hethinksaminute,an\'thenp\'intsovertotheRedLightforEnrightan\'DocPeets。Asheleavestherivaldance-hall,theColonel,who\'scallin\'
offhisdances,turnstothequadrille,whichispausinpendin\'thedispoote,an\'shouts:
"\'YoubetIknowsmybusiness!Righthandtoyourpartner;grandrightan\'left!\'
"WhenHamiltonturnsawaythey\'sshoremakin\'thingsrockan\'
tremble;an\'alltothestrainsof\'TheArkansawTraveller,\'whichisbein\'evolvednextdooratHamilton\'sexpense。
"Whichsomethin\'sgoin\'topop;saysHamilton,mightyuglytoEnrightan\'therestofus,ashepoursadrinkintohisneck。\'I
allowsintheinterestsofpeacethatIcantersoveran\'seesyou-
allsfirst。Iain\'touttoshakeupWolfville,norgiveRedDogachancetocriticiseusnoneasadisorderlycamp;butIasksyougents,ascitizensan\'membersofthevig\'lancecommittee,whetherI\'mtostandan\'letthisyeresharpround-upmymusictoholdhisrevelsby,an\'putitallovermenightly?\'
"\'Idon\'tseenodifference,\'saysDanBoggs,\'betweenthisconvicta-stealin\'ofHamilton\'smusic,thanifhegoesan\'standsupOldMontean\'thestage。\'
"\'Thesamebein\'myideeexact,\'saysTexasThompson。\'Yere\'sHamiltoncaterin\'tothiscampwithadance-hall。It\'sapublicgoodthing。Ifagent\'smorose,an\'hiswhiskey\'sslowplacin\'itse\'f,hegoesovertoHamilton\'shurdy-gurdyan\'findsrelaxationan\'relief。
Nowyerecomesthisstranger——an\'Imakesitfiftydollarsevenhe\'sfromMassachusetts——an\'whatdoeshedo?Neverantesnorsticksinawhitechip,butpurloinsHamilton\'sstrains,an\'pullsoffhisdancestharby。It\'splumbwrong,an\'whatthispartyneedsishangin\'。\'
"\'Oh,Idon\'tknow,\'saysCherokeeHall,who\'sinonthetalk。
\'Hamilton\'sallright,an\'asquar\'man。Allhewantsisjestice。
Now,whileIdeemstheconductofthisstrangerlowan\'ornery;
still,comin\'downtotheturn,he\'sonhistrailallright。Asthissharpsays:WhogivesHamiltonanylicensetogofillin\'hishurdy-
gurdyfullofdance-music?S\'posethisgentwouldcomecaperin\'overan\'setinastackag\'inHamiltonforoverloadin\'hisjointwithpianeran\'fiddlenoiseswithouthisconsent;an\'puttin\'ituphe\'souttodragthecampifHamiltondon\'tcease?TheonlywayHamiltongets\'roundthatkindofcomplaintis,hedon\'townthemwalsesan\'
quadrillesaftertheyfetchesloosefromhisfiddle;thattheyain\'thisquadrillesnomore,an\'he\'snotresponsibleaftertheystampedesoffintospace。\'
"\'That\'sstraight,\'saysDaveTutt,\'you-allscan\'trunnobrandonmelodies。Agentcan\'townnomusicafterhecutsitloosethata-
way。Theminuteitleavesthebosomsofhisfiddles,that\'swhereheletsgo。Afterthatitbelongstoanygenttodanceby,cryby,setby,orfightby,ashedeemsmeetan\'pleasantatthetime。\'
"\'Whatdoyou-allssay?\'saysHamiltontoEnrightan\'Peets。\'Doesthisyerepieceofoppressiononaleadin\'citizen,perpetratedbyarankoutsider,go?Ishorewaitsforyourreplywithimpatience,forIeetchestogobackan\'shootupthisnewhurdy-gurdyfromnowtillsun-up。\'
"EnrighttakesDocPeetsdownbytheendofthebar——an\'thar\'snodoubtaboutit,thatPeetsisthewisestlonghornwestoftheMissoury——an\'theyhasadeepconsultation。We-allsiswaitin\'。someinterested,toseewhattheysays。It\'sshoreafinep\'intthisColonel\'smakin\'tojestifyan\'backhisgame。
"\'Getamoveonyou,Enright!\'atlastsaysDanBoggs,whoisahasty,eagerman,wholikesaction;\'getamoveonyou,youan\'
Peets,an\'settlethis。You\'requeerin\'thekyardsan\'delayin\'theplay。\'
"\'Well,gents,\'saysEnrightatlast,comin\'backwherewe-allsisbythedoor,\'Peetsan\'meseesnoneeddecidin\'onthemquestionsaboutwhoownsatuneaftersaidtunehasbeenplayed。Buttharisasubject,thata-way,whichrequiresconsideration;an\'whichmostlikelysolvesthisdance-halldeadlock。Inalltrademattersinagrowin\'camplikeWolfville,it\'sbettertopreserveaequilibrium。
It\'sag\'inpublicinteresttohavetwoorthreedance-halls,ortwoorthreesaloons,allinabunchthata-way。It\'sbettertheybespraddled\'roundwideapart,whichismoreconvenient。SoPeetsan\'
meproposesasarooleforthisyerecampthattwohurdy-gurdiesbeforbidtobecarriedonwithinfivehundredfeetofeachother。Asitlookslikenobodyobjects,weconcloodsit\'sadopted。Nacherally,thelasthurdy-gurdyuphastomove,whichdisposesofthisyeretrouble。\'
"\'BeforeIendswhatIhastosay,\'goesonEnright,\'Iwantstothankourtownsman,MisterHamilton,forconsultin\'oftheStranglerspriortoakillin\'。Itshowshe\'salaw-abidin\'gentan\'
acredittothecamp。An\'mightylikelyheprolongshisstayonearth。Ifhe\'dprancedinan\'skelpedthismaraudin\'stranger,I
don\'treckonwecouldavoidswingin\'himattheendofalariatwithoutmakin\'adangerouspreceedent。Asitis,hisrivalwillberoutedan\'hislifemadesereenasyeretofore。\'
"\'Astotheexecutionofthisnewroole,\'concloodsEnright,\'weleavesthattoJackMoore。Hewillwaitonthispartyan\'explaintheplay。Hemustupstakesan\'movehiscamp;an\'ifhecallsonanothershindigafterhe\'swarned,we-allstakesourponiesan\'ourropesan\'yankshisoutfitupbytheroots。Agentofhisenterprise,however,willcometoadeadhalt;an\'hispersecutionsofHamiltonwillcease。\'
"\'An\'you-allcallsthisyereafreeAmericanoutfit!\'saysmyColonel,mightyscornful,whenJackMoorenotifieshim。\'IfIdon\'tlineoutfort\'otherendofcampyou-allsisallowin\'toropemyjointan\'pullitdown!Well,thatletsmeout;Iquitsyou。I\'dbeshorelydegradedtoputinmytimewithanysechlow-flungpasselofsports。You-allmaygobackan\'tellyourfolksthatasyouleavesyouhearsmegivethecalltomyguests,"Allpromenadetothebar";
an\'thedancin\'isdone。To-morrowIdepartsforRedDogtobeginlifeanew。Wolfvilleistooslowacampforanygentwithanyswiftnesstohim。\'"
CHAPTERXV。
SLIMJIM\'SSISTER。
"Whichthar\'sfolksinthiscaravansaryIdon\'tlikenone,"remarkedtheOldCattleman,asIjoinedhimoneafternoononthelawn。Histonewasasofonehalfsullen,halfhurt,andashejerkedhisthumbtowardthehotelbehindus,itwasagesturefullofscorn。
"Thar\'sfolksthar,takin\'\'emupan\'down,horns,hide,tallow,an\'
beef,whoain\'tworthheatin\'arunnin\'-irontobrand。"
"What\'sthetrouble?"Iinquired,asIorganizedforcomfortwithmybackagainsttheelm-treewhichshadowedus。
"Notroubleatall,"repliedmyoldfriendsourly,"leastwisenothin\'poignant。It\'sthatyoothfulpartyintheblacksurtootwhocomespesterin\'meamomentagoabouttheWestbein\',ashesays,aroodean\'irreligiousoutfit。"
"He\'sayoungpreacher,"Iexplained。"Possiblyhewasmovedbyananxietytouchingyoursoul\'swelfare。"
"Well,ifhe\'souttosavesouls,"retortedtheoldgentleman,"heoughterwhirlabiggerloop。No,no,hewon\'tdo,"hecontinued,shakinghisheadwithanairofmournfulyetresentfuldecision,"thisyeregent\'stoonarrow;whichhisheadisbuilttoomuchtheshapeofaquail-trap。Hemaydotochasejack-rabbitsan\'sech,buthe\'sasizetoosmallforgamelikeme。Savesouls,saysyou!Why,ifthatonp\'liteyoungpersonwastomeetasoullikeminecomin\'upthetrail,he\'dshorelyomitwhattodoentire;he\'dbethatstampeded。He\'dbesomehardtolocate,Itakesit,afterhemeetsupwithasoullikemineawholelot。"
TheOldCattlemanmadethisproclamationrathertohimselfthanme,butIcoulddetectanairofpride。Thenhewenton:
"\'ThisyereWestyouemanatesfrom,\'saysthisyoungpreacher-sharptomethata-way,\'thisyereWestyouhailsfromisroode,an\'don\'tyieldnonetoreligiousinflooences。\'
"\'Well,\'Isaysbacktohim,fillin\'mypipeatthesametime,\'I
reckonsyoushorelycanc\'llectmorewithagunthanacontreebutionboxintheWest,ifthat\'swhatyou-allisaimin\'at。Butifyoufiggerswedon\'tmakeourownlittlereligiousbreaksoutinArizona,stranger,youfiggersaheapwrong。YououghterhaveheardShortCreekDavethattimewhenheturns\'vangelistan\'prancesintothewarehousebackoftheNewYorkStore,an\'showsWolfvilleshe\'sshoreh\'ar-hungan\'breeze-shakenoverhellthata-way。ShortCreekhasthecampallspraddledoutbeforeheturnshisdeal-boxupan\'
closeshisgame。\'
"\'ButthisyereShortCreekDave,\'heremonstratestome,\'ain\'tnoreg\'larlicenseddivine。Heain\'tworkin\'inconjunctionswithnoshore\'nough\'sociation,Itakesit。ThisShortCreekpersonismostlikelyoneofthemirrelevantexhortin\'folks,an\'thatmakesadifference。Hedon\'tbelongtonoreg\'lardenom\'nation。\'
"\'That\'stroo,too,\'Isays。\'ShortCreekain\'tworkin\'withnoreg\'larreligiousround-up;he\'ssorterrunnin\'afloatin\'outfit,criss-crossin\'therange,prowlin\'formavericksan\'straysonhisowngame。Butwhatofthat?He\'sshorelytyin\'\'emdownan\'brandin\'
\'emrightalong。\'
"\'Oh,Idon\'tdispootenonetheefficacyofyourfriend\'sworkthata-way,\'repliestheyoungpreacher-sharp,\'butit\'sirreg\'lar;it\'splumboutofline。Nowwhatyou-allsneedsintheWestisrealchurches,sameaswe-allshasintheEast。\'
"`Iain\'tnoneshoreofthat。\'Isays,\'an\'I\'mgettin\'alittlewarmonderthecollarsomewiththemfrillsheputson;\'Iain\'tnoneshore。TheEastneedn\'tdeemitse\'ftheonlykinginthedeck;
nonewhatever。TheWestcanaffordtheusualroolesan\'letallbetsgoastheylays,an\'stillgetupwinneronthedeal。Itakesityou-allsnevernotestheWestsendin\'Eastforhe\'p?\'
"\'Butthatain\'ttheidee,\'heurges。\'Churchesthata-wayistherightthing。Theymoldsacommoonity,churchesdoes。Youb\'arswitnessyourse\'fthatwherechurchesexiststhecommoonityisthemostorderlyan\'fullerofquietoodan\'peace。\'
"\'NotnecessarilyIdon\'t,\'Irepliesback,forI\'mgoin\'toplaymyhandoutifitgetsmylastchip,\'notnecessarily。WhatIb\'arswitnesstoisthatwherethecommoonityisthemostorderlythata-
wayan\'fullerofquietoodan\'peace,thechurchesexists。\'
"\'WhichI\'mshorelysomeafraid,\'hesays,——an\'hislooksshowshe\'sgettin\'ahorrorofme,——\'youbelongstoaperversegeneration。You-
allisvainofyourownevil-doin\'。LookatthemmurdersthatreddenstheWest,an\'thensityerean\'tellmeitdon\'tneednoinflooences。\'
"\'Themain\'tmurders,\'Ianswers;them\'skillin\'s。An\'asforinflooenccs,ifyou-alldon\'treckonthepresenceofavig\'lancecommitteeinacampdon\'tcauseagenttopausean\'pondernonebeforehepullshisgun,youdwellsinignorance。However,I\'myeretoadmit,Idon\'tdiscernnosechsin-encrustedplayinakillin\'
whenthepartiesbreaksevenatthestart,an\'bothgentsisworkin\'
tothesameendunanimous。Itdoessomefolksaheapofgoodtokill\'emalot。\'
"It\'satthisp\'inttheyoungpreacher-sharppullshisfreight,an\'
Iobserves,bythewayhestacksmeupwithhiseyesthata-way,heallowsmebbyI\'mlocoed。"
TheOldCattlemansaidnomoreforamoment,butpuffedathiscobpipeinthoughtandsilence。Ihadnonotionofinvolvingmyselfinanycombatofmoralsortheology,soIdidnotinvadehismood。AtlastIsuggestedinahalf-toneofinoffensivesympathythattheWestwasnodoubtmuchmisunderstood。